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Peterobiisathie:
Mazi Tinubu will likely give Kanu amnesty

pipe dream

mamagee3:
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No I don't like you profile picture.

From the comments we now know who is the spiritual father and sponsors of bandits and herdsmen.

EmzyT:
DO NOT GO!

I don't know you in person, but to be very honest with you, I'll be so mad and angry at you if you should attend that wedding without your so-called Cousin inviting you.

As long as you said your own family are comfortable too and you or any of your family member(s) ain't leeching on him, then he should be behaving as if he's doing you a favour by relating with you.

When people want you to give them space, do well to give them Distance . You don't treat people as an Option and Expect to be treated as a Priority!


This life no suppose hard!!!!

God bless you.

You just speak my mind

Ballzproblemm:
naso somebody go mind en business when e involve your daughter or sister

abi o

dave601:
I managed to break the head of this tiny thing in our compound this afternoon. I suppose it's just a house snake, right?

snake get house?
Snake na snake

The truth is that Nigerians are tired of APC.

virginprincess:
which crusade? where and when is it taking place?

Rainbow Christian Assembly at airport road.

OUR LORd'S PRAYER IN PIGIN:

Our pale wey arrange 4 heaven,I
dey hail ur name,make ur
kingdom show,make ur package
dey coperate 4 earth,as e arrange
4 heaven,give us 2day our Agege bread as u
dey do am b/4,I beg
4give us any wey we fall ur hand
so that we fit 4give d pipo wey
fall
we hand 2,no let us fall inside
gbege wey we no fit carry,but deliver us 4rm
bad market, Amen.

Sion47:
Where Slawommir
Mr, damm nigger

Abeg chuk mouth for this mata bcus na ur constituency we dey so.

He was scammed few days ago

PrinxArthur1:
Especially siofra

Rwand:
Good morning. Please I'd love to find someone who resides in ABJ. I plan on relocating to Abj and I would love to find an agent who could help me search for a good place to live or anyone at all who can do that.

lugbe will be good for you.

A big congratulations to my boss Atiku Abubakar

Joezinho:
I am having severe PTSD trying to decipher this story.

even me too

Fidinno:
This is a good way to catch those bastards disturbing our neighborhood

Bros not only your neighborhood. They should it this mean to catch all those politicians that stole our money.

Afghanieastern make una destroy una Land.

Onyi22:
Mumu, always in a hurry to be the first to comment nonsense, go back and read the story but this time, SLOWLY

no mind am.

Na there type wey no sabi read

iCauseTrouble:
PDP too mumu I swear. They don't know how to play opposition. They are supposed to allow APC do their primary first.

APC scheduled there's first and when PDP announced there's they now shifted there own too

peepydelano:
But you are married, don’t you love your wife as well?

did you read the article yo the end?

LETTER TO MY LATE EX

Today mark exactly 15years since u suddenly departed from me. I still remember very well how we met and fell in love with each other.
It was on a sunny afternoon,when I was doing some shopping at mile 1 market in port Harcourt and I suddenly came across you in one of the best shop. You really looked nice on that day. I admired you and you
admired me too,but at the moment we both lacked words to say to each other. I left the shop and walked back home.
Deep within me I was totally disturbed. The following day I decided to walk back to the same shop just to check if you were still there and to my surprise you were there.
So I decided to make my first approach because I was madly in love with you.
For sure you were very beautiful, so as they say,"the rest is history". We decided to stay together. I dearly appreciate you because you gave me total peace for all that duration. Then the unfortunate happened on a day like today.
That day we were on a bike and I was the one riding. As we were approaching a sharp
bend near a building I don't exactly remember what happened. You fell down and before I could come to your rescue an on coming vehicle crushed you right in
front of my eyes. I was totally confused. The
vehicle did not stop. I yelled without knowing what to do next. A friend came to my aid and we rushed you to the nearest hospital. The doctors tried all they could do, but it was all in vain.
My dear you were no more. I couldn't believe it. I cried like never before.
It took me time to accept the loss. Since your
departure I have never met anyone like you. They are all fake,they are giving me total
headache,but all in all, life has to continue.

*REST IN PEACE!!! MY NOKIA 3310.

Continue from the suffering that buhari have put us abi?

Thunder fire you and your generation.

MITCHELL96:
It's how much then ? Lesser than that or higher than that ?

all of the above

Ferrytech:
i cherish my freedom man

nothing will happen to you except you're kinda guilty.

