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Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump Walks To St John's Parish After It Was Attacked Night Before by Jokerman(m): 7:39am On Jun 02, 2020
I thought some people said he was hiding in the bunker??
Crime › Re: Father Of UNIBEN Murdered Student Renounces Christianity by Jokerman(m): 12:04am On Jun 02, 2020
"And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold"

The Bible never lies
Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking News! Kagame Deport 18 Chinese by Jokerman(m): 11:45pm On Jun 01, 2020
Like Kagame, like Trump
Politics › Re: NNPC: Northern Nigeria Petroleum Company By Bayo Oluwasanmi - Sahara Reporters by Jokerman(m): 11:40pm On Jun 01, 2020
Hmmm
Sports › Re: Messi: Neither Football Nor Life Will Be The Same After Coronavirus by Jokerman(m): 10:55pm On Jun 01, 2020
But Eibar, Huesca, Valladolid will remain the same angry grin
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Jnr Rated Greatest Boxer Of All Time by Jokerman(m): 10:54pm On Jun 01, 2020
Only a Barcelona fan can create a useless list such as this
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Real Madrid: The Untold Love Story by Jokerman(m): 3:35pm On Jun 01, 2020
Who cares?? CR7 goat

Bring us a player that has these records or shut it..

EPL best player
Laliga best player
SerieA best player

What more??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Whites Kneel Before Blacks To Beg For Forgiveness For Years Of Racism In Houston by Jokerman(m): 3:33pm On Jun 01, 2020
Antichrists agents are supposed to kneel to Christians for years of victimization and persecution...

Nigerian politicians should kneel to Nigerian masses for years of wickedness and evil and impoverishment....
Politics › Re: COVID-19: PTF Seeks Buhari’s Approval To Open Schools, Churches, Mosques by Jokerman(m): 3:14pm On Jun 01, 2020
Thank God

Enough of the SCAMdemic

Life needs to continue
Politics › Re: Job Creation: Buhari’s Govt Has Outperformed Its Projection – Keyamo by Jokerman(m): 2:49pm On Jun 01, 2020
Huh.... What job did Bubu provide?? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Those Who Kick Against Reopening Of Churches Are Satanic Agents - Oyedepo by Jokerman(m): 1:40pm On Jun 01, 2020
Many satanic agents thinking they are doing God, but actually doing themselves
Education › Re: IPPIS: ASUU Plunged FG Into N800bn Debt, Says Ngige by Jokerman(m): 11:36am On Jun 01, 2020
Honestly......

Lecturers
Teachers
Doctors
Engineers
Soldiers
Police

Should be most paid professions in Nigeria.

Reduce all those bastard politicians wages and salaries and egunje.... That's why people don't work with their heart
Crime › Re: FBI Officer, Dave Patrick Underwood Killed Near Protest In Oakland by Jokerman(m): 7:34am On Jun 01, 2020
Na wa... When would peace return to the Earth??
Christianity Etc › Biblical Admonitions For The Last Days by Jokerman(op): 7:31am On Jun 01, 2020
Let's read Matthew 24:3-14

3. And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
4. And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
6. And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
7. For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
8. All these are the beginning of sorrows.
9. Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
10. And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.
11. And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
12. And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
13. But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
14. And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

Let's also see what St Paul write to Timothy in 2 Timothy 3:1-7

1. This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3. Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4. Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5. Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
6. For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
7. Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.


From these chapters and verses, we can see that the word of God has already given and prepared us for what to expect these days.... And if we are true to ourselves, we'd see that the verses have all proven to be through.... However was the Bible admonition for us these days??

1. Endure to the end, to be saved
2. Don't listen to false Christ and co
3. Many people will keep learning and asking irrelevant questions, but will never be able to come to the knowledge of truth
4. Christians should always remember David's Psalms 23, and always study and pray it personal... I.e the Lord is my Shepherd, and I shall not want.......
5. Jesus has overcome the world

May the Lord Almighty help us through...

Note: there can be no peace in the world because the devil's still in it, and in 1 peter 5:8.. it tells us of the fake lion always roaring...

