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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:22pm On Feb 23, 2020
Imagine Messi going goalless in 4 games and Benzema still stuck where he is grin

Shebi den say na Ronaldo no make am score goals..... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 8:21pm On Feb 23, 2020
Imagine Messi going goalless in 4 games and Benzema still stuck where he is grin

Shebi den say na Ronaldo no make am score goals..... grin
Sports › Re: Messi Becomes The First Player Ever To Reach 1000 Goal Contributions by Jokerman(m): 8:09pm On Feb 23, 2020
mtinfx:
La liga is easy
Hazard best epl player missing in la liga
La liga is easy
But your unbeaten kings in epl got reset a some days ago
By a very weak atletico struggling to win games in la liga useless overhyper seria A and epl
Same seria a . Granny won highest goal scorer
Same seria a lukaku and immobile are shining
Seria tough my ass
A league that Juventus has turned to water dispenser in their parlour that dispense trophy every year

The Portuguese fraud left when Perez denied him the contract he wanted

undecided
Atalanta 4 Valencia 0
Wolves 4 Espanol abi Getaway 0
Liverpool 4 barca 0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:31pm On Feb 23, 2020
Napoli 2 Barca 0
Sports › Re: Messi Becomes The First Player Ever To Reach 1000 Goal Contributions by Jokerman(m): 6:06pm On Feb 23, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Stop spewing thrash. There hasn't been any player better than Messi and until he fails as a coach... You are not allowed to write such libel.
Pele
Maradona
Ronaldinho
Ronaldo
Zidane

Better footballers than Messi... "Footballing skills and techniques only "
Sports › Re: Messi Becomes The First Player Ever To Reach 1000 Goal Contributions by Jokerman(m): 6:02pm On Feb 23, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Sorry Man but you're crazily dumb.

A six-time balloon d'Or winner isn't as good as he used to be?

The first footballer to win sportsman of the year award isn't as good as he used to be?

The highest playing, scoring, passing playmaker isn't as good as he used to be?

The GREATEST OF ALL TIME isn't as good as he used to behuh?

Where are you from?
Pele and Zidane have also been awarded the award before Messi
Sports › Re: 724 Goals In 999 Games: Ronaldo Set To Play His 1,000th Career Match by Jokerman(m): 11:06am On Feb 22, 2020
1000 games.....

A legend.
Sports › Re: Which Premier League Team Is Bigger Than Barcelona? by Jokerman(m): 11:00am On Feb 22, 2020
Igbosmoker:
grin maradona, rivaldo, Brazilian Ronaldo etc etc
They aren't your legends
Sports › Re: Which Premier League Team Is Bigger Than Barcelona? by Jokerman(m): 9:48am On Feb 22, 2020
Igbosmoker:
grin no big superstar would like to play in man u, Chelsea and arsenal lol
Clown.... Even Madrid your baba don't make mouth like these

Apart from Messi, Ronaldinho, Xavi and iniesta which other legend does barcelona have??

Moreover apart from Messi and Suarez, what big player plays for Barca?
Politics › Re: Nigerians React As Lagos State Replaces Keke Napep/okada With Golf Cart (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 3:06am On Feb 20, 2020
Rossippi:
So until we have perfect roads we must all ride in keke?

The way some of you reason is just crazy.

You just criticise for the sake of criticising.

Out of impulse.

Sometimes try and use your head.
Just say this new thingy is yours contract cash out grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 8:36pm On Feb 19, 2020
Dollywood:
But they're still the 2nd team of the century with the most the trophies in history of football.
Copa Del Rey trophies?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:33pm On Feb 19, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Yo... You're a murderer of Confidence.
I have to convict you for killing whatever hopes these CR7 miscreants had before your comment.


But you're free to walk around. You spoke the truth and justice is duly served.


To the poster, I think you already know what idolizing CR7 is all about. Just pump in goals, then you're on the same level as him but you see that Barcelona midget, it takes much more than that.
What does CR7 have more assists than Messi in the UCL?
Phones › Re: Who Still Has Memories Of These Nokia Phones? (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:07am On Feb 19, 2020
emeijeh:
I saw my N95 8gb last week in one of my old bag, powered it on.

