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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:01pm On Jul 16, 2022
Cheatlona.... how una take dey sign these players??

Football World needs Ronaldo to Bayern for statpadding reasons... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Jul 16, 2022
Ronaldo is better at Bayern than at Man UTD....
Politics › Re: Osun Governorship Election 2022 Results (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On Jul 16, 2022
XerXers:
Is Obi contesting in Osun? The contestant is what matters now not party. If LP field a poor candidate in Osun how should that be a yardstick to judge the performance of presidential candidate?
You have tome to debate with tinubats my brother...

We are waiting for them at the Presidential election... they will understand that its candidate not party
Celebrities › Re: Court Convicts Johnny Depp For Cyber Crime by Jokerman(m): 3:10pm On Jul 16, 2022
Lol .... headline angry
Science/Technology › Re: Today Is World Snake Day by Jokerman(m): 11:24am On Jul 16, 2022
The world keeps celebrating nonsense.

Imagine the animal that was used to deceive humanity now being celebrated.

An animal that also represent spiritual wickedness and the lots.

My God forbid
Celebrities › Re: I Don’t Believe In God- Amber Rose Spills(details) by Jokerman(m): 9:40pm On Jul 15, 2022
Who cares??
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 6:47pm On Jul 15, 2022
houseofwind1:
What do you think Hebrews 1 is talking about? what do you think Daniel 10:21 is talking about? Do you even know what is Michael? You need to learn the Bible without influence from Institutionalized Christianity. Bible does not lie, only people who follow their mind lie.
So Archangel Michael is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords.... Rev 19:16? Remember Michael is one of the chief princes

Also, In Matthew 28:18, Jesus tells His disciples, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.” This cannot be said of the Archangel Michael who, as Jude tells us, could not rebuke Satan; only God can do that. As one with the Father, Christ can rebuke the Devil also.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 7:43am On Jul 15, 2022
houseofwind1:
The bible is complete, but if you like you'll be looking for other books and that's how you'll get confused and lost. God has already made provisions for his children so the books is perfect the way it's.
Even the Bible got some wordings from other books.

Yes we know the Bible is the most complete book ever.

However, this does not tell you that the Lord Jesus is actually angel Michael....

Jesus is more than an angel
Christianity Etc › Re: Worshipers Defy Flood To Attend Church Service (Video) by Jokerman(m): 7:41am On Jul 15, 2022
This more like it.... God bless them
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 10:11pm On Jul 14, 2022
houseofwind1:
The problem with many people is that they add to the bible in other to make a point. Did the the bible introduce Gabriel as an arch angel? Did the bible introduce Satan as an arch angel? But you've added this things by your own self. That's fine, I knew you'll never agree, I just thought to put it out there that you do not understand grammar and that's why you don't know who Michael is. Anyways bye for now. I pray the grace of God be helps you know more about what you speak of.


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My brother.... Michael is not the only Archangel... Gabriel is an Archangel.... Lucifer was a Cherub.... now angels are classed...

Messengers
Warriors
Thrones

Arch messenger- Gabriel

Arch Warrior- Michael

Arch Cherub- Lucifer (before the fall)

The Son of God, is not the same as Archangel Michael...
Hope you know some books were removed from the Bible?
Family › Re: US-Based Nigerian Boy Ignores Parents Calls For Family Prayer, Plays Video Game by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On Jul 13, 2022
Boy that they are supposed to cease the stupid game and give a smack on the head
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden Arrives In Israel, Kicking Off First Middle East Trip As President ( Pics) by Jokerman(m): 9:03pm On Jul 13, 2022
Zxcvbnm98:
I feel like some people on this website might be mentally ill. Without mentioning names. Lol. They're the kind that also give Christianity a bad name.
Lol... they already are.... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden Arrives In Israel, Kicking Off First Middle East Trip As President ( Pics) by Jokerman(m): 9:02pm On Jul 13, 2022
Righteousness2:
[s]The Curtain is About To Be Drawn! All Bible Prophecy is in Play!!!

GOD'S Foreign policy is Simple.
If you Bless Isreal, you will be Blessed!
If you Curse Israel, you will be Cursed!
See Genesis 12:1-3

Do not Divide my land.

Joel 3:2
I will gather the armies of the world into the valley of Jehoshaphat. There I will judge them for harming my people, for scattering my inheritance among the nations, and for dividing up my land.


Any attempt by any human or nation to divide GOD'S land, will bring in Calamities upon Calamities.

If president Trump’s visit to the Middle East was a catalyst for peace,
President Biden’s visit is a catalyst for war! Watch and see!
[/s]
There will be no war.... US and Israel are always peaceful to each other.... stop thinking of evil... you are of God.
Celebrities › Re: I’ll Rather Be A Proud Prostitute Than Suffer With My Beauty - Tacha by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Jul 13, 2022
Prostitution is not a thing to be proud of
Politics › Re: Yoruba's React As Sanwolu Tells Them To Vote For A Yoruba Candidate In Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 7:40pm On Jul 12, 2022
DCatt:
The people reacting are NOT Yoruba and nothing to show they are.
MoClown.... what happened to your original monicker?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 3:44pm On Jul 12, 2022
eph12:
If Mane enter we're finished cheesy
Lol grin
Business › Re: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by Jokerman(m): 2:42pm On Jul 12, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Buy Amazon, Tesla and Google shares. And keep doing what you did to get 10 million.

