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Career › Re: My Bitter Experience Doing A Security Guard Job by Jokerman(m): 7:55pm On May 21, 2020
adebwalex:
Am In it too. Graduated with distinction. I never dream to work as a Security, but situation of this country push me to join in 2006. Insult from Customers, staff of the company and so on. But I never allow it to pull me down. This is my 14yrs in the job. I went further to get various certificate courses in security to boost my promotion. Thou am married with two kids, even build a house but still uncompleted because of financial problem I couldn't finish it. Praying to God for Help to finish it up. The bible even said Whatsoever your Hand find to do, do it diligently with all your Heart.
Apply for the post of zone supervisor na with all your experience, that means increase in salary
Career › Re: My Boss Is Asking Me To Sleep With Her. by Jokerman(m): 7:53pm On May 21, 2020
Don't sleep with her. If possible resign, and God will give you a better job
Career › Re: Pic:evil Staff Kidnap And Kills His Boss After He Was Sacked For Stealing Eggs by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On May 21, 2020
Love of money and greed has destroyed a lot of Nigerians.

Sadly our religious houses dont preach against it
Politics › Re: The School feeding Programme Of FG Kicks Of In Lagos Today by Jokerman(m): 7:27pm On May 21, 2020
This same picture that was uploaded last week when the palliatives were shared in the north??
Politics › Re: COVID-19:My Fellow Nairalanders, See What I Received From USA Govt.PHOTOS by Jokerman(m): 7:23pm On May 21, 2020
Afamed:
Tax payer , anyone can claim to be a tax pay on Nairaland. Even , the one buying tickets for his daily keke operations, will tell you, he has been paying tax
Buharist,don't worry, no one will attack Buhari over this... No give yourself HBP grin
Politics › Re: COVID-19:My Fellow Nairalanders, See What I Received From USA Govt.PHOTOS by Jokerman(m): 7:22pm On May 21, 2020
Chidexter:
Use 200 dollars out of the money to study English Language
Otele. Who English help??
Politics › Re: COVID-19:My Fellow Nairalanders, See What I Received From USA Govt.PHOTOS by Jokerman(m): 7:20pm On May 21, 2020
Trump for 2020...

God forbid Americans vote sleepy joe grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:19pm On May 21, 2020
So Barcelona want to sell Greizmann... Lol... Messi just dey kill people career grin
Career › Re: Should I Expose Them? by Jokerman(m): 6:56pm On May 21, 2020
Fabulouzjoseph:
Life itself is not fair. Suffering and pain is part of human existence.

You are in a dilema any action you take now you will still end up hurting someone.


If you report: you are going to put your co-workers and their family in trouble, they will lose their job and they will also go to jail if not for life.

If you choose not to report you will be harming the md and she might lose her business.

either ways you are going to hurt people.

And as such i will advice you to focus on yourself and mind your business.
A thief is supposed to be arrested and prosecuted, then sent to jail... Why must you steal to spoil another man business?? Don't you know you that support a thief is also a thief?? (Romans 1:28)

OP... Please report to the madam, and tell her not to mention your name
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Fish That Lived Around 380 Million Years Ago Found In Sahara Desert (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 5:20pm On May 21, 2020
homerac7:
Lol. "Noah's flood" did not kill the dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were wiped out in a K-T event, most likely an asteroid that impacted the earth at Chicxulub,Mexico, some 66 million years ago.

When did your "Noah's flood" happen again?
Shut it. All lies. Many animals died during the great deluge including the Nephilim and Giants of old...
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Fish That Lived Around 380 Million Years Ago Found In Sahara Desert (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 5:19pm On May 21, 2020
kingxsamz:
What will you say about those who believe that Methusela in the bible lived for 969 years?
I await your response. cheesy
The Bible is the word of God. God does not lie.
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Fish That Lived Around 380 Million Years Ago Found In Sahara Desert (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 5:07pm On May 21, 2020
380 million years... Lol... So this one senior Dinosaur grin.... Science and lies angry cheesy grin
Education › Re: Locations Of The Newly-Approved 6 Federal Colleges Of Education by Jokerman(m): 12:34pm On May 21, 2020
Ekiadolor has always been there na... As earlier as 2008 gan sef
Education › Re: Private School Teachers Are Currently Benefiting From The Closure Of Schools. by Jokerman(m): 11:09am On May 21, 2020
Mrshape:
She should also employ married women only in her senior secondary school.

If you pay your teachers well you will have male teachers to work with you with there mind
No secondary school yet.... NCE holders collect 25k with lesson money of 1000 per child(if fees is paid completely), and there's room for private lesson so long the teacher doesn't charge the parent more than 2k a month, all done in the school
Education › Re: Private School Teachers Are Currently Benefiting From The Closure Of Schools. by Jokerman(m): 10:43am On May 21, 2020
Coolcalmcollect:
private school teacher that always feel they are smart, the only ones I still pay salary even in this lock down are the nce holders and those went to teaching institute....but you see those bsc, ond, hnd, dat just wanna teach cos they can't find jobs, no work no pay is the motto.
Lol... I dey tell you, and they are the ones always giving problem. I advised my mom to stop employing male teachers at her primary school, now she employs women especially married with NCE and ND... Now shes more at peace ...

I like your submission bro... It's just the best
Politics › Re: Oil Well Owners In Nigeria : Full List (2020) by Jokerman(m): 10:16am On May 21, 2020
Lol .. is it possible to retrieve the Wells from these individuals?
Sports › Re: Ronaldinho Is Better Than Messi – Cardetti by Jokerman(m): 10:12am On May 21, 2020
Numerouno94:
cheesy grin
No body eva compares Penaldo to Legends,buh Messi is constantly being compared to legends.

