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Sports › Re: I Pray To See Napoli Loose Through The Season by Jokerman(m): 11:45am On Nov 10, 2019
Lol
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Replies Sugabelly Lotanna Odunze Who Said He's A Bad Actor by Jokerman(m): 11:01am On Nov 10, 2019
lol... Bitterbelly has finally trended grin

She's just like Pessi fans who discredit every legend to play football to set their own on a pedestal grin
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On Nov 10, 2019
timizeus:
bros have u forgotten Lionel messi � sevilla super cup
You are right bro... I remember
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 9:12am On Nov 10, 2019
jeffrey1596:
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Forget sentiments, how many assist does ronaldo have to his name? . dont beef messi abeg, he doesn't do tap-ins unlike your ronaldo that gets mad if he isn't given the ball. Just leave them and let them enjoy their lives. messi has sacrificed more assists than goals. Ronaldo just cant help it, he prefers to score. They're different.
Bro Ronaldo has up to 220 career assists o
Education › Re: Woman Suffers Heart Attack Trying To Explain Math Problem To Son by Jokerman(m): 9:02am On Nov 10, 2019
Duggedised12:
your mama ,the real one is my madam,she retired and made me the senior girl grin. Tho she still takes small boys to enjoy herself. I wonder how your weaklin of a dad is still alive seeing how emasculated he is ,poor thing cry
Why should you bring someone's mother into it?? That's not fair... Face yourselves
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 6:42am On Nov 10, 2019
olutop:
It does, if you don't play you have no chance of scoring.
Do you know under Sarri Higuain break the highest number of goals scored in a single season in serie A, scoring 36goals and over 40 in all competition that season... I watch Juve match a lot, the team is not set up like Madrid or Portugal. Everyone in that Juve team want to score and Ronaldo can't score often with Higuain on d pitch the guy is not Benzema...leaving Ronaldo to just scoring Penalties and scanty open play goals.
Lol.. In 2012, under Mourinho, Ronaldo Benzema Higuain scored over 100 total goals

Sarri Juve is not good at it
Sports › Re: Messi Scores Hat-trick Against Celta Vigo by Jokerman(m): 6:38am On Nov 10, 2019
Seyilome:
Ok let assumed that Argentina won 2014 world cup,and their 2 copas cup. You wouldn't say that ,did Ronaldo play in final of euro ?,no. Can Ronaldo ever win player of the tournament in a world cup.?
Oga we both know, Messi was gifted that golden ball... Well who cares

2 national team trophies over golden balls grin
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 6:32am On Nov 10, 2019
olutop:
Messi and Ronaldo both had 46 club career freekicks
. Ronaldo had 8 for Portugal messi had 6 for Argentina...and when you talk of total club career goals Messi has 612 goals Ronaldo has 607 goals with Ronaldo having played over a 100 games than messi, and the assists case is still there.....Ronaldo is yet to score a free kick or hat- trick in serie A, I guess the guy is getting old plus the team mates are not ready to play 4 him.
Does number of games really matter??

Not team mates but coach.. Sarri never plays above 2-1
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 6:22am On Nov 10, 2019
toprealman:
Did you check number of matches played?
This?? grin

Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 6:21am On Nov 10, 2019
olutop:
Egbon where did you see your stat Ronaldo had 311 LA liga goals and messi had more goals than him in that time frame, Messi has scored 2 free kicks in 2 matches b4 scoring 2 last night making it 3. Ronaldo have not scored a single free kick goal since he arrived Juventus after over 60 attempts...If you don't know messi and Ronaldo record please ask we will school you or ask google
I wasn't talking of only Laliga goals... I was talking of total Real Madrid goals

Yeah I know Ronaldo hasn't scored any freekick goal for Juve, however Messi still below him in total career free kicks, and may I ask,seems all the 52 free kicks are for Barcelona grin
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 6:19am On Nov 10, 2019
anigbajumo:
No b only Madrid he has did it many times and still doing it now...Both present and past,deal with it sir.
Oga this is the first time Messi is scoring 2 free kicks in a match hence the hyping as usual.... grin
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 6:10am On Nov 10, 2019
anigbajumo:
Hahahaha,messi has scored two freekick against Madrid wen ur said Ronaldo was even their on the pitch with him, shame no catch u...
Oga Messi had scored Madrid freekick only once in a match...

Scoring freekicks is no big deal, Wetin Juninho, Beckham, cr7, Dinho, Carlos dey score too?
Sports › Re: Messi Scores Hat-trick Against Celta Vigo by Jokerman(m): 6:05am On Nov 10, 2019
Seyilome:
The one that is always funny to me is that they will say Messi should go to another club,so is it stone that they are playing in the other clubs?
That's because he hasn't performed enough for Argentina na grin
Sports › Re: Messi Scores Hat-trick Against Celta Vigo by Jokerman(m): 6:03am On Nov 10, 2019
Astark:
don't mind that dwarf.

Since 15 years he has only won Olympic best player, FIFA world cup best player, 2x copa america best player while ronaldo won none but ronaldo is the best because he works hard and change league.

Ronaldo is the worst free kick taker in seria a ever because seria a is hard.

Messi now has more club goals than ronaldo despite playing lesser games(over 100)

Messi has more assists.

But ronaldo is better because he works hard and show abs.

