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Politics › Re: Nigeria Moves Closer To Becoming A Failed State by Jokerman(m): 5:52pm On May 29, 2020
We prophesy that although the world sees Nigeria as a failed state especially with a clown and failure like Buhari at the helm, God doesn't see it that way....

We will survive and grow up to select better leaders like Peter Obi, Fashola, Ambode, Sanusi etc, and Nigeria will rise to be a great nationi
Crime › Re: The Officer Who Killed George Floyd Worked With Him For 17 Years by Jokerman(m): 5:43pm On May 29, 2020
It was an assassination.
Sports › Re: Marca Claims Messi Could Be Facing A Losing Battle Against Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 5:39pm On May 29, 2020
eni4real:
Do more research on him!!!
You have not described him..

Until you mention "Pythagoras in boot", "European GOAT of the 20th century", "Best in Ajax history", "Best in Dutch League and National team of all time" "Creator of Modern football Tiki Taka", The first player to win back to back Ballon d'or etc..


That is how to type of you want to describe Cruyff..

You need to do more research on him..

There is a lot to learn from him.. He is football Education himself grin
Cryuff > Messi
Sports › Re: La Liga Will Restart On June 11 - Spain's Sports Council Confirms by Jokerman(m): 5:34pm On May 29, 2020
Lol.... Time for madam Eibar to start reharvesting Mallorca, Santa Fe, Huesca, Valladolid grin
Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Her Husband, Pours Soup On Him For Going Out With Side Chic by Jokerman(m): 4:08pm On May 29, 2020
Asaba woman grin
Sports › Re: Do We Really Have Football Academies In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 3:35pm On May 29, 2020
Where is the pitch to train?? Where most of them have been converted to residential buildings..
Christianity Etc › Re: Canadian Gospel Singer Pens Why He No Longer Believe In God. by Jokerman(m): 2:55pm On May 29, 2020
LordReed:
Yes, heal an amputee.
If human beings could be created, what's an amputee bro??
Christianity Etc › Re: Why does Religion Pervert and Twist the Intellect of Christians - An Opinion by Jokerman(m): 2:54pm On May 29, 2020
IamMichael:
What teachings of Jesus Christ gives peace and hope?
John 3:16....

Matthew 11:28

Read it up bro....
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Years Did Adam And Eve Live In Eden by Jokerman(op): 2:53pm On May 29, 2020
sonmvayina:
See my previous post..
Bro... 930 years was after they had left the garden of Eden.

Remember God told Adam that it if they aye the fruit, that same day, they'd die...

How long have they've been in the Garden before they ate fruit??... Could be thousand of years or maybe millions... Who knows? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Years Did Adam And Eve Live In Eden by Jokerman(op): 2:18pm On May 29, 2020
Amotolongbo:
Can you give us a bible verse to back that up?
2 Peter 3:8-9
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Years Did Adam And Eve Live In Eden by Jokerman(op): 2:15pm On May 29, 2020
sonmvayina:
Adam lived for 930 years... Which is not up to a day.... He left the other 70 years to his children... Lol..
Age and time started counting after fall of man... Do you know how long Adam and Eve stayed in the garden before they sinned??
Business › Re: Nigerians To Pay Stamp Duty On ATM Printouts, Some Whatsapp Messages - FIRS by Jokerman(m): 2:08pm On May 29, 2020
Lol..... Sai baba grin
Science/Technology › Re: Dinosaurs Cannibalized Each Other When Food Was Scarce 150 Million Yrs Ago (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 1:41pm On May 29, 2020
Lol.... We already know that some dinosaurs were carnivorous, so cannibalism can't be ruled out of their lives.

Dinosaurs may have existed with humans, actually no one knows how long Adam and Eve lived in the garden of Eden before sinning
Christianity Etc › Re: Shem The Ancestor Of Israelites Was Black!! by Jokerman(m): 1:36pm On May 29, 2020
Hmmmmmm
Christianity Etc › Re: Why does Religion Pervert and Twist the Intellect of Christians - An Opinion by Jokerman(m): 1:25pm On May 29, 2020
IamMichael:
Lol... Not when the good news is false news!
I wish you can read the message and teaching of the Lord Jesus Christ bro... You'd find peace and hope
Christianity Etc › Re: Canadian Gospel Singer Pens Why He No Longer Believe In God. by Jokerman(m): 1:21pm On May 29, 2020
Dantedasz:

Did you not believe snakes could talk?
And Jonah in the belly of the fish?
A virgin giving birth?
Perpetual virginity of Mary?
What about talking donkeys?
We all believed these ridiculous stories when we were Christian's because we had to suspend reason and just BELIEVE because a book said so.
. undecided
Is there anything too hard for God to do!
Christianity Etc › Re: Why does Religion Pervert and Twist the Intellect of Christians - An Opinion by Jokerman(m): 1:16pm On May 29, 2020
The only discuss a Christian owes you is the good news of the Lord Jesus Christ.
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Remain Football’s Most Valuable Club by Jokerman(m): 1:09pm On May 29, 2020
Manchester United. The pride of England cool
Sports › Re: The Only Player To Have Won All Major Trophies In The World by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On May 29, 2020
Gracealone:
He didn't win the Olympics gold medal.
Olympics gold medal isn't relevant in footballing scheme
Sports › Re: The Only Player To Have Won All Major Trophies In The World by Jokerman(m): 1:07pm On May 29, 2020
Lol... What of madam Eibar... I thought his fans said he has won everything rather than statpadding against the likes of huesca, Mallorca, Eibar grin etc.... They will tell you if madam Eibar is the only player playing in Laliga