Where is Jokerman? we need ur thoughts on dis.
Everyone knows Ronaldo is already a legend.

Why not give your thoughts on the topic
Sports › Re: Ronaldinho Is Better Than Messi – Cardetti by Jokerman(m): 10:04am On May 21, 2020
Numerouno94:
lol. No b fight na?
Buh Jokerman nids to see dis.
Why not dispute what cardetti said grin
Education › Re: Private School Teachers Are Currently Benefiting From The Closure Of Schools. by Jokerman(m): 9:21am On May 21, 2020
Coolcalmcollect:
stop talking like who wants to be unfortunate in life, what's the assurance the tutor day wants 5k daily know book? I'm sure you're a teacher, most of you just looking for fast cash dats why school owners like myself treat y'all like shit
Most of the teachers in private schools are the ones doing themselves ..... Can you imagine a school, about 2 teachers are gathering it's pupils to do lesson in their homes?? The owner of the school just learnt about it..... Now tell me what they school owner will do when school resumes....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 9:49pm On May 20, 2020
Moving on to the international stage. Cristiano Ronaldo has saved Portugal on countless occasions. Today I will put this into stats.

The general notion is that Ronaldo for Portugal statpads vs bad teams and gets carried in tournaments. This couldn’t be further from the truth.

Ronaldo stats in international tournaments:

42 games
21 goals
11 assists.

People say he only scores vs bad teams in tournaments, let’s see if this is true.

Stats against top 10 teams in FIFA Ranking in tournaments:

19 games
10 goals
4 assists.
Ronaldo also has 10 KO G/A in international tournaments and all of them were important.

Euro 2004: 1 goal 1 assist vs Netherlands in a 2-1 Semi-Finalwin (T10 team)
Euro 2008: assist vs Germany in a 2-3 QF loss (T10 team)
Euro 2012: goal vs Czech Rep. in a 1-0 QF win (T10 team)

Euro 2016:
- 1 assist vs Croatia in a 1-0 RO16 win. (Winning assist)
- 1 goal 1 assist vs Wales in a 2-0 Semi-Final win. (Winning goal)

Portugal vs Hungary: Euro 2016 group stage, a game they had to draw to go on to the KO stage. Ronaldo comes up clutch with 2 goals and 1 assist to push Portugal through to the KO stage.

Portugal v Sweden: WCQ 2014. Ronaldo scores a hattrick v Sweden to send Portugal to the WC.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 9:45pm On May 20, 2020
Ronaldo also has an assist in a UCL final which makes it 5 G/A in this stage of the competition.

The next two players in this category are:
Gareth Bale - 3 goals 1 assist
Marcelo - 1 goal 3 assists

There are also some players with 3 G/A in UCL finals.


Ronaldo stats in domestic cup finals:

3 games
3 goals
2 match winning goals

One of these goals came vs one of the best football teams ever assembled, 2010/11 Barcelona. Ronaldo opened the scoring with a stunning header in Extra Time and won Real Madrid the Copa del Rey.


Now let’s look at Club World Cup finals.

Ronaldo is the all time CWC top scorer, and also the top scorer in finals.

Ronaldo’s CWC final stats:

4 games
4 goals
1 assist
2 game winning goals
1 game winning assist

Now, league winning games.

Ronaldo has single-handedly won the league for Real Madrid twice.

In 2011/12 he silenced the Camp Nou with the famous “calma calma” shattering Barcelona’s title hopes. In 2016/17 in a must-win last matchday game vs Malaga, Ronaldo scored the winner.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 9:43pm On May 20, 2020
Now, let’s check out UCL Finals, some of the biggest games there are in all of football. This graphic shows Ronaldo is the top UCL final scorer of all time with 4 goals. He is also the only person to score in three (3) UCL finals.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 9:41pm On May 20, 2020
Proving once and for all that Cristiano Ronaldo is the best big game player ever. Didn’t think this was a debate but oh well.

Firstly, let’s address the criteria.

I will count the following as big games:

- Champions league KO stages
- Domestic cup finals (FA Cup, Copa del Rey, Coppa Italia)
- League deciding games
- Major international tournaments
- Club World Cup Finals


So let’s start. In Champions league KO stages, Ronaldo is BY FAR the best player ever. He has the most goals, most assists, and by some distance the most G/A per minutes.

Now, sometimes teams that play in the Round of 16 of the Champions League aren’t very good, so one might think Ronaldo scored most of his goals there and doesn’t do much later on.

However, this is very far from the truth.

Career › Re: Please HELP, My Boss Slashed My Salary Unjustly by Jokerman(m): 6:58pm On May 20, 2020
Yampotatocarrot:
NAA, I think he'll rather be jobless or own a shop throughout his life and never have anyone work for him.

Thanks for asking him that
Lol... Many of them don't know what employers go through especially upcoming businesses...
Celebrities › Re: Can you Eat This Snake Cake? by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On May 20, 2020
God forbid
Politics › Re: BREAKING: FEC Approves N623m For Customs To Buy Computers by Jokerman(m): 5:07pm On May 20, 2020
This one na countryhuh?
Career › Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On May 20, 2020
I pity you.... By the time Dem go use your destiny like how Esau traded his, your eye go clear...

Flee
Career › Re: Being A Storekeeper In This Country Nigeria, A Bad Experience by Jokerman(m): 4:23pm On May 20, 2020
Better run for life. If you die, the company will employ another, and learn from you to employ more than one hand... Or make your complaints
Career › Re: Please HELP, My Boss Slashed My Salary Unjustly by Jokerman(m): 2:33pm On May 20, 2020
Lol ... Greediness.

You see why some employers treat employees, coz when things take the curve, the employees bail and run grin

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