₦airaland Forum

Asquare84:
Still raining in benue state

Where in Benue?

pstemma1990:
I dey Abuja sir

Since you are in Abuja, you use it to pack charcoal from akwanga to mararaba.

It's lucrative

Fabuloustmm:
Hi everyone pls always becareful whenever you want to buy anything in JUMIA ONLINE PLATFORM…I don’t really know what is happening in this country online platform, I order for shoe on the 14/10/23 in a Jumia platform which I paid with my ATM card and I received the order and returned it back immediately on the 19/10/23 due to oversized and and I called there Customer care, the JUMIA agent told me that I will get refund back within 5-7working days Since on 25/10/2023, I have been chatting and calling SO CALL JUMIA customer care and chatting in this platforms all I am hearing this story of 3-7 working days refund….and it’s getting to a month now…I have evidence of the returned order and payment the order number is 1792464292…..I never know they have join the group of sc@mm£r in this hard time in Nigeria….pls help me I really need this money I have a lot to do it, pls brother help me with your platform to call them out

Merchant Name: Jumia Nigeria
Reference Number: 1792464292
Refund Amount: NGN 18,710.00

Report them to Nigerian consumers protection agency.

There Headquarters is located at asokoro Close police force Headquarters.

Tozocalamity:
How should u react as a man and retain your dignity without appearing to be insecure when the woman u are courting suddenly began to answer lengty calls at nite . (Between 9pm to 12am), That ech time u try to speak with her on the fone she is one the call with a stranger . Its very becoming anoying to wait befor u can speak with your woman. I have asked her who the hell is she alwas speaking to, that im sure thats a man. She didnt deny. Acording to what she said. "That the guy is trying to woo her but that he is wasting his time" that she told him NO but that he wont back out but she seems to be enjoying the conversation. This is a woman that i decided am nt going to sleep with until after mariage. I dont want sum1 else to decieve her and taste it cos an nt going to accept her if that happens and i get to knw .

Reading your post get me angry.


You're not MATURED AND CULTURED.

guobe:
I was in the traditional marriage ceremony of my colleague in the office today, and when I was there with my other office colleagues, the bride whose traditional wedding rite was just concluded walked up to me and whispered that I was actually the reason the marriage was holding.

I had to do a flashback and remembered that when she was a youth corper in my place of work.

I Jokingly took her hands and introduced her to all my male colleagues in the office telling them that she is a nice person and that they exchange contacts with her.

One of my sharp colleagues I introduced to her will be getting married to her.
May the good Lord bless their union in Jesus name.

When are you going to introduce me to your female colleagues at work too?

Congratulations to them both.

MzBertty:
berttymz@gmail.com

email sent.

MzBertty:
Kindly send me a mail

your email please?

MzBertty:
I am based in Lagos,I work as a contract staff in a bank.Looking for a relationship I can build.. pls send me a mail berttymz@gmail.com

Which state are you from and what is your genotype?

Urheadmaster:
Seconded

thirded

crossfm:
Benue state mostly in the news for the wrong reasons.

A man whose house is on fire is busy chasing rats. A state that is facing genocide is busy killing each other, instead of uniting and looking for solution to her problem.

They are fighting for supremacy amongst gang's, while the basis of their existence is been threatened.

The award for most naive youths of the year goes to these guys, shameless people.

You're right.

Instead of themto use their arms to fight Fulani they are using it against themselves.

Sirheny007:
South Africans and gory acts
Yesterday, it was an insane man taking a selfie with a torse he had dismembered.
Today, a man stand his wife in broad daylight..

I'm not saying Nigeria is better, but they're not crazy enough to do this brazenly.
And then South African men wonder why their women hate them.

Samantha124 will come and say Nigerian men are getting their olosho women.

Opanka44:
Hmmmm... I'm really fed up. I hate to be in the situation I am in right now. By God's grace, I'm a very handsome and intelligent guy. And she can confirm that. I know how many female colleagues of mine that have begged me to date them and are willing to give me free sex. But I can't cheat on her even when she isn't giving me sex. Is it a crime to love? I want to do something that will pain her so well so she can stop coming close to me. Maybe I shouldn't wish her a happy birthday or post her on social media or buy her any gift. That's my plan now

once a man is in LOVE A NEW FOOL HAS BEEN BORN.


Not until you become wise you'll still be use by her.

Opanka44:
Hmmmm... I'm really fed up. I hate to be in the situation I am in right now. By God's grace, I'm a very handsome and intelligent guy. And she can confirm that. I know how many female colleagues of mine that have begged me to date them and are willing to give me free sex. But I can't cheat on her even when she isn't giving me sex. Is it a crime to love? I want to do something that will pain her so well so she can stop coming close to me. Maybe I shouldn't wish her a happy birthday or post her on social media or buy her any gift. That's my plan now

You know what tp do best.

Opanka44:
Ok Sir. I appreciate you. But how do I make her never to come close to me. We work in same place but she's yet to go for NYSC. I don't double date and I expect my woman to stick to me and me alone. I've asked her to stay away from me but she keeps coming, I'm tired. She traveled last Christmas and before she left, I gave her some small money to buy a few things for her mum whom I don't know yet. I even saw her off to the park. But immediately she took off, she stopped picking my calls. As a matter of fact, when she arrived her destination, she still didn't call and wasn't picking my calls. I got worried, but later heard she arrived safely and I was relieved. She ghosted me through out and the communication seized for almost 7months. When she returned to her sister place again, she asked them we settle. And we settled. I'm sure she will still do same when she travels for this forthcoming Christmas. We are from the same place. Her birthday is 15th of dis month, and I am contemplating not buying her any gift or even wish her a happy birthday cos when I don't want a woman again, I don't want anything to connect us

when she travelled for Christmas she do go to the guys place that's why she's ghosting you anytime she travels from Christmas.

