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Laurele:
As a sales man i bliv you should learn to pay attention to details, read my comment again and see how indifferent n out of point ur reply to it is

Ok if someone presents you with two identical pen with only the colours differenciating them(Red & Blue). He then asks you to sell the red one to him while he already owns the blue one.


Please tell me how to go about this. Remember the 2 pen are perfectly identical with only the colour separation them.


This is an interview question I got from a white guy named Dave at Coca-Cola sales rep interview 3years ago in Ikeja.


Personally I think the question is dumb cos there's no sure way of seeking the pen except the buyer likes your personalty.

PenisCaP:
But i thought they said yoruba men are romantic.. under 2weeks this IS the 3rd news of yoruba man beatin wife to stupo. SHAME!

Yes we are but romance is relative. Romance to a Gold digger is for you to flash the gold.


In the case of Mr Gentry, the gold he is flashing is a 16karat gold whereas the woman has her sight on a 48karat gold outside.

Viccur:
10 pple bawo, what if his relatives visit him at home? What sort of bail condition is that. NoToSeccession.

He was granted bail for his health status.

He is surposed to be treating himself not taking pictures with more than ten people.

The people around this guy will eventually use their ignorance to send him to early grave.

If truly he's having health challenges, the stress his people will give him might aggravate the health issue and if his health was ok before, they will send him back to Kuje with their ignorance.

Instead of them to allow the poor guy to rest to have a renewed strength for his aggitation, they are here stressing him and making him to break the law.

lovelygurl:
Op that's not true. You just don't understand. I will never encourage someone above 25 to come to Germany. I mean forget it, you just WON'T cope and will have to settle for less. The language is the big deal here. People think it's very easy to learn a language, they don't even plan and most think Europe/America is a place where the streets are made of gold. Sometimes you have to be EXTREMELY patient, sometimes you will be forced to give up on your dreams etc.

The truth is the younger the better. You don't want to come here and do some jobs you don't want to, just because you can't speak the language and therefore have no other choice

This is what intending migrants expect from people abroad not the usual cliche that people throw around by discouraging people from coming over there.


I expect them to make intending migrant to understand the pros and cons of coming over there then leave the decision to the intending imigrant to make. Instead what you here is "it is not easy, if you can eat and survive you should stay there". Nobody believes its easy anywhere but with the its not easy, its not easy. How many times has anybody left there because its not easy. How many of them has come back home empty handed.

They should stop the cliche of its not easy, its not easy. Which one is better: Hard work over there with something to show for it or easy work here with nothing to show for it. Nobody says its easy.

eminent007:
See why I said you don't read? You are referring to a King Cobra which isn't even really a cobra.
You ain't ready to learn. Let me leave you to your ignorance.

Read the second link and enlighten yourself before teaching someone.

eminent007:
You think we don't read like you

ehen! so you read?


Then you should've read this below of your brain is not paining you.


http://www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cobra&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjP5tTJycTTAhWIIsAKHantBRsQFggUMAM&usg=AFQjCNFpM_IqxZQ9SRNwrOI0ml8f4S1Tzg


http://cobras.org/cobras-all-you-need-to-know/

samuel900:
SHUT UR MOUTH

Is this frustration or this is how you shout in real life.

Pele.


Kikikikiki. e dey pain am.

This is baby Cobra na less than 7ft.


Their average length is said to be between 9ft and 13ft.

Oloyede the great vice chancellor of UniIlorin.
The nightmare of Lazy lecturers.
The one university strikes couldn't affect.
That man turned UniIlorin to what it is today.

gbegemaster:
The press is not helping matters.

Nigerian press can make one to look like a fool. That is why I don't rush to post on FP again because in a matter of hours, you'll here a contradictory news.

gbegemaster:
I see. Anyways I heard he's rejected the bail conditions.

The new twist is that he has denied rejecting the bail. He promised to meet the condition in 48hours.

musa7m:
serving senator,wic Nigerian senator wil come out for this guy.....and for the jewish religious leader....do we have jews in Nigerian....dem have go to South africa/ jewish HQ to fine one

Jewish leader will be hard to find but the senators, that one no hard. dem full every where.


You think say we get shame for this country. Taaaa we no get.


In a same clime, nobody will want to be associated with someone charged with treason.


Talking of treason, that is where I believe Ipob has gotten it wrong. No sane country wants someone charged with treason associated with them and BTW the world right now is too busy with Trump(USA) and Kim(North Korea) nuclear threats to know that one biafra exist somewhere.

gbegemaster:
I can bet you that money won't be an issue.

