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Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi Scores Stunning Volley Goal In Europa League Final, Fans React(Photos by Jokerman(m): 7:20am On May 30, 2019
MJBOLT:
that goal is as useless as man u this season,the goal did not win assnal the UEL just as man u did not win any trophy this season
Just as how Messi 2 goals against Liveepool were useless too grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal: Europa Cup Final (4 - 1) On 29th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:34pm On May 29, 2019
Why the coach go bench Iwobi dey play Ozil??

Maybe he no sabi say Ozil na another Messi; big game bottlers grin
Pets › Re: How Do I Make This Dog To Know Me & Not Attack Me? (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 5:26pm On May 29, 2019
Dogs are known to be greedy
Career › Re: 5 Things Every Employee Expects From The Management by Jokerman(m): 5:25pm On May 29, 2019
And what does management expect from employees??
Career › Re: Amaka Anku: HR Manager Shares Mail She Got From Prospective Employee by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On May 29, 2019
Lol... Ode HR

I have a company and I asked you to employ someone with immediate effect, and you start ranting about what he wrote to you because you are the HR

Aren't you the HR replaceable??
Romance › Re: Name A Nairalander Whose Comments Have Always Make Sense To You. by Jokerman(m): 4:28pm On May 29, 2019
Leriebloom:
Lol. How now?
My favourite food is vegetable soup and eba sef
Lol...... Lies.. I saw your Instagram pics o
Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thought You Have Ever Had? by Jokerman(m): 2:59pm On May 29, 2019
Dividing Nigeria
Sports › Re: Chelsea Agrees £115m Fee With Real Madrid For Eden Hazard by Jokerman(m): 1:36pm On May 29, 2019
Very good move.

Bale should be shifted out, or he will sit on the bench tire... Since Barca fans like him, let them buy him.... grin
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Wins His 6th European Golden Boot by Jokerman(m): 7:59am On May 29, 2019
theDEVILisHERE:
post 2004 football fans lack depth cause they know next to nothing about the "beautiful game of football"
what they know is football the sports
cause current football is nothing more than a sport, bland and routine. No thanks to money bags



C Ronaldo and Messi remain what they are the greatest footballers of a generation of low level talent
Nothing more

This is the era of media hype and shiit but it wouldn't change anything

You their fans can do ur dick measuring contest all you want, it would never change the truth

..lol at greatest ever
do u even know what that means?
These Messi fans know nothing bro.... They are just bland....
Politics › Re: May 29 1999- May 29 2019: How Have We Fared? by Jokerman(m): 7:38am On May 29, 2019
I prefer military rule
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jokerman(m): 2:40am On May 28, 2019
brosiye99:
Please where can I download The Pacific and Band of brothers? I got one site but each episode of each is close to 700mb. I need one with less mb and still clear.
Fztvseries.mobi
Celebrities › Re: Osas Ighodaro Ditches Her Wedding Ring by Jokerman(m): 1:33am On May 28, 2019
bercarray:
the way couples are divorcing this days e tire someone, poor people divorce we'd think it's money, and now rich people also. May God help us. Well a medical laboratory technician needs a job around ketu, ojota, alapere or ogudu hit me up 0701 176 5455
Try Hospitex, at Ojota....you can submit your CV there...
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Find Cheating So Easy Than Men? by Jokerman(m): 10:44pm On May 27, 2019
las las na deeperlife and chosen girl person go marry to have a little peace of mind
Romance › Re: Name A Nairalander Whose Comments Have Always Make Sense To You. by Jokerman(m): 5:52pm On May 26, 2019
Leriebloom does

Buh her ego is too big .... She does as if she doesn't eat Eba and ewedu
Romance › Re: Is There Truly Any Disadvantages Of Masturbation? by Jokerman(m): 10:15am On May 26, 2019
There is no disadvantage except you are a Christian because it falls under the category of sexual sins such as fornication, Adultery, Homosexuality, prostitution

So if you are a Christian , that's the disadvantage but medically, I don't know of any ED or so
Christianity Etc › Re: Lords Chosen Testimonies: Highway Robber Saved By God (Video, Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:06am On May 26, 2019
NPComplete:
Then u don't know what u are talking about.
I very well know
Christianity Etc › Re: Lords Chosen Testimonies: Highway Robber Saved By God (Video, Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:02am On May 26, 2019
NPComplete:
Lol mumu. Who told u I don't believe in God? Later u will claim u have the holy spirit but u can't even see what is in front of your nose.

