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Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 4:40am On May 29, 2020
gare:
I BELIEVE YOU ARE STEPPING ON YOUR BRAIN WHICH HAPPENS TO BE UNDER YOUR FOOT, HOW CAN YOU ASK CHILDREN THAT CAN HARDLY TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES TO GO TO SCHOOL AT A TIME LIKE THIS, ADULTS HAVE NOT BEING ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES, I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE TESTED FOR THE VIRUS BECAUSE YOUR WAY OF REASON STINKS
Lol... A new Yorker that hasn't been to Nigeria in ages thinking Nigeria is the same as the US angry
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 4:38am On May 29, 2020
placeofallure:
If you argue about some Nigerians being unable to afford those kind of schools, you know that won't be a Coronavirus problem per se. The nation has a lot of underlying issues. The pandemic just came to add salt to the injury. Now, online lessons have gone beyond audio speeches, you can upload videos on ordinary WhatsApp. You can use zoom, Microsoft team, you can use Google classroom and you will be ok.
So 1gb of data is now #100 ba??

Do you know what #1000 can do to some families right now??
Travel › Re: Lagos BRT Operator Increases Fares by Jokerman(m): 9:54pm On May 28, 2020
Well...

Danfo, Molue and Ise-Oluwa will suffice for those going to and fro Ikorodu, mile 2, Ikotun etc
Travel › Re: Lagos BRT Operator Increases Fares by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On May 28, 2020
[quote author= post=90066515][/quote]Seyi abi na Wale Tinubu is the CEO.... He's your party member... Speak to him on the masses behalf
Travel › Re: Lagos BRT Operator Increases Fares by Jokerman(m): 9:47pm On May 28, 2020
Lol....

BRthieves.... Awon ti primero grin

They've been looking for a way to increase it since.. lol

BRT is a monopoly in Lagos. Allow another company to run their own services, fares will drop ni... Buh since I'm a Yoruba Muslim, how would I want Tinubu business to crumble...
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 9:28pm On May 28, 2020
placeofallure:
I earn from the school but I will never be in support of government opening schools when there's little or nothing on ground to cushion the effect of the virus. Safety of the children first. That supercedes every other thing. Most schools conduct their business online and that should suffice for now.
Online methods work for large capacity schools, not from schools on ghetto areas, where some parents cannot afford an Android phone.

Also physical interaction between a teacher and some pupils hasnt improved learning, shey na audio speeches pikin wan understand??
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 9:26pm On May 28, 2020
frozen70:
That's a different scenario,
Their parents could decide to keep them indoors with them watching cartoon
Lol... For how long would they keep watching cartoons??

Most of them their parents are market traders, kekeriders, bus drivers, etc. These parents will go out and lock the children in from morning to night?? Or the parents aren't capable to transferring the SCAMdemic to their wards after retiring from the day's job??
Education › Re: My Take On Lagos Parents Disapproval In Reopening Of Schools by Jokerman(m): 9:23pm On May 28, 2020
How ironic for a family of 6 who lives in face me, I face you in a ghetto like Bariga or Oworo, shouting Coronavirus angry
Education › Re: My Take On Lagos Parents Disapproval In Reopening Of Schools by Jokerman(m): 9:21pm On May 28, 2020
kunlef1:
Unfortunately, you cannot compare offices or banks to schools, because adults can comply with physical distancing rules. It is only the people that do not value their lives or know the implications that mingle in crowded markets or public places. That is why online sales of of everything including foodstuff is booming now.

How can you prevent children-to-children or children-to-teachers contact in a nursery/primary school? How will you take care of an infected child in an isolation ward without parents?

I do not think the argument of teachers being affected most is right because entertainment industry is worse off. Most private schools are organisizing online classes , and parents are paying for it. So how are parents selfish? I think that is what you should advise your school owner to do, if they are not doing so already. Also, how many companies can operate at even half capacity with the current curfews and economic condition? Hence whether we like it or not, there is going to be reduced income and economic hardship for most people - parents and teachers alike.

Even if you open schools today, attendance will be very low, and teachers will still be laid off. It is only schools for children who are old enough to fully observe social distancing rules that can be opened, but it is not safe for nursery/primary schools for now.

Moreover, nobody has a right to criticize parents for protecting their children as it is their duty to do so. Government can go ahead and open the schools, but teachers will still not earn any income if students don't turn up.
You write up speaks for someone who lives in VI or Lekki, try living in Bariga, Ketu, Ojota, Mile 12, Okokomaiko etc, and see why we believe this coronavirus is a SCAMdemic in Nigeria
Health › Re: Hotels, School Dormitories To Be Used As Isolation Centres - FG by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On May 28, 2020
Inappropriate
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On May 28, 2020
1stola:
You're a joker man.
Are you saying classes can't be shared between morning and afternoon??
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 5:52pm On May 28, 2020
frozen70:
Pls don't say that

Until you birth a child and see the pains parents goes through when they fall sick

