₦airaland Forum

fabiano09:
Exactly lmao,I don laugh taya,the girl is a clown

Kingkum:
OK. Thanks, i will be expecting. do have a lovely sunday

Kingkum:
I'm close to kastina-ala. sorry, i don't have access to that mail. you can say what you want here or send me a text message pls

Kingkum:
So you are even my brother, i can't make calls(i lost my hearing some years back) but you can send a message and i will reply back. things are difficult for me due to my condition and bad planning.

Kingkum:
Can you pls leave me alone? na beg i de beg you now cos i'm not ready for this, there must be a poor person in your family so recommend him/her for the job.

Happy sunday.

emerich:
Hello nairalanders, please am a 1st time dad so would be needing suggestions from Parents and caregivers, my son is a year and 10 months old, but very energetic, he makes me afraid most times to come back home, he always headbutts me, so very painful but he doesn't feel any pain whatsoever, he loves to play very rough play with me and his mom, but I think his mom have some tolerance levels to his play, he is always slapping, climbing and dancing on my groin, very painful most times, and always landing me hot slaps most especially when he is angry or his mom went out without his knowledge, he is a very wonderful kid and fun to be with, he is a blessing to us, my fears is that he shouldn't turn out to be a bully as he appears stronger and energetic than most kids his age and above.
How do I tame him to prevent him from always hitting his parents? I asked my wife about his activities at school and she told me he isn't a bully but always super active at school, I am a very calm guy but my dad told me I was that way when I was a child his age, that helped but the issue of headbutting and slapping me is really a source of concern for me.
If you had kids that exhibits such behaviors as mine, what did you do differently to calm him?

Kingkum:
Free me oga, better paying job killlll you there

Zonefree:

This is a joke, right?

Pikin wey you suppose flog nonsense comot from em body, you dey here dey lament

Wait till he graduate to using hard objects on you. Sissy parenting!

Kingkum:
This early sunday morning? i refuse to spoil my day by joining words with you this morning. i'm not the cause of your miserable life.

Kingkum:
It's now official that i'm tired with life. Fellow g-guys, i'm pleading with you to teach me some sense make i start bombing, i will be always royal to anyone that can help me to succeed in this line. i'm also ready for any consequences(i prefer to start with the guild of a science man) even if it involves my life, however, i don't want to involve my family in this shii but i can reconsider it though.

Read and pass if you don't have any knowledge about the topic, i don't want to hear all this religious preaching, pastors should pls stay off this thread.

Motivational speakers should also keep off, i need practical solutions to my problems and not written words.



TROLLS should not near this thread unless you felt like insulting the woman that give birth to you

Introvertedgirl:
I had to make a new account for this cos I usually try to get new customers with my main one. Wouldn't wanna scare clients away lol

I'll cut right to the chase...I am hórny. I haven't gotten laid in months and it's so hard to think of anything else. Plus I'm a core introvert and work indoors, so I don't really get to meet guys

I live in Benin city, so you must be in Benin too.

About me: I'm 5 ft 6, 65kg, brown skinned, average looking, and kinda androgynous (think of a younger, smaller version of Serena Williams). I'm kinda smart if you're interested in conversations and all that.

You: not much. Just be above 5 ft 6, above 70kg (I like guys with meat on their bones), over 29 years, be fluent in English, and be above average down there

This isn't a joke. You'll see I'm female once we start communicating. YOU MUST BE IN BENIN. Preferably not too far from Uniben.
No yahoo guys or married men pls

Introvert062@gmail.com

Mariam202:
Hello
I need a man who's interested in the friends with benefits sort of relationship.
I'm in my early 20's
Slim, and curvy, etc.

Rules:
MUST be well to do (rich)
MUST be introduced to my family as my boyfriend.
Must not be into Yahoo
Must be mature in thought and actions.
MUST be residing in VI, Lekki, Ikeja or Ajah. Precisely Lagos Islands.
MUST conduct tests before anything.


Hit DM if you meet all the criterias or ready to follow the rules.

emmyluizzz:
yes some months ago I came here to complain of my joblessness

some Nairalanders even mock me because I commented on some posts..I don't know. Im just happy. Is actually a security job at a Catholic church. The pay is very good plus accommodation and three square meal every day..

Thanking God

Eleven01:
When I see how terrorists and bandits hold sway, I wonder what is wrong with our air force, is it's equipments obsolete?
Is there no good command structure?
Are the leaders weak?
Or is there no political will?

It is shameful that a country with earnings as Nigeria can not acquire laser guided technology and torment these terrorists in our forests in the dead of the night, this will give good cover to the aircraft and expose the terrorists positions. Laser guided technology pick out heat, so no matter where the terrorists are hidden their body heat will expose them, no matter how dark. Nigerian air force is really dulling.

Zonefree:
Typical aphonja coward. You pick race as dem dey harass your mama. I'd exchange you for kolanut if you're my son.

Zonefree:
Typical aphonja coward. You pick race as dem dey harass your mama. I'd exchange you for kolanut if you're my son.

dollytino4real:
I dey fear bloggers o! Let dem not turn my words around to look bad

dollytino4real:
ok thanks

dollytino4real:
my dear nothing to learn from

dollytino4real:
God bless u, pls help dem if u can! because am in dat shoe, my ex has really been supportive in my marriage! Is still dis talk I no wan suffer still happened to me but I ended up the way I am now!! Pls help

ArmaniUhuru:
Bishop of Tinubu diocese

IAmSkinny:
Waaoo. I just feel there is something very fishy going on with those guys.

IAmSkinny:
1, Aguiyi Ironsi Street, Maitama.

IAmSkinny:
So I have a friend who's an aspiring musician. To be honest, he's very talented and posts some of his freestyles on IG.

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Just recently, he was contacted on IG by one record label known as LinksMusic. They intend to sign him but I find it a bit uncomfortable and fear it might be an elaborate scam.
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They have a website but when you Google "LinksMusic", nothing related to the record label ever shows up. They have an office address here:
1755 Broadway New York, New York 100112
Ironically, this is the same building that houses Universal music record label.

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They even sent the young man an agreement containing the terms of contract and how much he's to earn from the deal but something tells me it's an elaborate scam.
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Now they want him to come to this "reserved" address in Maitama, Abuja to sign the contract..........

judithjam:
Peter obi is nice, nice people can't govern Nigeria,we need someone tough

FocusedDiva:
Nooooooo!

Just confirmed she's dead.
May God rest her soul.
This is too sad

promzy555:
Any thing dat has to do with APC I comot my hand. Buhaha has finish this country from TOP to BOTTOM

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Manna4Gurls:
Bro don't help her dad because she wants you to. Do it for the man he is and you understands what your fellow man is passing through by mere being in contact for some minutes. Help him for he is not staying forever and betterstill, is not a woman.

If you have some space to share, go ahead for the sake of brotherhood.