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Science/Technology › Re: SpaceX Launch: NASA Astronauts Make History by Jokerman(m): 2:36pm On May 31, 2020
Patriot9:
is it not funny? A country like america who can build machines as super as SR-71 and F-35 can be relying on Russian rockets engine
That's what Donald Trump came to correct
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Governors Fume As Interstate Travel Ban Collapses by Jokerman(m): 12:14pm On May 31, 2020
Open up the country jare

Let's schools be opened too with morning and afternoon sessions to limit class crowding...

Let people travel from state to state...

Stop this SCAMdemic grin

You allow me to go to balogun market with over 100 people but you can't allow me travel??
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was Satan During The Flood by Jokerman(m): 12:06pm On May 31, 2020
Minsk24:
Simple Question, where do u think Satan would have been during the flood...
This is 2020, stop being afraid to asj questions and think logically... So during Noah's time, Satan was still waiting judgement then?.. Abegi.. I need something better from you
Satan was not human na... How would he have died in the flood... How can material thing destroy the immaterial??

St Jude wrote after the flood, the fallen angels wanted to go back to heaven, but their place was found no more... And now they are waiting for the judgement of the last day
Politics › Re: Breaking - Nigeria Records Highest COVID-19 Case, 553 Recorded, 378 In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 11:45am On May 31, 2020
SCAMdemic numbers grin
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 11:44am On May 31, 2020
eni4real:
So Nigeria and Cameroon are Top 15 Football Nations in the World??

Funny list!!!!

Kanu Nwakwo that didn't score a single goal in 4 Nation's cup is even called , Nigerian best ever!! .
Is this selection about the National team performance or overall career??

If it about overall career,

Maradona: 10/10 for Country, 6/10 for club

Messi: 7/10 for Country, 10/10 for Club

So, Messi edge him out on overall career.

I really don't understand how a player who won the World cup by an intentional handball goal is this overpampered!!!

Overall, Messi is still better tho!!


What makes Enzo better than Forlan or Suarez for Uruguay??

This list is made hastily!!

Eusebio in real Tournaments was better than Cristiano for Portugal.
Eusebio in 1966 World cup only :9 goals
Cristiano in 4 different World cups: 7 goals

Unless we want to hide Cristiano under Eder's and Bernaldo's masterclass again!!

The maker of this list should make up his mind... We need to know whether it is about the National team alone or overall career!!

Overall career, Platini>>Zizou!!!
Lol...goalpost shifter as usual grin..

We are talking of only national team grin

Lol... Messi 7/10 for Argentina..lol grin
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 11:42am On May 31, 2020
Lol grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was Satan During The Flood by Jokerman(m): 11:20am On May 31, 2020
Does Shaitan look like a human being to you who lived in houses or buys and sells??

They are spirits waiting for their own judgement day which the Lord Jesus Christ will hand them, and it would be worse for anyone who decides to join the devil
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 11:16am On May 31, 2020
obembet:
Source
Mine. Credit to givemesport.com though grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Five (5) Misconceptions About Jehovah's Witnesses. by Jokerman(m): 11:12am On May 31, 2020
Chommybaby:
Hmmmmm....

So of the doctrines of some church's really piss me off...

Especially Jehovah Witness and Latter Day

Tho I believe you will be judged by what you believe in simple... Cos what your religion calls a sin is a norm in another religion.....

And you won't tell me that all our ancestors that didn't hear about the bible are rotting in hell or whatever!!!
So you know more than God??

Actually many will be judged according to their works especially those before the Advent of Christ at the last day... Those with evil deeds will be cast into the lake of fire along with the devil and fallen angels that deceived them... And that's why Jesus came to save us and give us power to live right, and that's why it's easier for us.

And no one is in the lake of fire now according to the Bible. Dead souls actually go to Hades (Hell) or Abraham's bosom waiting for the judgement day...in book if Revelation, God said death and hell will give up the dead in them, and be cast into the lake of fire... And also if you are in Hades(hell) after death, it automatically lake of fire
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy 1,987th Birthday Catholic Church by Jokerman(m): 10:57am On May 31, 2020
Jesus did not establish the Catholic Church...

Lol... How can Catholic church be almost 2000 years old now... Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:38am On May 31, 2020
ddippset:
Costacurta: I faced Messi when he was 16 and I had to ask to be subbed offBarcelona Suffered against the Argentine

Back in February, former AC Milan centre-back Alessandro Costacurta recalled the day he faced a young Lionel Messi in a game against Barcelona.

