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Sports › Re: Man United Considering Cracking Down On Cristiano Ronaldo Over His Attitude by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Aug 14, 2022
mariahAngel:
What's news about Messi lately?
Mbappe is not making Pessi play well grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Congressional Delegation Visits Taiwan by Jokerman(m): 4:25pm On Aug 14, 2022
Righteousness2:
The cup of Iniquity of Nomerica is Full. From Russia to China to Iran , God is stirring up Nomerica aka Mystery Babylon to its destruction.
Lol.... how far with your conspiracy theory threads, it's been long we've seen them on Nairaland front pages... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:04pm On Aug 14, 2022
PSG belongs to Mbappe grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Still Preach About Rapture, Restitution, Great Tribulation? by Jokerman(m): 1:16pm On Aug 14, 2022
tctrills:
I am not sure you read Matthew 24. Jesus never said it. Please do not blasphem. Or point to the verse that speaks about the rapture of believers.
Read and understand Sir

Matthew 24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
Christianity Etc › Re: HEAVEN: A Prepared Place For Prepared People. by Jokerman(m): 12:03pm On Aug 14, 2022
So true.... May God keep burning His word in us
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Still Preach About Rapture, Restitution, Great Tribulation? by Jokerman(m): 12:00pm On Aug 14, 2022
tctrills:
Since Christ established his church, where have Christians been when so many horrors have occurred. Where did christians go during the world wars?
The parable of the tares, he would seperates the wheat from the tares and burn the tares with fire. What does that have to do with rapture?
My brother, Rapture itself will happen... even Jesus himself said it in Matthew 24.

1. Great Tribulation
2. Rapture of believers
3. Wrath of God on Antichrist and those who receive his mark
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Your Church Still Preach About Rapture, Restitution, Great Tribulation? by Jokerman(m): 11:58am On Aug 14, 2022
staga:
They will be in for a surprise. I was one of them until I critically read Revelation 13-15 and saw the sequence of events.
Some still won't learn, and are always arguing blindly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 13th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Aug 13, 2022
casualobserver:
Robson did not groom Mourinho, Morinho never managed barcelona.

Ancelotti was sacked at Madrid
Dont even mention Mourinho he never groomed anyone. They just happenned to be assistant managers. Grooming means you are preparing them to take over from you.
That means no coach as ever groomed anyone then?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 13th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:06pm On Aug 13, 2022
Justinlean02:
how really did you come by this? huh
They worked under those coaches
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 13th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Aug 13, 2022
thoollz:
The guy that is in the top 30 should go and win it now. Anytime there's a discussion about Ronaldo, his fans always put Messi in their arguments meaning he's living in Messi's shadow.

At least he won a trophy, what did STARBOY win, rather kissing ass*s with the Europa league, that's if they'll win that one sef.

With everything I put up there, did I mention Messi? Since you want to talk about Messi, he still has the highest number of Balon d'or.
Stolen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 13th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Aug 13, 2022
Teaser4:
You’re a mor0n, you Dey rant say Messi no enter top30, you forget say na record holder. This wan wey enter top30, no go win am….all that na past now

He played 90mins+ today , he can’t even score a goal.
Una never play big team yet o…
Abeg don’t reply, I go ignore you….

Most pendu fans na zombie…una most drag Messi inside una misery… you better go another team
Truth hurts grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 13th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 7:41pm On Aug 13, 2022
thoollz:
I say it again, STARBOY played a full 90minutes and couldn't help his side avoid an embarrassing defeat.

I need Ronaldo's fans to come defend him.

Isn't this the same guy that had a smirk on his face when Brighton scored their 1st goal at old Trafford last weekend?

He and his fans will never agree that age has caught up with him and he's an ordinary football player outside Real Madrid. He thought jumping ship would give him the UCL, rather he has worsened his new teams. It's time to hang his boots.

Manutd don't have Marcelo, Kroos, Benzema, Rooney, Scholes, Evra etc that will do the hard work and he'll claim all the glory.
Is Pessi not worse?? Even with a calibre of stars, still couldn't score more than 6... now he's nit even top 30 players grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 13th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 7:39pm On Aug 13, 2022
casualobserver:
I asked you to mention 1 top manager who groomed his successor!

