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Education › Re: Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba Dismisses Reports Of Schools Resuming On June 8 by Jokerman(m): 8:23am On May 28, 2020
dfrost:
Instead of exposing the children to the virus, I would have expected you to say that parents that have their wards in these schools, to contribute 25% of their fees to the school to enable the private schools pay some stipend to their teachers.
Lol.... Which parents will pay grin grin...Nigerian parents??
Education › Re: Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba Dismisses Reports Of Schools Resuming On June 8 by Jokerman(m): 8:22am On May 28, 2020
Re-open schools oga...

If possible let it be just morning and afternoon classes

Morning : Kg1- primary 2 pupils/ jss1 - jss3 students (8am-12), along with their teachers

Afternoon: Primary 3- primary 6 pupils/ Sss1-sss3 students (1pm -4pm), along with their teachers

This method will benefit even the teachers... Coz they can get other businesses and have time for it....
Education › Re: Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba Dismisses Reports Of Schools Resuming On June 8 by Jokerman(m): 8:16am On May 28, 2020
SCAMdemic

Many lagosians living in facee, I face you, 50 tenants houses in okoko,mile 12, oworo, Bariga, ketu, iyanapaja, etc, why haven't they contracted the virus??

Allow schools and churches to resume with safety precautions jare
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jokerman(m): 8:30pm On May 27, 2020
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Prison break
Person of Interest
Agents of shield
Sports › Re: Naomi Osaka Becomes The Highest Paid Female Athlete In History by Jokerman(m): 9:19am On May 27, 2020
Wow.. she deserves it... Right place and time.... Not necessarily because she's the greatest female athlete...

Beating Serena was great grin
Crime › Re: How Do I Report My Neighbors by Jokerman(m): 6:56am On May 27, 2020
GreaterFuture1:
AM I THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE!!
Or will I quit him today? Now now smh
You are not the owner of the house... Lol... Are you the only tenant in the house with the man?? Did he come to attack you personally... Why not mind your business,?? Must everyone be like you?? Don't be a little bitchy envious...ok
Politics › Re: Wike Cancels Lockdown In Port-Harcourt And Obio-Akpor by Jokerman(m): 7:04pm On May 26, 2020
What about Lagos na.... This SCAMdemic don tire person....
Romance › Re: Hours After Legalization, Costa Ricans First Gay Marriage. Nigeria Next? by Jokerman(m): 6:13pm On May 26, 2020
This generation is worse than Sodom and Gommorah's generation.... And we know what happened to that generation, even to one that looked back to the guilty pleasures....
Sports › Re: Marca Claims Messi Could Be Facing A Losing Battle Against Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 11:15am On May 26, 2020
Madam Eibar will prefer to continue in Spain, so that he could farm more cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Sterling Bank To Work With Cynthia Morgan by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On May 25, 2020
Lol... Sterling bank wey never strong gidigba... Lol
Sports › Re: Messi Shaves His Beard As Enthusiastic Barca Stars Train Before La Liga Return by Jokerman(m): 8:56pm On May 25, 2020
No news again abi... Na Mr Eibar we go dey look now angry
Sports › Re: I Almost Quit Barca – Messi by Jokerman(m): 3:47pm On May 25, 2020
Mr Eibar grin
Crime › Re: TC Okere Stabs His Wife To Death by Jokerman(m): 3:46pm On May 25, 2020
God help your people
Politics › Re: Wike Compensates Victims Of 2019 Election Violence With N450 Million by Jokerman(m): 3:43pm On May 25, 2020
What about those in Lagos, when would we get our compensation? angry
Travel › Re: Zimbabweans React To Nigerian High-Speed Train by Jokerman(m): 3:14pm On May 25, 2020
Cartels grin grin grin
Crime › Re: The 10 Most Dangerous Hackers Of All Time by Jokerman(m): 3:11pm On May 25, 2020
Yu pingan grin... I hope they do not kill the guy, or lock him up in Alcatraz grin... I know CIA would be using him now as usual grin

You didn't mention...

Harold Finch (Person of interest)
Felicity Queen (Arrow)
Sports › Re: Ighalo Set To Leave Manchester United This Week At End Of His Loan Spell by Jokerman(m): 3:02pm On May 25, 2020
I would be a member of his village people of I asked him to refuse his new contract at Shanghai Shenshua just to play for man utd were he collected a pay cut of 66%...

