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FoodRe: Apart From Rice, Beans, Swallow & Indomie/Spaghetti, Whatelse Do You Eat? by Jokkarm2: 3:58pm On Sep 22, 2022
please guys, someone should try, carrot, cucumber, apple, pineapple, small ginger, pawpaw, orrange, blend them together, drink it and go and perform man s work. come back and give me wine because it does wonders
FoodRe: Apart From Rice, Beans, Swallow & Indomie/Spaghetti, Whatelse Do You Eat? by Jokkarm2: 3:55pm On Sep 22, 2022
Potage yam, potatoes, moi moi, adigi with peper soup, white rice and vegetable sauce or with fish peper soup, then .............
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo Asks Peter Obi To Apologise To Bola Tinubu by Jokkarm2: 12:15pm On Sep 22, 2022
drlateef:
Shut up!!! You have no knowledge of what’s going on. Peter Obi was part of Jonathan economic team, he was part of privatisation committee that sold NEPA. Peter Obi contributed to destroying NIGERIA. Go and educate yourself.
compare jonathan administration to jagagba buhari tenue,when it comes to economy status. telling someone shut up does not take way the truth from the person
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo Asks Peter Obi To Apologise To Bola Tinubu by Jokkarm2: 12:12pm On Sep 22, 2022
Moh247:
cool


Obi wont apologize, he would rather blame others or his gullible followers .. he might outrightly tell another lie



.
what will be the bases of the apology? or, as a fellow contestant, he does not have right to say his mind? stop using abusive words on anybody following obi, we are entitle to follow anybody.
PropertiesRe: Lady Laments As Rats Eat Up Her 500k She Kept To Pay House Rent (video) by Jokkarm2: 8:53am On Sep 21, 2022
you are the cause, you dont have bank account or you cant pay that money into the landlord s account?

do you know how many risk associated with cash ?

please learn and move on.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do You Feel When Your Friend Becomes Your Boss by Jokkarm2: 1:49pm On Sep 20, 2022
if he s really your friend, you can sort it with him by joke joke talk you chip am to him to look into his guy issue. dont feel bad, use sense follow am
Foreign AffairsRe: Royal Family Releases Photo Of Queen Elizabeth II After Final Farewell by Jokkarm2: 1:44pm On Sep 20, 2022
may your soul rest in peace mama,. sleep well till we meet again in heaven .
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Are The Two Things That Would Make You Visit A Guy Repeatedly? by Jokkarm2: 9:59am On Sep 20, 2022
if you know how to wash plate very well, they will come again and again. you gerit? if you dont, .....
RomanceRe: My Husband Met Me When I Was Doing ‘hookup’– Lady Shares How She Met Her Husband by Jokkarm2: 1:15pm On Sep 16, 2022
repent and sin no more
FamilyRe: Man Cancels Wedding as Fiancee Refuses To Reveal Who Bought her Iphone13 Promax by Jokkarm2: 12:42pm On Sep 14, 2022
Good decision, let the iphone buyer marry her.
CareerRe: Will You Return This To Your Company? by Jokkarm2: 3:32pm On Sep 12, 2022
report to your HR or team lead naaa, this question should not even come .
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Is Not Serious About His Campaign Strategy. May Lose To Atiku by Jokkarm2: 8:03am On Sep 10, 2022
Rozross:
I’m beginning to think he’s working for Atiku, there’s nothing this smart thief cannot do. Omo ale
not true
RomanceRe: My Girl Just Broke Up With Me For No Reason by Jokkarm2: 4:33pm On Sep 05, 2022
HRHQueenPhil:
Go to her place and let her tell u face to face grin grin
No naaa, this one no go make sense.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Of These Job Should I Choose? by Jokkarm2: 2:35pm On Sep 05, 2022
Threesha:
From DM
abeg how una dee get these good jobs? i wan too.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can I Re-apply As A Teacher In A School I Previously Worked by Jokkarm2: 3:12pm On Sep 02, 2022
Welkincollege:
There's this school I previously worked as a Teacher about a year ago. I was asked to stop work because of disagreement I had with the Vice Principal. Now, a year later, the school is recruiting for Teachers with their vacant positions advertised on a banner and I am currently looking for similar positions to apply for.

My question is, will it make sense to go back to that same school and apply for a job?
as far as you did not commit crime, you are qualified
CrimeRe: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Jokkarm2: 3:23pm On Sep 01, 2022
Perez99:
Happy new month y'all. I'll go straight to the point. Pls I need your advise.

