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Sports › Re: Gernot Rohr: It Is Very Difficult For Nigeria To Win 2021 AFCON by Jokerman(m): 10:01pm On May 30, 2020
Rubbish talk. If Barcelona can win 30 Copa del Rey and just 5 UCL, what so special in afcon that Nigeria cannot colonize it angry
Career › Re: Chevron To Sack 6,750 Staff by Jokerman(m): 9:12pm On May 30, 2020
GreenKalada:
No mind the mumu!
Businessman... Why not reduce salaries rather than outright sack??
Politics › Re: When Did You Discover That Buhari Was A Fraud? by Jokerman(m): 6:48pm On May 30, 2020
AhoadaRivers:
We yorubas discovered he is a fraud when we help to kick out GEJ, SS and Ibos but he refused to fill every appointment with we educated and sophististicated yoruba but prefered to appoint the Fulanis and gambaris with lesser qualifications. grin
Eyaa... We Yoruba Muslims were the worst hit sad
Politics › Re: Government Buildings In Africa Are A Likely Vector For Chinese Spying by Jokerman(m): 6:45pm On May 30, 2020
Na Donald Trump really fit China grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Germany Blasts Trump, US Over WHO Break-up by Jokerman(m): 5:11pm On May 30, 2020
Why is everyone complaining of USA withdrawal, Is USA the only country on Earth?? What happened to Russia, China, North Korea, Kuwaiti, Saudi Arabia, France etc??
Career › Re: Chevron To Sack 6,750 Staff by Jokerman(m): 5:08pm On May 30, 2020
This is rubbish .. must they sack??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking News: Us President Cancelled Bill Gates Project by Jokerman(m): 11:46am On May 30, 2020
ethicallyright:
Right wing terrorist . You're always in a battle either with your mental illness or with innocent little boys. You talk about wars, strife, battles , force Everytime yet you preach with your filthy conservertive mouth
Stop calling someone terrorist over his points.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking News: Us President Cancelled Bill Gates Project by Jokerman(m): 11:44am On May 30, 2020
Exc2000:
show me proof linking him to ID2020 factual link not conspiracy here and there ...

ID2020 focusses on undocumented immigrants, and other poor people getting tagged for access to more government services since they are excluded from it due to having no documents ... Bill Gates's main concern over the years has being mainly health and well beign
Lol.... Bill Gates agent... ID2020 is codename of the chip Bill Gates wanna put inside our body...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking News: Us President Cancelled Bill Gates Project by Jokerman(m): 11:43am On May 30, 2020
Exc2000:
Trump hates backs hates Iranian, hates W.H.O, hates democrats (which was his former party) , hates Nigeria and Africa, hates musim and and Mexicans

to the Christians supporting him, I doubt you guys even know what Christianity is and what Jesus Christ stood for or stood against til his last moment

abit of fact check

* 1. Made vaccines voluntary not mandatory. Military will check purity and distribute vaccines. Mandating Vaccination was the reason why Northern Nigeria don't have anymore new cases of polio, and cripples and beggars being shipped to southern Nigeria drastically reduced.. just imagine if Northerners weren't mandated to take vacines for polio what we would had being dealing with? also imagine if Corrona Virus Vaccine is not mandated, what would happen when Lagos and Kano resident start going to other state of Nigeria for holidays and festivity?

*2. Defunded World Health Organisation (W.H.O) forever and wants an investigation into its operations. I bet Trump is doing al this because W.H.O boss is an African and an Ethiopian just as he has started picking on Adesina of AfDB, while an independent auditing is a great thing, defunding W.H.O is a major disaster waiting to happen, W.H.O handles many vaccinations (polio, measles , chicken pox, etc), ordinariy many poor nations cant afford some of this expensive drugs, and if you let them be to their faith like the Ebola case, another Patrick Sawyer from a poor Liberia might board a plane heading straight to rich Nigeria or US without disclosing his health status, and deliberately infect people causing fatlities like that of late Dr Adadevoh

*3 Cancelled the Democrats HR bill, known as the Covid -19 TRACE Act that was the basis for Bill Gates's diagnosis and tracking project, which was also cancelled. what is HR bill he cancelled all about? the bill seeks to :
To authorize the Secretary of Health and Human Services to award grants to eligible entities to conduct diagnostic testing for COVID-19, and related activities such as contact tracing, through mobile health units and, as necessary, at individuals' residences, and for other purposes.
in simple terms, the bill seeks to make Private hospitals capable of testing covid 19 cases rather than everyone relying on Federal Government NCDC or in the case of US Federal CDC

