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Car Talk › Re: FG Hikes Vehicle Number Plate, Driving Licence Rates By 50% by Jollos(m): 11:46am On Aug 13, 2021
We always pay higher than government approved price in government parastatals. I did my 5yrs drivers license today for 17k.

And this is due to them making the process difficult for you, so as to extort the people.

Renewal of drivers license should not be different from collecting an ATM card from banks.

Anything government own in Nigeria is a disaster.
Family › Re: R by Jollos(m): 4:58am On Aug 05, 2021
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Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Jollos(m): 8:35pm On Jul 30, 2021
Rickmann:
You don't get it bro...most bankers, white collar guys you see wearing suit are broke.. If you are an Uber driver all you need do is have a good command of spoken English, a good dress sense and make sure your car is always neat..trust me, When one girl snubs you , others will come after you so long you have the money to spend cos in the end, it still bores down to your money. So my brother, there is absolutely nothing wrong in been an Uber driver...if you want to be successful and relevant in this country , you must swallow your pride. Don't allow the social media influence you with rubbish and fake lifestyles that don't even exit. Thanks.
Some people with the change in their pocket think others doing job they see as menial are nobody.
In my own case, I work in bank for decade and decided to resign after have set up my dream biz that worth millions. I have a house of my own.
During all my stay in Lagos I only know that straight road from ikorodu to CMS.
So after I resign I decided I will do Uber for one year so I can be familiar with everywhere in Lagos.
Those days were tough for me.
Those I knew i can feed them and their families will enter my car and be forming, most of the time those small small girls will be looking at u like nobody.
I will just shake my head and said to myself this one na idiot too.
Most time when I tell my wife she will tell me to quit but I no have seen worse than that in bank.

All Uber driver u meet may not be broke as u think. Some are like me
Phones › Re: Nobody Can Beat My Monthly Data Usage Here. by Jollos(m): 5:42pm On Jul 26, 2021
Med ooooo
Politics › Re: North Kicks As Afenifere, Others Back Southern Governors On Cattle Grazing Ban by Jollos(m): 9:45pm On May 13, 2021
Herders are not the only one rearing livestock, will govt provide land for the rest too.
Romance › Re: What Should A Young Man Do When A Girl Dies In His House by Jollos(m): 9:07pm On Apr 10, 2021
This is a terrible experience.

During my bachelors day, one of my gf has key to my apartment. Got back from work one day and I couldn't open my door because her key was at the back inside. I could peep and saw her lying on the couch. No amount of bang on the door she didn't shake. Called her phone without response. I bang the door for like thirty minutes she didn't make a move. My neighbor started getting suspicious. I was downhearted.
I broke the door. Immediately the door fell she jumped up.

I just told her to go home.

That was the beginning of her end.

Until u are in dat situation, u won't no how u will terribly feel.
Celebrities › Re: “Type Your Number For Me” - Mompha woos a lady at bobrisky's birthday party (vid by Jollos(m): 5:42pm On Sep 01, 2020
Kriss216:
He's a criminal? He stole your money?

Go and meet OUK, Ganduje and Tinubu.. They're are the criminals.
No offense...but u have to learn to stand for what is right even if others are doing bad thing.

Listen, obey and be bless
Business › Re: How Much Do I Need To Register A Business Name With CAC? by Jollos(m): 12:49pm On Sep 01, 2020
Kobicove:
No you don't need to go to Abuja, you can start and complete the process yourself...just go to CAC website and register with your email address...

www.services.CAC.gov.ng

After that you submit 2 names and pay a search fee of about 700Naira

If the names are approved you can then commence the registration process.

All payments are made online

Make sure you save copies of all online receipts you receive

Items you need:
Valid means of identification

An operational email account

A passport photograph

A certificate of competence in the field of area of the type of business you want to register

Your debit card with at least 11K for making payments

You also need access to a scanner cos there is a form you will fill online then later you print it then scan and upload after you have affixed your passport photograph and appended your signature

The whole process can be completed in about 1 week assuming you do everything properly and do not get a query.

NB- When filling the forms there is a section that asks if you need extra copies of certificates and documents, leave this blank. If you request for an extra certificate your fee will be higher.

After scanning the documents you want to upload make sure you name them appropriately so the CAC official who will process your application will not have difficulty identifying them

If you are based in Lagos I will recommend that you select Alausa as your preferred point of collection for your certificate of business name registration
Boss, pls how can one get certificate of confidence, am opening agric related name.
Family › Re: At What Age Did Your Parents Stop Flogging You? by Jollos(m): 9:12am On Jul 20, 2020
magicminister:
With due respect to everyone's opinions; i think whipping a child is tantamount to child abuse and a centimetre shy of slavery.

The average Nigerian child experience their first abuse in the hands of those that should protect them. I might get insulted for this but ever wondered why the average Nigerian is so aggressive? If you disagree with them, they retort to insults? Even wondered why the average Nigerian is very afraid of telling the truth?

