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Sports › Re: ⚽ Messi Makes Hat-trick Of Assists In Match Against Real Betis ⚽ by Jokerman(m): 5:16am On Feb 11, 2020
Lol... Messi fans no let us hear word

As if this is Messi first time to do it or perhaps he's the first player to do this grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: INEC Recruitment 2020. How To Apply by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Feb 10, 2020
Lolsssss....

Time to change my name to Muhmad Jubril gaskiya grin
TV/Movies › Re: Fashola: Nollywood Movies Promoting Money Rituals, Encouraging Kidnapping by Jokerman(m): 7:32pm On Feb 09, 2020
And what are you promoting as minister of power??
Family › Re: Don't Marry Me If You Won't Allow My Relations To Stay Or Visit Me. by Jokerman(m): 7:05pm On Feb 06, 2020
Waterview:
Stick to anything related to asslicking CR7 but not intelligent discussions like this.

Although you're entitled to your own opinion but I'll still have to tackle you on this........

I see no reason why my lovely extended family (my sweet mum, lovely siblings and most importantly my Grandma) shouldn't stay with me.

In this era of conditional love ( people only get married because of what they'll get, especially women), one shouldn't ignore those who stood by him during the trying times for a wife ( probably a non virgin who decided to settle down after exploring all sexual fantasies).

I will always treat my wife and extended family equally.

The era of true love is over.
Another Messi ass licker changes his monicker
Family › Re: Don't Marry Me If You Won't Allow My Relations To Stay Or Visit Me. by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On Feb 06, 2020
This is a foolish write up.... I pity you... Try these and see how your end will be

Relatives can visit but not come to live with you.. Rent a room for them...

A word is enough
Sports › Re: Guardiola Believes The Premier League Must Be Concerned By Clubs Getting 100 by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On Feb 05, 2020
Lol... Why didn't warn them in Spain when Mourinho Madrid clicked triple figures or when Tito Villanova did it??

Clown
Romance › Re: The Sacrifices Of Your Dad You Never Knew About. by Jokerman(m): 5:38am On Feb 05, 2020
RIP to my Dad too... Oh I wish I could see him physically again...

He was a great man, friend and Dad
Sports › Re: Football Star, Cristiano Ronaldo Celebrates Clocks 35 Drop Birthday Wishes by Jokerman(m): 3:22am On Feb 05, 2020
Happy birthday C.Ronaldo

My wishes for you are

Portugal World Cup
6 FIFA ballondor
UCL with Juve
European golden boot and Italian golden boot
Euros 2020 golden ball

God bless you bro
Romance › Re: I Want To Start A Career As A Pickpocket. Advise Needed by Jokerman(m): 12:26pm On Feb 03, 2020
So because then thief your #10 phone, you wan become ole barawo?
Travel › Re: Okada And Keke Ban In Lagos: How Is It In Your Area? by Jokerman(m): 12:03pm On Feb 03, 2020
Zooposki:
When will they ban all the yellow and rickety buses?
Oluomo and Tinubu boys buses that pay per day??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:19am On Feb 01, 2020
Is it true Barcelona signed lingard?
Sports › Re: 8 Goals! Ronaldo Scores More Than The Whole Barcelona Squad In 2020 by Jokerman(m): 6:36pm On Jan 28, 2020
Who careshuh? grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:08pm On Jan 26, 2020
tesppidd:
Ahn Ahn

Why are you confusing yasef?

You started off comparing a player who has played in different counties versus a player who has played in one country.

I gave you examples of players who have played in one country but are better than some who have played in many countries.

Now you're bringing individual award.

Do you know where you are at all?
I only replied you

What makes Messi greater than Ibrahimovic??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:25pm On Jan 26, 2020
calculator123:
Ibrahimovic won the Europa league, La liga(if I am not mistaken), Seria A, French Ligue, Dutch league, French Super cup, English Super cup.
Balottelli won the EPL with Manchester city, UCL with Inter, English FA cup, 3 times Seria A winner, Italian cup winner.

So we can proudly call them champions who have conquered virtually every league they played in.

Going by your logic, can you say the travelling sales men in Zlatan and Mario are better than the Kiosk Sales man in Pele who played almost all career in Santos Fc?
What individual honours do Ibrahimovic and Balottelli have over Pele??