Yesterday evening (6:10pm) when I came back from work, a friend of mine who live down the street invited me over to his birthday party. So I quickly freshened up and I went for the party.

There was enough drinks (alcohol), smoke and goat meat pepper soup. Although I don't smoke. I only drink and it's occasionally.

After taking few green bottles, I know I would be very hungry later, so I pleaded with my girlfriend to help me prepare jollof rice and meat, that I'm at a friend's party. I sent her 9k to prepare the food.

As at 8:45pm she called me she's already at my house with the food. So I left the party and headed home to open the door in order not to keep her waiting. Her house isn't far, it's just #100 Keke or bike down to my place

She sat on the couch playing game on her phone, I don't understand what came over me, I was under the influence of alcohol. Omoh! Alcohol na bastard.

The next thing I did, I started kissing her which she responded, she knew I was drunk, she could smell alcohol all over me, then she persuaded me to go eat my food before it's get cold and go take my bath.

Before I knew it I pushed her on the couch to lie down while I unzip my trouser, she said I should stop that she's not in the mood, I didn't listen to her, she crossed her legs so tight while struggling with me that I should stop that she's on her period yet I didn't listen to her.

I was forcing & trying to open her legs while she crossed her legs so tight struggling with me. I was almost gaining access Until she said "Peter do you realize you're about to rape me? Please stop"

Omoh! The word rape reset my head, the highness cleared off my eyes immediately. Honestly I didn't even know what I was doing. I knelt down and I begin to apologize to her.

She stood up and left immediately. I called to apologize but she didn't pick my calls. This morning she texted me saying "I thought I was safe whenever I'm with you. You scared me so much that I don't know if I could continue this relationship"

This girl is a beautiful, caring and nice girl and our relationship is just 5 months. I really love this girl. I don't want to lose her. She always give me good sex but I don't understand what happened yesterday. Infact I quit alcohol from now henceforth. Shayo na bastard. Please how do I apologize to her.
9K just for jollof rice, is too much naa abi you no de for this Nigeria ni?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Can Not Win. Concrete Proof. by Jokkarm2: 10:08pm On Aug 31, 2022
Seun, must you behave like your Yoruba people and bring nonsense talk here ?
FoodRe: I Bought This Banana For N200, Was I Cheated? by Jokkarm2: 9:19pm On Aug 30, 2022
Mammangaddafi:
I bought this banana just now for N200..I felt cheated.
Na you cheat them because na 500 banana be this for ajah Lagos
FashionRe: Is This Dressing Indecent For A Mother? (photo) by Jokkarm2: 9:16am On Aug 30, 2022
siofra:
I don't see anything wrong with it as long as she is a good mother to her kid.
the child will see that dressing as normal but to our culture as Nigeria, something is wrong with it sir.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 3 Questions You Should NEVER Ask People by Jokkarm2: 8:42am On Aug 30, 2022
is he minding his business? he should just shift abeg. he likes to preach but not doing
RomanceRe: What Do Men Need When They Are Angry? - Photo by Jokkarm2: 10:59am On Aug 26, 2022
if am angry, come and position well, if i nack , all wahala don end be that
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 250k Job In Lagos Vs 200k Job In Benin by Jokkarm2: 1:13pm On Aug 25, 2022
Bro, benin is better because the cost of living in Lagos is very high, though you can easily get something to do but the house and transport wahala is too much.
FamilyRe: Could My Wife Be Cheating With My Friend? by Jokkarm2: 5:39pm On Aug 13, 2022
Osama2478:
Nairalanders,

Please I need you to help me have a third eye into a personal matter. Although, I have taken a position, I just wanted to be sure I never overreacted.

I am a guy based in Europe and my wife is in Nigeria. I have only been away for a year.

There was a day I was calling my wife on phone and her other phone was ringing which I asked her to pick up but she never did only to say that it was my friend calling her. I was surprised and asked her immediately how did my friend get know her other number. She gave some not-so-convincing explanation but I let it slide.

Curiously, when I returned to Nigeria, I discovered that this friend sent money to her and she never told me about it. The so called friend also didn't tell me anything. In fact, he has always acted as if he wasn't having any contact with my wife.

When I saw the transaction, my wife wanted to manipulate the situation to make it look like I was invading her privacy. I stood my ground to know what purpose the money was meant for but no reasonable explanation.