Comparing the Argentine with Diego Maradona, the former Italy international has stressed that the two have various similarities.
"I have been lucky to play against both Messi and Diego," Costacurta told Sky Italia.
"Maradona could be fouled 66 times before [the opposition player would be] warned.
"With Leo it is different, it is something else now.
"They are similar in genius terms and in the way they express themselves on the pitch, but Messi is cooler than Maradona.
"At the time [I faced him], Messi was 16 years old and at first I took him to be a child and did what I wanted.
"But then, after a quarter of an hour, I asked [Milan coach Carlo] Ancelotti to sub me off."


grin grin grin
sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Jokerman(m): 10:29am On May 31, 2020
donnie:
I'm an ISRAELITE, not a Christian. YAH gave us no religion, He gave us laws. Major world religions like Christianity and Islam are from Babylon and they promote Satan worship.

Shalom. smiley
Christianity is from Babylon?

Lol... Antichrist agent
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Years Did Adam And Eve Live In Eden by Jokerman(op): 10:25am On May 31, 2020
wirinet:
You are arguing here, there and everywhere, without no sense whatsoever. I told you most of the biblical stories were plagiarised from Egypt, Babylon/Mesopotamia and Persia, you said they were lies and it was the other way round. You said moses that wrote the bible could not have copied because he was not in Babylon.
I pointed out that Moses was educated in Egypt by Egyptian scholars and not by Jews. He never even lived among Jews until during the exodus.
You are now going off point by taking about Enoch. How many books of the bible was written by Enoch.
Even the Enoch you takedown about was born in Mesopotamia and built his city in Mesopotamia.
You are the one getting it wrong bro.

How can you say the Bible was plagiarized from Egyptian, Babylonian fairy tales. Does the word of God look like fairy tales to you?? You should have said the word of God was written in verbatim with Egyptian fairy tales... Even the Quaran cannot be brought so low.

The events Adam and Eve, Noah, Abraham, Daniel etc, looks like plagiarism to you.

Stop saying the word of God is plagiarized please. They are true and they are life. Infact the word of God is the Lord Jesus Christ.

These books were written by Revelation and God's guidance.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Sin? by Jokerman(m): 9:55am On May 31, 2020
OtemAtum:
Sin is a religious thing. It is when you do things that religious gods do not like. For example, when Yahweh commanded Saul to murder someone and he refused to do so. Then it became a sin. When the ark wanted to fall and somebody held it so that it will not fall, Yahweh slaughtered him because it is a sin to him.
Sin is subjective. What is a sin to Allah may not be a sin to Yahweh. What is a sin to Vishnu may not be a sin to Brahma.
Clown angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Genuine Christian Become A Billionaire? by Jokerman(m): 9:52am On May 31, 2020
Probably, however like the Lord Jesus Christ said,

"It's easier for a camel � to go through the eyes of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of heaven"
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Jokerman(m): 9:49am On May 31, 2020
No church in Lagos for now...

So I download my pastors message
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Years Did Adam And Eve Live In Eden by Jokerman(op): 9:48am On May 31, 2020
wirinet:
See dementia as a result of swallowing white man's doctrines you have absolutely no idea of its origin.
I am truly sorry for your mind and psyche that is solely based on making you feel inferior to the white man.

Even from your biblical fables, Moses was raised and educated in the Egyptian palace. So what does that tell you? That the style, philosophy and plots of his writings would be Egyptian.
Style or philosophy doesn't mean the writings aren't true........

The events that happened during the time of Noah, Father Abraham etc, have all proven to be through...even the Lord Jesus Christ himself confirmed all these. Moreover all these writings can also be attributed to prophet Enoch, the man who was raptured to meet with God because if his holy ways...

Search for the book of Enoch, to open your eyes to understand a lot about the world from time immemorial, and understand a lot why the Bible is the only thing human beings need now
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Years Did Adam And Eve Live In Eden by Jokerman(op): 9:44am On May 31, 2020
sonmvayina:
Dumb ass, the Bible is NOT a history text book.. It is a spiritual manual... Read it and learn the messages in it.. So where do you think the writers got their stories from?
Bible is not a story book.

It's God's message to humans written by men under God's guidance and experiences too.

Never equate God's word with Aladdin and the 40 thieves-esque Babylonian books
Sports › The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 9:39am On May 31, 2020
1. BELGIUM | EDEN HAZARD
Despite not winning any international trophies, this Belgium side is probably the best in the nation’s history. Their best player? Eden Hazard.

The Real Madrid star has been capped 104 times, scoring 30 goals and will surely go on to become the most capped Belgian player ever - an honour currently held by Jan Vertonghen.