I don't believe in that your lying church filled with illiterate morons led by a charlatan who organises fake miracles.
Lazarus Muoka doesn't organize miracles Oga
Christianity Etc › Re: Will Great Tribulation Take Place Before The Rapture? by Jokerman(m): 9:58am On May 26, 2019
SocialJustice:
This is how you deceive yourselves, the rapture is not the second coming of Christ.
Does tribulation precede the 2nd coming of Christ ??
Sports › Re: Messi Speaks On Leaving Barcelona This Summer by Jokerman(m): 7:28am On May 26, 2019
SilGent:
football analysts and coaches don't view football this way if so messi wouldn't have won the ballon d'or five times.
If so ibramovic should have won at least a ballon dor.

So the criteria to be a GOAT now means to play in different leagues and will a national trophy?


What happens to individual performances and titles?

It is obvious that you messi haters and cr7 fans have run out of points since messi outscored cr7 in career goals and are now basing their argument in different leagues and national cup as if it is being done by individual performance and ability to win national cup.

If it is by individual ability why is c ronaldo still on one national trophy while he had played alot of national competitions?

Where is ronaldo world cup trophy if it is only by individual performance?

All i see in all you say is just your personal opinion and it is so unfortunate that it is baseless.
Why?

Alot(sport analysts, coaches and players) have regarded/regards messi as GREATEST OF ALL TIME (goat) without even proving it in other leagues and you think it is easy. Ask ronaldo who has be jumping from one club to another just be ahead.

Messi has put a down alot of records and since the day he started playing football in newell junior boys his name has be written among the GOATs.

You hear people, sport analysts, coaches ascribing the name messi to some players like salah(africa messi), messi of goalkeepers etc.

And nobody has compared totti, giggs etc to messi.

Only haters and those that watch back of their tv set do that.
GOAT that has won nothing with his country.... Compared to other GOATs
Sports › Re: Valencia Players, Coach Celebrate After 2-1 Barca Copa Del Rey Final Win (Photos by Jokerman(m): 7:26am On May 26, 2019
SilGent:
Let be sincere here.
If messi doesn't score, there is a likelihood that no body else will score. And if he does, you may not see a single goal from others.

This barca team has casted and messi is saving their asses. Rest messi in all their games and watch as this team will be in 13th position in the league table.

60% of barca goals this season is scored by messi.
Oga Barca beat Madrid without Messi o
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Wins His 6th European Golden Boot by Jokerman(m): 7:24am On May 26, 2019
chiboy1116:
actually he has won the playmaker award 3 times already , so Ur the mumu grin.
Shut it... He has never won the playwr maker award... What year did he win it, and why did he win it??
Phones › Re: The Galaxy A Series! by Jokerman(m): 7:20am On May 26, 2019
Go to computer village for your tempered glass... I bought a 10D recently
Christianity Etc › Re: Will Great Tribulation Take Place Before The Rapture? by Jokerman(m): 7:14am On May 26, 2019
Some bible passages talked of great tribulation before the rapture.... Even the Lord Jesus Christ... The thing is confusing , the most important thing is to be found worthy at that day whether before or after tribulation..

Quoting the Lord Jesus Christ in Matthew 24:29-31..."29. Immediately after the tribulation of those days.........., 30. And then shall appear the sign of the son of man in heaven............, 31. And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a TRUMPET, and they shall gather his elect.............""
Christianity Etc › Re: Deeper Life Bible Church: The Nigerian Church That Has Stood The Test Of Time by Jokerman(m): 6:56am On May 26, 2019
Deeper life
The lords chosen
Mountain of fire

I respek these three churches
Sports › Re: Valencia Players, Coach Celebrate After 2-1 Barca Copa Del Rey Final Win (Photos by Jokerman(m): 11:59pm On May 25, 2019
I expect Messi to score hat trick... Buh can't deliver as usual..