It still came on.
Nokia!

sefan.ru
waptrick.com

Those 2 sites suffer for legends hand
If you know, you know.
Lolsss.... Sefan.run

Www.mtnonline.com.sefan.ru cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:43am On Feb 19, 2020
FirstbornWds:
And the almighty raining kings of EPL played the seventh-ranked team in La Liga without registering a shot on target.

Where's that bum-thinking Obainojazz abi na obinuju way sabi rant about the complexity of premier league defenders?

If the Liverpool team I saw today is the same one dominating the EPL with over 22 points, I can only but say EPL IS A GLORIFIED FARMER'S LEAGUE.

Like... Not even one shot on goalhuh? Absolutely ridiculous.
Liverpool that trashed you?? Yiu should be ashamed undecided
Sports › Re: BREAKING: Lionel Messi Wins The Laureus Sportsman Of The Year Award For 2019 by Jokerman(m): 12:40am On Feb 19, 2020
ThierryJay:
Congratulations to Lionel Messi, the greatest player of his generation, for another landmark achievement.

He keeps breaking boundaries adding yet another feather to his cap as THE ONLY SOCCER PLAYER TO WIN THE PRESTIGIOUS LAUREUS SPORTSMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD. To highlight the importance of this award, the maximum record is held by Roger Federer, who is a five time winner of the award.

The organizers, in recognition of Messi's incredible individual contributions on the field of play, had to break their protocol of not considering team based games for the award. A testament to Messi's individual brilliance on the pitch across all key parameters i.e goalscoring, playmaking, dribbling, passing long or short, technique, control, free-kicks name it.

As seen in the last few games for Barcelona, even when Messi is not scoring, he remains crucial than ever for the team's results. He created barca's last six consecutive assists across three games. The first player to do so in a top-tier European league in a long while.

The GOAT undisputed.

cc: Lalasticlala , Mynd44
O shut it...messi won it coz of ehat he achieved this year not because he created chances or assisted....

Why do you think Bolt or Federer or Hamilton won it??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:05pm On Feb 18, 2020
biomustry:
How many clubs did he play for?
2 clubs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:46am On Feb 18, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Nah. He's second-best after Messi
There's nothing Messi has won or done that pele hasn't, but theres what Pele has done that messi hasn't

This is the correct list for greatest ever footballers

Pele
Maradona

Zidane
Delima
Cr7
Messi
Cryuff
Di stefano
Beckenbauer
Dinho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:38am On Feb 18, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Rather, it is based on insecurity. Ronaldo knows he has a standard he looks up to (Messi) and he's trying very hard to prove that he's on the same level as the standard. So, he'd rather pay a working PR team to help him stay relevant at all costs.

Everyone knows who the best player to have ever played football is. There's no need to blow hot air about it.


MESSI UNDISPUTED.
The best ever to play football is Pele
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Is An Iphone 11 User, Blasts Jenniferlopez For Still Using Iph by Jokerman(m): 9:21am On Feb 18, 2020
Kai grin

All these girls wey sugar daddy dey but things for sef � grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:05am On Feb 18, 2020
Vykinx:
funny thing is that messi won the award everywhere is normal but if nah Penaldo win am, they would have burn down this thread, shut down nairaland front page with different post, even shut down Twitter ( that's the first place tho) but anyway all hail KING MESSI
Respect is reciprocal

Ronaldo is an enigma not just a one club pony
Education › Re: Woman Takes Her Daughter To School With Bicycle (Picture) by Jokerman(m): 9:02am On Feb 18, 2020
EVILFOREST:
PLEASE, can I hold onto that WAISTLINE till I get to school..??
A married woman??

Guy fear God
Health › Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by Jokerman(m): 8:23am On Feb 18, 2020
Lol.... I don laff tire....