However we should be comforted by St Paul's testimony in 2 Timothy 3:11.... "All the afflictions, persecution etc.........but out of them all, the Lord delivered me

Amen
Sports › Re: Lewandowski Scores Against EVERY Current Bundesliga Club Hitting Personal Best by Jokerman(m): 6:53am On Jun 01, 2020
Nojoy4toutans:
He won in EPL what season is that
Manchester United-2007/2008 season

EPL golden boot
European golden boot
UCL golden boot
EPL best player
UCL best forward and player
UEFA best player
Ballondor
FIFA best player
Sports › Re: Lewandowski Scores Against EVERY Current Bundesliga Club Hitting Personal Best by Jokerman(m): 6:49am On Jun 01, 2020
[quote author=Nojoy4toutans post=90181674][/quote]EPL
Laliga
Career › Re: Why Do Nigerian Employers Pay Foreign Immigrants Employees Higher Salaries? by Jokerman(m): 6:36am On Jun 01, 2020
Lol...
Career › Re: Should I Resign My Good Bank Job And Start A Business? by Jokerman(m): 6:32am On Jun 01, 2020
I wouldn't advice you quit your job yet... If you look at it, you need to think of a business that would give you returns of about 300k or 200k per month....

Make a feasibility study on such businesses first before thinking if quitting...

Your children are safe in God's hand
Politics › Re: PDP Clears Cross River LG Elections by Jokerman(m): 6:22am On Jun 01, 2020
I don't understand how people can do voting in this SCAMdemic but can't go to church or schools... Shows our priorities in this Nation
Romance › Re: Mention That Person When U See For Heaven U Go Shout OJORO!!! by Jokerman(m): 11:36pm On May 31, 2020
Benevento:
Higuain

Palacios
Lol.... What about the one that kicked his penalty to mars??
Career › Re: Chevron To Sack 6,750 Staff by Jokerman(m): 11:27pm On May 31, 2020
kodemann:
@jokerman. Help them pay the salaries nah. Keyboard idiot like you typing nonsense.
Evil man
Foreign Affairs › Re: George Floyd Murder, Protest Spreads To The UK ( Video) by Jokerman(m): 11:26pm On May 31, 2020
I thought there's SCAMdemic in UK na... Why are people gathering together cheesy grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ted Cruz Calls For Investigation Into Twitter For Violating US Sanctions On Iran by Jokerman(m): 11:24pm On May 31, 2020
Lol... Abbeybailey is still protesting grin
Politics › Re: Police Men Remorsely Kneel Infront Of Protesters - George Floyd Killing - Pics by Jokerman(m): 11:21pm On May 31, 2020
Lamestream media won't show you this grin

However that cop must be jailed for having the audacity to kill an unharmed man
Christianity Etc › Re: Five (5) Misconceptions About Jehovah's Witnesses. by Jokerman(m): 9:21pm On May 31, 2020
Chommybaby:
You know....

I never asked you to quote the scriptures OK...

Like I said 'I believe we all will be judged by what we believe' For example: As JW don't accept blood transfusion and I do doesn't make me a sinner or disqualifies me from heaven, neither does it make the JWs killers for letting their people die for lack of blood..
So our faith judges us....

Cos you won't tell me that Muslims, traditionalists, Buddhists and the rest of other faiths will be 'cast into a lake of fire' and you being a Christian will make heaven...

And the way you do much believe in hades\hell makes me wonder if you aren't a sadist...
Hello ma... As Christians, we are supposed to bring up scriptures...

I believe in Jesus ma, not in hell

Jesus is the only way to heaven ma...
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 9:16pm On May 31, 2020
Numerouno94:
I swear ur matter tire me.

I go dash u my balls if this ur thread enta front page. grin cheesy
Lol.... You no go talk about Argentina best player ni grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Left Cristiano Ronaldo Off List Of Five Players He Enjoys Watching by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On May 31, 2020
Numerouno94:
cheesy grin

Jokerman, whats ur say on this?
Lol... Bro it's opinion....

Still

Cr7>>> R9

More ballondors
More golden boots
More individual awards

I didn't see your comment on my thread of great country players grin
Sports › Re: Lewandowski Scores Against EVERY Current Bundesliga Club Hitting Personal Best by Jokerman(m): 9:11pm On May 31, 2020
chiboy1116:
Suarez did the same .
Yeah.... Suarex
Health › Re: How 7,276 Patients Contracted COVID-19 In Nigeria Unknown - NCDC by Jokerman(m): 7:39pm On May 31, 2020
Liars. SCAMdemic grin

Who did you test to arrive at those figures... Awon ole
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 6:52pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
Jesus didn't tell you who or what will punish sinners in hell? grin
My last reply to you. Coz you yourself would acknowledge I have followed you to the latter

Now if you burn an ant in fire, do you need anyone to punish the ant?

The lake of fire is an everlasting punishment for wicked people... It burns with sulphur, it isn't quenched and there are worms that do not die in that fire...

Revelation 22

Safe bro... Come to Jesus

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