₦airaland Forum

AdamuKD:
The fool is looking for an appointment from the certificate criminal

You nailed it.

GOOD BLESS YOU.

akingangan:
The irony of this boy called David Hundeyin

Is that

He is the one stealing all of Sowore's work

Sowore have been compromise

slivertongue:
the mod is coming after you

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omobude244:
Here are list of some of the lies from Tinubu

1. I worked in Delloite Group
Deloitte group: shutup, you never worked for us

2. I was once a security guard

3. I inherited wealth from my parents

4. I inherited estates
person wey inherit wealth and estates go they do security guard

5. I attended govt college ibadan
govt college ibadan: nor be we and you, you nor near our school

6. I attended govt college Lagos and graduated in 1970
but the college was established in 1974

7. I attended University of Chicago
after they burst baba, he changed mouth to Chicago state University

8. I graduated with first class from CSU and was the best graduating student.
But School nor see best graduating student result but saw the results for others baba need to go forge from oluwole enterprise

9. Stole Donald Duke childhood picture and claimed it was his

10. Stole Osinbajo picture, them even cut Ebuka of big brother head commot and put Tinubu head to Ebuka body

11. I founded Lagos from scratch and tame the Atlantic ocean

His supporters will ignore all these and be calling Obi a liar for quoting a figure of 19.5 instead of 19.4
wonder shall never end
i have never seen people so determined in pushing evil agenda in my life before.
the Devil will be amazed with Tinubu and his supporters

kindly add the ones you can remember abeg
e too plenty
Nigeria nor be country

Hahahaha.

#Table shaker

ochejoseph:
Game over

as your name "OCHE" implies, you're truly a KING.

TRULY, GAME OVER.

Authoreety:
So what was the profit na

useless people no go gree tok

68816419:
Please can someone here please tell me why Rotimi Ameachi has gone 🔇?

He's been caged.

slivertongue:
PDP power to the people.

garfield1 ain't sleeping right tonight

no sleep for him.

Holluwhakemmy:
Congratulations Ilebaye I'm so happy for you. You overcame all your enemies

.....and she won.

The little doll in Chinese shop.

Congratulations to her.

Holluwhakemmy:
don't mind her see Ilebaye moving higher than them all

. Am telling you.

Holluwhakemmy:
YES

venita insulted her as "doll in a Chinese shop".
See where Grace is taking her yo.

Holluwhakemmy:
That's good

coast is clear for ILLEBAYE. Venita, shame go catch her

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Netflix
Tiktok
WhatsApp

What about instagram.

Ibechris2:
U are the Third yoruba man I have seen under 8hours on nairaland begging.

I thought u guys claimed this old man has the magic wand?

Wish u goodluck in begging.

hahaha.

Bad mouth.

I don laf taya for hear.

melonsgroup:
That governor no get sense.
Zamfara illegal gold miners are doing the same thing.
And yet there governor turned a deaf ear.

Theyare their own enemy. They don't support each other unlike the Hausas.

Igbo unite and you'll conquer all your enemies.

EmiDon11:
Girls be been simping just to get my attention
Am I the only fair guy in Nigeria?
It's annoying
Girls should get some sense and stop simping for a guy.
Simping is done by guys not the other way round.

thrynare dying for you because you look like nira marley.

Imjustice:
Pls nairaland moderators shift this post to front page pls ..
My secondary mate has been Locked in a police cell by his family members without food or water his name is audu Joseph .... He lost his father and mother when he was 5 years old , according to the information gathered , he is accused of killing his aunty .. and that's the reason why they locked him up without giving him food it is getting close to three months, u can't be allowed to see him that's was the instructions given by his family members.. It is because he don't have parents ?,if nothing is done he will die in that cell and they will bring something else to cover up , .. he has been detain to the police station about three months .... Address : police Headquarters makurdi , benue State ...

get any human right lawyer around makurdi and report the isse to them.

But are you sure he's being starve?
I want to know the full details.

They should start from the North first.

misscongeniality.
Very nice lady.

benuejosh:
What's the impact of this show?

immorality

I see baye winning the money. 💰

Felimax:
Let her know you mean no harm but you will consider a great privilege if she will grant you the honor of having lunch with you in any restaurant of her choice.