4. Cancels Bill Gates project known as ID2020. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ID2020 according to wikidepia and all information available ID2020 isn't even linked to Bill Gates in any way ever, conspiracy theorist are just making huge money scaming people to their blogs for traffic and getting millions of youtube views telling lies and demonizing a man (bill gates) who spends his money on sick and needy globally, and praising a man(Trump) who spends his own money golfing in florida, fvcking exotic porn stars and living the fly life not giving a damn about anyone but himself

5. Opened a complaint platform to report censorship on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube. It was overrun with complaints. They got the evidence. as much as I agree to censorship of social media and the internet as done in arab countries and china, it would be stupid giving a government consisting of politicians the right to censor social media where people express their views... if Trump censors Social media, Buhari would do the same and that means you can kiss freedom of speech goodbye, even if SARS brutalize you, government would simply sient you with censorship right


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NWO agent... ID2020 is a Bill Gates project. Even New humanitarian news outlet belonging to bill Gates had to come out to say Bill Gates isn't using ID2020 to chip people... Which was a lie anyway grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Bars Chinese Students From US Universities, Strips Hong Kong Of Special Pr by Jokerman(m): 11:38am On May 30, 2020
Buh how would China be able to steal research if you can them from these universities grin
Politics › Re: Yinka Odumakin: Buhari Made Nigeria Global Secretariat Of Poverty In 5 Years by Jokerman(m): 9:41am On May 30, 2020
Lol.... He made many youth Suya and Barbecue sellers grin...
Celebrities › Re: Forbes Says Kylie Jenner Lied About Being A Billionaire, She Reacts by Jokerman(m): 9:32am On May 30, 2020
AngelicDamsel:
They say "Fake it until you make it." grin grin grin grin
Remove that fake pics from your profile now!!! angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 9:15am On May 30, 2020
Job Title: Metallurgical & Materials Engineer

Location: Mainland, Lagos

Job Description

Assigns work to technicians based on capacity and skill.
Ensures full utilization of service hours by maximizing available man-hour.
Plans daily operations of the workshop.
Ensures highest level of customer satisfaction.
Ensures safety in the workshop.
Ensures accurate estimate are made and ensures part dispensing are accurate and keeping the workshop tools, equipment and facilities are in good condition.
Ensures correct qualitative and quantitative quality control.
Oversees the inspection of jobs before delivery/commissioning.
Presents reports and updates to the Head, Maintenance, Repair and Overhaul on work activities
Qualifications and Skills

Bachelor’s degree in Metallurgy & Metal Forming or relevant discipline.
Prior experience in steel and metal construction is very essential.
Ability to effectively interact with clients to identify their requirement and facilitate processes to meet customers’ need.
Extreme proficiency in Microsoft packages.
A very good knowledge and experience in workshop management



Job Title: Female Marketing Executive

Location: Mainland, Lagos

Details

We are looking for a passionate Female Marketing Executive who’ll provide strategic and practical advice to boost our client`s company’s marketing efforts. You’ll organize the activities and marketing strategy.
The ideal candidate will be a strategic thinker and knowledgeable in everyday marketing activities. We want to see excellent communicator, with lots of enthusiasm, who is ready to make a difference. Knowledge of the industry matters too.
The goal is to ensure that the marketing operations of our client will engage her customers and outperform her competition.
Duties

Working closely with the Head of Marketing Unit and networking with extraneous sources, the marketing consultant will conduct interviews, design questionnaires, present well and have exceptional research skills.
Ideal candidate should also be able to take charge of a situation for the good of the company and its employees.
Having excellent computing skills is a bonus and fantastic interpersonal skills are a must.
Align company goals with marketing strategy.
Ideate with SEO, social media, and content teams to create campaign strategy. Analyze market trends and competitors’ methods. She MUST be target-driven and result-oriented.
Requirements

The marketing consultant role requires an analytical mind and a person who has exceptional report writing skills, communication skills, phone handling skills and is able to negotiate effectively with clients.
The role requires the candidate to prepare proposals, develop an effective marketing strategy and/or assist in the current strategy.
Qualifications

Previous experience in the Consulting, Branding, Marketing, Sales Activities/Industry is very essential.
Bachelor’s degree in Marketing, Business, Statistics, or relevant field preferred
At least (2) years’ previous experience as a marketing associate, marketing assistant, or related position
Able to analyze problems and strategize for better solutions
Strong leadership, planning, and execution skills
Pays strict attention to detail while managing multiple projects
Excellent verbal and written communication skills
In-depth understanding of industry and its position in the market
Exceptional communication and presentation skills
Able to multitask, prioritize, and manage time efficiently
Creative problem solver who thrives when presented with a challenge


