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Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 6:37pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
Oh, so now you don't know, but you know that hell is there and it burns forever?
Funny guy. grin
Jesus said so, and I believe the word of the Lord Jesus Christ
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 6:35pm On May 31, 2020
sonmvayina:
So man sinned against God, and God was angry so God sent his son to earth for us to kill him and afterwards believe that he died for us... And then God will forgive us our sins..

But the sacrifice did not work.. Because hell still exist..

Somebody has sent you on a wild goose chase..
God's word does not change. He has said the wicked will be judged. To avoid this judgment, humans have to come to Jesus...this because "all have sinned and fallen short"....
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 6:28pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
Okay.
Quick question.
How will sinners be tortured in hell?
Who or what is going to torture them?
I don't know. I have never been there and won't be there in the mighty name of Jesus. However from the Lord's mouth... "The fire and the worms that dieth not"...
Family › Re: Why Your Diasporan Friends And Family Do Not Send You Money When You Ask. by Jokerman(m): 6:20pm On May 31, 2020
Amanee:
Nobody asked you all these, always resist the urge to shalaye
Pained travel agent shocked
Crime › Re: Two Suspected Thieves Burnt In Calabar Beyond Recognition (Graphic Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:16pm On May 31, 2020
AllenSpencer:
Blood of Wizkid!


What's the meaning of all this pictures. Must be expose everything decimate informations.

Becoming a norm on this forum
This one na monkey � Suya or what
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 6:12pm On May 31, 2020
eni4real:
We all admit that Messi has no international Trophy!!

That means Olympic Gold is not a National team achievement for Kanu too grin
Lol....
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was Satan During The Flood by Jokerman(m): 6:11pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
Wait o...
So God was angry with the world because of sin and decided to drown the whole of earth's population, without even killing Satan who was the cause of sin in the process?
Then after drowning everyone, Satan resumes duty.
Does this make sense?
Oga, Satan was already condemned.

Humans are special in God's sight... That's why he's pained when humans go into sin...

Satan has already been condemned.

I don't need to tell you why the devil is still allowed to roam free however understand that heaven is a prepared place for a prepared people..

Shalom bro!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 6:09pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
If hell was created for the devil, why is the devil and his cohorts the ones punishing and torturing people in hell?
Where do you see Devil punishing people... They rather mock the blind human beings who believes him when they were on earth... Devil, himself will be tortured at the last day... No rest day and night for them
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 6:07pm On May 31, 2020
sonmvayina:
Not everyone?..
Depends on choice
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 4:49pm On May 31, 2020
eni4real:
You have a babe beside you?? shocked shocked

You agree with me for the first in the history of Nairaland!!

It calls for celebration grin

Cheers!!! cheesy
I don't do babes bro. I'm a child of God.

I'm married to a beautiful wife
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 4:48pm On May 31, 2020
eni4real:
Olympic?? What is that??
Messi has made that tournament irrelevant since he destoyed it!!
Winning Olympic is not counted as a National team performance again since Messi era began!!!

Football standard is higher now cool

Kanu never scored a single goal for the National team in the Nation's cup between 2000 and 2008!!

That is too bad!!!

Sunday Mba is shocked shocked
Lol... But you want to use Olympic to compare Argentina Messi to Argentina Maradona grin

Kanu is Nigeria greatest player for now...
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 4:47pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
Okay so God sent his son to rescue people from the hell he created?
Hell wasnt created for people. It was created for the Devil. If you however decide to be like the devil, you end up there.... Buh seeing the love for humanity, Jesus had to come to free people from the shackles, manacles and deceit of the devil... Coz in the end God words always come to pass.

Stop being adamant.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 4:44pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
Okay, so God sent his son to die to save humanity from him?

It's a Yes or No question bro.
Jesus was here to save humanity from the devil, death, sin...

Come to Jesus today. Don't you delay
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 4:43pm On May 31, 2020
eni4real:
World cup Golden ball is better than some South American Trophy!!
Especially when it doesn't established him as among the top 5 best player in the WORLD!!!

Do you know that World cup Golden ball is the reason why Forlan was better than Cristiano in 2010 Ballon d'or ranking??

Show me where Enzo was ranked 4th best player in the world at any time in his career!!!
Good point here though....
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 4:42pm On May 31, 2020
eni4real:
African player of the year that he won through his club Performance!!

Okocha is far far better than Kanu for Nigerian National team!!

No goal in 4 different in Nation's cup shocked shocked shocked

That is very very poor!!!
1996 African best player was won for his performance for Arsenal abi??

What Kanu did at Olympics 96 for Nigeria, was bigger than anything Okocha did for Nigeria.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 4:33pm On May 31, 2020
sonmvayina:
Do you actually believe this?
Yes.

There's nothing anyone can do about it.. there's hell and heaven.

Hell is not a place to be. Where the fire is not quench nor the worms dieth not!

Jesus is the only way
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 4:32pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
Okay, so God sent his son to die to save humanity from him? undecided
Jesus came to reconnect man back to God
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 4:32pm On May 31, 2020
sonmvayina:
Lol..
God the Father wants to send you to hell
God the son wants to save you

And they are the same God..

