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Food › Re: Food Scarcity Looms In Prisons Over N6bn Debt by jomoh: 10:48pm On Nov 16, 2015
Na wa o.


GEJ still left debt for prison too?
Politics › Re: This Picture Of APC Will Shock You! by jomoh: 10:39pm On Nov 16, 2015
Yes. They did as the promised.

Before they came in, we all know the situation of fuel scarcity in the economy.

Before they came in we all know the situation of electricity.

In less than 4weeks, queues disappeared from filling stations

In less than 4weeks, Electricity improved.

If you want Nigeria to change to Dubai in 4weeks or even 4years, you should have voted for T.B Joshua or David Copperfield.




FYI
You voted for Politicians not Magicians.


They are humans not gods.
Education › Re: Please Help! My Student Said She Is In Love With Me by jomoh: 10:31pm On Nov 16, 2015
What should you do?



My advice:
Go and get her laid.

I will be happy to read that a paedophile teacher was castrated.



Rubbish
Jokes Etc › Re: Today Is Chelsea Day.....photo! !! by jomoh: 10:27pm On Nov 16, 2015
Creativity


#ChelseaDonSuffer
Politics › Re: Fayose, Others Should Return To Elementary School – Minister Of Information by jomoh: 10:19pm On Nov 16, 2015
Bwuhahahahaha



At last. Exactly what I've been waiting for.



Lai Mohammed never disappoints.
Family › Re: Cobra And Monitor Lizard Killed In A Bed Room by jomoh: 9:40pm On Nov 16, 2015
Dat place na Zoo
Politics › Re: Fayose To FG: Tell Nigerians Owners Of REMITA by jomoh: 5:10pm On Nov 16, 2015
chopido:
no be small bone ok.. But joke aside y are we paying this company such amount ?? What does it take to transfer this money as one account that will warrant such profit.. I tire
Now that we're being serious. Can we ask Fayose who appointed REMITTA and when were they appointed.

Fayose is just grappling at straws to make sure his shady deals are not exposed by the TSA. Trying to condemn the FG of a contract signed and sealed close to 4years ago.

Fayose is a big thief and he has no choice cos he will be the only one left out.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Determined To Remain One – Buhari by jomoh: 5:04pm On Nov 16, 2015
benedictnsi:
may be The old man just listened to Lucky Dube —— TOGETHER AS ONE gringrin that's why he is sounding as if he has something good to offer to the BIAFRANS grin


To all those people who jumps from Thread
to thread, shouting "END-TIME", "END OF
THE WORLD"...... better respect your MISERABLE SELVES. If you are tired of LIVING in this earth, look for the nearest BUCKET AND Kick. After all, you will definitely meet your age mates in hell.

Most of you don't have a single legacy and
are not even more religious than we........ we
know the world will come to an end one day
buh I mean, no one made you a REMINDER

Bwuhahahahaha


LWTMB


Guy u no get joy at all. U dey vex seriously.
Career › Re: 4 Big Career Lessons Managers Can Learn From Mourinho And Chelsea Slump by jomoh: 3:54pm On Nov 16, 2015
Mustay:



The first paragraph has more to do with fans than JM. Those are fanatical cum human behaviors of fans in such sports though I must admit some go overboard. E.g the guy that rammed over some fans just because they were celebrating UCL victory.

As for JM vis-à-vis Wenger, you should remember that it's part of the game especially in England. Before JM, it was SAF vs AW. In fact, it was obvious when JM was at Real Madrid that the press + JM missed the jabs coaches threw in England. Also, JM mentioned his index for measuring failure; the number 4 spot trophy. Not to defend the garrulousness of JM but sometimes, these jabs are interesting to watch; remember when AW almost lost his cool when Arsenal met Chelsea.







The way your points 'connect' are confusing; from sacked coaches to background crew. Anyway, if I was unhappy about Di Matteo's sack, then Ancelotti's was worse. Nevertheless, you need to remember the way JM left the first time. It was clear writing on the wall that he would come back. The owner had an affinity for him, hence he brought him back to stabilize the team and implement a long-term strategy rather than changing coaches like diapers.

For Eva, JM needs to give a public apology. Psychology has a way of playing its way and it may not be unconnected with the behavior/attitude of the players on pitch. His outburst was childish and totally unnecessary; she was acting as a medic would, not a technician. JM is not a medic and should not expect her to think like a tactician. Moreover, as a woman, she is 'emotionally expected' to react the way she did. How do we know when not to have another Fabrice Muamba incidenthuh Better to play safe than sorry.




