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Politics / Re: Tinubu Shifting Economy From Consumption To Production – Eniola Badmus by Jokkarm2: 12:27pm On Sep 17
why is it not reflecting on the exchange rate?
Politics / Re: FG, Dangote Reach Agreement On Petrol Supply, Lifting Begins Tomorrow by Jokkarm2: 12:42pm On Sep 14
tutudesz:

Business is business.
Hopefully the price will be better than imported product
why is the price not included in this information? is the price coming from another country?
price is the main focus here for a common man, why is the price not mentioned?
Politics / Re: LG Autonomy: Supreme Court Has Relieved Us Of A Burden – Governors Forum by Jokkarm2: 6:55pm On Jul 12
Segzy19:
Hahahaha 🤣
Jokers
people they have removed food from their mouth they talk as if they like it

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Properties / A Room Shared Appartment To Rent At Ajah (LBS ) 08149405044 by Jokkarm2: 10:12pm On Jul 10
A room shared apartment to rent at Greenland estate, LBS area Ajah. very affordable and upstairs. clean water and protective compound. Just two poles to the express. Male or female but must have the culture of cleanliness . call for more information.

Family / Re: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by Jokkarm2: 2:53pm On May 06
invest the money in the business but mind you your husband will never forget it if you tell him. but invest the money . be wise
Romance / Re: Husband Busts Wife Cheating, Destroys Lover's Car (Photos, Video) by Jokkarm2: 8:30am On May 04
Zonefree:
She's still calling him "Baby" shocked

Women are dangerous.
she s even touching his neck and saying baby please. thank God the husband did not use the shovel on her, he s a nice man.
Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery Rolls Out Diesel In Trucks For Local Consumption (Video) by Jokkarm2: 3:59pm On Apr 15
He should give us diesel free for six month to ameliorate our suffering
Family / Re: My 13 Years Old Has Become Terrible! I Want To Send Her Back To Nigeria by Jokkarm2: 1:37pm On Feb 24
send her back immediately for behavior reformatting and dont bring her to Lagos else you just send her to same place . send her another city
Crime / Re: Victory Izekor: 19-Year-Old Girl Stabs Her Boyfriend In Edo (Pictures) by Jokkarm2: 10:10am On Feb 24
Jennyclay:
It’s so glaring it was a self defense because being in a heated argument with a Nigerian man is very dangerous undecided

They are all violent in nature, they are quick to raise their filthy hands or carry cutlass to butcher someone’s daughter undecided

Bunch of woman butchers!!
Evil men!!

Panel of judges i hail you oooo
Family / Re: I Don’t Talk With My Neighbors. What To Do by Jokkarm2: 12:11pm On Feb 23
Christianoir:
It is weird, I don’t talk with my neighbour, we only greet nd hail each other that where it end, but I haven’t really have any meaningful conversation with them before and it bother me sometimes tho.. I’m mostly an introvert nd the shy type. Is something wrong with me, sometimes I want to speak to them, but me speaking to them will mean being friendly, which I’m avoiding, ever since I rented this compound I’ve avoided trouble. Nd I’m someone who cares about what people say or care about the opinion of others, things get to me easily tho

Do they see me as a proud/arrogant person.
I’m I weird. Is there people out there like me who have neighbors like me.

Im a student tho.

Please ignore my typo error.


You need to improve on your social life, your neighbors are your closest brothers and sisters. try to be greeting, asking about work, just feel free and interact. help in any way you can, sometime, i help to open the gate for them to drive in or out when i meet them at the gate. just free yourself and you will be happy you did.

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Crime / Re: Four Nigerian Policemen Reject N8 Million Bribe From Arrested Criminals by Jokkarm2: 9:06am On Feb 13
This is a welcome development, they should be promoted and rewarded . this is not an easy task, it involves discipline, fear of God and commitment to duty. i salute the four giant police men for this good behavior.
Sports / Re: Gary Neville Says Premier League Must Learn Officiating From AFCON by Jokkarm2: 12:59pm On Feb 10
Catapault:
Honestly, the officiating at this year's AFCON just showed to the whole world that Africans have what it takes to transform this continent to a place of excellence and prosperity.