Thank me later.
Bro.... how do I buy these company's shares?
Business › Re: Dollar Equals Euro For The First Time In 20 Years by Jokerman(m): 12:55pm On Jul 12, 2022
Elsueno:
Shut up, God isn't interested in LGBQT......
Yes we know..... Israel also support LGBTQ which isn't good as well.... so long Israel is with God, US is also the same
Politics › Re: Any Christian Supporting Muslim-muslim Ticket Is EVIL by Jokerman(m): 12:24pm On Jul 12, 2022
No sane person will vote Muslim Muslim ticket....
Business › Re: Dollar Equals Euro For The First Time In 20 Years by Jokerman(m): 12:03pm On Jul 12, 2022
US will keep dominating for many years to come.... its God's mandate
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jokerman(m): 9:14am On Jul 12, 2022
Simonokeh7:
Hello series lovers. cool

Would you advise me to start Grey Anatomy now..
As in start all the way from Season 1..

Or is it that type of series that you can start from anywhere and still get the hang of it?

Or better still can you recommend any great medical series..

I have a couple in mind.

*Chicago Meds.
*New Amsterdam.
*Good Doctor.
*The residents.
Bones is loveable
Science/Technology › Re: Python Swallows A Snake And Then A King Cobra Swallows The Python - Video by Jokerman(m): 9:02am On Jul 12, 2022
Worst creature ever
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 4:42pm On Jul 11, 2022
houseofwind1:
I think the reason you're saying this is bc you don't understand simple truth or grammar. I do not say this to demean you in anyways and so hope ur heart can get what I'm about to say.

I think the predominant reason why you don't know what you're talking about is bc you read the bible out of context and do not read to understand. You just read to support what they already right you.

If you read the verse in Hebrews, and truly understand English language, you'll see that it says Jesus is an angel. In fact it's says "thou art exalted above thy fellows" about Jesus. What's the meaning of fellows and who are these fellows?

Fellows mean equals and these equals are angels.

Now you keep stating it that Michael is not Jesus yet do not even know what Michael means. Michael means the one like God and arch means beginning or sovereign.

So when they said archangel Michael, it means the "beginning/sovereign one like God" who is the beginning and like God? Only Christ is the beginning and is like God. He's the man testified in the beginning to be the image and likeness of God and also the sovereign Lord himself.

Now, you and ur kinds are talking about many arch angels and adding thing to the bible by urself; of which things you bring from other religions into the gospel. These things are all lies. There just two arch angels; Jesus and Satan, and Jesus and his angels defeated Satan and his angels so that light destroys darkness.

Lastly I'll advice you to stop reading outside the bible and stop teaching outside the bible. It's dangerous for your soul. Anyways may grave to learn come to you and may God break ur heart and give you a heart of flesh that can throw away doctrines of men and focus on his word. Stay blessed

Read Isaiah 63:9
My brother.... Michael is not the only Archangel... Gabriel is an Archangel.... Lucifer was a Cherub.... now angels are classed...

Messengers
Warriors
Thrones

Arch messenger- Gabriel

Arch Warrior- Michael

Arch Cherub- Lucifer (before the fall)

The Son of God, is not the same as Archangel Michael...
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians And Politics by Jokerman(m): 10:38am On Jul 11, 2022
Yes o.... As a Christian I gave learnt, if you don't do politics, Politics will do you....
Politics › Re: APC's Muslim-muslim Ticket: What Are The Far Reaching Implications? by Jokerman(m): 10:37am On Jul 11, 2022
ElSudani:
Explain the reason to me sir. Does your faith make you a better president?
Can I become the president of Nigeria if I am neither a Christian or a Muslim?
In Nigeria where everything is seen through religion and tribe, faith matters
Politics › Re: APC's Muslim-muslim Ticket: What Are The Far Reaching Implications? by Jokerman(m): 10:33am On Jul 11, 2022
ElSudani:
What does your faith have to do with whether you are a good leader or not.
Jonathan was a Christian, Buhari a Muslim does that make any difference to terrorists?
Oga... stop being sly

Muslim Muslim/ Christian Christian is a no no, in this country....
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Man Superior To Angels? by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Jul 10, 2022
Yes, Angels are superior to man now, as you rightly put it.
Politics › Re: Nigerians And Hypocrisy: Muslim Muslim Ticket by Jokerman(m): 3:25pm On Jul 10, 2022
Time waster.

We are not voting Muslim Muslim ticket.... no matter the spinning....
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 12:50pm On Jul 10, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ all of them are angels, the Bible referred to some angels as PRINCES {Daniel 10:13} because some have power and authority over others! 1Corinthians 8:5-6 wink
So the 24 Elders that seat at the throne worshiping God day and night are angels?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 12:46pm On Jul 10, 2022
Maynman:
He will do and say anything to connect “jesus” to angel Micheal, as told by the fallen watchers of yaldaboath.
Lol... yiu are right.... grin

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