The last two points are fair. For me, let your works be louder than your voice. JM is an interesting character whether you like him or not. Sometimes, he just amazes me with his choice of words. I can vividly remember when he said he fielded 11 wrong players. Methinks, he needs to talk less for now.

It's hard to say you're number one and divert attention from yourself without proving your status
Personally as a barca fan, I enjoy anything negative happening to JM and chelsea football wise. We are rivals but that doesn't take away my respect for him.

The OP has only thrown a jibe at a rival. That's what we do with staunch rival in La Liga. It does not throw away our respect for the club or the manager. Its the same thing that happens in viewing centres.

Only an hypocrite will say he/she does not enjoy seeing his rival loose or in misery. When I see them languishing at the bottom of the table I can only rejoice and throw jibes at them.
Politics › Re: Buhari Set To Name 14 Special Advisers by jomoh: 10:21am On Nov 16, 2015
Appointments upon appointments.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Paris Shooting: France Drops 20 Bombs On Islamic State Jihadi Training Camp by jomoh: 8:06am On Nov 16, 2015
cocolacec:
You guys are deceiving yourselves if you think they went there for ISIS,ISIS IS THE WEST ERRAND BOYS TO CAUSE CONFUSION AND MAYHEM SO MUSLIMS WHO WANT CALIPHATE'S RETURN WILL BECOME SO DISORIENTED AND NEVER WISH FOR A CALIPHATE ANYMORE DUE TO ISIS STYLE OF MADNESS.THEY ONLY AIM IS TO OVERTHROW ASSAD LIKE THEY DID IN LIBYA..ATTACK ON ISIS IS ONLY A PRETEXT TO LAUNCH A FULL SCALE WAR.FOLKS WORLD WAR THREE(NUCLEAR WAR) IS BUILDING UP GRADUALLY AND A NEW WORLD ORDER LEAD BY THE ANTICHRIST IS LOADING.Moschiah of the Zionist is about to emerge.SYRIA IS THE BATTLEGROUND FOR WW3 WERE EMPIRES WILL PERISH RUSSIA,USA,FRANCE,IRAN,CHINA, NATO. A NEW WORLD RULING POWER EMERGES WHICH IS ISREAL which will annex From River Euphrates to the River Nile .LET THE DRAMA BEGINS.
Exactly my thoughts. Kudos.

People are lost on who the tru enemy of the world is. They keep blaming the wrong set of people not knowing what is coming up.

I very few people knows.
Politics › Re: International Conspiracy To Ruin Nigerian Economy by jomoh(op): 5:44am On Nov 16, 2015
Koleman:
thats really what i thank God for. But i fear for buhari. No leader has every survived it! After i read the book "confession of an Economic Hitman" i wept
We just have to pray for him and support him. I believe all this is not for a long tim but only to stem the total collapse of the economy.


We are too dependent on imported goods in this country while we have a lot of people in Aba making quality products but no where to sell them at profit.
Politics › Re: International Conspiracy To Ruin Nigerian Economy by jomoh(op): 2:58am On Nov 16, 2015
grandstar come and see

You that has been calling for devaluation I hope you read this part.

What Nigerians must know is that these foreign investors want to come in and buy Nigeria’s assets at give-away prices and then make fortunes out of them later.
Have you now seen that it has always been about Africa and the west.

Developed vs underdeveloped

Industrialised vs 3rd world countries.

Thank God we have a president that have the balls to implement his own policies.
Politics › International Conspiracy To Ruin Nigerian Economy by jomoh(op): 2:52am On Nov 16, 2015
By Omoh Gabriel

Since the Nigerian economy emerged as the largest economy in Africa as a result of the rebasing exercise, the attempt to frustrate the nation’s efforts to move forward has been orchestrated by foreign investors, their media and now the European Union and the United States of America. The new move arose when the CBN out of the desire to protect the nation’s foreign reserve restricted some 41 items that can be produced locally from access to official foreign exchange. These items are not banned but can only now be imported with the importer’s own sourced foreign exchange.

As soon as the measures were announced, threats and protests from foreign investors took over the airwaves. Many of the investors are pressing for further devaluation of the Naira instead of the restriction on access to foreign exchange by the 41 items

It is curious that while at the the 2015 IMF/World Bank Group Annual Meetings, these multilateral financial institutions advised countries to take measures to deal with the peculiar economic situation confronting them, many of these countries which agreed to the suggestion are now seeing the action taken by Nigeria as anti-trade to the point of going to the World Trade Organisation to complain.

Truth be told, these complainants want Nigeria to perpetually import products from them. When Nigerians go to their countries to import junk goods to help clean up their environment, they do not complain.

