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iyatrustee:
Really? Thanks for the enlightenment. However, in the situation here, it has been compressed in the sandwich so it would be almost impossible to say for sure.

No matter the condition, a used condom can never be rolled back into shape.

iyatrustee:
Gross!


The probability of it been a used condom is 99.9%. if not, it should be in its pack. She not only ate sandwich but one mixed with semen



Some quickie happened in the production room definitely.





Lalasticlala, come see something oh

Speaking from experience and being a man myself, I can authoritatively say it has never been used.



A used condom will be long. This one is short and still very much rolled up.



#IMO Someone was being mischievous.

tbaba1234:
Devalue the currency and borrow...

That is the most likely way.

A sensible president will never do that.


It is a method deviced by the powerful west to perpetually enslave the third world countries.


We have enough money both in the economy and the stolen ones that will fuel the budget. If you or anyone doubt me they can quote this comment.

PMB will surprise most people next year with a lot of policies that will boost this nation.

tunex23:
APC is worst than PDP, Faleke should go to court and reject that deputy post. What a useless 419 party, Buhari and co are not fit to be Governing this country

APC has divided into fragments where we have the good, the bad, the neutrals and the power grabbers.

On the good side are the Rochas, Tinubu, majorly ACN stock. They still believe in the CAN ideology of loyalty and clean politics.

On the bad side are the Saraki, Dino melaiye Tambuwal, Atiku and the likes. They are ready to bring down the country to cover up their tracks.

On the Neautrals we have the Fasola, Ameachi, Fayemi etc. They're not knee deep into the party politics. They just want to achieve and advance their own course.

The Power grabbers are the Kaduna Mafia of El rufai, Buhari and his CPC caucus backed by TY Danjuma. They want to be in control of everything. They are the ones carrying the born to rule mentality of the north.

**Personal Opinion**
Though I'm still a clear supporter of PMB's governance but I'm against his style of politics.

tobimillar:
Faleke is smart. He is clearly the governor. How many registered persons came out to vote on Saturday? YbvcClearly Faleke should have been declared winner of the election earlier

tunex23:
sharaap there....ebira man were in Mathematics did you see 25,000 greater than 41,000? Use your common sense

This is what some of us has been clamouring for since they started this their charade.

How can you declare an election inconclusive because there are 41,000 registered voters of which only 25,000 are eligible to vote.

Faleke should go to court and not accept their illegal bribe. He has a very clear case provided there is justice.

Buhari and his Kaduna Mafia is destroying the single lasting Legacy GEJ left Nigeria with. A truly Independent INEC.



All in the name of cutting down Tinubu's influence. They couldn't do it legally they had to resort to twisting the electoral law for a single man.





Goes to show how truly powerful God has made Tinubu. Jagaban borgu.

PassingShot:
One can only feel for Faleke that the laws conspired against him but there is NOTHING he can do about the situation. Even if he spends his entire savings on this case, I believe Yahaya Bello will be governor.

If not for the Electoral law that specifically demands that a candidate must have fully participated in his party's primaries to qualify for election, APC would have used Faleke as Audu's replacement.

The lesson of this Kogi election is that it's advisable to participate in the primaries that will throw up a substantive candidate (gubernatorial or presidential) even if your plan is to be deputy to the eventual winner. In the event that your principal kicks the bucket during election process, you will easily be made his replacement without much rancor.

It may be 1year or 2years but if there is real justice in our law court, I can bet Faleke will still be the governor.


The Kogi Election was never inconclusive because of the 49,000 registered voters, only 25,000 were eligible to vote. So it was never inconclusive. Audu should've been declared winner of the election.


The electoral act empowers INEC to certify that a voter is duly registered and eligible to vote. This brings us to the question that how do you identify that a person is duly registered and that he is the one in the voters register? Then the PVC comes in, to identify a voter as being duly registered and therefore eligible to vote. It now leads us to the question, how many of the 49,000 registered voters can be said to have PVC which makes them eligible to vote? Ans= Only 25,000.


What is now the basis for the inconclusiveness?

If Audu had been declared as it should have been, the issue of replacement won't have come up, let alone that of Primary. The issue of replacement and Primary are secondary issue that came up after INEC had committed their blunder been used.

What happened in Kogi was pure power play between Buhari's Kaduna Mafia Bloc of the party and The Tinubu caucus.

Why is PDP doing all this, just to win sympathy from the public.




First it was Ekweremadu now Bamanga Tukur and with all their security escorts those people keep escaping.




Whoever came up with this cock and bull story is insane.

ibolomo:
it is very much in the market. A new version just came on board. It is about 30gb when installed

30gb is fvcking heavy. Even windows 10 is not that heavy.

PunkyVeer:
LMAO. No. But I do kinda make guys start thinking about wedding rings

I was watching a talk show just now & the hostess (Tia Mowry) spoke about how guys never wanted her in high school, but instead ran after all the slutty girls. I could relate to that. I think guys kinda sense who to play with & who to take serious as far as relationships are concerned. She went on to say, one of the boys told her she was serious GF material, hence they avoided her. They simply weren't ready for what she projected at that time. So yeah, some girls do have that air about them. They make niggas start thinking baby strollers & houses on the hill I can proudly say all my relationships were long term. Never experienced a hit & quit situation, because I'm serious minded & it tends to rub off on the guys I date. They do sober up real quick

Damn. I love me a girl like this.




Tired of all these cheap gold digging hoes running around.

ibolomo:
In mortal Kombat voice.... FATALITY

Lol.


Is that game still in the market. Men good old days.

Someone should tell that man that there is blood on his hands.


Human blood. Bloods of Boko Haram victims.

