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Jeromejnr:
Yes Sire!

Thanks for this.

but how does a roman letter and some randomly picked signs now mean 666. Those signs could as well be gotten from chinese words, indu, japanese, or even hebrew. Don't u think.

Jeromejnr:
Just to buttress his point
He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Wow...is that really the meaning?

Agathabishen:
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You need to read this.

Politicos:
Parental failure. Before I put forward workable suggestions, let me state categorically that you all have failed to raise a child. Who feeds her? Who buys her clothes? Who shelters her? Unless this story is fictional, I am shocked that after begetting a baby through reckless sexual exploration you guys still cannot stamp your authority over her. You gave her too much room too early. Here is the return!

1. Ground her. She is a dependent minor who is not up to an adult by law. Do this religiously! If she must be cared for, she must submit herself to guardian authority.

2. When last was she spanked? Occasional spanking expels foolishness! I see a pampered brat, raised with buttered words.

3. Confront the randy dude and severe their bond using social, lawful and spiritual measures.

4. Force her to work in the family business or she forfeits whatever luxury it offers.

5. Be warned! Don't send her away! She will return again with a greater bag of shame for the family.

Let's start from here...

@bold

Legally she's still a minor. Take her and the guy to a police station so the guy can know the consequence of having sex with a minor.

Legal she's still a minor so she cannot raise a child. Let your mum adopt the child legally thereby taking the baby away from her.

Consider sending her to school again and preferably in a very strict environment. Y'all need to be really strong and dump all this western idea of counselling.

maupe:
Without listening to Fayose's opinion, you have already passed judgement on the issue, and have branded who is right and who is wrong. This is the problem with this new administration and its supporters. No policy or idea on this earth, is without its loopholes, side effects and dismerits. let us understand what is right and what is wrong about the TSA, before we declare it a success

Tell us what is wrong about the TSA?

Apart from the software developer's charge of 1% for their service?

If that is the only thing wrong with why not tell the FG to change the software developer or tell the FG to simply remove a 3rd party software.

No one is forcing anybody but the truth is that Fayose has seen the TSA will make governance more transparent than it presently is.

It will be very hard if not impossible to use different ministries to steal unlike the way it used to be.

Whether Fayose likes it or not he will eventually have no choice when the policy is taken to the House to be included in the laws guiding management of government accounts in Nigeria.

sukkot:
yeah, either that or the mod is in church drinking holy water, ribena and eating cabin biscuit

E dey where dem the share gala and boost, dem dey play d blues after the reggae.

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

Make she no try dis with pepper seller o.

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: why u no com carry am. You for no pay. Ole. You better go dey rob.

Toddler of yesterday has become the leader today.



Where are his Nigerian age mates.

sukkot:
finally this thread got redeemed from the valley of dry bones and into the feast of tabernacle

Congratulations you're FTC.



I noticed Frontpage topics are moving rather slowly today it means there are no topics.

Give yourselves break. Separate for sometime and don't think of being friends. Just break up greet each other with mutual respect whenever you see each other.

There should be absolutely no communications between the two of you during that time.

You should even try to date other people. If your relationship with her was meant to be, you will find out that you start missing each other.

SeverusSnape:
I hate Islam. I'm islamophobic and proud.

I know you do and am not forcing you to like the religion.

I was only referring to your comment calling for eradication of Islam.

William Ewart Gladstone (1809–1898) was Prime Minister of Great Britain four times: 1868–74, 1880–85, 1886 and 1892–94. He called the Qur’an an “accursed book” and once held it up during a session of Parliament, declaring: “So long as there is this book there will be no peace in the world.”

Times have changed a great deal. Now the votaries of the book he saw as such an impediment to peace have triumphed: an Islamic reading room is being set up at the library Gladstone founded near his home in North Wales. In this BBC audio report (thanks to Andrew), Gladstone’s great grandson Christopher Parish and Professor Richard Aldous, head of history at University College Dublin, tie themselves into knots trying to come up with a reason why Gladstone would have approved of this reading room. Gladstone, you see, was a man of his time, but he actually made favorable comments about Muhammad in the margins of a biography of the founder of Islam, and his remarks weren’t as extreme as those of some of his contemporaries…

It doesn’t add up. The text of the Qur’an has not changed from the late 19th century to the early 21st. What has changed is the prevailing attitude toward the book. Now it has become a manifestation of bigotry and hatred to see in the Islamic holy book anything but peace and tolerance. But the text of the book remains the same. If it was an impediment to peace in Gladstone’s day, it is now. If it is an uplifting exhortation to peace and tolerance now, then it was in Gladstone’s day as well.

Recently Geert Wilders said: “I view Islam not as a religion, but as a dangerous, totalitarian ideology – equal to communism and fascism. Aren’t I allowed to say so?”