When Nigerians import their goods and keep their factories running and their youths in employment at the expense of Nigerians, they do not complain. When Nigeria imports petroleum products from their countries while being a major exporter of crude, they do not complain. What Nigerians must know is that these foreign investors want to come in and buy Nigeria’s assets at give-away prices and then make fortunes out of them later. Last week, the United States and the European Union joined the fray to raise concerns at the World Trade Organisation about the Central Bank’s curbs on access to foreign currency, a WTO official said.

The report said “The bank, seeking to conserve its dollar reserves, said in June that importers could no longer get hard currency from the inter-bank market to buy 41 items including rice, cement, private jets, steel products, plastics and rubber, soap, cosmetics, furniture and Indian incense. “At least, nine WTO members raised concerns about the trade-related impact of the rules at a meeting of the WTO’s Council for Trade in Goods, the WTO official said.

The US representative at the meeting expressed “strong concern” about the effect on US exports such as agricultural goods, plastics, aircraft and aircraft parts and metal and metal products, adding that the affected exports were worth $500 million in 2013 and 2014, the official said. The US trade official also said the Central Bank had justified its action by saying it was “in order to encourage local production of these items”, which revealed its protectionist motivation. We are unaware of any effort by Nigeria to justify the measure at the WTO,” the WTO official quoted the US representative as saying to the meeting.

The EU official at the meeting said Nigeria also seemed not to have sought approval from the International Monetary Fund for its foreign exchange curbs, and said they were having a significant impact on trade. Other countries that had concerns about the curbs were Thailand, which was worried about agricultural shipments, Norway and Chile, which were concerned about fish, and Switzerland, Uruguay, Iceland and Malaysia, which were worried about the “systemic” impact”.

Looking at the countries that raised issues at the WTO, they were doing so to preserve their national economy. For instance, the Norwegian dried fish industry is close to bankruptcy after the CBN restriction destroyed their biggest market which was Nigeria. Nigerians have a huge appetite for ‘okporoko’, as unsalted, air-dried cod is known locally, using it as the key flavouring in the soups which accompany grain staples, the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation NRK, reported recently.

The report said: “In a normal year, Nigeria is Norway’s biggest single market for stockfish, with the trade, mainly in dried fish heads and other off- cuts, worth some 486 million Norwegian kroner ($58m) a year. “But since Central Bank of Nigeria in June restricted importers’ access to foreign- exchange market for some goods, including stockfish, business has ground to a halt.

“Nigeria is our main market. Over half of our turnover is stockfish and if the business stops for a few months, our company will be rapidly in the red,” Erling Falch from Saga Fisk in the Lofoten islands told NRK. He has already laid off almost half of the company’s 50 employees to cut costs until business returns to normal. He said that

Nigeria was the main country worldwide with a taste for dried fish heads. Falch said that his company normally exported as much as 100 tonnes of stockfish to Nigeria every week in the peak season. Instead, he now has some 500 tonnes of unsold stock in his warehouse, which he fears may soon become unsellable.

It is no surprise that Norway and others being affected raised the issues at the WTO. It is equally understandable why Thailand joined the fray of those pushing that the CBN reverse its decision on the 41 items restriction. Bulk of the rice imported into Nigeria is from Thailand. The fact that rice is one of the items in the list of items with restricted access to foreign exchange poses a significant threat to its economy. Unfortunately, rice imported from these countries are poison in the sense that they have spent close to eight years in store before being exported to Nigeria, such rice being in store for that long have no nutritional value.

These countries are more concerned about the negative effect of the policy on their economies than the possible positive impact of the restriction on the Nigerian economy. Nigeria has an army of unemployed youths. Through importation of these items, local industries have folded up and many employees sent to the labour market.

The economy is shrinking and governments cannot pay workers. How long will Nigeria continue down this line? This is one time that Nigerians should rise in one voice and say to hell with these self- seeking countries that are seeking to ruin our economy. This is the time to be patriotic. Nigeria is our only country. We are the ones to develop it. We must stand behind the CBN and encourage it to place more items that can be produced locally on the restriction list.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/international-conspiracy-to-ruin-nigerian-economy/

Lalasticlala, Seun,

Romance › Re: My Mother's Friend Sent Me The Following Note? by jomoh: 2:01am On Nov 16, 2015
Pride and arrogance comes before fall.
Celebrities › Re: Tosyn Bucknor White Wedding To French Boyfriend - Photos by jomoh: 1:48am On Nov 16, 2015
Amusaopeyemi:
*singing* Whooooooooo Who lives in a pineapple under the tree?
Sponge bob square pants.
Lol
I'll just lie down here jare.
God knows I hate that cartoon.