Hmmm.. Somebody is definitely messing with your brain..
Mistake bro.

God doesn't send humanity to hell. It's humanity to chooses to go there by going against the creator, hence, the need for Jesus to come and save humanity from going there....
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 4:30pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
Lol, so God loves his people so much that he created hell, and then sends his son to save people from this same hell, which he created?
Hell isn't created for humans... It was created for the Devil, the fallen angels and disobedient spirits... However humans toed the line of the devil hence were carrying themselves to hell; hence the need for Jesus to come save God's most beloved creation
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 4:26pm On May 31, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
FROM HELL THAT I'M ALREADY ON MY WAY TO. cheesy
I forbid hell for you in Jesus name... We'd all be in heaven to be with the Lord in Jesus name... One day you'd carry the good news to all hooks and crannies of the Earth....
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 4:24pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
The main question is, what's the purpose of the sacrifice?
Why did Dangote tell his son to live in such state or manner? What's the purpose?
The purpose of Jesus coming to save mankind from the whims of the devil (the deceiver), and from the fiery punishment of God
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 4:23pm On May 31, 2020
kingxsamz:
Yeah, we all know religion tells you not to ask because it's built on lies.
Religion doesn't want you to unravel those lies. cheesy
This is the same statement the devil made to Eve that had put humanity in all these trouble... There's nothing to be unraveled but more suffering and sin and contempt....
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Knew He'll Be Resurrected Right From Heaven Before He Came To Earth? by Jokerman(m): 4:21pm On May 31, 2020
sonmvayina:
Did it work?.. Was it a success?
Yes. Many are saved from the eternal wrath of God
Sports › Re: Lewandowski Scores Against EVERY Current Bundesliga Club Hitting Personal Best by Jokerman(m): 3:39pm On May 31, 2020
Numerouno94:
I see him winning d European golden boot dis season.


If it were Penaldo his fan boys won't let us breath.
Ronaldo has won the Golden boot in two different leagues and team...

Don't compare
Sports › Re: Lewandowski Scores Against EVERY Current Bundesliga Club Hitting Personal Best by Jokerman(m): 3:38pm On May 31, 2020
Another farmers league like Laliga....

Hard to do this in the EPL....
Sports › Re: Players With Most Red Cards In PL History: Vieira 2nd With 8, Gerrard In Top 20 by Jokerman(m): 3:35pm On May 31, 2020
What of those pretending to be humble but

- spat on fans
- Accuse football association of corruption
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 3:28pm On May 31, 2020
eni4real:
Kanu has no National team legacy!! It is not blabbing!! I was dispelling misconceptions from that hasty article!!!

Okocha is Nigeria National team best ever!!!

94 Nation's cup trophy
2004 Nation's cup Golden boot
The only Nigerian player selected among 100 best players of the 20th century!!! Aka FIFA 100!!!


Where is Enzo's World cup Golden ball??
Kanu African player of the year makes him edge Okocha....

Enzo 3 Copa America is bigger than golden ball..
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Warns Trump "Another One Is Coming, Starting From The Ending Of June." by Jokerman(m): 3:15pm On May 31, 2020
George Soros
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 3:13pm On May 31, 2020
eni4real:
For National team or for Club??
Be specific!!
Kanu never won anything individual or group wise with the National team.. He had no goals in 4 different Nation's cup. shocked

Forlan won the 2010 world cup Golden ball and Copa America trophy

Suarez won the 2007 Copa America Golden ball and Copa America Trophy!!

What did Enzo win??


Once again stop hiding Cristiano under Eder's and Bernaldo's masterclass!!!
Enzo francescoli

Won 3 Copa Americas
Copa América player of the tournament (2): 1983, 1995
South American Footballer of the Year (2): 1984, 1995

Stop blabbering about Kanu... Tell us your own Nigeria goat grin

No problem about Cristiano... Eder and Silva are already bigger than Eusebio and Figo for Portugal... Happy now grin?
Health › Re: Corona Virus Is A Scam In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 2:53pm On May 31, 2020
SCAMdemic grin

Many people living in one room face me, I face you apartments etc, never die.

If truly it isn't a scam, you think Nigerians would be able to survive... Lol
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 2:48pm On May 31, 2020
eni4real:
So why is Kanu there??
Why is Enzo Francescoli there

Why is Cristiano there ??

You are hiding him under Eder's and Bernaldo's masterclass!!!
Who is the best ever Nigerian player that played for Nigeria and won things individual and collectively??

What did Suarez and forlan win for Uruguay that Enzo didn't win??

Who is Eder or Silva compared to Ronaldo for the Portugal side??
Sports › Re: The Greatest Player Ever From The Top 15 Nations In World Football by Jokerman(op): 2:46pm On May 31, 2020
Numerouno94:
Dnt mind d dude. His a known troll. He created dat list to spite Messi as usual.
Lol... But it's the truth bro grin...

Look at those names there and prove me wrong grin

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