₦airaland Forum

68816419:
Please can someone here please tell me why Rotimi Ameachi has gone 🔇?

He's been caged.

slivertongue:
PDP power to the people.

garfield1 ain't sleeping right tonight

no sleep for him.

Holluwhakemmy:
Congratulations Ilebaye I'm so happy for you. You overcame all your enemies

.....and she won.

The little doll in Chinese shop.

Congratulations to her.

Holluwhakemmy:
don't mind her see Ilebaye moving higher than them all

. Am telling you.

Holluwhakemmy:
YES

venita insulted her as "doll in a Chinese shop".
See where Grace is taking her yo.

Holluwhakemmy:
That's good

coast is clear for ILLEBAYE. Venita, shame go catch her

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Netflix
Tiktok
WhatsApp

What about instagram.

Ibechris2:
U are the Third yoruba man I have seen under 8hours on nairaland begging.

I thought u guys claimed this old man has the magic wand?

Wish u goodluck in begging.

hahaha.

Bad mouth.

I don laf taya for hear.

melonsgroup:
That governor no get sense.
Zamfara illegal gold miners are doing the same thing.
And yet there governor turned a deaf ear.

Theyare their own enemy. They don't support each other unlike the Hausas.

Igbo unite and you'll conquer all your enemies.

EmiDon11:
Girls be been simping just to get my attention
Am I the only fair guy in Nigeria?
It's annoying
Girls should get some sense and stop simping for a guy.
Simping is done by guys not the other way round.

thrynare dying for you because you look like nira marley.

Imjustice:
Pls nairaland moderators shift this post to front page pls ..
My secondary mate has been Locked in a police cell by his family members without food or water his name is audu Joseph .... He lost his father and mother when he was 5 years old , according to the information gathered , he is accused of killing his aunty .. and that's the reason why they locked him up without giving him food it is getting close to three months, u can't be allowed to see him that's was the instructions given by his family members.. It is because he don't have parents ?,if nothing is done he will die in that cell and they will bring something else to cover up , .. he has been detain to the police station about three months .... Address : police Headquarters makurdi , benue State ...

get any human right lawyer around makurdi and report the isse to them.

But are you sure he's being starve?
I want to know the full details.

They should start from the North first.

misscongeniality.
Very nice lady.

benuejosh:
What's the impact of this show?

immorality

I see baye winning the money. 💰

Felimax:
Let her know you mean no harm but you will consider a great privilege if she will grant you the honor of having lunch with you in any restaurant of her choice.

A million words you want to tell her and the phone will not be the best place to do so.

That yes she has met a lot of guys probably but you want to show her what it truly means for a guy to adore a magnificent beauty that has left you petrified.

Babe, I like you blast!
Sunshine, consider me dead if you turn my request down.
Save yourself from being a murderer!

na u go teach am how to toast girl?

Him na beginner ni?

Hahaha 😆

realmindz:
Short story, I’ll keep it straight and simple

It all started last year November. I was actually in a situationship kind of relationship, and just finished one of those quarrels. So I was bored and was going through instagram, then I saw this ladies comment on one comedy skit. I checked out her profile and I found her so cute. Just my spec. I decided to dm and followed her.

She didn’t respond to my dm, I even commented on her picture to get her attention, still no response from her. So let me call her Lady A.

I was going through her instagram highlights and pix and saw one of her contacts always commenting on each others pictures so I concluded that must be her close friend. They shared each others pictures.

I decided to follow her friend too so I can have a means to reach out to her. So let me call her friend lady B

So I dm lady B and followed her. She responded and I was able to sustain the conversation with her. My plan was to keep talking to her and later tell her I liked her friend, lady A.


But you know something about fate, it works in mysterious way.

As I and lady B kept chatting on and on, we moved to voice call and from voice call to video calls. We spoke at length everyday. My initial plan was abandoned and I was enjoying every bit of my moment with her. She was so lively, lovely, sweet, beautiful smiles and so intelligent.

We decided to meet up… I would say seeing her in person was like the day I knew that would be my wife for sure. She was so much prettier than even online. The connection is so strong.

To summarize the long story, a lot has happened since then. I’ve proposed, she has said yes and we have done introduction.

As we are planning our wedding for November, exactly one year after, while she was beside me with those her beautiful smiles, adorable eye, my mind went back to how it all started. I reflected on how she wasn’t even my target but fate had another plan. I was looking into her eyes and she was smiling and told me to spit out what I was thinking about.

Such is the way of fate, Lady A was never mine, she only led me to my fiancée Lady B…

Congratulations in advance

The difference between prostitution and hook-up is the name.
If not thay are the same.

Nonexisting:
But the truth be say their pussies never see shege pro max like those of vaginarians down South. A 20yrs old southern vaginarian has probably fuccked more than 1000 female dogs combined.

according to you.

Good night

Guy, i was born and brought up in the North.

I know them like the back of my hand.

They do hook up much more than you think.

OP, you're right. Someone insulated me here without knowing me. I kept my cool.