PressyKcee:
When you have a rigorous lecturer in charge of a difficult school course. You will purchase textbooks and handouts for the course. You'll give it your all to pass the course. Because you care about that course and don't want to fail it. When you have finally completed the course. What happens to the textbook and other materials you received for that course? You'll probably dismiss them and move on to a more demanding course.

This is how most partnerships work.
The lady is primarily concerned about receiving a ring and planning a large wedding. So, during the wooing period. They make every effort to conceal their flaws. Also, show the man a lot of affection.

They make every effort to conceal their flaws. Also, lavish the man with love and attention. However, once they reach their goal of "the wedding," they reveal their true selves.

Love and marriage, on the other hand, are still quite wonderful things. Simply pray for a heart that loves you, understands you, and is prepared to walk down that road with you honestly, no matter what.

Marriage isn't a waste of time. Love isn't a waste of time. These are amazing places to visit!!

I love this you candid answer. Thumbs up bro

Ferrytech:
to who

their office or ICPC.

Ferrytech:
once a victim off efcc .collected all my device and empty my btc account without arrestting me later i saw the man with my phone using it on a dailly basis . i no fit cry but thank god for today

why didn't you report him?

BoredBerry:
Hi!

My name is boredberry... I'm 19... And I need a boyfriend... He must reside in Abuja or be willing to travel to Abuja if he resides in other state... I don't discriminate but I would prefer a southerner, esp from these south-south states (Delta, Edo, Port Harcourt) or a south westerner excluding those from Ogun and Osun...

He must be tall... I'm 5.5 so he must be above 5.7...

I prefer dark men... Who doesn't love chocolate? But if he's fair and attractive I might consider...

He could be a Christian or a muslim... But I don't want someone who's too religious... I'm not really a believer but I'm very tolerant... I hate fanatics...

I need a man who's a lover of science! And mythology, astrology, history and so on...

A pan-African...

An avid reader...

He must be creative... Someone who sees things from many perspectives... Thinks outside the box...

He must be funny! And polite enough to laugh at my lame jokes...

Be considerate and kind... I need someone with a heart... Emphatic and with a vision to change the world in his own little way...

I need a man who is a lover of life! Drinks, smokes, enjoys going out and meeting new people...

Someone who takes risks... Loves adventures... Anything but common...

He must enjoy travelling... Excited by foreign cultures, esp those that are African...

Be a foodie...

I love public display of affection! So he should love holding me and being held... Kissed... Etc...

Be a dog person... Love the idea of having pets... I grew up with dogs and cats even chickens! So I love animals!

Someone who's childish and fun to be with... Silly and cute... I love men who are boyish...

He shouldn't be an alpha... He should love himself and all that... But I like men who are sensitive... So he shouldn't think feeling sad or even crying is a sign of weakness...

I'll continue...

Am available. So write application letter.

OUR WOMEN HAVE MADE MARRIAGE LOOK LIKE A SCAM TO ME.

When they are dating, you see them paint their walls with pictures of their boyfriends in the name of yeye love. But, when a man gather his hard earn money to pay their bride price, everything changes. Hardly will you see a married woman paint her walls with their husbands pictures.
When dating, a lady will give her boyfriends all the sex style in this world and will hardly say no when the guy demand for sex. But once a man marries her, she will start saying sex na food?
The kind of affection , submission, care and understanding young ladies shows to their boyfriends, you will never see them show half of it to their husbands.
Paying huge amount of money to marry a lady is more like paying just to have children. There seems to be nothing like love in marriage. It looks contractual.
Most women have finished their emotions while dating. In fact, I don't think there is anything a man will enjoy more in a woman that he married that will equal what her boyfriends have enjoyed.
It looks enjoyable to date a lady and have fun than to marry her.
I know many will come for me with this write up but deep down , we all knows it is the bitter truth. Something is absolutely wrong somewhere.

Why u dey lie. The picture of the snake wey u show na d room be that? U go snap picture from somewhere kom dey show us say na for room dem kill am because u want make we go click that link.

Guy, we don wise pass d level wey u no

Heathrow44:
He still loves u, but u are not giving him the attention he deserves, so he's notifying u that he's noticed ur unruly behaviour and if u re no longer interested in the relationship kukuma tell him on time..

Gbam!!!!

Prettygirl200:
Thank God u are sensible enough to know that.

Are you OK now ma'am?

Prettygirl200:
shey u are a redpiller ni

none of the above ma.

Am too matured and cultured for that.