Job Title: Commission Sales Executive

Location: Mainland, Lagos
Slot: 5 Openings

Requirements

Available and ready to start
Must live within Agege, Oshodi, Abule-Egba, Ipaja environs
Not more than 32 years before December 2020
Qualification: OND or BSc in Marketing, Business Administration or relevant disciplines.
Excellent executive communication skills
Outstanding marketing skills
Must be target-driven and result-oriented
Highly spirited and motivated


Benefits

Competitive Remuneration
Opportunities for growth
Periodic Training Opportunities


How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: hr@dominionconsulting.com.ng Email subject should be the job title

Application Deadline 2nd June, 2020.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On May 30, 2020
Job Title: Assistant Production Manager

Location: Ketu, Lagos

Responsibilities

Ensure compliance with SOPs for cleaning and sanitation.
Assist with Production, Planning, Supervision and coordination of processes with closest attention to quality.
Relate, coordinate and liaise with regulatory bodies such as NAFDAC, SON as regards product registration, importation of raw materials, sanitation, hygiene, production process and quality control.
Responsible for the maintenance of production machineries to avoid break down and downtime.
Application of safety plans and quality management systems such as GMP, SOP etc. and also ensure that health, safety and environment guidelines.
Preparation and documentation of production reports.
Holding periodic meetings with the sales/marketing team and working on market feedback
Assist with the organisation of workflow to meet specifications and deadlines.
Perform regular quality checks on blocks; density, resilience and other indices.
Assist with drawing up production and maintenance schedule and ensuring production is cost effective.
Working knowledge of production principles such as lean manufacturing, 5ТS of production, 5ТP of production.
Monitor production to resolve issues
Qualifications and Experience

Candidates should preferably possess a Degree in Polymer Science, Chemistry, Industrial Chemistry or any related discipline.
Minimum of 2-3 years experience in a similar role.
Must be able to run production independently without supervision.
Candidates must possess full knowledge of production processes preferably in a well-known foam manufacturing company.
Key Competencies Required:

High attention to details
Pro-active approach to Work

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV and Cover Letter to: jobs@wincofoam.com using the “Job title” as subject of the email


Application Deadline 12th June, 2020
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 8:53am On May 30, 2020
Job Title: Mechanical, Electrical and Chemical Engineer

Location: Nigeria

Job Requirements

Candidate should possess a minimum of HND, B.Sc & M.Sc in any related areas of specialization.
Communication skills: Excellent oral and written English and must be familiar with Microsoft Office e.g excel.
Candidates residing in Lagos and Ogun will be preferred for positions above.
A minimum of three years work experience is required in a similar or related organization.
Must have good knowledge of Acid and Alum process flow chart


How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: hr@drury-industries.com specifying City / State of interest to the:
HR Manager,
Plot 9 & 18 Opic Industrial Estate,
Agbara, Ogun State,
Nigeria.

Note: Candidates residing in Lagos and Ogun will be preferred for positions above



Application Deadline 4th June, 2020.
Career › Re: Well Meaning Nigerians, Please Help Me With A Job by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On May 30, 2020
Animal science??

Why would you agree to study such a stupid course in Nigeria of all places? It would have been better you read education or Yoruba language.

Learn skills bro or apply in secondary schools to teach biology for the main time
Career › Re: Microsoft Sacks Journalists To Replace Them With Robots by Jokerman(m): 8:37am On May 30, 2020
Engineers please stop building things that will collect people jobs while you guys still have yours angry

I hope you guys won't build an AI that will replace medical practitioners soon grin
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Donald Trump 'terminates' US Relationship With WHO by Jokerman(m): 11:06pm On May 29, 2020
Why must America keep doing everything.... Why don't Russia, China or Saudi Arabia step up ??
Politics › Re: President Trump Terminates US Ties With World Health Organization (video) by Jokerman(m): 11:03pm On May 29, 2020
osaslord500:
Those saying bravo doesn't know how bad this would affect Africa.
Let China or Russia or Saudi Arabia fund the WHO na.... Must America keep on doing everything?
Politics › Re: Trump Cuts US Ties With WHO Claiming It's Under China's 'Total Control' by Jokerman(m): 10:59pm On May 29, 2020
wirinet:
And who would suffer most if the whole world leave W.H.O. to China? Most certainly third world countries like Nigeria where we have the highest maternal and infant mortality rate in the world, and where simple diseases like malaria, measles, meningitis, cholera is still on rampage.
Must USA do everything... Time for other world powers like Russia, China or Saudi Arabia to step up, and leave America the hell alone
Politics › Re: Buhari: Close To A Billion Dollars Stolen Under Undemocratic Junta In The 1990s by Jokerman(m): 10:55pm On May 29, 2020
Liar baba...