Someone was harassed and he seek for help here on nairaland after making one or two calls, i was able to help out. The guy that i helped came to thank me here which is against my idea.
The guy that insulated me saw it and reached out to me for help and i politely turned him down.

Truly there are good people here on nairaland who are here to read comments.

Tugatee:
After 7 years of being unemployed after nysc, I finally got a job, through my sister inlaw

I am under probation at my place of work, I will be working mostly on night shift (7pm to 7am), the problem is, I find it difficult to stay awake during nightshift, before you know I sleep off.

The reason for the probation , is to train me on how to work as an operator, in case of an emergency.

I am mostly good at general duty at a workplace (working between 8am to 5pm), Even during my school days as an undergraduate, I could not cope with night class, because I sleep off easily, so these made me to change my reading strategy (reading at afternoon instead of at night again)

Back to the issue,

Some contract staff, I believe, went to report me during night shift, I don't know who did, but I try as much as possible to relate with them, so they they can be free with me

Please Nairalanders how do I stay awake at night without falling asleep,

Recommend a drug, injection, anything that can help me

The probation will last for 7 months, I have only worked A month(1 month)

Edaku, please, there is no work in nigeria

My job is at stake

you'll adapt to the night shift.

UcheKingsley1:
Snake is not something that we should overlook, they are evil.

Haba bros! They are not evil. They're just reptile.

UcheKingsley1:
Not yet.
I'm not fear fear, I killed it.

Anything about snakes 🐍 make front page on nairaland.

UcheKingsley1:
Snake is scary to kill. I was really scared to kill it at first, I have to call my neighbor he came from his work place, the snake is at his door net, was also scare, he stayed outside looking at it, so I have to man up to kill it

fear fear.

Congratulations! Your topic have made front page.

Confusion among themselves.

More is still coming.

The late warrior, Gideon Orkar's, coup speech, April 1990

Fellow Nigerian citizens,

On behalf of the patriotic and well-meaning peoples of the Middle Belt and the southern parts of this country, I , Major Gideon Orka, wish to happily inform you of the successful ousting of the dictatorial, corrupt, drug baronish, evil man, deceitful, homo-sexually-centered, prodigalistic, un-patriotic administration of General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida. We have equally commenced their trials for unabated corruption, mismanagement of national economy, the murders of Dele Giwa, Major-General Mamman Vasta, with other officers as there was no attempted coup but mere intentions that were yet to materialize and other human rights violations. The National Guard already in its formative stage is disbanded with immediate effect. Decrees Number 2 and 46 are hereby abrogated. We wish to emphasis that this is not just another coup but a well conceived, planned and executed revolution for the marginalized, oppressed and enslaved peoples of the Middle Belt and the south with a view to freeing ourselves and children yet unborn from eternal slavery and colonization by a clique of this country.

Our history is replete with numerous and uncontrollable instances of callous and insensitive dominatory repressive intrigues by those who think it is their birthright to dominate till eternity the political and economic privileges of this great country to the exclusion of the people of the Middle Belt and the south. They have almost succeeded in subjugating the Middle Belt and making them voiceless and now extending same to the south. It is our unflinching belief that this quest for domination, oppression and marginalization is against the wish of God and therefore, must be resisted with the vehemence. Anything that has a beginning must have an end. It will also suffice here to state that all Nigerians without skeleton in their cupboards need not to be afraid of this change. However, those with skeleton in their cupboards have all reasons to fear, because the time of reckoning has come. For the avoidance of doubt, we wish to state the three primary reasons why we have decided to oust the satanic Babangida administration. The reasons are as follows:

(a) To stop Babangida’s desire to cunningly, install himself as Nigeria’s life president at all costs and by so doing, retard the progress of this country for life. In order to be able to achieve this undesirable goals of his, he has evidently started destroying those groups and sections he perceived as being able to question his desires. Examples of groups already neutralized, pitched against one another or completely destroyed are:

(1) The Sokoto caliphate by installing an unwanted Sultan to cause division within the hitherto strong Sokoto caliphate.
(2) The destruction of the peoples of Plateau State, especially the Lantang people, as a balancing force in the body politics of this country.
(3) The buying of the press by generous monetary favours and the usage of State Security Service, SSS, as a tool of terror.
(4) The intent to cow the students by the promulgation of the draconian decree Number 47.
(5) The cowing of the university teaching and non-teaching staff by an intended massive purge, using the 150 million dollar loan as the necessitating factor.

(6) Deliberately withholding funds to the armed forces to make them ineffective and also crowning his diabolical scheme through the intended retrenchment of more than half of the members of the armed forces. Other pointers that give credence to his desire to become a life president against the wishes of the people are:

(1) His appointment of himself as a minister of defense, his putting under his direct control the SSS, his deliberate manipulation of the transition programme, his introduction of inconceivable, unrealistic and impossible political options, his recent fraternisation with other African leaders that have installed themselves as life presidents and his dogged determination to create a secret force called the national guard, independent of the armed forces and the police which will be answerable to himself alone, both operationally and administratively. It is our strong view that this kind of dictatorial desire of Babangida is unacceptable to Nigerians of the 1990’s, and, therefore, must be resisted by all. Another major reason for the change is the need to stop intrigues, domination and internal colonisation of the Nigerian state by the so-called chosen few.