2. FRANCE | ZINEDINE ZIDANE
In his first World Cup, Zidane was the hero for the host nation, scoring two goals in the final against Brazil in 1998. Two years later, he helped France win Euro 2000.

Six years after that, he played his final match as a professional in the 2006 World Cup final. He scored an outrageous dinked penalty against Italy before being sent-off for a headbutt on Marco Materazzi in extra-time.


3. BRAZIL | PELE
Three World Cups and more than 1000 career goals.

He is widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time. In 1999, he was voted World Player of the Century by the International Federation of Football History & Statistics (IFFHS), and was one of the two joint winners of the FIFA Player of the Century award. That same year, Pelé was elected Athlete of the Century by the International Olympic Committee.

FIFA World Cup Best Young Player: 1958
FIFA World Cup Silver Ball: 1958
FIFA World Cup Golden Ball (Best Player): 1970
South American Championship Best Player: 1959
South American Championship Top Scorer: 1959
Most assists provided in FIFA World Cup history: 10, (1958–1970)
Most assists provided in a single FIFA World Cup tournament: 7, (1970)
Most assists provided in a FIFA World Cup Final: 3, (1958 and 1970)
Top scorer in a FIFA World Cup Final (joint with Vavá, Geoff Hurst and Zinedine Zidane): 3 goals
Record Top scorer in a calendar year: in 1959 – 127 goals

He may not have had the most glorified club career, representing Santos and, in his final few years, New York Cosmos, but his 77 goals in 92 caps for Brazil is extraordinary.


4. ENGLAND | SIR BOBBY CHARLTON
A Manchester United legend, having played more than 750 times for the club. He also helped England win the 1966 World Cup, winning the Ballon d'Or in the same year.

For his country, Charlton racked up 106 caps and scored 49 goals - a record that has now been beaten by Wayne Rooney.

5. URUGUAY | ENZO FRANCESCOLI
Zidane’s idol, Francescoli played for Montevideo Wanderers, River Plate, RC Paris, Marseille, Cagliari and Torino during his club career. The midfielder played 73 times for Uruguay, helping them win three different Copa Americas.

6. PORTUGAL | CRISTIANO RONALDO
Ronaldo just edges out Eusebio.

Just the 95 goals in 162 appearances for his country helping them win Euro 2016 and the UEFA Nations League.

He was amongst the team that finished second in the European championship in 2004 finishing as Portugal highest goal scorer at just 19 years and was named in team of the tournament.

Eusebio not Figo never won trophy with Portugal


7. SPAIN | ANDRES INIESTA
Iniesta just pips the likes of Sergio Ramos, Iker Casillas and Xavi to this honour.

Was part of the conquering Spanish squad who won Euro 2008, 2010 World Cup and then Euro 2012.


8. ARGENTINA | DIEGO MARADONA
He is widely regarded as one of the greatest football players of all time. He was one of the two joint winners of the FIFA Player of the 20th Century award.

Winner and best player of the u20 world cup in 1979.
Winner and best player of the FIFA world cup in 1986.

His goal of 60 m (66 yd) dribble past five England players, was voted "Goal of the Century" by FIFA.com voters in 2002.

He edges out Lionel Messi who would have been had he won a trophy for Argentina.


9. MEXICO | HUGO SANCHEZ
208 goals in 283 appearances for Real Madrid and is the fourth highest scorer in the history of La Liga. He played in three World Cups and was part of the Mexican side that reached the quarter-finals of the 1986 World Cup.

10. NETHERLANDS | JOHAN CRYUFF
You’ve got to be good to have a skill named after you.

There have been some incredible Dutch players down the years but former Ajax and Barca hero Cryuff edges out the likes of Marco van Basten and Ronald Koeman.

190 goals in 240 matches for Ajax earned him a world-record move to Barcelona, where he continued to show he was one of the greatest ever.

He won three Ballon d'Ors during his career.


11. URUGUAY | ENZO FRANCESCOLI
Zidane’s idol, Francescoli played for Montevideo Wanderers, River Plate, RC Paris, Marseille, Cagliari and Torino during his club career. The midfielder played 73 times for Uruguay, helping them win three different Copa Americas.

12. GERMANY | FRANZ BECKENBAUER
Der Kaiser.

Beckenbauer is credited for inventing the sweeper role. He played largely for Bayern Munich during his club career, winning five league titles and three European Cups.

He represented West German 103 at three different World Cups - winning it in 1990 - and claimed two Ballon d’Ors.

13. CAMEROUN | SAMUEL ETO'O FILS
He is regarded as one of the greatest African players of all time,[6] winning the African Player of the Year a record four times: in 2003, 2004, 2005, and 2010.