No Higuain to blame, who I go blame nowhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Valencia: Copa Del Rey Final (1 - 2) On 26th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 10:09pm On May 25, 2019
How Messi won take win ballondor nowhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Valencia: Copa Del Rey Final (1 - 2) On 26th May 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:06pm On May 25, 2019
So no ballondor for Messi this year again
Romance › Re: Can't An Average Man Have Relationship In Peace Again, by Jokerman(m): 7:44pm On May 25, 2019
I was single during my NYSC days... I lived in a room self con then alone at Aba, and I was grateful for it... I had peace of mind, not to to think about giving woman money or whether she's cheating on me!!!
Sports › Re: Countless And Incredible Football Career Records Held By Lionel Messi by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On May 25, 2019
If Pessi must stay in Barcelona all through, then he must win either COPA or World Cup with Argentina to be amongst the GOATs... You cannot be in one club and play only 2 strong teams and 16 weak teams and keep winning, and claiming GOAT..

All players players considered to be GOATs, played for more than one club, won individual titles, a trophy and/or a senior national trophy

Some people claim Pelè played for only santos (which isn't true, since he played for New York Cosmos), however, he won individual and national trophy for his country

Pele

Maradona ( Napoli- best player and league; Barcelona- best player and league; Argentina- World Cup,Golden ball, COPA,)

Zidane (Juventus- league, best player ballondor; Real Madrid- league, UCL,ballondor and many more; France- World Cup golden ball, ballondor, Euros )

Ronaldo delima (Inter Milan, AC Milan, Barcelona, Real Madrid- best player awards, golden boot at different leagues, ballondor etc, Brazil- World Cup, COPA, Golden ball, golden boot)

CR7- (Man utd- Best player, golden boot, EPL, UCL ,FA cup, ballondor; Real Madrid -Laliga best player, golden boots, Laliga, UCL, ballondor; Juventus- Serie A, best player; Portugal- Euros, Silver ball, Silver boot, highest goal and assister)

Messi by pure football is amongst these names, Buh GOAT status is defined by football play and achievements... So for Messi to be GOAT, like his fans say, let him win something with Argentina pleaseeeee!!! Or else he would just be steps ahead of one club legends like Nedved, Giggs, Totti, Maldini etc, who of course aren't on any GOAT status
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Sports › Re: Messi Speaks On Leaving Barcelona This Summer by Jokerman(m): 12:21pm On May 25, 2019
If Pessi must stay in Barcelona all through, then he must win either COPA or World Cup with Argentina to be amongst the GOATs... You cannot be in one club and play only 2 strong teams and 16 weak teams and keep winning, and claiming GOAT..

All players players considered to be GOATs, played for more than one club, won individual titles, a trophy and/or a senior national trophy

Some people claim Pelè played for only santos (which isn't true, since he played for New York Cosmos), however, he won individual and national trophy for his country

Pele

Maradona ( Napoli- best player and league; Barcelona- best player and league; Argentina- World Cup,Golden ball, COPA,)

Zidane (Juventus- league, best player ballondor; Real Madrid- league, UCL,ballondor and many more; France- World Cup golden ball, ballondor, Euros )

Ronaldo delima (Inter Milan, AC Milan, Barcelona, Real Madrid- best player awards, golden boot at different leagues, ballondor etc, Brazil- World Cup, COPA, Golden ball, golden boot)

CR7- (Man utd- Best player, golden boot, EPL, UCL ,FA cup, ballondor; Real Madrid -Laliga best player, golden boots, Laliga, UCL, ballondor; Juventus- Serie A, best player; Portugal- Euros, Silver ball, Silver boot, highest goal and assister)

Messi by pure football is amongst these names, Buh GOAT status is defined by football play and achievements... So for Messi to be GOAT, like his fans say, let him win something with Argentina pleaseeeee!!! Or else he would just be steps ahead of one club legends like Nedved, Giggs, Totti, Maldini etc, who of course aren't on any GOAT status
Properties › Re: Different Types Of Apartments In Nigeria | Co-tenant by Jokerman(m): 12:52pm On May 24, 2019
In Lagos, all we know is;

1 room face me I face you (toilet and kitchen shared with other neighbors)

1 room self con (toilet and kitchen alone)

Room and parlour face me I face you (toilet and kitchen shared with other neighbors)

Room and parlor self con (toilet and kitchen inclusive)

2 bedroom
3 bedroom
4 bedroom

Duplex
Sports › Re: Rumours Of Guardiola To Juventus Are 'ridiculous'- Man City by Jokerman(m): 12:15pm On May 24, 2019
anonymous1759:
Has pep not won it beforehuh? Like I said earlier you're hating pep it's so obvious. smiley
Ok I just remembered Pep is the only coach to have won the UCL

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