For you to break free from her you need to identify your weakness in you that she's using to hold you.

Opanka44:
Lol... I am not offended in any way bro. Truth must be told at all time and I'm glad I'm being told the sad truth

Thanks for your understanding.

Since you want the truth I will tell you.
She's using you as the second fiddle incase the main guy disappoint her.

Opanka44:
Baba, the matter don tire me I swear. She said if I genuinely love her, I would be patient with her. Haven't I been patient enough for two years? All her misdemeanors I have tolerated

Patience? Seriously between you and Hausa ram no difference.

No offence bro.

Samantha124 came and say something about this.

Omoawoke2:
Hate filled bitter clowns supporting each other.

Please dm her, you two frustrated losers will be perfect match

LOL.

I have a simple word for you:

MY PAST IS YOUR FUTURE

Prettygirl200:
I stated fact nd said the bitter truth Mr man.You can't change the fact that Yoruba men are lazy the few rich ones were born in a rich family or got it through stealing public funds in offices. South eastern men nd south south always struggle from the scratch they earn nd make their money through hardwork. When u get to Lagos na so so agbero work yourba men dey do, the one's that aren't doing doing so will sit nd wait for their wives to go hawk agbo while they welcome her back from the market. Chai see life I have stayed among yorubas nd I can testify to that. Take or leave it they are the lazyiest set of men in Nigeria northerners are even more hardworking than them.

You nailed it.

I owe you one big cake 🎂

saintopus:
I can't understand how this fight against terrorists have lasted this long.

How many are they sef?

Why is it so easy to enroll new terrorist in the North?

What is actually motivating these people ro join bandit's and terrorize the whole nothern Nigeria.

I just don't understand.

Maybe a good northerner will explain better.

I wish you can listen to Sanusi Lamido's lecture talk then you'll know how poor Northern Nigeria is and how venerable they are to joining terror and bandits groups.

The opposite of LOVE is what?

HATE.


That's why they can't be friends again.

QED!

Samakus:
Thank you for the heads up.

I already know that he's not to be trusted.

Once I see any new moniker begging, I will develop very cold heart towards. If you like cry out blood, samakus is not moved.

99% of new monikers that are begging are scammers.

No single pity for them

same with me here

Samakus:
What's your old nairaland moniker?

good question

Angrigowt:
I purchased an item on aliexpress and it got into nigeria few days ago.the tracking now read custom status. Shortly after I received a message from dhl that I need to pay a whooping sum of 120k before my package will be released to me. Pls this is daylight robbery.i already messaged the seller and the seller said he has no business with the Nigerian customs.pls how can I buy a used iPhone 11 and dhl wants to rip me off my hard earned money. I need help.

tweet the about what is happening to you and tagged customs, their boss and DHL and also tagged any investigating journalists you know and see the power of media.

Do this and thank me later

So Samantha124 among all these dances which one are you good at?

Because i don't believe you know how to dance.

ahnie:


Those days with awa rubber pink wristwatch and eyeglasses and disco light canvas.

Oh Lord I want to go back of being a child

those days are better than now.

What a good reminiscence.

ahnie:
You see that small odogwu on coattsuitblaze he's now a big man in china town.

ahnie i can sight you in that picture.

Hahaha

QBCD454:
It would stop the blackouts. We have blackouts because we dont have enough fuel, combined with what we have. added to the grid, it would be enough. Other countries use a combination of fuel sources.


It is actually very safe, according to Scientists.

Can Nigeria maintain nuclear power plant?

Go to Afam power Station you'll see how the power Station are all rusting away without maintenance. Talk less of nuclear power Station.

Stricker321:
I have concluded reading the CSU deposition from cover to cover. It is a total of 155 pages.

Shockingly, there's no where the CSU stated that third party vendors can print certificates on their behalf.

Where did Festus Keyamo get his third party vendor narrative from? Where is that coming from? Where did Reno Omokri and others get that story from?

I am so surprised.

Where did you read it from?

Can you send me the link?

Or if you have it in pdf format you can sent it to my email: agbojonsyn@gmail.com

Thanks.

ahnie:
Lunch
Ripe plantain
Spinach
Smoked catfish
Malt
Shrimps

ahnie, why are you this wicked?

Am at work now and no where to buy food because today is Sunday and here you are posting picture of sumptuous food.

I am salivating here seriously.

Chei! See me see food wey i no fit chop.

OKclothier:
Do you genuinely desire to be a daddy but haven't found the One yet? Don't despair cos you're not alone. This post is on behalf of someone who is very close to me, more like a sister. I told her to write this and I will post for her. Happy Reading!!!



I'm a woman who genuinely desire to be a mother. I've dreamed of being a mother for a long time. I've always known that it's what I'm meant to do but I haven't been able to find the right partner to share that journey with me, so I have chosen to take the bold step to write this. I have thought of using a donor to have my family but that would be a selfish move on my part as I would want my children to have a father in their lives. I know that the right person is out there who will share my vision of family, and who is willing to commit to being there for our children. Someone who is truly committed to building a family, not someone who is half-hearted about parenthood.

I'm a nurturing, empathetic and a compassionate person, but I don't want someone who will take advantage of my kindness because I'm not stupid. Financially, I can hold my own, so please be financially independent as well. I want something based on mutual respect and understanding. Just be yourself, be real and we will be good to go.

Please note that there will be no sex involved. The mode of conception will be via IVF which I will pay for. This is because it is a co-parenting setting based on mutual desire to be parents.

If you are that man, send me a write up about yourself to include your age, height, occupation and we will take it up from there. I can be emailed on luvliveprocreate at y.ahoo dot com

Thanks for reading.

ok. Seen.
How much will she pay for the donor?