A million words you want to tell her and the phone will not be the best place to do so.

That yes she has met a lot of guys probably but you want to show her what it truly means for a guy to adore a magnificent beauty that has left you petrified.

Babe, I like you blast!
Sunshine, consider me dead if you turn my request down.
Save yourself from being a murderer!

na u go teach am how to toast girl?

Him na beginner ni?

Hahaha 😆

realmindz:
Short story, I’ll keep it straight and simple

It all started last year November. I was actually in a situationship kind of relationship, and just finished one of those quarrels. So I was bored and was going through instagram, then I saw this ladies comment on one comedy skit. I checked out her profile and I found her so cute. Just my spec. I decided to dm and followed her.

She didn’t respond to my dm, I even commented on her picture to get her attention, still no response from her. So let me call her Lady A.

I was going through her instagram highlights and pix and saw one of her contacts always commenting on each others pictures so I concluded that must be her close friend. They shared each others pictures.

I decided to follow her friend too so I can have a means to reach out to her. So let me call her friend lady B

So I dm lady B and followed her. She responded and I was able to sustain the conversation with her. My plan was to keep talking to her and later tell her I liked her friend, lady A.


But you know something about fate, it works in mysterious way.

As I and lady B kept chatting on and on, we moved to voice call and from voice call to video calls. We spoke at length everyday. My initial plan was abandoned and I was enjoying every bit of my moment with her. She was so lively, lovely, sweet, beautiful smiles and so intelligent.

We decided to meet up… I would say seeing her in person was like the day I knew that would be my wife for sure. She was so much prettier than even online. The connection is so strong.

To summarize the long story, a lot has happened since then. I’ve proposed, she has said yes and we have done introduction.

As we are planning our wedding for November, exactly one year after, while she was beside me with those her beautiful smiles, adorable eye, my mind went back to how it all started. I reflected on how she wasn’t even my target but fate had another plan. I was looking into her eyes and she was smiling and told me to spit out what I was thinking about.

Such is the way of fate, Lady A was never mine, she only led me to my fiancée Lady B…

Congratulations in advance

The difference between prostitution and hook-up is the name.
If not thay are the same.

Nonexisting:
But the truth be say their pussies never see shege pro max like those of vaginarians down South. A 20yrs old southern vaginarian has probably fuccked more than 1000 female dogs combined.

according to you.

Good night

Guy, i was born and brought up in the North.

I know them like the back of my hand.

They do hook up much more than you think.

OP, you're right. Someone insulated me here without knowing me. I kept my cool.

Someone was harassed and he seek for help here on nairaland after making one or two calls, i was able to help out. The guy that i helped came to thank me here which is against my idea.
The guy that insulated me saw it and reached out to me for help and i politely turned him down.

Truly there are good people here on nairaland who are here to read comments.

Tugatee:
After 7 years of being unemployed after nysc, I finally got a job, through my sister inlaw

I am under probation at my place of work, I will be working mostly on night shift (7pm to 7am), the problem is, I find it difficult to stay awake during nightshift, before you know I sleep off.

The reason for the probation , is to train me on how to work as an operator, in case of an emergency.

I am mostly good at general duty at a workplace (working between 8am to 5pm), Even during my school days as an undergraduate, I could not cope with night class, because I sleep off easily, so these made me to change my reading strategy (reading at afternoon instead of at night again)

Back to the issue,

Some contract staff, I believe, went to report me during night shift, I don't know who did, but I try as much as possible to relate with them, so they they can be free with me

Please Nairalanders how do I stay awake at night without falling asleep,

Recommend a drug, injection, anything that can help me

The probation will last for 7 months, I have only worked A month(1 month)

Edaku, please, there is no work in nigeria

My job is at stake

you'll adapt to the night shift.

UcheKingsley1:
Snake is not something that we should overlook, they are evil.

Haba bros! They are not evil. They're just reptile.

UcheKingsley1:
Not yet.
I'm not fear fear, I killed it.

Anything about snakes 🐍 make front page on nairaland.