Na wa for this thieves o.

PDP lie and propaganda Busted.

Di confessng sef na clown of a lady.

Na advice she come for she still dey mingle with jokers.

This is serious.

Serious 12th century spell

But why all these wickedness.

Acjohn:
It all start with having the right people with foresight in the right places and and we will get it done. If China made it I think we can make it.

China made it with a very different system of government that makes it very hard for them to penetrate.


Go and check around the world, any government practising democracy is either their ally or at their mercy.


Freedom without control is chaotic and destructive. That is what they try to preach with their democracy.

LMAO

adedayourt:
nd dat was hw d stewpid man added fullishness to his already pathetic life.
association of idiotic fellow ll pride u as der president

You don vex finish?


It still doesn't cure you of foolishness.


Ode shi nie.

adedayourt:
u mean simply bcus dey terrorist dey dont deserve trial

no vex me dis nite abeg

Vex tear your boxers.



Maybe shekau is your uncle that you want to see them tried. Maybe they can plead not guilty and wriggle their way out of it.


Ode oshi.

adedayourt:

arrest here arrest there we dont get to hear of trial nd sentense. .

Where in the world do you hear of terrorist being tried?

They only hold them to extract information from them and kill most of them.

ModiKen:
Next Dasuki.

Life imprisonment please!

Life in what? You you realize how many lives their wickedness have caused this nation? Don't you?



Anything short of death sentence is not fair to me.

omenka:
That is just it. They knew Sanusi would never be the puppet the want him to be so they eased him off the stool using some trumped up allegations and installed a robot who could do their bidding at the push of a button- and what a fabulous job he did!

Saw wailers crate a dozen threads the other day from a story by their preferred propaganda site Thetrentonline "exposing" a "secret plot to remove Emefiele and replace him with a Northerner", and they Wailed all over the place with their usual "Buhari is a religious bigot and anti South East".

None of them appeared to think Baba doesn't need to "plot" or do anything in "secret" to remove Emefiele if he wants to, but can simply do so with the stroke of a pen.

None of them appeared to remember Jonathan did the exact same thing they are accusing Baba of "plotting" to do when he (Jo) removed Sanusi and replaced him with Emefiele.

I'm still confused as to why Baba has been retaining this guy. Get some other fella from the same region if need be and give this guy the boots already! Then have him become jolly friends with EFCC bust like his buddies.

I remember Boy George promising to go on exile should Baba win the election- now, with Dasuki singing like a bird, I understand why! He and Odili should be put under surveillance so the don't bolt outta the country unnoticed.

PDP is one insatiable parasitic behemoth that dealt Nigerian a really raw deal and deserves to be wiped off the surface of this earth.

And that big liped headress blabbermouth called NOI would want us to believe she played no part in all of this. I'm pretty sure it is but just a matter of time before one of these canaries rat her out. Her dossier would soon be laid bare for the public to scrutinise.

Oh, I thank and bless the Lord for the day we made the choice to vote Buhari. I shudder frightfully at the thought of what might have been had PDP been retained at the centre...

I said on the thread that reported the N25b CBN agriculture intervention loan that the emefiele guy should be sacked because of the intervention loan and some other things he has being doing to undermine the administration.

Some wailers attacked me. You see now.

Na waooo

Wow this girl fine o.

The temporary governor will soon vacate the seat.

Not only charged, he should be made to return our money N2.1b with interests. Let him go and claim his money from PDP.

uzolexis:
Plz stop blindly supporting PMB. He is a tourist and not a president. He has ministers and a VP for crying out loud, why cant he delegate some of this things to them? Why does he have to go himself? Is it that he doesn't trust his ministers? Why cant the VP go instead of him sometimes. Buhari has not been in Nigeria for 2 straight weeks since he became president, he's been touring the world,attending both relevant and irrelevant meetings. No matter, how we try to twist it, it doesnt speak well of a president.

I am not a blind supporter but at the same time there are thing that cannot be delegated. Especially at this crucial time Nigeria is. Whatever in on ground in Nigeria can easily be handled by a minister or VP.

If you have ever been in a distressed company before, you will understand and appreciate what the man is doing. In a distressed company, even the issues of an ordinary gate man will be a topic of interest to the new manager. Take MTN for example do you think the new Nigerian Chairman will ever delegate any negotiation with NCC to anyone. Nigeria is a distressed country give the man a break.

In 1999 when OBJ came in, most of these kids on Nairaland were either not born or couldn't recognise their right from left, he did the same thing. Maybe not to this extent because Nigeria was not as distressed as this.

When GEJ was travelling to Israel almost on a weekly basis, did anyone critisize him for it.

Call me a blind follower then I'll call you a blind critic.

No

8unit:
too bad you didn't even mention the problem of the country. Just leave the protest out of this. The protest isn't taking much life than Boko Haram which He used to win votes. U remember how he promised to end insurgency? So do u think him getting his ass down here to plan well is a big thing? Like seriously some of ya all sound so stewpid for my liking.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, an attention seeking cretin quotes you.

So by your twisted senseless and obviously mentally defected flat headed thinking, PMB should not do anything again because BH is yet to be eliminated. He should sit down and do nothing until BH is totally eradicated.

Bashar Al-Assad never travelled since the beginning of the Syrian unrest.

He should've summoned the Chinese president or just leave everything else and face BH like that is the only problem Nigeria has. No wonder your region is yet to produce a President and I doubt it ever will with this kind of thinking.

Now tell me the "unstupid" wise one, while he sits down, what will be the job of the NSA, DG SSS, CDS, Interior Minister, Defence Minister and a host of other Security chiefs.

Ode, olodo, oponu abi ifun rairai.