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PoliticsRe: Electricity: How Many Hours Of Power Do You Receive Daily? by Jokkarm2: 1:11pm On Sep 06, 2021
Here in LBS Ajah lagos, we have not seen light since yesterday night oooo. but before then it was staying and going as usual
CelebritiesRe: If I Have My Way, I Will Marry Tonto C. Dikeh. by Jokkarm2: 1:08pm On Sep 06, 2021
YOU WANT TO GO AND TAP FROM HER ABI ?
RomanceRe: My Ex Girlfriends Friend Is Stranded And Wants To Stay With Me For A While by Jokkarm2: 10:02am On Aug 30, 2021
jonaifame22:
Well,this is coming at a time,when I'm seriously single like number 1, my place is quite comfortable, I have a DStv,a PlayStation 3,my room is always cold all thanks to my two horse power air-conditioning.

My ex gf left me like an evil spirit been cast out by a strong man of God,since then I've been lonely like akon's debut single.

I work my own business with my bus,and I can afford to give her 1k daily for feeding while she'll eat what she wants when she returns from work.she's quite sexy, and she has lived with me and my ex last year for some weeks.

The kind of job I do requires that I work all day and I have lots of customers, and jobs come for me on a steady and I earn well.

She's fun like an activity of interest,and she fits into something that could do well for me after a long days hustle,at least someone to talk with,I have prayed severally to God to help me find a lively girl,who CLD keep me company after work hours,this looks like an opportunity,I wanna take it, but I'm kind of drawing back like the hairline of someone suffering from frontal hair baldness

Feeding will never be an issue, but how about my ex,how will she feel. Hmmmmmmm
she just played the card and it will work. no husband these days and pressure is much so now the new format is by force .so get ready to go do introduction because she will soon get pregnant.
HealthRe: I May Have Caught Something (graphic) by Jokkarm2: 9:59am On Aug 30, 2021
advanceDNA:
Lol....Dude said ... “I rarely have sex”
I was expecting once in 3 or 4months... only for me to 3 times a month... that's almost once a week....some married couples seff no do reach you...

Children of nowadays will say I use condom...
But they will bury their head/tongue inside woman vjay...

By the way papanicolou.....carry yourself go hospital sharpally...that’s your best option..
the guy is a fucker. we weee de nack one a month, what can we do na?
PetsRe: My Dog Kept Barking At Me Don't Know Until I Goggled This by Jokkarm2: 9:53am On Aug 30, 2021
thank you for going extra mile to make this research. if you had taken this issue to a pastor or native doctor, they will not make this research and tell you this, they will tell you more scary story that will make you feel more threatened.

i like people that go extra mile , and see the reality.
CelebritiesRe: I Am Ready To Get Married - Inem Peter Tells Eligible Bachelors by Jokkarm2: 10:12am On Aug 27, 2021
When you are ready let us know. everything you have mentioned, we are doing it already. tell us the new thing you will bring on board. not all these things.
PoliticsRe: Hadi Sirika: Nigeria To Start Production Of Airplanes Before 2023 by Jokkarm2: 10:00am On Aug 26, 2021
Please sir, lets start from car production sir, lets drive first before flying
EducationRe: Reno Omokri: Avoid Your School Alumni Whatsapp Forum If You Are Wealthy by Jokkarm2: 8:56am On Aug 24, 2021
I disagree with this advice mr Reno, you can not be wealthy and you don't belong to any group, be it church, class mate or whatever. and envy is everywhere even in the church. so this your advice is totally wrong. as a wealthy person, do the once you can and leave the rest.
PoliticsRe: Ibe Kachikwu Smuggled Exotic Car Stolen From Jaguar Plant: US Govt by Jokkarm2: 12:49pm On Aug 23, 2021
But why will he pay 5M just to posses the car tagged as stolen? if he eventually drive the car in Nigeria, people will know is that stolen car he s driving. Nigeria politicians, make una try get integrity small naaaaaaa
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Of The Job Will He Go For? Your Frank Advise Needed by Jokkarm2: 10:28am On Aug 11, 2021
FEDERAL JOB ALL THE WAY
Car TalkRe: Want To Buy A Car, Experts Should Advice Me Pls. by Jokkarm2: 5:23pm On Aug 09, 2021
better go for toyota camry or corolla. spider is cool. just check how many times have you seen camry of corolla break down on the road? but if you don't buy correct mercedes, just be ready for all wahala.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do People Earning Below 40k In Lagos Live Fine by Jokkarm2: 2:50pm On Aug 09, 2021
Greatness87:
With your 80k salary, you can spend the money as follows
20k for foodstuffs
10k for your personal expenses
10k for your mum's upkeep
That is 40k. Then you save 40k monthly
It cant work bro, as a young guy you cant just be doing work and home. weekends, you need to go out, yo need to send small money to your girl, you need to dash few people something, even if is 2k, you cant just say you wont give or assist somebody before month end. you will pay bills, you will need to get one or two jeans, shirts, good perfume, eat roasted chicken once a while, drink beer once a while, take your guy out once a while, do data for your girl, do data for your self,. guy is not easy and it wont be enough.