It all boils down to upbringing like the one we saw in the video posted earlier. Children are individuals with minds of their own and the best way to raise a child is to win that mind over with any means but intimidation and force.


We have to break the cycle of Abuse!!
We must evolve to a better and greater society!
When you flog a child, you are not teaching them to not repeat same mistake, you are teaching them to make sure they don't get caught!


I challenge every Nairalander to take a different discipline approach this week! If your child mess up, call him or sit, sit them down and explain to them why what they did is wrong and why they must never do it again!! Give them one week punishment of dish washing and take away their phone or game or whatever they really enjoy with the promise to return when they behave better!!
We are not so concern about the way u raise ur child. But the problem we have is ur decision affect our society, and in such a way may have bad influence on our own well raise children.
In as much as we don't support abuse, there is nothing wrong in training ur child in the way they should walk.
Proverb 22:15 Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
Proverb 3:12For the LORD disciplines those he loves, just as a father disciplines the son in whom he delights.
He 12:6 FOR THOSE WHOM THE LORD LOVES HE DISCIPLINES, AND HE SCOURGES EVERY SON WHOM HE RECEIVES."

Training most of the time come with discipline.
Romance › Re: Saw A Pic Of My Gf In Sleeping Cloths In A Posh Hotel Room by Jollos(m): 9:15pm On Jul 14, 2020
bubudeen:
Sorry to bother you guys it my first post here. Just want some advice though. I have been dating my girlfriend for a little over a year now and we have been bonding and growing well. I would say we have a fairly healthy relationship. I don't want to go into details of what I have done for her or she done for me but. I can assure you I make sure she doesn't lack any basics.

Recently I wanted to use a nice picture of hers for a profile so I ask for her phone and asked for her gallery precisely cos she passwords every single app on her phone including her pic gallery. She opened it and handed me the phone. As I was going through I saw a picture she took in a very posh room white bedsheets, posh hotel like furniture she wore a big t-shirt she normally use to sleep and just inner tights shorts.

I asked her immediately where was this cos we see almost every other day. I looked at the date of the picture and saw that it tallied with the time she said she wanted to go stay with her friend that lives alone for one week cos she normally stays with her family.

Rather than answer she collected the phone and didn't talk. I kept asking she now said it was a guy that we both knows room. That she just went to greet him. I knew it was a lie cos the room was mega posh with white bedsheet and the time stamp on the picture was 9.22pm during lockdown time

I have since asked her to let me see the picture again she has refused rather claiming that I am damn to jealous and have trust issues so she won't show me.



What do I do. I am 99% sure the pictures were taken in a posh hotel room.
Next time send the picture to ur WhatsApp before showing her.

Now she will delete and show u another one.
Lost Evident
Education › Re: Private Schools Teachers To Protest On Monday Over Nonpayment, School Closure by Jollos(m): 10:41am On Jul 12, 2020
backnbeta:
One man's meat... I'm still angry Oyo reopened schools because most people in Ibadan don't even care about the pandemic at all undecided

The people on the Streets need to be sensitized for the schools to be safe because they all go back home from school everyday. It is well!
Ask urself this question first,
Do u have pandemic in Nigeria?
Is this what pandemic look like?
Is this how it affect other Europe countries despite our bad health care?
If we are not there CNN is there...u could c dead body litter street.
But for the past 3 months, how many dead body have u seen in ur area?

The fact is Covid is real, but thank God we are not badly hit, and so far so good we can't be hit again, if we will we would have died finish.


Let just tell ourselves the truth.

Those teachers have suffered enough
Politics › Re: Who Drafted Tinubu's Multi-Billion Naira Life Pension? by Jollos(m): 9:46pm On Jul 08, 2020
DEROX:
grin ipopig wailers and obsession with this man causing pains to their life
I wonder if u people that support thief get returns from their loot.

Looting ur destiny and ur children own join and u still support them openly is sickening.

If we check u may not ve 3 meal a day
Politics › Re: Florence Ajimobi Rebuffed Governor Makinde’s Offer For Help by Jollos(m): 5:12pm On Jun 29, 2020
I think the 50m scam still dey pain this woman.
Y crying someone call someone did not call

Na Dem kill the diarrhea mouth of your husband?
Politics › Re: Florence Ajimobi: Seyi Makinde Played Politics With My Husband’s Death by Jollos(m): 6:10am On Jun 29, 2020
So ur husband can die, pay pensioners then, he said he has not yet paid the living, now death caught him unaware...most of those pensionere are still alive.

Useless diarrhea mouth man
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: Lagos, Ogun Now Infected With Anti-Church Virus by Jollos(m): 5:55am On Jun 29, 2020
U all know road to isolation centers,
Yet none of u went there to show us how powerful ur healing power.

Must u open church to perform wonders.

Go to isolation centers to do ur miracle for now, then clamour for opening of church after.

Selfish people
Politics › Re: Victoria, Wife Of Lance Corporal Martins Arrested For Granting Media Interview by Jollos(m): 3:25pm On Jun 26, 2020
dokie:
I'm confused.