Goat ronaldo
Lol... Olympic best player grin

Well until Messi meets this record

EPL best player
Laliga best player
SerieA best player

And Messi doesn't have 2 COPA America best player
Sports › Re: Messi Scores Hat-trick Against Celta Vigo by Jokerman(m): 6:01am On Nov 10, 2019
gurunlocker:
Please delete this thread..... Don't let the HALAFORZAGGMU fan see it.


They will start telling you story of how the best player in the last 78 years made a great performance in 1762.....
Lol... Bask in the now grin

Although we know Messi ain't the first to score two free kicks in one match
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 5:24am On Nov 10, 2019
anigbajumo:
Mumu,messi started as Barcelona starter wen Ronaldinho left Barca.Leo started as regular for Barcelona in 2007/2008 season which is just 2yrs after Mr tap in came which was after he hit the timelight and won best playe at United,he came and messi outshine him in goals,awards and assists despite fewer games.

Go and check messi statistics since wen Ronaldo arrived Madrid till wen he left,messi has more goals and assists than Ronaldo.

I guess u don't watch messi freekick yesterday and see another master class,Leo is now scoring freekick week in week out.The last time Mr challenge scored one, Wenger was still Arsenal Manager
C'mon shut it

Laliga Ronaldo had more goals than Messi, even in fewer matches... 459 goals in 430 games

Messi is just playing catch up, even Ronaldo has already score 2 free kicks in one match, TWICE.
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 5:21am On Nov 10, 2019
Lol... So Ronaldo had more hat tricks in Laliga than Messi before, although messi has been playing in Laliga before him??
Sports › Re: Oshoala's Tweet About Barcelona's Men's Team Causes Controversy. by Jokerman(m): 6:41am On Nov 08, 2019
Instead of her to criticize Messi for deceiving we the barcelonian fans that he would deliver UCL to us this year, she's busy criticizing ball
Crime › Re: Mexican Cop Who Arrested Ovidio Guzman Killed With 155 Rounds (Pics/Video) by Jokerman(m): 6:39am On Nov 08, 2019
US needs to enter this Mexico and clear these drugs bastards

Well CIA is still making money for now anyway
Properties › Re: Fees To Take Note Of When Renting An Apartment In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 5:50pm On Nov 07, 2019
CotenantNIG:
ill always say it nigerians are very wicked

the agents would eat those properties last last
I'm telling you... Some would still go as far as adding another 30k as caution fee for such

The thing just tire me... To rent a miniflat of 300k/yr, they expect someone to pay close to 500k for first
Properties › Re: Fees To Take Note Of When Renting An Apartment In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 4:34pm On Nov 07, 2019
Nigerians are just too wicked

A stupid thieving agent wanted to collect 70/70 for agency and commission from me, Na him I japa and warned him to desist from such evil
Health › Re: First New HIV Strain In 19 Years Identified by Jokerman(m): 3:19pm On Nov 07, 2019
Honestly this HIV is a bastard

The foolish virus can mutate and evolve sha... I believe the virus is spiritual
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester City: UCL (1 - 1) On 6th November 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:21pm On Nov 06, 2019
City will always be 2nd to United in Manchester

Barcelona
Man city all going out

Juve for UCL just that Sarri is useless
Crime › Re: Lady Overpowers 2 Soldiers Trying To Flog Her In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 10:07pm On Nov 06, 2019
Iceking1:
I sorry for this one, be like say life dun tire am.... no sivilian dead or alive can beat a trained soldier, not possible in anyway, except that's not a soldier.
Some civilians are CIA in disguise
Properties › Re: Fees To Take Note Of When Renting An Apartment In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Nov 06, 2019
Agency fee and commission fee is the worse

How can I rent a mini for 300k, and you are asking for 70/70/30, instead of 50/50/20??

Agents fear God
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Ajax : UCL (4 - 4) On 5th November 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Nov 05, 2019
This Ajax go terminate Barca grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Slavia Prague: UCL (0 - 0) On 5th November 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:07pm On Nov 05, 2019
Lol... Story of Barca fans

Barca win- Messi ballondor
Barca lose- Valverde out

angry grin

Valverde Na shareholder, so he's going nowhere

I blame Pessi though for promising us UCL this season
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 8:39pm On Nov 05, 2019
Mhen if Messi reach Laliga now, he go be like big show

Common Sparta angry
Politics › Re: Gov Sanwolu, Call LASTMA To Order Before Is Too Late by Jokerman(m): 10:39pm On Nov 04, 2019
Lol... So make lastma no chop for this Buharific regime??

When you were sheepishly supporting Sanwo baba, you didn't think of tomorrow?? angry
Romance › Re: What Is Linda Ikeji's True Source Of Wealth by Jokerman(m): 10:31pm On Nov 04, 2019
Lol

When will you ask these thieves how they became billionaires??

Tinubu
Diezani
Obj
Amaechi
Lucky igbinedion
Alakija
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry: How I Benched Nwankwo Kanu At Arsenal by Jokerman(m): 1:10pm On Nov 03, 2019
openmine:
That's not true!
English man Mark Mcmanaman was at Liverpool before he left for Real Madrid...that was before when ronaldo was still a teen in the academy of sporting lisbon!
There are so many players who left EPL to other leagues even before ronaldo ever dreamt of coming to Manchester united from Lisbon!
Lol... I know... I mean Ronaldo was the most successful
Sports › Re: Thierry Henry: How I Benched Nwankwo Kanu At Arsenal by Jokerman(m): 8:41am On Nov 03, 2019
Henry was just a premiership champion until Barca changed his fortunes

Thank God for Cristiano Ronaldo that paved the way for EPL players in Europe smiley

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