May God bless us and make it happen. cool

But i think there was an error in the second goal of Nigeria Canceled between Nigeria and South Africa. it was a an intentional error to cancel goal and awarded penalty at that point.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Boss Poured A Glass Of Beer On Me, What Should I Do? by Jokkarm2: 2:13pm On Feb 08
if you have evidences, record, videos, report him to human right lawyer . he will be invited for all these acts.
Business / Re: What Criteria Should One Consider Picking The Right Fintech App For A Business? by Jokkarm2: 2:44pm On Feb 05
1) Services, 2) charges, 3) security of the app, 4) Efficiency, 5) Flexibility, 6) user friendly, 7) ability to resolve issues fast .etc
Romance / Re: How Much Should A Man Budget To Take A Girl Out On A Date by Jokkarm2: 2:18pm On Feb 05
It depends, if you are pleased with ten thousand naira, is okay. The one i did and we were happy was, i called her on my own, to get ready for outing, i picked her out, went for swimming, bought her Hollandia yoghurt in the hotel where i was swimming, after my swimming, i asked her what she wanted she said pizza, we went, i bought pizza 4,500, to my surprised she took it to a table , we ate it together there, i had to buy her shawarma, bought mine and gave her extra to take home, she was happy, and i dropped her in front of her house, she was happy. she sent appreciation text. unfortunately, we are not dating anymore.
Politics / Re: FG Lines Up 140 Officials To Assess Tinubu's Ministers by Jokkarm2: 9:52am On Jan 27
Agboriotejoye:
1. Minister for Petroleum should go for missing the PH refinery deadline and also for Dangote refinery yet to come on stream by end of January.

2. Minister of FCT should go for overheating the polity and playing crude politics while Abuja was being ravaged by kidnappers

3. Minister of Sports should go for demoralising the eagles by claiming the president is not impressed by the fact that they qualified out of the group.

4. Minister of Finance should go for his mismanagement of our fiscal policies. The budget deficit has widened and the supplementary budget was badly implemented. Also, his claim of "No More Loan" has turned out to be a lie with another $1.9bn reportedly being sourced after $800m and $3.3bn in less than a year. At this rate, Buhari will look like shylock compared to prodigal Tinubu.

5. Minister of Power for experiencing grid collapses 3 times since this administration took office. The former Minister managed to stem that tide till this dude arrived.

6. Minister for Defence. I don't think much needs to be said here. Kaduna bomb blast and Plateau attacks need no introduction.

7. Minister for Mines for the Ibadan explosion. No illegal miners. Just weak regulations which led to loss of lives and propertiesin the heart of a major city.

8. Minister for Aviation for Abuja Airport escalator not working for 3 months while he's busy doing social media owambes

9. Ministers for Creative Arts, Transport, Marine and Blue Economy, Steel. What are they doing anyway?

Minister of power should be given more time, i think the light has improved though from my end ajah lekki axis. minister of works is also gradually working but he needs to do more than speaking. then, minister of finance should be thrown away, doller is going up everyday, no solution. minister of economic development should go too

Feel free to add yours
Career / Re: Does Annual Leave Days Include Weekend? by Jokkarm2: 12:36pm On Jan 24
what about Saturdays ? we work Saturdays and is included in our annual leave schedule
Politics / Re: NNPC Seeks Private Companies To Operate Port Harcourt Refinery by Jokkarm2: 12:48pm On Jan 15
Kenochi:
This is very good news,I salute the honesty of the NNPCL management for starting the process of full privatisation of all our Refineries
I have always stated that the last time any type of Refining was done in Nigeria was close to 15 years ago.All the personnel that know how to operate a Refinery are either retired or on their way out of the place. I have consistently maintained that the best policy that the Asiwaju Government can enact is to privatise at least two of the Refineries and I believe this is a step towards full privatisation
For those that will want to argue with this policy,my thoughts are as follows.
The people in NNPCL have already sold their soul,this is a company that has imported Refined crude oil in the past twenty years, they have mortgaged their conscience and they know that running a Refinery is hard work
They are used to short cuts and now that the Hardwork has come,they are not willing to do it