you cant just say you wont take part in all of these things i mentioned. i try to live a happy life and be good. you will pay transport to go out, you might need to fix one or two things in your house because they must have problem. door keys, toilet, sink, etc. toiletries, and other things i cant remember now. you cant be working and be living like a prisoner. these things i mentioned are not much but they are the things you must do. so 80,000 is just manage
RomanceRe: Dated For 4 Years, No Sex, I'm Tired by Jokkarm2: 3:32pm On Aug 04, 2021
Take heart, she s applying the terms and conditions you guys agreed. meanwhile, someone is somewhere driving the car you are washing. keep washing, the owner keep cruising the car.
CareerRe: As A Fresh Graduate Is Relocating To Canada For Msc Better Than Getting A Job by Jokkarm2: 1:38pm On Aug 04, 2021
MOOOOOOOVE, EEEEEEEEEE
BusinessRe: Ebeano Supermarket: CCTV Captures A Lady Turning On A Gas Cooker (Video) by Jokkarm2: 3:30pm On Jul 26, 2021
Opexzy:
I saw this on ig and I was like...
What's the work of the cctv of its can't be monitored... This tragedy would have been averted or minimized if they are actually using the cctv technology correctly.

CCTV is not meant to be an evidence of a crime alone, but primarily a tool to mitigate against tragic events like this.
the problem is no one was assigned to be monitoring the cctv , because somebody s duty should be to just sit and watch. but it might look like the person is not working and collecting salary for free.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Feel Like Quitting My Job by Jokkarm2: 10:06am On Jul 26, 2021
ceevee2003:
Hi all, I need your advice. I work for an online university that pays USD equivalent 230,000 as per today's aboki exchange rate. Now, just recently my immediate supervisor was sacked and replaced by an Indian lady who is making the work so difficult to the extent that I hate remembering work. I have been in this job for close to 5 years and I have never felt this bad about the job. Right now I feel like quitting and focusing on my other hustle, although this will mean halving my monthly income. Anyone with a similar experience to share, or advice to give?
,

Your experience is not strange, sometime you just get tired of the job. but please before you quit, make sure you save up to start something because when you a maintaining a particular standard of living, if income stops, it can lead to frustration and other dangerous things. having worked for five years, you must have done one or two investment or saved capital, plan very well before you leave.
SportsRe: NFF Vows To Unmask Man Who Harassed Super Falcons In Austria by Jokkarm2: 2:20pm On Jul 23, 2021
DSS should go after that man that was harassing the innocent team. he should be charged. i watched the video and i felt seriously bad.
FamilyRe: The Story Of James Mwaura, Kenyan Man Who Returned Home After 47 Years by Jokkarm2: 9:10am On Jul 23, 2021
Kiddogarcia:
Did he come back with the rice or not, because boys dey hungry,na me be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement tho
Car TalkRe: Benz C300 Assessment & Review by Jokkarm2: 10:01am On Jul 20, 2021
My guy, the littles knowledge i have about benz is fuel pump, brain box and injection system , when they are getting old these things will start giving problem. if you can get these things as spare from abroad, it will be nice. but serious benz is a strong car because it has axle at back and engine in front . the back axle is connected to the shafts behind and has tyre rods in front. unlike toyota that has both engine and gear box connected in front with no axle. benz is very strong. i love benz carssss.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help!!! How Do I Gain Respect From People by Jokkarm2: 2:27pm On Jul 17, 2021
GeneralKoko:
I have been a victim of disrespect over the years from mainly my friends. I don't know if it is because I'm too free or too playful but I hardly gain the respect of people.