Forget Buhari time, lots of Nna hold better bread.

Na the Jewish surety I nor understand.

The court normally asks for a religious leader as a surety but since Nnamdi kanu said he is a Jew and not a Christian or traditional worshipper, then calling for a Jewish leader by the court is not out of place.


I don't think he can meet the condition because to find a Jewish leader in Nigeria is next to impossible and to find one that can vouch for him is one in infinitesimal. Do we even have Jewish synagogue in Nigeria let alone a leader.

Do you mean since morning comment never full first page.


Thank God all this Ipob Yoots Don go celebrate their directors relaease.


***dodges bullets runs outa thread***

This one way be like spider. Mtcheww

Keballl:
What a lousy drop dead buffoon, LOL. Your idiocy will drown you.

You're already drowned. Ndi ara.


Useless waste of egg.



Go back to school and learn how to filter information instead of you selective use of information or better still demand for a refund and go learn auto repair.

Lakebeyin:
Those guys I rili dnt knw wat adjective 2 qualify dem.... but d question is, where were they b4 BBN?

Those guys are real attention grabbers not even seekers. They're all trying to use their sister's fame to also be relevant but that doing it with despiration.


On the other hand, they may be angry she didn't win to payoff their family debt. you know they're still in debt. 500k couldn't do much in the debt their sister claim she(they) owes.

Keballl:
You are an insane liar and a shameless fraudster. The time taken to type all that turd above would have been better utilized providing an excerpts to any article that explicitly said the NIA DG shed tears.

I challenge you once again to prove me wrong or forever accept you are an obstinate m0ron.

"Education is that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their understanding"

I'm not your teacher to point to you how to use Google to educate yourself on the matter.


BTW you're still a foo1.

This is seriously disturbing.

pathetic

Keballl:
The only imbec1le here is you who stupidly reads only headlines while ignoring the content. I challenge you to show excerpts of this imaginary tears the DG NIA shed. Show me or accept you are a worthless being not to be taken seriously.

You are a very dull BMC member. Read the quote below and weep for your idiocy.



http://punchng.com/breaking-suspended-dg-nia-did-not-weep-says-buharis-aide/

You're as foolish as I thought but unfortunately I underestimated your stupidity.


You brought an excerpts that was released to save the face of a sinking man.


Tell me who was closer to The said car? The journalist's or Garba Shehu?



In fact after reading your trash up there, my gut could do nothing but regurgitate this quote from Billy Madison:

".....What you've just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever read. At no point in your, rambling, Incohenrent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone reading this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no point, and may God have mercy on your poor soul."

Idiot.

Keballl:
Big shame on you lad. Why lie like an idiot ?

I think you're the imbec!le if you're telling me you didn't see the newspaper headlines.



Answer Foo!s according to their foolishness.

RIP to the dead.

deomello:
Ouch!! That hurts.

Don't mind the Yaba left patient.

Mightyraw:
so I can accuse u of anything nw, since I gat mu
Friends to be my witness

No you can't if I didn't trespass on your property but if there is irrefutable evidence that I trespassed on your property not once, not twice and with no verifiable purpose.


Also the defendant with his witnesses must be able to proved that he challenged the intruder, demanding to know his mission and also demand that he leaves his property on every ocassion or that he didn't have the opportunity to do so.

Except the killing was for something else other than intrusion, it could be justified that the man had intention to harm his wife in a way he suspects would be rape.

LordAdam16:
TRASH!

I wonder why you think so highly of yourself, that I'd type out a long text to reply you in a bid to convince you about something you're unable and unwilling to understand. What do I gain from that? If you don't get it, go f*ck yourself. I don't care what you believe or don't believe?

You're about as inconsequential as one of the 6,316 people who died in the last one hour.

Because you clearly do not understand what it means to be a fall guy for a big-wig and be in on it. It means you assume responsibility and tell alternate tales like appropriation by an ex-president when the notes were gotten under a new president.

When you can't understand something so simple, you become incapacitated to follow a logical line of thought.

So Mister, I don't give a flying f*ck whether you think I'm hallucinating and you're correct. Be by yourself and stay in your echo chamber. I've got nothing to gain from exchanging replies with you on NL. It's the least productive thing to do with my time.

-Lord

You're the one that thinks so highly of yourself to the point of insulting someone just because they didn't share your corrupt illogical sentiment.


If you're too big for everyone on NL then why are you here. You're just egoscentric and arrogant, drunk on your ignorance that you in your false self believe think is knowledge. You're so consumed by your arrogance and ingnorance that you believe your own lies and you think everyone must also believe it unchecked. Anyone that doesn't is intelectually not up to you.