No, he isn’t allowed to say so. If he had been born two hundred years ago, he might have become Prime Minister of the Netherlands. Instead, he is a hunted man. Likewise Gladstone, were he miraculously transported to the House of Commons in 2009, would be excoriated for “hate speech” if he dared to repeat his view of the Qur’an today.

But the Qur’an remains the same. Eventually, Europe and America are going to deal with the implications of that fact, one way or another.

SeverusSnape:
The religion of piss at it again.

There shall be no world peace except Islam is eradicated. #fact

This was the same message that started all this.

This was the reason the west gave before they created Alqaeda and the likes to tarnish the image of the religion hoping to eradicate what God has established.

They created a Frankenstein(monster) instead. Though it is achieving its aim which is to make people hate Islam like you did because they couldn't control the people from that region but the core message of Islam can never be affected as such it is still spreading faster than wildfire.

anonimi:
You mean Sai Bubu as the president is no longer RESPONSIBLE for our economy
Chai na how dem take sweep your brain comot so with dem witches broom?
So what is he responsible for? Security only
Or what else?



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Obviously your soul is lost and it is in your very presence that nigeria will be great under this government and you shall never benefit anything from it.

anonimi:
This megida is a CONFUSED waste.
Did he not remove duty from imported rice

Did you read the part where it is said that it is a CBN initiative.

I think you should direct your insult to CBN governor Emefiele an economist who is in a position to know better which is what he is being paid for.

Ymodulus:
I see this as a wrong step, which need be stopped.

Off what benefit is it, to giving agriculturists advance loan a with interest rate at 9%, when the comptroller general of the the customs, Hameed ali has opened up area outskirts to rice merchants?

I was going to cheer the plan until I saw the loan fee - an astounding 9%. This soured the plan. Around the globe nations extremely aware of fortifying their economies particularly modern profitability, in which loaning and getting are vital, have their key loaning rates going from 0.1 to 2%.

Considering this incentive project is intended to animate rice cultivating, which would serve thepurpose of making employments, give moderate sustenance to Nigerians and stopping the huge outpouring of capital by means of rice importation; I would have thought some about the reasoning heads included in this advances plan would have think of intrigue under 1%. Around the globe, real sustenance creating nations have uncommon obtaining rate for agriculturists, and that is notwithstanding other "indirect access appropriation" plans like low yield protection, brought down rate for homestead apparatus, fuel and government financed master administrations. It appears Nigeria is yet to find the enchantment of offering charming motivating forces to ranchers... that is the base of industrialized economy - a great course out of the desensitizing over-reliance on oil by Nigerian

Thank you for this. I thought I was the only one who saw the interest rate.

We keep paying subsidy on fuel consumption that is not having any positive effect on our economy instead it keeps draining the FG purse. Instead of us to stop the useless subsidy and divert the money into agriculture.

The effect will be too harsh on ordinary Nigerian. I know but its something we will eventually do.

If we can afford to keep using our funds to block the bottomless pit of subsidy, I see no reason why the government cannot provide the loan at less than 2%.

I don't blame PMB and I still blame him. Coming from CBN headed by Emefiele who has proven to be grossly incompetent or intentionally trying to sabotage the government. This is a litmus test for the Finance Minister and the Minister for Agriculture. They should call the president to order on this.

calliope:
All dis government' has offered are just propangada..nutin elsE"
Wit fashola as minister of power" i still dey hope..
Hup things get beta..

If by the appointment of Fasola alone, you're already hoping things get better then the government has offered something more than propaganda.


They have given you HOPE no matter how little. Hope alone is far more important than anything in life. Hope was what people who commit suicide lost.


I'm also of the believe that they've offered more than you are willing to accept.

Koleman:
I hope you wailers are prepared to do this for the Next 4yrs? And do people even real at all. That post is not saying the president spent money on buying new air planes or incurring any extra expenses. Pls read out de first sentence. It is only spending that money to maintain the air planes bought by the previous administration. Maybe you still dont understand. Let me use a simple example to illustrate. "IF YOUr FATHER RENTS A DUPLEX FOR YOU AND Suddenly dies towards de expiration of the rent, when the time for payment comes, i wonder who is going to pay the rent? Now you have two choices, first choice is you bear the huge cost and pay the rent. Second option you agree the cost is to much and so you relocate to much more cheaper and affordable house. Now if am not mistaken one of the few promises made by buhari upon assumption of office is to sell some of the air planes so as to minimize cost. Now what i expect any rational mind to do is concentrate on reminding him of that promise! Now has baba forgotten?

Nope baba has not forgotten. He didn't ask the aviation to urgently come up with a National carrier for nothing.

christinie:
No dear, such things are abomination where you come from unlike our own place where mothers share husband's with their daughters and fathers impregnate their daughters on a daily basis.

How many men has my mother married? I guess 6.

I also know that our women marry, divorce, marry again, divorce and later go back to the 1st husband to marry them again before finally taking off with the husband's son.


Honestly my case is so pathetic.