I called the friend too to know what the money was meant for but only retorted if he couldn't give my wife money as a friend. He couldn't offer any reasonable explanation. With high sense of modesty, this is a guy that would wish to be in my position economic wise and I have always been very generous to my wife when it comes to money. Therefore, financial lack could not be an excuse.

After this experience, I severe my friendship with the guy and rein in on my wife too. I felt that was not the kind of friendship any reasonable person should keep because I felt betrayed by his actions and inactions in relating with my wife behind me. I also see both of them (friend and wife) to be dangerous to my well-being.

Please I will like to know if I overreacted.

Thank you.

MOD please take it to front page for wider views and opinions
Having read only four paragraphs, whatever you sensed is what is happening. Just keep cool and act as if you don't know but you know
The fact is you can't stop it since you leave abroad , even if your friend stops, your wife will change to another man . Use silence strategy to nail her to confess to you and after the confession, let her go on leave for six months in her parents house and bear the shame . But make sure you record the confession.
TravelRe: Please Is Port Harcourt Road Good For Traveling From Lagos Recently ? by Jokkarm2: 11:38pm On Jul 25, 2022
purejustice36:
Good day all

Please i’d like to confirm if it’s safe to travel to port harcourt from Lagos by road

I’ve never travelled to port harcourt before , so I want to get some infos those who have travelled recently and due to the insecurities in the country.

Mods pls
Very good , no issue. I just went to warri last week, spent four days and came back. I drove my self to and fro. No single issue . I got to Patani , that is the boundary between delta and bayelsa. No single issue . From there to ph is okay. Roads are better now than before. I followed ajah to epe, from epe to ijabuode, no issue. Media is another problem we have, if you enter road, you won't even notice there is any security challenge. There are hundreds of cars moving normal.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Ask INEC To Include Candidates' Photos On Ballot Papers by Jokkarm2: 9:09am On Jul 24, 2022
INEC should space the candidate photos from each other, the space am seeing here is not enough.
CareerRe: 100k Job On The Mainland Vs 150k Job On Island. Please Help!!! by Jokkarm2: 3:17pm On Jul 21, 2022
If you don't plan to relocate to island, please stay where you are. the transport and stress is much in Lagos generally, if you fall sick, the hospitals in island can take that your salary in minutes.the best is get accommodation here if you will need to work in island
Car TalkRe: I Finally Bought The Car I Went To Lagos To Buy. Now In PH With The Car by Jokkarm2: 7:19am On Jul 18, 2022
You are a hero, you have tried and also had the experience. Please protect your Corolla, put tracker, don't pack and leave it. They steal it like mad everywhere, they even stole my boss inside our estate at LBS area Lagos. I repeat, don't park outside, at night, don't park and go far. Put tracker. Good luck bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Got A Job And Your Input And Advice Is Highly needed.. by Jokkarm2: 2:42pm On Jul 03, 2022
Don't accept any of them , keep searching, you will get a better job that will multiple that your salary.
CareerRe: I Have Been Robbed By My Workers. Please Help! by Jokkarm2: 2:57pm On May 24, 2022
Zolyjagorr:
you wey still dey chop "mommy thank you food" or "daddy thank you food" for your house, you wey your parents still dey feed you and cloth you and send you money! U call 25k careless! Idiot! Mumu or e b like say u sef Na thief! Ole! Go and work for 25k Na, mugu
Oga calm down , na you Bleep up. first of all, you did not keep the money well. secondly, the wahala of police, lawyer, transport , stress, pass the 25,000.00 just learn from it and move on.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Seeking Funding For Gas Pipeline To Morocco by Jokkarm2: 2:28pm On May 03, 2022
We the Nigeria citizens can actually fund this project by being share holders but is Nigeria Government policies system transparent to rewards us accordinglyhuh This is kind of project that can lift a country out from poverty.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Mum Is Currently Looking For Me With Police, I'm On The Run! Help by Jokkarm2: 10:58am On May 02, 2022
Wherever you are, request for the woman s account number and send the money first so that when you will be finally arrested and taken to court, the judge will see that you have showed remorse and paid, may be you will now serve like few months in jail, because you will probably enter .
CareerRe: 230k Job In Nigeria Or DAAD Scholarship In Germany by Jokkarm2: 5:50pm On May 01, 2022
Go for masters, don't waste time, don't ask more questions before you get confused.

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