This same clowns will accuse Pele of playing in the era when players wore pants, as if Pele was the only player playing in that era... Lol cheesy

Ronaldinho is one of the Goats... Legendary player
Christianity Etc › How Many Years Did Adam And Eve Live In Eden by Jokerman(op): 1:02pm On May 29, 2020
Considering the recent finding of bones by scientists using carbon dating where we hear that their ages were millions of years ago, instead of arguing science with the Bible, could carbon dating actually be right??

Now let's look at Creation.

We know God created everything in 6 days. After creation, he put man in the garden of Eden. Now man was without sin.

Is there anywhere we can find how long Adam and Eve stayed in the garden before they sinned?

Or is it possible that Sinless Adam and Eve, had stayed thousand of years in the garden (Remember at Sinless state, time doesn't matter) before being deceived by the Devil?

Remember Devil was already declared a rogue before he deceived Adam and Eve.

St Peter stated in his epistle.."that 1000 years is like 1 day, and 1 day like a 1000 years in God's sight".

So is it possible that Adam and Eve lived thousand of years in the Garden, while other creatures like Dinosaurs etc, lived in other parts of the Earth....

NOTE: Gen 1:2 states that the Earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

Hence there was no way any living creature could live where there was darkness, no form, only vast water expanse nor air; and since we can't deny that these creatures existed, hence, the years Adam and Eve lived before they sinned..
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On May 29, 2020
tbaby4u:
Oh my God! Why r u so pained like this na? Sorry brother, oya take sweet or come lemme give u a better job. Dm me
You need to tell us why you hate teachers first cool
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 11:43am On May 29, 2020
tbaby4u:
Hahahaha, who told u my T means Tayo? But sincerely, we should all pray for God to heal our land speedily rather than argue for schools to re open or not
Amen o
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 11:36am On May 29, 2020
tbaby4u:
Abi o....
So because you are an insurance marketer, you now think you are better than teachers abi??

If you weren't lectured, would have become a marketer cry
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 11:35am On May 29, 2020
tbaby4u:
Gosh! And this one claims to be a teacher? Imagine d grammatical nonsense he is typing?
I'm out of here.
Oh Tayo shut it grin....

Tell us any profession that teaching isn't involved.

That's why I dislike ladies that bear Tayo angry.... Allow schools to open.... cry
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 11:21am On May 29, 2020
tbaby4u:
So many hungry teachers on naira land. Another hungry teacher spotted. Shioor
Lol.... Respect teachers. Infact all professionals are teachers. This is because you must teach someone or an AI...

Moreover what I'm doesn't matter iyawo... Let's try to reopen schools
Career › Re: Vocational Skills by Jokerman(m): 9:26am On May 29, 2020
Hair cut (Barbing salon)
Electrical repairs
Generator maintenance
Air conditioning and refrigeration
Automobile
Carpentry
Welding

Personally, I will go for Barbing salon, coz people must cut hair often. And as time goes on, you can add hair styling amongst others....
Politics › Re: There Is No Real Hate Between Igbos And Yorubas by Jokerman(m): 9:11am On May 29, 2020
Lol... Very true .... Audio hate grin

Every online jabbing is just for fun and to reset people's brain
Politics › Re: APC Manifesto: Questions Over Buhari’s Key Campaign Promises by Jokerman(m): 9:07am On May 29, 2020
I have never seen a greater failure than Buhari...imagine not learning from your 1st leadership stinct
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 8:50am On May 29, 2020
placeofallure:
Don't argue blindly. Be objective. If some families are poor and cannot afford Android phones or any device with which to access online teaching, it will not exclusively be the fault of COVID-19. It may be a contributing factor, as in it may aggravate the degree of impoverishment but it is NOT a fault of COVID-19. Nigera as a country is flawed from time immemorial, Ok ? Everybody is managing. Moreso you can get 1GB at #350 now. Ask around please, Ese....and you don't have to bother about me again biko.Thanks.
Let schools resume... Open schools now!!! Stop supporting SCAMdemic. I have #350 to buy 1gb that will be exhausted this week, what about next week, a fortnight, 3 weeks after... Lol.. hope you know some teachers are already gathering small kids at different locations in the name of lesson... Please let's try to move around this low cost areas and see for ourselves...

And Online teaching cannot work with kids.. ejoor ma
Travel › Re: Lagos BRT Operator Increases Fares by Jokerman(m): 4:52am On May 29, 2020
Coldie:
Go back to ur state or region of u dont like it
Sufferhead... You go finally trek from Ajah to Ojota by the time them twist your head with high prices grin... Keep defending theives cheesy
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 4:43am On May 29, 2020
kakaG:
Funny one there. You don't sound like a parent though, if you are then not a responsible one. Sorry
So you believe in this SCAMdemic... Do you honestly believe it's only in schools children are at risk in Nigeria?? Do you now how many children still help their parents at the markets, and how many interactions they make per day with people, and yet no coro??

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