Bu the way how many of my sisters did my randy father impregnate?

My mother is with husband NO 13 right? I also know that I have 17 and half step-mothers and my poor father is still at work.


I also understand that all my sisters have bastards.


By the way how come no member of my family has ever been legally married?

All my people do is to cohabit with different people and end up having 500 children from 400 partners.

My tribe needs cleansing but not with animal blood o.

I need prayers!

Life is hard. Its harder when you have to come from such a background. Especially when everybody around you keep trying their best to brainwash you to believe it doesn't happen by hiding under the canopy of abomination when you're a living prove of the said abomination.

But that still doesn't mean you have to come online to rant about the generational curse of your family. It doesn't help.

But I'll help you with an advice. Get a rat poison, organise a family get together and use it. It will make you feel better.

missyadorable:
Not just the babes,even the guys,their friends,the guys family esp mother and sisters,if they are celebs,the media..em em it's hard oh

Outsiders could even be less importan in the broad scheme of thing especially if they really love each other but the way the two of them sees things is what really matters. In this case it is naturally a Nigerian thing for either or both of them to see it as a big deal.

"The guys" like you said. This guy has already started to feel insecure.

christinie:
You know I know your tribe.
You like Ofe but I don't know about the mmanu.

You shouldn't be here.

You should be busy performing ritual or busy raping your child.

Disgusting!

The same way your father raped your sister/mother to give birth to you?

Useless PLC (Product of Leaked Condom)

chuna1985:
Please leave God from the affairs of mere men

....And that's the mistake people make. They make plans without involving their creator.


Well, wish you luck in your Godless plan.

christinie:
More than those who continuously get into trouble for barbaric acts like sodomy, beastality, ritual, rape/child molesting/in-breeding etc.

You shouldn't start a tribal war, knowing your own tribe is full of woes. Take care.

First I don't know how you came to the conclusion of my tribe to bring up all those accusations. It goes to show your "level" of intelligence.


My comment was anything but a tribal bashing you only deduce the tribalism from your sense of insecurity. It also shows your intelligence.

Its unfortunate your first response showed sign of intelligence until your bigot sense wiped it all out in this second reply.

I won't say more than that to an insecured tribal bigot. Peace

christinie:
Legally, an adopted son is as good as a biological son. Do your research well.

Nope. Not in political scene and it also depends on the constitutions definition of adopted child.


In this case it is said that you have to be born a gabonese. I don't know what their definition of being born a gabonese is but for them to take it up to the court level in france, it must have meant an adopted child (Omar Ali bongo) does not qualify as being born a gabonese.

Also for them to get to the level of birth certificate checking, it also means your assertion wouldn't hold any ground or don't you think they(Bongo's lawyers) would've considered what you said.

christinie:
Igbos always very successful wherever they go.

You call that illegal transfer of power to an adopted son a success in a democratic society?


Well am forced to also say they are naturally always on the wrong side of the law everywhere they go.

aryke:
you have the right t
o doubt..but is too early for u

I know it is too early but something in me just can't shake it off. Don't get me wrong we have everything in common same religion, same state but I just have an hunch.

I just hope am wrong.

Who dey protest for midnight? Dem be winch?




Even IPOB no dey protest at this time.

I pray she gets better.



She should come and tell us who sent her and who she kept it for.



But is this coincidence or what? She now looks exactly like my landlady who claims she(Diezani) was her boss. My landlady also claim that she's innocent that she didn't steal Nigeria's money and the news is being reported by the boss newspaper.



Chai. This is someone's crush o. I no call names o.

WailingWailer00:
I thought Ishilove is sacked Nice

Dem don sack the babe o.
The babe na one saddist. Now she sef don become floor member.

doctokwus:
I just pray and hope for the best too that even my own projections are way off d mark.But the people sponsoring IPOB,who some protesters are not even aware of, are people that have had their political influence, govt milk cows and sources of illicit wealth blocked,they are evil people and wud rather the country divide than continue in their frustration. They have nothing to gain in a one nigeria and want to start and continue their ways in a biafra. Anyone that doesn't understand this simple correlation as to how gradually the rhetoric,agitations and gradually developing and growing violence of the group has increased since gej was defeated and govt leakages blocked,does not understand what it means for one to be power and financially frustrated

I have known about this even before the defeat of GEJ. I feared they would succeed in convincing GEJ not to concede defeat but God showed his supremacy.

I even spoke to a friend in the US and one in Nigeria here about my fears but they didn't understand the basis of my fears.

Try and read one of the articles of Cramjones https://www.nairaland.com/2509817/part-intense-fearful-revelation-meeting you will understand that the government already knows about their deadly plan. The guy seems close to the presidency. Read the last paragraph.

I just pray God guides PMB right. This people will just waste their lives once again.

PunkyVeer:
Lol, it means let the door not hit him on the butt on his way out.

Hmmm
Learnt something new. Let me go back and cram it.