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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off CR7 Boots After 600th Career Goal (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 4:13am On May 01, 2019
Umarzy:
Dude. Pele had a thousand goals because there were no offsides at that time and some of his goals counted which aggregated to a thousand were scored in unofficial games
Was Pele the only player at his time??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Venezuelan Military Truck Ran Into Citizens Protesting Against President Maduro by Jokerman(m): 8:30pm On Apr 30, 2019
OGHENAOGIE:
if dem born America make dem enta na...u think Putin ll fold his Arm and watch America do nonsense...like in Libya...moreover any intervention perhaps from UN must get d nod of Russia and China which ll not happen like d case of Syria...if America backs guiado Russia ll back maduro...
Lol... Russia will stop America??

Una don start una mouth again.... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Venezuelan Military Truck Ran Into Citizens Protesting Against President Maduro by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Apr 30, 2019
If America enters here like what they did against Saddam and Gadarffi, the whole world will call them muscle flexers.... Buh the world won't see this great wickedness
Sports › Re: If Barcelona Don't Improve Liverpool Will Tear Them Apart by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On Apr 30, 2019
Memberclub:
What a match. I wonder which team penaldo fans will be supporting. LoL
We will support the team(s) you've been supporting for the last 3 years...... grin grin
Sports › Re: If Barcelona Don't Improve Liverpool Will Tear Them Apart by Jokerman(m): 4:14pm On Apr 30, 2019
My annoyance is that Barca clowns think they are still the Barca of 2009-2012...

I think these new age Barca kids need to watch clips of how Barca played those days with Xavi, Iniesta, Messi and Dani alves, and see how Barca standards have fallen
Politics › Re: Aisha Abba-Kyari: Due Process Followed In Recruitment Of Kyari’s Daughter –NSIA by Jokerman(m): 9:46am On Apr 30, 2019
How does this news concern or benefit me??

Bastards
TV/Movies › Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Jokerman(m): 9:29am On Apr 30, 2019
When Josh Broslin wins an Oscar because of Thanos, then we can consider... However for now Heath ledger's Joker still stops
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 7 Unboxing - Other Smartphone Brands Better Sit Up by Jokerman(m): 6:52am On Apr 30, 2019
As at now

iPhone
Samsung
Huawei
Xiaomi




HTC
Infinix
Tecno
TV/Movies › Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Jokerman(m): 6:47am On Apr 30, 2019
hulk616:
so badass and DC fans are comparing overrated joker to thanos. Joker that committed suicide like a coward but thanos died like a god.
Oga... Heath ledger's joker is still the greatest villain
Politics › Re: Rivers APC Makes Peace With Wike by Jokerman(m): 7:58pm On Apr 29, 2019
This Wike is strong sha... Don't worry we will import Oluomo into river state to upgrade APC... You know Tinubu is the greatest politician in Nigeria and his influence covers the whole of SS and SE grin
Sports › Re: Why Are Barca Fans So Bitter About These Names by Jokerman(op): 7:49pm On Apr 29, 2019
uthlaw:
Mourinho that we beat like no tomorrow when he was at Madrid,real Madrid that we win 8 la liga out of 11 in new era....what our business with Ronaldo,our Lionel Messi is only compared with pele!
Until you beat this records, stop blabbing

Mourinho

Made Madrid lAliga best ever team by achieving 100 points in lAliga history and chasing Guardiola to sabbatical.. Lol..
Una hate Mourinho coz na him dey spoil una show ... Remember (Inter)

Madrid
33 lAliga and 13 UCL ... Lol... Abeg Wetin be new era huh??

Ronaldo
5 UCL Barca 5 UCL
EPL
LALIGA
SERIE A winner
International trophy winner too
Just like Pele
Phones › Re: Between Infinix And Xiaomi Phones, Which One Is Better by Jokerman(m): 5:44pm On Apr 29, 2019
Ifedith:
Upcoming expected price
Redmi 7 2gb 16gb...42k
Redmi 7 3gb 32gb...47500(unveiled)
Redmi 7 4gb 64gb...53500

Redmi Note 7 3gb 32gb...58k(unveiled)
Redmi Note 7 4gb 64gb...66900
Redmi Note 7 4gb 128gb...75500

Redmi Note 7 pro 6gb 128gb...105k
( Freebies, 11d tempered glass, custom case, original Xiaomi fresh earphones, Google services and tempered glass installation)

Free delivery Nationwide aside the pro
Another unveiling (expecting 4gb variants tonight.
Call to book urs o.

070three080two87
I want to get the Redmi 7 3gb/32gb
Sports › Re: Barcelona Will Be Frightening Next Season by Jokerman(m): 5:39pm On Apr 29, 2019
Which Barcelonahuh

I laugh in pessi COPA America retirement this year grin
Sports › Re: Angola Becomes First Country To Build Football Stadium On Water. by Jokerman(m): 5:37pm On Apr 29, 2019
"Under 6 months"

Just imagine if this project was to be done in Nigeria....

Nigerians una need God
Politics › Re: Lagos, Rivers, Ogun, Delta Made N2.71tn IGR In Five Years by Jokerman(m): 12:58pm On Apr 29, 2019
Iriruaga100:
Bros, delta has far better infrastructure than Ogun state. Don't argue
How many L.G.A are in delta??