Abasha no be thief grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Murders Wife, Commits Suicide After Calling 911 by Jokerman(m): 9:59pm On May 29, 2020
Murder is worse.... Why not separate yourself, abi them tie you to her ni....now how can you face God?
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Years Did Adam And Eve Live In Eden by Jokerman(op): 9:46pm On May 29, 2020
sonmvayina:
How old was thanos before he started collecting th stones..?.. It is just a story.. Allegorical story.. I gave the message in my first post..
Lol.... I rather believe what the Bible says than fairy tales from Babylon, Egypt or Persia
Science/Technology › Re: Dinosaurs Cannibalized Each Other When Food Was Scarce 150 Million Yrs Ago (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 7:57pm On May 29, 2020
Numerouno94:
Ur penaldo will start soon.. grin
Lol... Same with Madam Eibar cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: Dinosaurs Cannibalized Each Other When Food Was Scarce 150 Million Yrs Ago (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 7:46pm On May 29, 2020
Numerouno94:
So u contribute in non Messi nd Ronaldo thread?
Lolssss
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Are People Always Going After Bill Gates? by Jokerman(m): 7:02pm On May 29, 2020
Bill Gates caused it by always talking and predicting about Viruses and Vaccination rather than talking more of computer coding or applications....

Check out his tweets... Always virus
Sports › Highest Paid Sporting Athletes In The World 2020 by Jokerman(op): 6:57pm On May 29, 2020
Roger Federer has been named the world's highest-paid athlete for the first time.

He earns a whopping $106.3m; just over $1 million more than Cristiano Ronaldo.

Tyson Fury is the world's highest paid boxer, earning $10m more than Anthony Joshua over the past 12 months.

Tiger Woods and Lewis Hamilton are comfortably the highest-paid athletes in golf and formula one respectively.

In the top 50, the most represented sport is basketball. 16 basketballers make the list, with Lebron James earning the most with $88.2m.

Top 50 Full list

50. Kyle Lowry | Basketball | $28.5m
49. Mesut Ozil | Football | $28.7m
48. Daniel Ricciardo | Formula One | $29m
47. Matt Ryan | American Football | $29.5m
46. Andres Iniesta | Football | $29.6m
45. Aaron Rodgers | American Football | $30.1m
44. Anthony Davis | Basketball | $30.4m
43. Kawhi Leonard | Basketball | $30.5m
42. John Wall | Basketball | $31.2m
41. Blake Griffin | Basketball | $31.9m
40. Kei Nishikori | Tennis | $32.1m
39. Michael Thomas | American Football | $32.4m
38. Paul George | Basketball | $32.8m
37. Grady Jarrett | American Football | $33.1m
36. Kylian Mbappe | Football | $33.8m
35. Chris Paul | Basketball | $35m
34. Mohamed Salah | Football | $35.1m
33. Serena Williams | Tennis | $36m
32. Sebastian Vettel | Formula One | $36.3m
31. Damian Lillard | Basketball | $37m
30. Canelo Alvarez | Boxing | $30m
29. Naomi Osaka | Tennis | $37.4m
28. Klay Thompson | Basketball | $38.8m
27. Rafael Nadal | Tennis | $40m
26. Julio Jones | American Football | $39.5m
25. Phil Mickelson | Golf | $40.8m
24. Kyrie Irving | Basketball | $41.9m
23. Novak Djokovic | Tennis | $44.6m
22. Drew Brees | American Football | $44.8m
21. Tom Brady | American Football | $45m
20. Deontay Wilder | Boxing | $46.5m
19. Anthony Joshua | Boxing | $47m
18. Giannis Antetokounmpo | Basketball | $47.6m
17. James Harden | Basketball | $47.8m
16. Conor McGregor | UFC | $48m
15. Jared Goff | American Football | $49m
14. Rory McIlroy | Golf | $52m
13. Lewis Hamilton | Formula One | $54m
12. Russell Westbrook | Basketball | $57m
11. Tyson Fury | Boxing | $57m
10. Carson Wentz | American Football | $57.1m
9. Kirk Cousins | American Football | $60.5m
8. Tiger Woods | Golf | $62.3m
7. Kevin Durant | Basketball | $63.9m
6. Stephen Curry | Basketball | $74.4m
5. Lebron James | Basketball | $88.2m
4. Neymar | Football | $95.5m
3. Lionel Messi | Football | $104m
2. Cristiano Ronaldo | Football | $105m
1. Roger Federer | Tennis | $106.3m


https://www.givemesport.com/1570904-the-50-highestpaid-athletes-in-the-world-for-2020-have-been-revealed-5026

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG To Pay Jobless Youths N20,000 Monthly To Sweep Markets, Clear Gutters by Jokerman(m): 6:32pm On May 29, 2020
Many APC cultists dumb youths should be arrested and forced to serve under this initiative grin

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