₦airaland Forum

Someone (lady) have hurt you badly I guess.

Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

from his body language he has told you he can't its your brain that refuse to decipher the signal because your brain is 1 gigabyte.

I watch cartoon too and I love it ❤️ 😍

Princeton92:
I'm not j00r, I want more 😐😢😭😭

hahaha.
Come mek I cut my height give u small.

correctguy101:
You this man...


Na everytime you go dey use head knack doorposts..

What a pity .

hahaha. Compliment of the season bro.

I dey leave everywhere dey boring I dey use nairaland while away time.

tuzle:
dude u are tall o. I am 6.3 and sometimes I wish I was like 6.7 with my stature and I discovered my interest in basketball earlier. One thing about being tall is that u are mostly surrounded by short people that when u meet someone talking than u, u start admiring their height.

you are right. Most of my friends are 5'+.

My friends that we started playing basketball are national players. I opted for school and today I'm a chemical engineer.
Some of the are lamenting there if they know they'd have combine game with school.
I'd have behave like them if not that my late dad is a military officer. You know how they discipline their children.

Princeton92:
I'd love to be tall eh.... I'm 5'8" but I still feel short and I love admiring tall peeps
I'd do anything to add up 5" 😆

it you are 5'8" tall then you are tall na.

Be proud of your height buddy.

Samantha124 shey u dey see as una country yeye. See Di number of small pikin eey get belle.

This is why bandits and terrorism will not finish in the North.

They keep supporting them.

DollarLand2023:
An undercover wouldn't want to stand out like this dude. An undercover mixes with the crowd. This im undercover don cast o.

bros, it depends his mission.

Postinor:
wow, how do you walk around short people, especially when people start calling you 'dogo'which means tallest,it is very annoying

it's affecting you because you take notice of the word "dogo".
I use my height to intimidate short people. You'll discover that short people will love you much more than you think.

prince22607:
I am currently at lagos, Nigeria. My kids are 7 and 3 years old.

you can get the custody of the 7 years old, the 3 years old is not up yo 5 years. From 5 years you can have the of her/him

Postinor:
I am 6'3 in height and I am 19 yrs of age,I usually feel too tall when I walk around my age mates and what makes me feel insecure the most is when people start saying that I am long,tall people out there how do you survive,I also hate it when people stare at my height when I am walking in the street because I am the kind of person that likes being conspicuous and unseen,at times I just wish I wasn't so tall, so I would like to know at what age does one stop growing in height

Am 6'6" tall and am proud of it.

Be proud of your height.

Postinor:
what is their duty

depends on what they came to investigate

ahnie:
Una don turn my thread to war shebi?

Nawa o

na u cos am. Why u go go post sumptuous meal for dis regime?

Coleman7:
Jikwoyi Phase 2

I stay at abacha Road.

Can you answer I meet first?

I don't have to bring anything to the table because I'M THE TABLE ITSELF.

Coleman7:
He's a graphics designer

Which area is there former house located?

Localemperor:
There was this guy during my undergraduate days, he is my course mate, and has never talked to any body in the class. He has no group, no affiliation, no friends,no body knows were he live,no body knew anything about him asides his name. He never answers questions in class and he always know the answers to all question. He is in the class watsap group and has never commented and he left the group the day we graduated. he doesn't go to Church and is not affiliated to any religion.

He became popular on campus when he alone protested against animal cruelty in front of the administrative block. Every body in my class knew his reg no grin but he always put us to shame. He never speaks until spoken to, and most time would ignore you. He always contributed 50,000 and above for class hang out under the name of an anonymous and would never attend the party. Girls in my class hates him, because they can't have him.

most of us believed he is an undercover agent working for the Nigeria government whose aim was to monitors the school administration grin.. He made him self God-like and was respected by all.


no body has seen or heard from him since our final exam.

Emeka Benedict was truly an anonymous..

(UNN 2015 set)

the guy is an undercover agent.

We have them during our school days.
I was able to fish one out and he gave me a sterne warning not to expose him when he came to see my father un his office.

Zonefree:
The motorcycle represent pregnancy.

The first motorcycle is the pregnancy she aborted.
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After calling several men to accept the pregnancy which they denied, she got no option than to abort it and get pregnant again.

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She now pinned the pregnancy on you, maybe cos you're a SIMPle man by nature.

you won giv somebodies HBP abi.

I don laf taya🤣😂🤣😂

jeromestarks:
I will slap you. Who gave you the right to insult me?

🤣😂🤣😂

Coolsat:
I don't know ooo, just a reader and an observer like you.

Maybe you should quote the poster

so sorry. The message was meant for the OP and not you.

My apology

Coolsat:
I've noticed you are always quick and willing to help, may posterity be kind to you bro.
Your type are rare these days
Kudos

Which are are they staying before they gave them quit notice?

Where is the husband working?

ahnie:
I knew it.
Oya close your eyes and imagine you eating it.

no ma.

ahnie:
Pick one and it will be delivered to you asap.

I cover myself with the red oil of afang soup

ahnie:
Pick one!

are you tempting me?

I refuse to be tempted

ahnie:
Smoked fish peppersoup,fried plantains and rice.

this food no even sweet sef.
If I lie give me mek I taste

Coleman7:
Yes, i can vouch for them and also shortee them. I even went to see them today in the apartment. From my observation they are good people. They showed me the 3 years receipt of their paid rent. It was on November 5th this year their rent expired and landlord has been on their neck. I can give you their contact to also confirm. They have no kid only them.

you can't vouch for someone from observation only. I could accommodate them as am not always around.

I stay at abacha Road mararaba axis.
You know this our Nigeria now one have to be VERY VERY CAREFUL.

ahnie:
I bought this sugar #50 this evening.
My shock is really shocked

Any hope for low come earners like us?

Is there still #50 sugar in your place?
You guys are lucky. Here no #50 sugar.

benuejosh:
Make person hear word abeg.

let akume open his industry instead of fighting Alia

Testiebobo:
The embrassing moment, when a sales girl in a raw food store said my fingers were too long and looked like the popular snack "kulikuli". I felt embarrassed nt bcuz of what she said, but bcuz people in the shopping complex were laughing. I just managed to smile, and it seems the young girl is hausa.

you for show her how the kulikuli hand dey reset people brain with one sound slap.

But make we see the hand sef. 🤣😅🤣😅

vicoson:
I have been married to an Igbo lady for 13 years. She is from Imo state. Her character is appalling. I have reported her several times to her family but they keep defending her. Some time in 2021, I intercepted an email correspondence between her and a pornography company demanding payment for a sample she performed. I confronted her immediately and she told me that someone introduced her into it but she gets someone else to perform those samples while she pays the person. I did not ask further questions. I just forwarded the messages to my inbox. The next moment, she wiped her phone clean and said nothing till we separated about 6 months later.

The problem now is that, after alerting her people for a peaceful dissolution of the marriage, it took them almost two weeks to inform me that I should seek a legal means of obtaining a divorce as Igbo customs and tradition forbids it. Please house, advise. We did not register the marriage in any court but wedded in a church after traditional marriage.

go to law court and divorce her.