Ok you've got someone keeping your company on NL.


Good night here.



Tell the security man to lock the gate o.
Jokes Etc › Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by jomoh: 1:46am On Nov 16, 2015
Epic
Celebrities › Re: Tosyn Bucknor White Wedding To French Boyfriend - Photos by jomoh: 1:40am On Nov 16, 2015
Amusaopeyemi:
Done those things already. I'm even sleeping in my sponge bob night wear but sleep no come o.
Bwuahahahaahahahaha
........LWTMB



Sponge bob night....what?


Are you kiddi...how old are u......5years?


Aw sleep go come grin grin



Ok stand up, do exercise that will make u sweat then go take a shower again and go back to bed. if you no sleep in10min make Genevieve marry dis year.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Erred In Law By Ordering Stay Of CCT Proceedings - Falana (SAN) by jomoh: 1:33am On Nov 16, 2015
This same Daudu SAN
Nairaland General › Re: RELIGION: A Blessing Or A Curse? by jomoh: 1:31am On Nov 16, 2015
Religion is blessing. Without religion there won't Atheists.
Celebrities › Re: Tosyn Bucknor White Wedding To French Boyfriend - Photos by jomoh: 1:29am On Nov 16, 2015
Amusaopeyemi:
Sleep is not coming. I'm supposed to be tired and all but i'm not. My legs ache like cray.
Eyah pele.


You're supposed to take analgesic after all the dancing and a cold shower. Should've helped.
Crime › Re: I Was Mistaken For A Thief.. Almost Got Burnt by jomoh: 1:25am On Nov 16, 2015
Thank your stars
Celebrities › Re: Tosyn Bucknor White Wedding To French Boyfriend - Photos by jomoh: 1:12am On Nov 16, 2015
Amusaopeyemi:
I know. Just correcting you. No attitude whatsoever
"...got a problem with it"
My heart jumped.

Wats keeping you up by this time.
Celebrities › Re: Tosyn Bucknor White Wedding To French Boyfriend - Photos by jomoh: 1:05am On Nov 16, 2015
Amusaopeyemi:
The pimple face is the real me. I still look like that now, you've got a problem with that? Yes i'm a Atheist
Nope. None. Just thought it was and old pic.



Easy with the attitude am not here to pick a fight.
Celebrities › Re: Tosyn Bucknor White Wedding To French Boyfriend - Photos by jomoh: 12:16am On Nov 16, 2015
Amusaopeyemi:
Lol! I'm Tosyn's baby afterall.
Babe can you change dat ur old pimple faced picture let's see the new face grin grin


BTW are u really an Atheist?
Christianity Etc › Re: End Time: Isis And The "One World Ruler And Anti-christ by jomoh: 12:00am On Nov 16, 2015
Jeromejnr:
Why is there no third line outlined on the fourth palm?
Check the colours very well. Because they met doesn't mean they're together. One is yellow and the other is green with the red circle indicating their meeting point.

Remember the way we write things (our handwriting)too differ.
Christianity Etc › Re: End Time: Isis And The "One World Ruler And Anti-christ by jomoh: 11:17pm On Nov 15, 2015
Jeromejnr:
SMH
Google is your friend.
And yes, there are palm readers on NL in case you didn't know.
Take a look at a more detailed one.
Notice the percentage.
Also notice that none is made complete without the 3 lines.

Christianity Etc › Re: End Time: Isis And The "One World Ruler And Anti-christ by jomoh: 11:06pm On Nov 15, 2015
Jeromejnr:
Sorry, I can't do that. For all I know you could be a Palm reader.

But trust me when I say my palm is different from majority of the palms you see daily.

let me show you an example that defies your logic.
Oga go and sit down.

Palm reader online. Now I can confirm you need Paracetamol.

Mine don't even have either of the two you uploaded there but I've never seen anyone without the lines.

Except you will tell me some people only have 1 or just two lines which is very much impossible given the design of how our palm contrast when closed.

Conclusion.
Every human being has at least 3lines in their palm.

Also going by the picture you uploaded, you have a Simian line and a normal palm. Meaning the one with 2strokes is the normal palm while the one with single stroke is the abnormal palm. The abnormal one means it is not normal.

But still keep lying to yourself.
Celebrities › Re: Tosyn Bucknor White Wedding To French Boyfriend - Photos by jomoh: 10:47pm On Nov 15, 2015
Amusaopeyemi:
Aurelien is not an oil Tycoon. Get your facts right.
I knew you'd be here. I already saw it on you twitter time line uploaded on your instagram.