Let them give it to people who are willing to do the work,please check my signature for cheap properties with good titles around Ibeju Lekki Industrial Hub which comprises of Dangote Refinery,Lekki Deep Sea port and Free Trade Zone
Will all these reduce the price of fuel? if no, it has not impacted a common Man. for the citizens to believe and trust this initiative, the price of fuel must come down to at least 300 to 350 per liter, that way we will know that the policies are working and useful
Politics / Re: Rivers Government Begins Demolition Of Assembly Complex (Photos) by Jokkarm2: 12:50pm On Dec 13, 2023
LikeAking:
Demolition!

Not Renovation..

The governor is too hasty and greedy..

This building should have been renovated..

this is how desperate they are to share money, why demolishing this rather than modifying it ? Nigeria is in the hands of desperate looters.
Untill peter obi take over, this rascality wont stop
Education / Re: Got My First Carryover, Please Help I’m Dying by Jokkarm2: 12:42pm On Dec 08, 2023
Dont be discouraged, is good you are conscious of it now, work hard, do everything you can to rewrite the course , you will pass. i got carry over too in my first year, i wrote it and passed. but dont allow carry over to weigh you down, many students you see forming big boys and big girls have too but you wont know until you get to final year, you will see them running from one exam hall to another . read the book well, as you progress you will see where you made mistakes, also have a good friend that will assist you in reading like reading mate, it will help you very well.

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Politics / Re: NBS: Nigeria’s Exports Outpace Imports, Trade Surplus Hit ₦‎3.5trn In 9 Months by Jokkarm2: 9:33am On Dec 05, 2023
If this is true, why is dollar still high, why is it not reflecting on the economy and development?
Celebrities / Re: Kcee's Look Without Filter Sparks Reactions by Jokkarm2: 4:44pm On Dec 04, 2023
ShinjaWWest:


80 percent of Igbo people bleach ...

The real fair skin people are from Southsouth...

Do you really understand the meaning of 80% of a total population ?

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Politics / Re: 2024 Budget: Oil Price Pegged At $77.96, Naira At 750 Per Dollar by Jokkarm2: 4:52pm On Nov 29, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:

Great!! Absolutely brilliant and realistic!

With petrol subsidy gone, importation of petrol gone and era of using our hard-earned forex to defend overvalued USD on the streets gone, amongst many other rent-seeking monetary and fiscal policies gradually being vanquished by your team of brilliant, hardworking, competent and patriotic members.

The creative ingenuity of a patriotic Nigerian will being unleashed.

The naysayers, unpatriotic elements, criminal defamers and cyberbullies will neither see it nor benefit from the benefits of all these progress.

God bless President Bola Tinubu. God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!


Bro, is not about singing praises or abusing people , is about the policies having direct impact on the average Nigeria citizens. Nigerians are not lazy people, they work hard, they only need a conducive environment to do their businesses. what are these things am talking about? Good roads, affordable fuel price to reduce cost of transportation, availability of foods at moderate prices, constant electricity supply, security, affordable education system, affordable health system . let us stop tribalism and sectionalism and face the fact. shebi all of us dee buy fuel same price, and run same roads and pay same price for foods. .
Politics / Re: Uzoka-Anite Explains Why Government Prefers Imported Vehicles by Jokkarm2: 10:28am On Nov 29, 2023
You have read the template they gave you to read madam. normal sense will tell you that local production will give after sales services more that international production

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Politics / Re: Kogi Will Overtake Lagos In Terms Of Development – Yahaya Bello by Jokkarm2: 8:59am On Nov 29, 2023
Yes is true, the way you defeated Atiku before 12pm during presidential election primaries.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls I Need Ur Orientation On How To Manage A Female Boss At Work by Jokkarm2: 1:40pm On Nov 24, 2023
Do your work, focus on your work, don't smile or get involved in discussion except when is for you. when you are called for mistakes, apologize, take correction and do your work. but don't smile or laugh for nothing. you are a Man, that man you are will make her fear you indirectly but she will not display it. dress well, wear nice perfume but not expensive one. look good. but always be strict and focus on your work.