This, in our view, has been and is still responsible for 90 percent of the problems of Nigerians. This indeed has been the major clog in our wheel of progress. This clique has an unabated penchant for domination and unrivalled fostering of mediocrity and outright detest for accountability, all put together have been our undoing as a nation. This will ever remain our threat if not checked immediately. It is strongly believed that without the intrigues perpetrated by this clique and misrule, Nigeria will have in all ways achieved developmental virtues comparable to those in Korea, Taiwan, Brazil, India, and even Japan. Evidence, therefore, this cancerous dominance has as a factor constituted by a major and unpardonable clog in the wheel of progress of the Nigerian state. (Sic) It is suffice to mention a few distasteful intrigues engineered by this group of Nigerians in recent past. These are:

(1) The shabby and dishonourable treatment meted on the longest serving Nigerian general in the person of General Domkat Bali, who in actual fact had given credibility to the Babangida administration.
(2) The wholesale hijacking of Babangida’s administration by the all powerful clique.
(3) The disgraceful and inexplicable removal of Commodore Ebitu Ukiwe, Professor Tam David-West, Mr. Aret Adams and so on from office.
(4) The now-pervasive and on-going retrenchment of Middle Belt and southerners from public offices and their instant replacement by the favoured class and their stooges.
(5) The deliberate disruption of the educational culture and retarding its place to suit the favoured class to the detriment of other educational minded parts of this country.
(6) The deliberate impoverishment of the peoples from the Middle Belt and the south, making them working ghosts and feeding on the formulae of 0-1-1- or 0-0-0 while the aristocratic class and their stooges are living in absolute affluence on a daily basis without working for it.
(7) Other countless examples of the exploitative, oppressive, dirty games of intrigues of its class, where people and stooges that can best be described by the fact that even though they contribute very little economically to the well being of Nigeria, they have over the years served and presided over the supposedly national wealth derived in the main from the Middle Belt and the southern part of this country, while the people from these parts of the country have been completely deprived from benefiting from the resources given to them by God.
( The third reason for the change is the need to lay a strong egalitarian foundation for the real democratic take off of the Nigerian state or states as they circumstances may dictate. In the light of all the above and in recognition of the negativeness of the aforementioned aristocratic factor, the overall progress of the Nigerian state a temporary decision to excise the following states namely, Sokoto, Borno, Katsina, Kano and Bauchi states from the Federal Republic of Nigeria comes into effect immediately until the following conditions are met.

The conditions to be met to necessitate the re-absorption of the aforementioned states are as following:
(a) To install the rightful heir to the Sultanate, Alhaji Maccido, who is the people’s choice.
(b) To send a delegation led by the real and recognised Sultan Alhaji Maccido to the federal government to vouch that the feudalistic and aristocratic quest for domination and operation will be a thing of the past and will never be practised in any part of the Nigeria state. By the same token, all citizens of the five states already mentioned are temporarily suspended from all public and private offices in Middle Belt and southern parts of this country until the mentioned conditions above are met.

They are also required to move back to their various states within one week from today. They will, however, be allowed to return and joint the Federal Republic of Nigeria when the stipulated conditions are met. In the same vein, all citizens of the Middle Belt and the south are required to come back to their various states pending when the so-called all-in-all Nigerians meet the conditions that will ensure a united Nigeria. A word is enough for the wise.

This exercise will not be complete without purging corrupt public officials and recovering their ill-gotten wealth, since the days of the oil boom till date. Even in these hard times, when Nigerians are dying from hunger, trekking many miles to work for lack of transportation, a few other Nigerians with complete impunity are living in unbelievable affluence both inside and outside the country.

We are extremely determined to recover all ill-gotten wealth back to the public treasury for the use of the masses of our people. You are all advised to remain calm as there is no cause for alarm. We are fully in control of the situation as directed by God. All airports, seaports and borders are closed forthwith. The former Armed Forces Ruling Council is now disbanded and replaced with National Ruling Council to be chaired by the head of state with other members being a civilian vice-head of state, service chiefs, inspector general of police, one representative each from NLC, NUJ, NBA, and NANS.

A curfew is hereby imposed from 8 p.m. to 6 a.m. until further notice. All members of the armed forces and the police forces are hereby confined to their respective barracks. All unlawful and criminal acts by those attempting to cause chaos will be ruthlessly crushed. Be warned as we are prepared at all costs to defend the new order. All radio stations are hereby advised to hook on permanently to the national network programme until further notice.

Long live all true patriots of this great country of ours. May God and Allah through his bountiful mercies bless us all.

In mosdii's voice.......

WOMEN ARE LIKE BIRDS

At 16,dey can fly without perching.

At 26,dey begin to look for trees to perch on.

The wise ones perch on any tree that can cover them.

While the stupid ones look for iroko tree.

At 36, they revert to any available tree.

But the their wings are too weak to make a good nest.

And may not be accepted by any tree.

Benin people and cult are like Hausa people and kettle.

Una no dey taya?