I am waiting
Sir Bryan Robson- Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho- Andre Boas and Rui Faria

Ancellotti- Zidane
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 13th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 6:09pm On Aug 13, 2022
When Mourinho said finishing 2nd is his best ever record for a team, una think say na lie...

Ronaldo next time , watch before you go to a club... should have gone to City after Juve...

Man utd will bounce back though...

We can never chop 8
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 13th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 5:46pm On Aug 13, 2022
Erik, please stop eye service.

Bench De gea, Bench Maguire... play Varane and Baily... play footballers that have heart.... angry

Please don't turn us to Barcelona, where tean will start flogging us 8-2... please...
Politics › Re: Peter Obi At JPI Annual Conference (video) (photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:46pm On Aug 13, 2022
Only a wicked person will not vote Obi. Infact every body, every tribe is supposed to be Obidient
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (4 - 2) On 13th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:43pm On Aug 13, 2022
Wetin Arteta give Jesus chop undecided
Celebrities › Re: Traditional Wedding Of Mercy Chinwo. Banky W, Others Attend (Photos, Video) by Jokerman(m): 9:44am On Aug 13, 2022
I sight pastor Phil... from CFI in those days..... cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:41am On Aug 13, 2022
ThierryJay:
Messi won a Ballon D'or at 34 years.

At 34 years Ronaldo was dragging down his team into Europa league contention.

Messi has more ballon dors than your so-called 30-man ballon d'or nominees combined

Last year Ballon d'or had lost relevance to you guys, but this year, una dey celebrate a mere nomination in a community list where it's sure that Pendu will not even make top 20. Is this how much the GOAT dey press your necks to the point of absolute confusion?
I hear say Pessi don tire like Tinubu.... na true grin

Since 2004, Ronaldo has never stayed outside top 30, even after changing teams.... grin

Wait, no top scorer award this year, the one dem give Lewandoski last year... grin?
Sports › Re: D'or Ballon D'or 2022 Nominees: Lionel Messi, Neymar Not On 30-man Shortlist by Jokerman(op): 11:15pm On Aug 12, 2022
OJEEMAH:
Crybaby, as e don reach this one, you don rush create thread.

Hope you go sleep well as they no shortlist Messi?
Lol.... shey pessi never become tinubu of football so... grin
Sports › D'or Ballon D'or 2022 Nominees: Lionel Messi, Neymar Not On 30-man Shortlist by Jokerman(op): 8:32pm On Aug 12, 2022
Hot favourite Karim Benzema has been nominated for the 2022 Ballon d'Or, but there is no place on the shortlist for Paris Saint-Germain duo Lionel Messi and Neymar. Messi has won the award seven times - more than any other player in history - but does not make the list for the first time since 2005. Winners of the Ballon d'Or awards are announced at a glitzy ceremony in Paris on October 17.

Lionel Messi and Neymar have not been included on the 30-man shortlist for the 2022 Ballon d'Or.
The Argentina international has won the most Ballons d'Or in history with seven, but he did not make the list despite scoring 11 goals in 34 matches for Paris Saint-Germain last season.
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BALLON D'OR 2022 NOMINEES: LIONEL MESSI, NEYMAR NOT ON 30-MAN SHORTLIST; KARIM BENZEMA AND RONALDO NOMINATED
Hot favourite Karim Benzema has been nominated for the 2022 Ballon d'Or, but there is no place on the shortlist for Paris Saint-Germain duo Lionel Messi and Neymar. Messi has won the award seven times - more than any other player in history - but does not make the list for the first time since 2005. Winners of the Ballon d'Or awards are announced at a glitzy ceremony in Paris on October 17.

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Lionel Messi and Neymar have not been included on the 30-man shortlist for the 2022 Ballon d'Or.
The Argentina international has won the most Ballons d'Or in history with seven, but he did not make the list despite scoring 11 goals in 34 matches for Paris Saint-Germain last season.