Won the Olympics games with cameroun in 2000
Won African cup of nation's with cameroun in 2000 and 2002.

Eto'o has participated in four World Cups and six Africa Cup of Nations. He is the all-time leading scorer in the history of the Africa Cup of Nations, with 18 goals, and is Cameroon's all-time leading scorer and third most capped player, with 56 goals in 118 caps.

14. NIGERIA | NWANKWO KANU
Kanu won a UEFA Champions League medal, a UEFA Cup medal, three FA Cup medals and two African Player of the Year awards amongst others. He is one of few players to have won the Premier League, FA Cup, Champions League, UEFA Cup and an Olympic Gold Medal.

Kanu won the Olympic gold medal in 1996 and the u17 world cup in 1993 for Nigeria.

He won that African footballer of the year in 1996 and 1999.

He's also listed as an IFFHIS Legend

15. ITALY | FABIO CANNAVARO
Cannavaro achieved success with the Italy national team.

He was part of the Italy team which won consecutive UEFA European Under-21 Championships in 1994 and 1996.

After earning his first senior cap in 1997, he helped his national team to the final of UEFA Euro 2000, being named in the team of the tournament, and became captain in 2002.

Cannavaro led Italy to victory in the 2006 FIFA World Cup in Germany, and was given the nickname "Il Muro di Berlino" ("The Berlin Wall"wink by the Italian supporters due to his defensive performances, which saw Italy keep five clean sheets and concede only two goals, neither of which were in open play. He was awarded the Silver Ball after being named the tournament's second-best player.

Cannavaro was named the 2006 FIFA World Player of the Year, making him the only defender in history to have won the award.

He also won the Ballon d'Or award in 2006 which made him the only defender to win the award in a decade and only the third of all time after Franz Beckenbauer and Matthias Sammer.

In 2006 and 2007 Cannavaro was named in the FIFA World XI. In 2007, he was in the six man shortlist for the Laureus World Sportsman of the Year.

Cannavaro edges out Maldini.
Career › Re: Experiences Of People Who Have Been Successful In The Teaching Profession by Jokerman(m): 8:32am On May 31, 2020
If you can get a job in any of the ivy league schools, you would love teaching ....
Career › Re: Access Staff Sack And Denial: Over 1000 Sacked And Was Not Paid Off by Jokerman(m): 8:30am On May 31, 2020
Just imagine if teaching could pay as high as medicine or even banking...lol.. many bankers will rather prefer to teach.... grin
Crime › Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by Jokerman(m): 8:05am On May 31, 2020
Iniquity shall abound and the love of many shall wax cold...
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Jokerman(m): 7:59am On May 31, 2020
If Americans can allow Trump to work. America will change for the better.... Alas, many people cannot see in between the lines
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Years Did Adam And Eve Live In Eden by Jokerman(op): 7:55am On May 31, 2020
wirinet:
Most stories of the bible originated from Babylon, Egypt or Persia.
Lies.

Actually it is the other way around... Do Moses that wrote the books of Genesis was in Babylon or what??

What kind of devilish subversion of the Lord's book is this??
Politics › Re: Breaking: PDP Wins All 23 LGA Seats In Benue State by Jokerman(m): 7:53am On May 31, 2020
StreetFight:
You wey dey go go Church, no be Choir member you dey go fucck for generator room? Go and contact COVID-19 nah, Nigeria's population too much.
Not everyone goes to church to do the right thing... I myself go to church to encounter the Lord.

One cannot contact covid-19 in the church.... I go to market everyday without contacting it, is it now in church I would contact it....

Mhen the devil has really blinded this generation... O Lord please don't let my love for you wax cold...help me to endure to the end in this perilous times....
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Sin? by Jokerman(m): 7:47am On May 31, 2020
All unrighteousness is sin

1 John 5:17
Politics › Re: The corrupted system of Nigerian Medical Association: Questions for you. by Jokerman(m): 7:46am On May 31, 2020
Doctors want to have wealth like Ronaldo and the likes....
Politics › Re: Breaking: PDP Wins All 23 LGA Seats In Benue State by Jokerman(m): 7:45am On May 31, 2020
Lol... People still dey vote??

People can go out to vote, to buy and sell and yet cannot go to church...
Celebrities › Re: Yorubas Are Tribalistic, They Hijacked The Entertainment Industry - MC Galaxy by Jokerman(m): 7:42am On May 31, 2020
Emmypay:
Simply put..
Yoruba knows what they are doing..
No one stop igbo from dominating..
Why must you call Igbo....? Mc Galaxy isn't an Igbo man... You could have mentioned another tribe....

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