Please I need tips on how to gain the respect and loyalty of my friends.
Thanks
Oga go and make money and respect your self and people.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I go to work and sit down from morning till closing (7:30am-6:30pm) by Jokkarm2: 1:22pm On Jul 14, 2021
Isupaefugbemi00:
you forgot to tell us when you dey knack
how naaa?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I go to work and sit down from morning till closing (7:30am-6:30pm) by Jokkarm2: 1:20pm On Jul 14, 2021
Kingsolar:
Another means of earnings is still the better option. I want to be utilising my time
CHAI, this is slavery. the person should quit and go start POS business. is far better than that nonsense they pay him or her. we sell pos devices in my company but is in Lagos. but sell to all part of the country. 08149405044 whassap me
PoliticsRe: NIMASA To Relocate Head Office To VI, Gets ₦17.47 Billion FEC Approval by Jokkarm2: 2:39pm On Jul 12, 2021
Are they buying all the victoria island? this people self. why una no buy land and build.
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Vows To Complete Osisioma Flyover, Eziukwu, Others Soon by Jokkarm2: 1:37pm On Jul 10, 2021
FORWARDEVERLY:
Don't mind those assholes..
Most of them haven't been to Aba recently..
If they say how Aba was before OVI and how it is now, they would understand that the man is trying...
if this is what you classify as trying , bros you really need to leave aba and come to city like lagos and see. in fact, after seeing things in lagos, you will run back and give the man a slap
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu Vows To Complete Osisioma Flyover, Eziukwu, Others Soon by Jokkarm2: 1:35pm On Jul 10, 2021
even a copper can do this for a community where he or she is serving. that is what this man is showing on media as project. very shameful and visionless
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Becomes Richest Man In History With A Net Worth Of $211billion ( Pix) by Jokkarm2: 4:35pm On Jul 07, 2021
that list is not complete. my name is not there, donald Okechukwu trump is not there, dankote is not there. so inconclusive list ni.
RomanceRe: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Jokkarm2: 4:32pm On Jul 07, 2021
Now you have done this, get a certificate of pregnancy and marriage come back. you have graduated.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Choir Master Is Always Visiting Her, What Do I Do? by Jokkarm2: 12:25pm On Jul 06, 2021
There are songs you learn when is late, so allow them please. na you go dee find sister.
PropertiesRe: Chinese Company Erects Luxury 10-Storey Apartment Building In 28 Hours (Photos) by Jokkarm2: 12:22pm On Jun 23, 2021
Ha, this is our 8 years project here naaa.
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Celebrates Birthday With Lovely Pictures by Jokkarm2: 3:08pm On Jun 16, 2021
God help Nigeria . see road as clean as somebody sitting room. when can our roads be like this?
PoliticsRe: Aboubakar Hima: Nigerien Wanted By EFCC (Photo) by Jokkarm2: 3:00pm On Jun 16, 2021
STOP CHASING HIM, GO AND TRACE ALL THE TRANSACTION HE DID BEFORE AND AFTER. THESE MONIES WERE NOT CARRIED AS CASH. THERE MUST BE BANK TRANSACTIONS.
CareerRe: Bank A Or Bank B ??? by Jokkarm2: 4:44pm On Jun 15, 2021
Bro stay where you are, save up and plan and disappear to obodo ndi ocha

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