Apart from Asaba, Warri etc... Tell us any other Place in Delta that is up there ??
Politics › Re: Lagos, Rivers, Ogun, Delta Made N2.71tn IGR In Five Years by Jokerman(m): 12:08pm On Apr 29, 2019
Yet Delta and Ogun look like slums
Sports › Re: Why Are Barca Fans So Bitter About These Names by Jokerman(op): 8:40am On Apr 29, 2019
cr7lomo:
But they haven't won bk to bk champions league??
Lol... This may be the reason Barcelona fans are always bitter
Sports › Re: The Moment Barcelona Won The 2018/2019 La Liga by Jokerman(m): 8:11pm On Apr 28, 2019
anonymous1759:
I'm not, no Copa America player is close to Messi at the moment. Neymar flopped . Mention anyone who you know his close?
Lol... Let's see this scenario... What if

Messi wins

LAliga
LAliga golden boot
European golden boot
COPA del Rey

Salah
EPL
EPL golden boot
UCL
AFCON
AFCON golden boot
European super cup
World club cup

Ronaldo
SerieA
SerieA golden boot
Supercopa italia

If all these happened, who do you think would win the ballondor...

I agree Messi is leading now, but pray he wins UCL, coz we both know he won't perform well at the COPA
Sports › Re: The Moment Barcelona Won The 2018/2019 La Liga by Jokerman(m): 8:04pm On Apr 28, 2019
anonymous1759:
I'll buy free Sniper for you grin grin grin grin
Lol... As I mentioned COPA, you want to chicken away..... grin.. I understand my Barca fan�
Sports › Re: The Moment Barcelona Won The 2018/2019 La Liga by Jokerman(m): 8:01pm On Apr 28, 2019
anonymous1759:
It's because of the World cup. That was the major completion. But this season it's just league and Champions League. And Messi is the over all best. Console yourself on time. Messi is setting another hurdle for Ronaldo. 6 times Ballon 'OR
Lol... Let him fail at the UCL first coupled with his already destined failure at this years COPA America as usual na... Then we'd see
Sports › Re: Why Are Barca Fans So Bitter About These Names by Jokerman(op): 7:55pm On Apr 28, 2019
1. Is there anything their best coach has won that Mourinho hasn't won?

2. Is there anything there best ever player has won in world football that cristiano Ronaldo hasn't won??

3. Is there anything the club has ever won that Real Madrid hasn't won??

So why this bitterness and discrediting ??
Sports › Why Are Barca Fans So Bitter About These Names by Jokerman(op): 7:52pm On Apr 28, 2019
Mourinho

Cristiano Ronaldo

Real Madrid
Sports › Re: The Moment Barcelona Won The 2018/2019 La Liga by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Apr 28, 2019
anonymous1759:
Nobody is close to him in the whole Europe.... Golden boot secured, uefa top scorer secured plus league, Copa derey final plus UCL semi final.. Get ready for the heart break grin grin grin grin grin
Oga last year, Ronaldo was all these, and we know what happened
Sports › Re: The Moment Barcelona Won The 2018/2019 La Liga by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Apr 28, 2019
prodigyhenry:
They were still second to real Madrid
Are they not still 2nd to Madrid... Or can you compare barcelona as a club to Madrid??

Remember during Ronaldinho , Barca win lAliga back to back and UCL, and Ronaldinho also won ballondor back to back... So stop making it seem Barca hasn't been good before Messi
Sports › Re: The Moment Barcelona Won The 2018/2019 La Liga by Jokerman(m): 7:47pm On Apr 28, 2019
anonymous1759:
Messi is the next world best hope you knowhuh Champions league or no Champions grin grin grin grin grin grin
Lol... Let Messi not win champions league 1st and see who will give him world best
Politics › Re: How Will You Rate Fashola's Performance As Minister Of Power? by Jokerman(m): 7:05pm On Apr 28, 2019
babatunde324:
check here
Guy why can't you sell your papa house and put on these your sure odds na... Abeg you no like better thing??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:50pm On Apr 28, 2019
Why Chelsea fans like to dey hype Hazard sef??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:15pm On Apr 28, 2019
De Gea sef.... Ronaldo Wetin you take stone am for World Cup o
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend by Jokerman(m): 11:45am On Apr 28, 2019
Lol.... Long distance relationship again... grin
Sports › Re: CR7 Beats Messi To Score 600 Club Career Goals by Jokerman(m): 9:55am On Apr 28, 2019
Messi fans will soon come here to discredit this as usual... Just watch
Sports › Re: The Moment Barcelona Won The 2018/2019 La Liga by Jokerman(m): 5:59am On Apr 28, 2019
Corrosiveman:
.....Because Ronaldo played for Fulham abi?....Because Ronaldo have let Portugal to a world cup final and won best player of the tournament?.... Lol same Messi have scored a hattrick against Brazil.... Same messi has the highest number oof Assist in the world cup history?...... Please change your weed supplier....Did you know the Only trophy Ronaldo won before Bale arrived was Copa del rey?....Now he is begging pep to join juventus lol
Ronaldo won lAliga with the best team in lAliga history with 100 points and 122 goals with lAliga best ever coach Mourinho
Celebrities › Re: ‘I Prefer Being Addressed As Annie And Not Tubaba’s Wife by Jokerman(m): 11:37am On Apr 27, 2019
If no be tubaba, who knows youhuh

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