Are all of us Nigerians just suppose to watch this man get killed because he came out to say the truth?

No words from religious leaders, human rights activists, entertainers, nobody. But a few weeks ago it was all about black lives matter in America.

But this brave soldiers life doesn't matter?



But that was possible because certain leaders were at the forefront.

If we had the Bishops, GO's, Imams, A grade entertainers and the human rights activists at the fore front of the protest, we can Que behind them. Thats what happened during the subsidy protests. People queued behind leaders like Tunde Bakare, Wole Soyinka, Femi Kuti and the rest. You don't open fire on people like that, because that will generate such an outcry that can unseat a government. But if na me and you, they will whisk us away in a matter of seconds, and nobody will ever remember that we protested.

That is why i am particular about our so called religious leaders and entertainers that we do so much to keep on the high. But when it is time for them to use their platform to do something reasonable, dem go miss. Nonsense.

Just imagine If we had an Adeboye, Catholic Bishops, oyakhilome, Bakare, Tuface, Davido, Pete Edochie etc with their followers etal, leading protests from different angles on the same matter: demanding the release of this man and the immediate sack of the service chiefs, do you not think that we would achieve speedy result?
What a brilliant message.
Family › Re: How Much Respect Can A Woman Who Earns Higher Than Her Husband Give? by Jollos(m): 8:05pm On Jun 19, 2020
Total respect.
Celebrities › Re: 2020 NET Award: Davido Emerges As The Most Popular Music Artist(Photos) by Jollos(m): 6:26pm On Jun 14, 2020
caniva:
grin

Davido & Chioma suppose get the most popular couple. Just my personal opinion.

Congrats to the winner anyway.
Are they married¿¿¿¿
Family › Re: My Uncles Fixed My Late Father's Burial Without Informing Me, His First Son by Jollos(m): 11:54pm On Jun 08, 2020
Even if he will, u will still tell him to leave it for them. One thing must kill someone...get your fathers property... report at police station...get the shop seal by the police till further notice.
They will call u and explain to u the reason y the shop is open then, maybe they contribute to the shop and the house.
Useless set of uncle's.

Mind u am not praying for u to die...but people die everyday, don't let someone scare u with that.
Family › Re: My Uncles Fixed My Late Father's Burial Without Informing Me, His First Son by Jollos(m): 11:53pm On Jun 08, 2020
Even if he will, u will still tell him to leave it for them. One thing must kill someone...get your fathers property... report at police station...get the shop seal by the police till further notice.
They will call u and explain to u the reason y the shop is open then, maybe they contribute to the shop and the house.
Useless set of uncle's.

Mind u am not praying for u to die...but people die everyday, don't let someone scare u with that.
Politics › Re: Ayade Commissions Housing Estate For Bakassi IDPs, Decries 18-Year Neglect by Jollos(m): 2:02pm On May 31, 2020
Job well done
Romance › Re: Husband Writes Down Every Time His Wife Refused To Sleep With Him [pictures]. by Jollos(m): 4:51pm On May 26, 2020
NiklauseFred:
Sent her a letter and then left on a business trip

Guys are you thinking what am thinking?

that nigga dey go cheat wella cheesy
Travel › Re: Zimbabweans React To Nigerian High-Speed Train by Jollos(m): 4:42pm On May 25, 2020
thesicilian:
Common secret you can't keep

Sports › Re: Godswill Uche 'Bala': Kelechi Iheanacho, My Childhood Friend Who Forgot Me by Jollos(m): 10:01am On May 25, 2020
The blessing of the LORD makes one rich, And He adds no sorrow with it.


Your own time too will come. Just don't be lazy.




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WhatsApp/call 08030842912
Sports › Re: FG Forecloses Involvement In Bash Ali’s Novelty Bout by Jollos(m): 9:43am On May 25, 2020
Government no wan wear green white green for this man casket.

And why?



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Politics › Re: Buhari Cancels Appointments, Approvals Made By Abba Kyari by Jollos(m): 6:00am On May 25, 2020
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Health › Re: Bauchi Spends N4,500 On Each COVID-19 Patient's Meal Daily by Jollos(m): 6:15pm On May 24, 2020
I supply pork within Lagos, white meat and very healthy.
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Science/Technology › Re: The Cobra I Killed Behind My House Last Night by Jollos(m): 9:11pm On May 19, 2020
I only saw unprocessed meat. grin
Crime › Re: UNIPORT Student Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl by Jollos(m): 11:45am On May 14, 2020
Human heart is full of evil.


I supply pork within Lagos, pork is white meat and very healthy.
WhatsApp/call 08030842912
Family › Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by Jollos(m): 11:14am On May 14, 2020
Can anyone pls give some first aid to snake bite.
As it is most hospital in the city dont keep antidotes
Agriculture › Re: Pig Farmers Lets Meet Here by Jollos(m): 8:52am On May 14, 2020
I deliver pork to your door step within Lagos 3 times a week.

You can reach me on 08030842912.

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