Well I give it to you, you're different. Your place is different in the society cos in your world you're the unchallenged king. Your likes are not aliens infact they are everywhere on almost every Nigerian streets. Minding their unchallenged kingdom where everyone else cannot match up to them.

I have seen how everyone has been bashing you here and there on this thread and and you keep repeating the same rubbish you wrote upthere instead of countering them with sensible facts. All this while your army of supporters keep dwindling as they realise what a "failure" your arguments are.

But I don't blame your attacker for they don't know(like I have now known) that you're the unchallenged king of your own kingdom. If they knew, they would've left you in your self paradise of foolry.

Mightyraw:
I dnt understand, how did u know his intention
U read minds

The only reason he will loose that case is if he dosent have a good lawyer or a good public defender.

All he needs are witnesses to prove that the intruder was on his property for four nights with no clear purpose.


You have the right to assume whatever intention you believe is the reason for an intruders intrution. He can even assume he was there to kill him and he did it in self defence.

As long as he has witnesses to back his claim and the prosecutors could not establish any prior relationship or disagreement between him and the deceased. Also his witnesses must be consistent in their story and not contradicting.

AceRoyal:
Magu has now become a knight from a pawn.
His overzealousness to prove himself has led to so many mistakes.watch how he gets to slow down in this coming weeks.
Been knowledgeable doesn't mean one is smart,wise and intelligent.
Having a professor of law with them makes no difference.
Even within this administration there is so many in fightings.
Just be patient and watch the drama unfold.
This is all political Telemundo!

My guy. I get your point that it is all politics but in still dont understand the rationale behind sacrificing a bishop to be replaced by a pawn. The other conspiracy theorist already said Magu sill be used and dumped and here you are saying he has become a night.

Buhari is not there to prove himself to anyone neither is Magu.

Answer these questions if you truly believe the whole thing is a charade.

Who authorised the release of the money?

For what purpose was it authorised? Is it for magu to prove a himself or what?

If it is to appease the Senate then why choose Oke who nobody cares about?

Why not Magu that the senate would so much love?



The conspiracy theory doesn't add up.

LordAdam16:
You are just typing complete nonsense.

Is this your strategy? Insult when you don't have any logical explanation. "Answer a fool according to his foolishness"

Oke is not part of the political struggle. He is retiring and has no stake in the government.

He is not part of any political struggle But he is in on the charade to rubbish is years of service. You think retiring from Nigerian Intelligence is the end of his career. No. There is more in the international intelligence gathering Society for him. He wont end it for a cheap amount that could get him killed in the future and rubbish his achievement.

If he is not part of the political struggle, but he is in on a deal to rubbish his own career then who owns the money?
Who authorised the release of the money? Don't tell me it is Buhari's administration cos you don't expect me to believe that much money was planted by buhari just to rubbish a fall guy that no one cares about his existence or not in the political "struggle" like you put it.

The Presidency doesn't want to axe Magu for any reason, even going as far as saying they'd go to the Supreme Court if the Senate insists. Oke is retiring in August. Osinbajo practically gave Magu his vote of confidence days before Magu's bust, so it makes no sense to do a 360 when they're keeping him for reasons that are not immediately apparent.

Who said anything about axing Magu? I'm only concerned with the rationale behind axing Oke and calling him a fall guy who already knows he was the fall guy.

Who benefits from Oke's fall?

If anybody benefits then what do they have to gain by making the whole charade so Public? Why not do their horse trading in the back ground without involving a fall guy nobody cares about?

If nobody benefits from his fall the why make him fall for nothing?

You should be asking why Lawal is being suspended when he had no direct involvement with the Oke case? And why it took the Oke case to prompt them to do an investigation on Lawal when he had been cleared in January and there were no pending investigations on Lawal. All of a sudden imaginary monies are being discovered without owners, then NIA's money is discovered, and next thing new evidence just surfaced about the SGF.

I cant be asking why lawal is being suspended cos I'm not dumb like your fellow wailers. I already know it was to appease the senate and we all know it is justified.

If Lawal is the fall guy, It is understandable because he was already a "Public Enemy" No2 after Magu to the senate and rightly so to the whole country. We all know what he did.

Again my question. Why is Oke the fall guy? and to what end?

It is politics. For all your knowledge of chess, you are still too dumb because you are partisan.

I dumb? Why don't you look in the mirror and see who is dumb here cos i already punched holes in your useless conspiracy theory.