You won't understand

Besides, government have the power to cancel third term and everyone promoted to the next class except waec classes

No parents wants to loose their children even the adopted ones
What about children that live in face me, I face you with their parents with over 50 tenants??
Politics › Re: If You Were The President Of Your Country: What Would You Do? by Jokerman(m): 5:51pm On May 28, 2020
psucc:
Please name those that would make your list.
Only money thieves I will kill especially those that steal billions
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 5:17pm On May 28, 2020
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 5:17pm On May 28, 2020
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Premier League To Resume On June 17 by Jokerman(m): 4:53pm On May 28, 2020
Lol... grin

Football wan resume, and yet una no wan open school... grin
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On May 28, 2020
emusmithyy:
You will be a Poor Leader.
Lol.... How come tenants of face me I face you with 100 occupants, have not contracted the virus?
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On May 28, 2020
Imagine people living in face me, I face you grin complaining abiut school reopening .... How ironic cry
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 4:33pm On May 28, 2020
Aystarz:
Pay him no attention. His mom is a school owner, so you understand where his imterests truly lie.
Lol.... monitoring spirit grin
Education › Re: Don’t Reopen Schools Now, Lagos Parents Tell Govt by Jokerman(m): 3:17pm On May 28, 2020
Selfish parents.... If they open schools, you can't ask your children to stay home... No be force... Allow other parents
Education › What Courses Gave Your Problems In The Exam Hall by Jokerman(op): 3:02pm On May 28, 2020
What do you think about this photo question grin

Undergraduate

1. Fourier series,Z and Laplace transforms
2. Thermodynamics equations though..i.e Adiabatic etc

Post graduate

1. Finite element analysis especially the galakin method grin..thank God for mathlab and ANSYS though
2. Continuum Mechanics....

Let's hear yours..

No one should mention Biochemistry here o grin
Family › Re: Marriage: Before And After by Jokerman(m): 2:53pm On May 28, 2020
Plead:
This religious fanatic won’t stop displaying his stupidity all over the forum.
You should have followed your signature advice rather than striking out someone's opinion
Politics › Re: Nigerians Must Rise Up For Adeshina by Jokerman(m): 2:15pm On May 28, 2020
Sorry we yolobas don't support corruption... Adeshina is not omoluabi like Tinubu or Obasa... So swerve
Politics › Re: If You Were The President Of Your Country: What Would You Do? by Jokerman(m): 2:12pm On May 28, 2020
Jail or kill some people legally or covertly
Christianity Etc › Re: Snopes Covers For Bill Gates' Wife For Wearing Satanic Inverted Cross by Jokerman(m): 2:10pm On May 28, 2020
OLAADEGBU:
Do you think it is just a coincidence that Melinda Gates was wearing one of those symbols depicted in the OP?
It's not coincidence.... She's part of the Satanista with her husband, Jeffery Epstein, The Rockefellers etc
Christianity Etc › Re: Snopes Covers For Bill Gates' Wife For Wearing Satanic Inverted Cross by Jokerman(m): 2:03pm On May 28, 2020
OLAADEGBU:
See some of their symbols.

https://thesatanictemplearizona.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/bma-ep-30-satanic-symbols-02-800x533-627x376.png
We already know all these are satanic symbols from the fallen angels during the time of Enoch and co... Angels who taught mankind how to sway away from God's precepts
Politics › Re: Buhari Seeks Fresh $5.513bn Loan, Writes House Of Representatives by Jokerman(m): 1:55pm On May 28, 2020
plessis:
nigerians are fools and fools deserve to be exploited.


buhari Carry go.
I'm telling you bro... Nothing contrary from your Nigerian people observation.... And the worse is that they don't even know how foolish they are... So no hope
Christianity Etc › Re: Snopes Covers For Bill Gates' Wife For Wearing Satanic Inverted Cross by Jokerman(m): 1:52pm On May 28, 2020
LordReed:
No it's not.
Baphomet
Budha
Ra
Ashareus
Zeus
Poseidon
Belzebub etc

Are all pseudonyms of fallen angels, who also seek worship like the Almighty God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Snopes Covers For Bill Gates' Wife For Wearing Satanic Inverted Cross by Jokerman(m): 1:30pm On May 28, 2020
LordReed:
Wrong. Their symbol is the Sigil of Baphomet. It appears you are not as knowledgeable as you claim.

Here is a bucket load of satanic art and not a single inverted cross http://www.howlgallery.com/the-devils-reign
Isn't Baphomet a demon??
Career › Re: Top 10 Most Famous Dancers Of All Time! by Jokerman(m): 9:15am On May 28, 2020
Wacko Jacko
Education › Re: Why 2go Messenger Died by Jokerman(m): 8:59am On May 28, 2020
Scam perpetration was on a high on 2go
Health › Re: COVID-19: Ehanire Says Increasing Cases Can Exceed Government's capacity To Cope by Jokerman(m): 8:57am On May 28, 2020
SCAMdemic grin

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