#Yorufrench
Christianity Etc › Re: End Time: Isis And The "One World Ruler And Anti-christ by jomoh: 10:44pm On Nov 15, 2015
Jeromejnr:
What the heck is this?

Is that how everyone's palm looks like? FYI, My palm does not in anyway look like that.

Stop your silly childhood conspiracies.

SMH. People just look at something and make it to be what they want it to be.
I challenge you to upload the pics of your palm.
Christianity Etc › Re: End Time: Isis And The "One World Ruler And Anti-christ by jomoh:
Jeromejnr:
Go do your research.

And how is it that not only are the two signs not the same but the message from the biblical passage also corresponds to the people that carry that sign on earth today.

They say when something is too much of a coincidence, then it's not merely a coincidence.
Malakh:
i'll help you he didnt give the right response you guys are just surmising n speculating in other words making shiit up.....research vicar filii dei to get your answer
Everything I read here about VICAR FILII DEI(vicar Son of God) are further indictment of christianity and the pope as being the Antichrist himself.

http://www.biblelight.net/666.htm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicarius_Filii_Dei

I don't know how the guy came about the link of VICAR FILII DEI and anything Islam.

I think the guy needs his head examined.

And talk about coincidence. Let me show you what real coincidence is. Not some cooked up conspiracy.

Every human being is born a muslim and here is the evidence/coincidence below.

There are 99names of Allah. It is written on our palms. Add the two together. 81+18=99

Christianity Etc › Re: End Time: Isis And The "One World Ruler And Anti-christ by jomoh: 9:48pm On Nov 15, 2015
parisbookaddict:
The crusades was started to defeat islamic terror... it was war between muslim jihadists and Christians defending the helpless
Really?

Can you tell us the location of this war in history and kindly give us evidence we can hold onto.

The picture the guy attached shows the romans on horses and the arabs on foot. Except you want to tell me the Arabs trekked all the way from the middle east to the roman kingdom to fight a war with enemies on horse. The only thing I can deduce from the picture is the people on horses terrorising the ones on foot.

Even history has it that Alexandria the great roman emperor died in the persian land (present day Iran and Turkey) while on one of his expeditions(war).

What I see today is only a little difference from what has always being obtainable. The christians poking their nose into other peoples matter. Eg CNN talking about Islam oppressing women in arab world.

ISIS, BOKOHARAM are all tools used by the agents of Antichrist led by christian Zionist which started within the Vatican. All in a bid to prepare the ground for its arrival. This is a war started the moment God banished satan from heaven.

These Zionists were the agents of Antichrist who were the original terrorists for over 300years. Today they are the world leaders who call the shots.

The Bush family are members of the SKULL.

US under George Bush in late 80's created and sponsored Al-qaeda through a disowned Saudi citizen.

George W. Bush in 2001, after the planned 911 attack of which non of the over 1000 jews working in the WTC came to work, launched a campaign to end the Al-qaeda network after achieving their sole aim--TARNISH THE IMAGE OF ISLAM

And the US is the closest ally of Isreal, a sworn enemy of Islam and muslims.

Obama came in after G.W.Bush and years later the west created and through the US again sponsored ISIS.

2015, Russia started another campaign to end ISIS and the US were forced to join in the fight. All this after Satan has used his agent to sponsor ISIS for one purpose only---TARNISH THE IMAGE OF ISLAM

And US still remain the closest ally of Isreal, a sworn enemy of Islam and Muslims.

Isreal said france will regret their decision to recognise the Palestinian state. Now we know what happened after.

Except you want to tell me ISIS attacked france who supported the statehood of Palestine.

In the end, Antichrist who is presently trapped on an Island will come, prevail over his agents to stop their campaign and there will temporary peace. During this time he will rule the world with Islam still very much active but restricted largely to Mekkah and Medina. Prophet Isa(ASW) will then come and conquer him.

Before the release of Antichrist from the Island, there shall be three massive earthquakes. 1 in the west, 1 in the extreme east, and 1 in the middle east.

Around 2011/2012, a particular country(I think North korea) accused the US of causing/inducing earthquakes with some scientific equipment. The US never denied it.

God prepared the muslims ahead for this days by warning in various verses of the Quran that Satan is a clear enemy. We cannot defeat him except to seek for Gods protection.

Shaytan(Satan) can defeat a muslim by whispering into him to go and join ISIS, Boko Haram but he can never defeat Islam.

Any part you're not sure of, you can google it and read more. All these are my deductions from things I've read in the Quran, Bible and internet and most importantly things I've seen during my existence on this planet.

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