In fact, let me not get deep, believe what you want. The opinion of a dumb person does not affect me in anyway.

You dont need to stylishly abandon your theory. If you're sure of your facts then prove it and stop regurgitating same rubbish. Answer the questions i asked. Ode. You think everyone reading NL is as brainless as you and your praise singers who lacks the intellectual capacity to ask simple question. instead of you to answer my question you resort to insults. Ndi ara.

Your hatred for this administration has beclouded your sense of rational reasoning. I don't know the kind of weed you're smoking that makes you believe you know better than Deji Adeyanju who was a first hand witness to the whole process of how the money left the government house. You just think you can divert peoples views from the truth and turn everything upside down with your silly conspiracy theory.

Guess what! I've been in the game of conspiracy theory for long and to tell you what i've found. The truth is too complex to dilute or remixed. It can be hidden for long but it can never be diluted. Your attempt at diluting it is poor and insulting to common sense.

If this is your attempt at turning the table from your incompetent, ineffectual buffoon called GEJ, you have failed to fool me.

AceRoyal:
Magu is a Knight and the poster boy for anti corruption charade of this government.
Oke is a blind spot,he was sacrificed to appease Nigerians and kill the $43M case,while Babachir was axed to appease the senate(Senate won't talk about the $43M and other fall out with the government).
Oke gets a happy retirement with off the book pecks.He won't go against the government because the government also knows a lot about him,exposing him also means he needs the protection of the government.
In the fullness of time,Magu will be axed but doing so right now will be detrimental as he is still in public glare.They will axe him when they have a more solid evidence against him which they are still cooking.
It's all about political interest.

Someone says Magu is the pawn and you are here calling him a knight.

Which one should I believe.


Please make it clear instead of confusing yourselves. If magu and oke are same side of a coin then why expose oke. be rational here. it is easy for them to get it up before it even gets to the public given the sensitivity of the Intelligence community.

What is the essence of showing the public the money only to want to cover it up and sacrificing a high ranking officer of their "army".

Guy it makes no sense even to an slowpoke.

Are you now saying the whole money was released by PMB just to show Nigerians he is working and then all of a sudden they don't know what to say again only to horridely prepare oke as the sacrificial lamb to cover up an unnecessary exposure. They may be slow in actions but they are not dumb especially not with a professor of law with them.

Moneyyy:
Is the Apostle living in Canada? Do Canadian courts have jurisdiction in Nigeria? This girl is funny and has a mission.

As long as he is a legal resident of Canada, he is under the court's jurisdiction. Of which he is cos if he isn't a legal resident, he won't have a residential address while still not in their country. They would've thrown out the case for lack of jurisdiction.


Suleiman may be in real trouble for this.

LordAdam16:
You are the one who is clever by half.

Oke is an intelligence officer. Which makes him the perfect fall guy for a cover-up as he is in on it, has nothing to lose (as he is retiring soon), and can do the theatrics (such as crying in public). Really? The director of the largest foreign intelligence operation in Africa, crying on live TV simply because he is suspended 4 months to when he is going on leave.

You believe that nonsense and you have the guts to quote me.

It's politics and all about 2019.

PS: And sure, Assad didn't use those weapons. Anybody who thinks so is delusional. Trump is using him to score cheap points. Like the MOAB drop on ISIS.

-Lord

If he is in on the whole charade than remind me why magu bursted the safe house.

Does it mean Magu was not in on it?

If magu was in on it then why are they showing us all this while they can silently carry out their political tradings.

Why was oke the fall guy? who stands to benefit from his fall? For all we know much people stands to benefit from magu being the fall guy than oke or lawal. The Senate doesn't care about Oke they care much about Magu.

You said Magu is a pawn yet he took out a bishop with his burst and he's still standing while the rook, the king, the queen, the knight are all present happy to sacrifice the bishop that was exposed by their own pawn and not by the opponents pawn.

To put it more clearer to you. The bishop got bursted by the pawn he has no control over. Instead of calling the king that has control over him to prevail on him, he chose to go at it himself and in doing so the pawn exposed the whole government. This same pawn that has been an "enemy" within and without is still spared and instead the bishop gets the chop and yet you claim Magu is a pawn.

You claim it was to appease the Senate yet the Senate president came out to tell them to name the owner(fall guy) and they mentioned Oke who has little or no significant importance to the Senate leadership.

Guy your conspiracy theory raised more question than answers. There are better ways to do cover-up in government than dropping someone that "important". There are still more questions than I can type. Not everyone here is half brained and gullible like your wailing believers.