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Family / Re: She Caught Her Husband Red Handed, Cheating. by Jokkarm2: 12:57pm On Nov 23, 2023
The best action is just keep quite and walk away from the room, concentrate on taking care of the kids, dont quarrel don't panic , don't move out from your husband s house because is your house not side chick house, but have evidence for future reference. the man will repent and beg for forgiveness, dont leave your marriage because your husband is a cheat, if you do , you have left your house for another woman. that silent on that act will reset the man brain by default.
Celebrities / Re: Bolanle Ninalowo Announces Breakup With Wife, Bunmi by Jokkarm2: 1:24pm On Sep 01, 2023
is like the easiest way to have a failed marriage is just be a celeb, be famous . 90% of the broken marriages are celeb. my question is what is the problem? they have money, live good life, look good, but what is the issue? Abi na part of being famous too is to break up and trend more . because am yet to understand
Politics / Re: 2023:kogi Guber Election Results Will Be Transmitted From Polling Units - INEC by Jokkarm2: 4:29pm On Aug 29, 2023
believe hinec and get HBP . the only truth hinec has is good morning and your must check your time before you respond
Family / Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Jokkarm2: 4:25pm On Aug 29, 2023
APOPTOSIS:
Hello,
I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.


Her Sin;
For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement.
I recovered and made a promise.
Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.

I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.

I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply. grin grin grin
On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.

Her Response;
I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her.
Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid.
No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.

For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature.
At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. grin grin grin grin grin.
Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.

If na for naija here, as you dee act, we dee beat hell out of you with 2/2 plank, we node fear, they system don make everybody strong that ghost himself dee doubt if he s still ghost. if the ghost come make mistake hold anything like money, he s gone forever.
Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by Jokkarm2: 3:45pm On Aug 29, 2023
Versitee:
I have been feeling like my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbors daughter. She is just about 23 years.

Yesterday which was Sunday, I went to our neighbors house around 6pm to ask if I could use their oven.

Their compound is not fenced so I just walked in straight to their backyard if I would see the man's wife.

I overheard this girl making a call. Apparently she was the only one at home and she wasn't expecting anyone.

She was asking the man over the fone who was sexualy better between his wife and her.

My attention was arrested immediately. I stopped to hear more of the conversation. When I had enough, I made my presence known. She quickly hung up and tried to put up an innocent face.

I also pretended like I heard nothing, I asked to use the oven and left .
Getting back home, I was worried if that was my husband that girl was talking to, so I decided to find out.


I got my husbands fone later that night and went through the call log. The time that girl was making that call was few minutes past 6. I checked my husbands fone and there was a number he called around that time.

The number was not saved on the fone so I decided to call that number on my own fone and my true caller identified the number as "Vicky hookup".

Guess what, the girls name is Victoria.

I was surprised because I have the girls number saved on my fone. But I guess the number I have is for her family and friends. The one my husband has is for clients.

I opened his WhatsApp and found no chat with the girl, so I decided to check his telegram. ( Normally I don't like telegram so I never open it on either my fone or husband's)

My husbands telegram was locked. I was surprised cos that is the only app locked on his fone.


To cut the long story short, I found a way to open the app, and I saw his chat with that girl.


It pains me to say that my husband has been having sex with that girl without protection.

I want to go for HIV test tomorrow. Please how do I confront my husband about this.

Also I am scared I might be infected with an sti.




You are very good in investigation, why not channel this skill to that career, you will excel. however, concerning your findings, i suggest you keep cool, just keep having your facts and evidences packed, the day you will unveil them, it will shook him and his concubine. be strong, but start letting him indirectly about STDs, hiv etc. his brain will start re-formating immediate and he will start using boot with that chick but keep your evidences secrete, a day is coming when you will present them like peter obi presented his evidences for tribunal

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Do This? by Jokkarm2: 11:06am On Aug 28, 2023
well, from my experience all the ones i have gone out with will always appreciate anything i buy and i buy according to my budget, i dont do above myself to impress. i take you to where i can afford and nice places too

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