Look at his new contract at China

€400,000/ week
1€= 430 naira

Hence Odion will be earning €400000*430=

N172,000,000 pee week... grin

Even if you be witch sef, you no go gree make him no go back China cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 2:43pm On May 25, 2020
Messi:

2008: 0 goals in 2 games vs Man Utd
2010: 0 goals in 2 games vs Inter
2012: 0 goals in 2 games vs Che
2013: 0 goals in 1 game vs Bayern
2014 & 16: 0 goals in 4 games vs Atleti
2017: 0 goals in 2 games vs Juv
2018: 0 goals in 2 games vs Roma
2019: 2 goals in 2 games vs Lfc


Ronaldo:

2009: 0 goals in 1 game vs Barca
2010: 1 goal in 2 games vs Lyon
2011: 0 goals in 2 games vs Barca
2012: 2 goals in 2 games vs Bayern
2013: 1 goal in 2 games vs Dortmund
2015: 2 goals in 2 games vs Juve
2019: 2 goals in 2 games vs Lyon
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 2:42pm On May 25, 2020
Messi and Ronaldo in the UCL when their teams got knocked out:

Ronaldo: 8 goals in 13 games
Messi: 2 goals in 17 games

Notice how Ronaldo's contribution is always visible even while losing whereas Messi disappears when the pressure is on
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Warns US Against Sparking Cold War by Jokerman(m): 2:21pm On May 25, 2020
OgunLaakaye:
You were never current with happenings. Pre and post invasion, you have no idea about.
Conspiracy theorist grin

No difference between you and those you fight for accusing bill Gates vaccination plan grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Warns US Against Sparking Cold War by Jokerman(m): 2:17pm On May 25, 2020
rottennaija:
Una too dey overrated USA. Let me tell you countries USA don't try... Iran, Russia, China.
Don't be a dumb Muslim
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Warns US Against Sparking Cold War by Jokerman(m): 2:15pm On May 25, 2020
Bahdsypha:
They invaded Libya
why did The USA fight and supply arms fighting against Gaddafi?
do you know Gaddafi's Libya is safer than today's libya
NATO invaded Libya and not America... Please read
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Warns US Against Sparking Cold War by Jokerman(m): 2:14pm On May 25, 2020
OgunLaakaye:
Whats your date of birth?
Oga NATO based allies doesn't mean American military... There's no where America invaded Libya
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Warns US Against Sparking Cold War by Jokerman(m): 2:13pm On May 25, 2020
donnie:
All these nations are working together to acheive the same thing. These presidents and media only fool the masses. Behind the TV screens, they all answer to the real powers that be... That small group of people that run this world.
Thank God you really understand what's going on... They are preparing the way for the Antichrist...
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s 5 Years Of A Turnaround Under Buhari by Jokerman(m): 9:47am On May 25, 2020
Seems BMC is back
Foreign Affairs › Re: Huge 300,000-Year-Old Elephant Skeleton With 8-foot Tusks Found In Germany (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 9:43am On May 25, 2020
Lol... At least they didn't call these 100 million years ago grin
Crime › Re: The Most Brutal Torture And Execution Techniques Throughout History by Jokerman(m): 7:38am On May 25, 2020
Man has been terribly wicked. The corruption by the devil and the fallen agents was so destructive..

God has a lot of things to judge on the last day, sadly many apostles and disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ suffered all these same fate of punishment....

Imagine dropping a person into a pot of boiling oil...
Crime › Re: Oworonshoki Cult War: 'Obasanjo' Killed (Disturbing Image) by Jokerman(m): 7:30am On May 25, 2020
It can never be well with these dumb cultists....
Crime › Re: Obinwanne "InvictusObi" Okeke To Plead Guilty To Wire And Computer Fraud by Jokerman(m): 7:25am On May 25, 2020
Fucsheetup:
I have never read anything more asinine on the internet than this post above me.
What doesn’t glitter surely is not gold, whatever glitters is most likely gold. Stop consoling your average life.
A rich person would never wish to be you! He/she would commit suicide if they ever came back down to your level. Why do you keep glamorizing poverty on every thread?


Even you have a price, I agree you have Jesus bla bla bla. You still have a price. The envy of rich people by the average and poor is eternal and there is basically nothing they can do to get rid of that emotion.

30 percent of the world is dirt poor, and no one is born to be poor, well done bro.

You do not live in a country that gives you the opportunity to work honestly and wait for ‘your time’. Corruption lives here and is a god. If you do this, you are probably going to remain poor for the rest of your life.
You'd rather be very wealthy and lose your soul??
Education › Re: I Earn Only N24000 As A Chemistry And Physics Teacher — Nigerian Man Cries Out by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On May 24, 2020
maggilove:
It must be a private school the op is talking about, some proprietors are just wicked. They know you are taking up teaching as a last option and use it against you since you have no choice.
Did you ask the school he is teaching?? It could be inside Okijo or odogunyan where pupils pay 3k per term

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