Or what differentiates Messi from Ibrahimovic??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:23pm On Jan 26, 2020
tesppidd:
You don come again ooo

Anyway the same way Raul can be greater than Pedro.

Or Maldini greater than Dani Alvez.
What individual honour does Pedro have??

What individual honour does Dani have over Maldini?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Fulham : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 26th January 2020 by Jokerman(m): 1:23pm On Jan 26, 2020
Another wailing fir Barcelona fans [right][/right] grin
Man city 0 Fulham 2
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:09pm On Jan 26, 2020
calculator123:
I hope you can say the same about Balotelli, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, and Pele
Pele was a champion. Still the GOAT

In what teams were either ibrahimovic or Balottelli champions??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:12pm On Jan 26, 2020
tesppidd:
They?

Who is they?


As far as am aware, nobody here on this thread expects consistency for a 34 year old Ronaldo.

Mess and Ronaldo weren't even 100 percent consistent at 27 years old, talkless of now.

All we want you to do is accept that Ronaldo is second to Messi.

Once you do, everybody goes home happy.
How can a one team champion be greater than a 4 team champion??
Romance › Re: . by Jokerman(m): 7:36am On Jan 26, 2020
Then break up with her then
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:35pm On Jan 25, 2020
paradigmshift:
Messi played well. Blame his team mates
11 shots with none in target, played well??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:26pm On Jan 25, 2020
Is this the team that wants to win the UCL grin

Crime › Re: Female Pastor Remanded In Prison For N23m Scam by Jokerman(m): 7:55pm On Jan 24, 2020
See as she do her hair like SU grin

Na this kind woman dey know those wey be sinner while she does worse
Sports › Re: Manchester United's Move For Bruno Fernandes Is OFF Due To £68m Valuation by Jokerman(m): 7:03am On Jan 24, 2020
Choi.... This man utd sef....

No wonder Pogba wan comot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 23rd January 2020 by Jokerman(m): 9:19pm On Jan 23, 2020
Barcelona fans wailing here[right][/right]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 23rd January 2020 by Jokerman(m): 9:18pm On Jan 23, 2020
Astark:
Farmers league
My Fellow Barcelona fn, when man shitty eon the league, remember you didn't call it farmers league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolves Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 23rd January 2020 by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Jan 23, 2020
Horlatunjeee:
ONLY BARCELONA CAN BEAT THIS LIVERPOOL TEAM grin grin
Lol... Barcelona wey no fit beat Ibiza??

Barvelona and Man utd, I no know who go win �
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 2) On 22nd January 2020 by Jokerman(m): 11:29pm On Jan 22, 2020
Who cares Solksjaer is better than Lingardo

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Changed The Formation Of Their Team Of The Year To Accommodate Ronaldo. by Jokerman(m): 1:59am On Jan 20, 2020
eni4real:
How is being the best in the World related to Maradona??

Maradona is past tense...

He was only good in 1 world cup like Thomas Muller!!!

Maradona is a retired old player with no Ballon d'or and a failed coach. Siasia is better than him!!!

He is not a current player..

Just an old player who was a 1 world cup wonder!! No UCL, no FIFA best awards!!!
Tell us what Nessi has done for Argehtina... Stop blabbing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th January 2020 by Jokerman(m): 1:53am On Jan 20, 2020
DaddySoftapple:
If its for Manchester city to keep winning it back to back for 100 years, then all Barcelona fans worldwide will be glad and happy because we love Guadiola.

Don't worry nothing will make me happy In Life than seeing Barcelona meet Liverpool again this season in the champions league quarter finals.

I swear i will go to Church for Thanksgiving.

Make you con see baptism of fire for Liverpool head.

Based on the order of the Peaky blinders.
Lol... You wey no fit beat Granada?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th January 2020 by Jokerman(m): 7:33pm On Jan 19, 2020
DaddySoftapple:
It affects Barcelona because Guadiola is the coach of Manchester city.

No Barcelona fan will support Liverpool when Guardiola is the coach of Manchester City.

Based on the order of the Peaky blinders.
Lolssss.... But you've won the league twice already Na... Why not care about Barcelona fortunes in the UCL rather??

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th January 2020 by Jokerman(m): 7:31pm On Jan 19, 2020
grin

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