His team-mate Neymar is also not on the list. He played just 28 times for PSG last season in an injury-hit campaign. Kylian Mbappe does make the list.
Do Messi and Neymar deserve Ballon d'Or nominations?

Five-time Ballon d'Or winner Cristiano Ronaldo is on the list after scoring 18 goals in 31 matches for Manchester United last season.

The favourite for the 2022 Ballon d'Or, Karim Benzema's 44 goals powered Carlo Ancelotti's Real Madrid side to La Liga and Champions League triumph last season.

Following Real Madrid's Super Cup win over Eintracht Frankfurt on Wednesday night, Benzema suggested he was able to take his game to another level after Cristiano Ronaldo left the Liga club.

Thibaut Courtois, who is named on the Yachine Trophy shortlist awarded to the best goalkeeper, Champions League final match-winner Vinicius Junior, Luka Modric and Casemiro are also listed in the top 30 for the main prize. New signing Antonio Rudiger, who had an impressive season for Chelsea last season, is on the list.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.eurosport.com/football/ballon-d-or/2022/ballon-d-or-2022-nominees-lionel-messi-neymar-not-on-30-man-shortlist-karim-benzema-and-ronaldo-nomi_sto9082212/story-amp.shtml
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:27pm On Aug 12, 2022
TLona1:
It's why he has the most and Pendu will never catch up.
Lols... last year Ojoro grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:23pm On Aug 12, 2022
TLona1:
If ronaldo knows he's indeed the GOAT, he won't be obsessed with competing with Messi all the time.
Is this why Pessi is not on top 30 baloondor listhuh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:10pm On Aug 12, 2022
Wait, so Pessi at 34 years could not make UEFA list.... baba Arugbo grin grin grin grin..... No more Fifalona and uefalona mago mago

Check Ronaldo at 34 years...

This is why Ronaldo is GOAT....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Asisat Oshoala Nominated For Women's Ballon D'or 2022 - (Full List Of Nominees) by Jokerman(m): 8:07pm On Aug 12, 2022
Wait, so Pessi at 34 years could not make UEFA list.... baba Arugbo grin grin... No more Fifalona and uefalona mago mago

Check Ronaldo at 34 years...

This is why Ronaldo is GOAT....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Full Nominees For UEFA Men's Player And Coach Of The Year by Jokerman(m): 3:49pm On Aug 12, 2022
ghettokid1:
my preferred player of the yr is KDB
& my preferred coach of the yr is Pep
Yiu are a brokelona fan... we ain't surprised
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Full Nominees For UEFA Men's Player And Coach Of The Year by Jokerman(m): 3:48pm On Aug 12, 2022
Where the wheelbarrow kicker.... grin
Family › Re: See How The Medical Magnetize Water Filter Remove Unseen Germs From Your Tap by Jokerman(m): 2:43pm On Aug 12, 2022
hefelove:
10k
OK noted Sir... Will revert soon
Family › Re: See How The Medical Magnetize Water Filter Remove Unseen Germs From Your Tap by Jokerman(m): 1:41pm On Aug 12, 2022
hefelove:
Yes i still have it
Can you upload the pix sir, and how much?
Sports › Re: Best Soccer Player Tattoos; From Ibrahimovic's Lion To Messi's Jesus Depiction by Jokerman(m): 10:17am On Aug 12, 2022
mrkings84:
TAttoo is Satanic
How do I know.
Anything that's not from and for Jesus is from and for Satan.

Have you ever wondered why medicine does not allow anyone who wears tattoos to donate blood??
Ronaldo doesn't wear Tats
Family › Re: See How The Medical Magnetize Water Filter Remove Unseen Germs From Your Tap by Jokerman(m): 9:50am On Aug 12, 2022
hefelove:
Lol, sorry I'm just seeing this now, I have another one that works on iron water too, changes brown water to clean water.
Hello.... do you still have this?? The one that works on iron water?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 8:08am On Aug 12, 2022
Rarre:
Ronaldo family especially his sister are very insecure all because of florentino statement she wrote this
Fake news

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