Allthese egofilled medical doctors sef grin
Health › Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by Jokerman(m): 7:43pm On Feb 17, 2020
Meninmen:
What is this one saying. The fellowship certificate that a consultant holds is far superior than a PHD.

Before you can become a consultant in the medical field, you will have to train for 3 years. Then you go and write your part 1 exams. After passing your part 1 exam, you train for another 3 years, in which you must submit your dissertation and sit for another exam called part 2 exam. After passing your part 2 exam, you become a fellow (consultant, for easy understanding). That means, for a doctor to become a consultant, you must have spent a minimum of 6 years in training (including writing papers). Minimum I said, because in some areas you spend 7 years or more.

How many years do you spend to get your PhD?

Let me stop here. But don't ever equate lecturing in the medical field and other fields because lecturing in medical field requires clinical experience which you don't need your PhD to get.

I don't expect you to understand. This matter is deeper than you think
Do you know what it takes to become an engineering consultant??

All these medical protégés making mouth here sef
Health › Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by Jokerman(m): 3:32pm On Feb 17, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
it involves the step of the PhD without the title.

Medicine is an apprenticeship. Pls keep that in mind
Engineering is what??
Law is what??

Do you see engineers complaining as youse all the time??
Health › Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by Jokerman(m): 1:52pm On Feb 17, 2020
NubianX:
Ignorance is a disease, and that's what you just displayed here. Not even in US Ivy league institutions are general discipline certifications ever equated with the noble, hierarchically progressive medical education. The years of training for a typical medical specialty or fellowship are even more than that of common discipline doctorate.

If this RUBBISH is allowed, even a medical student can easily bag a PhD while still an undergrad... grin

Reason:
1. Most PhDs today can be bagged online and
2. Medical students are pragmatically smarter than other category of students.

NUC or Anybody wonders why medical school grades are left at just Pass/Fail and not the elementary A, B, C, D & F obtained in other purely academic disciplines?
How can a medical doctor that doesn't know mathematics be smarter than an engineer?

A doctor what can't design a room?? angry
Health › Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by Jokerman(m): 1:49pm On Feb 17, 2020
Oracle23:
Those doctors spend 6 years to get BSc n MSc, they spend 4 - 6 years as resident doctors to become consultants, it would be evil for them to need to spend another 4 - 6 years to get a PhD
Itd the same for engineer

5 years- BSc
3 years - MSc
4 years- PhD

4 years residency(work experience)- Certified Engineer

Yet you don't see us complaining. Remember Engineering also deals with lives, more so properties
Health › Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by Jokerman(m): 1:41pm On Feb 17, 2020
Cptflint:
We should be praying that academic union wins this ippis war with FG.. Because if they loss.. We won't be here talking about PhD and residency.. Because the teaching hospitals won't be paying us our honorary consultants salary..
It will be terrible.. Because we won't earn salary from the teaching hospital and the universities again...
So doctors can be fraudulent as well??
Health › Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On Feb 17, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
A residency of 5-6 years is more rigorous than a PhD.
Does it make it a PhD?
Health › Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by Jokerman(m): 1:23pm On Feb 17, 2020
blowjohn:
Which stupid rigors?
Can u compare a medical professor to other professors?
Ur comparing ordinary PhD to the rigors of becoming a professor in the clinical sciences?
What value does it add to teaching cos teaching of medical students is more of a practical thing if one wants results.
Is it only medical students that undergo these rigors?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:45am On Feb 16, 2020
To many barking messians on this thread �
Sports › Re: Pep Guardiola Fears He Could Be Sacked If City Loses To Real Madrid by Jokerman(m): 12:03am On Feb 14, 2020
Barca fans will disagree
Science/Technology › Re: 330-Million-Year-Old Shark's Head Fossilized In Kentucky Cave Found By Scientist by Jokerman(m): 4:01pm On Feb 13, 2020
TorukMakto:
Men didn't evolve from apes,

Men shared same ancestors with apes.

The world have been existing for hundreds of million years ago before human life formed,
Lies... What million of years...

Take it or leave it. The earth is about 6200 years

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