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Richy4:
I love the letter honestly... It's very unique...

She's a strong-willed girl that won't allow grammar to deter her from speaking her mind.. And she got a lot to sayOoo

Op, if the letter was addressed to you, please stop hugging someone at MR BIG biko

lifenija:
Wats funny here.
Learn how to arrange content even if it boring let it b a well arranged.


It's too early for rubbish

Hahahaha. Bros, I'm sure you're from Ilorin that's why you're angry with this post.

No offense though.

IF UR GIRLFRIEND SENT U THIS LETTER AND IT IS READ BY UR
SISTER, HOW WILL U FEEL

Letter from Sikira of Ilorin
Dear olalekan, longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other
lofers are behafe to theirself? U haf refus to call me for
the past one mont. and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be
say your numba is unreach, is unreach. You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we
haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hog together. If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself. Olalekan,olalekan, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle. Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.
My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I
haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins name o......sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow because I am fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is red and
yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten is happening in this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it's not anti taiba's horseband that gif her the belle that she use to born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and they eager to see u. Yours frightfully. .Sikira. � � ���� pls don't laugh alone. Put a smile on somebody's face.

Letter from Sikira of Ilorin
Dear olalekan, longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other
lofers are behafe to theirself? U haf refus to call me for
the past one mont. and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be
say your numba is unreach, is unreach. You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we
haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hog together. If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself. Olalekan,olalekan, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle. Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.
My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I
haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins name o......sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow because I am fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is red and
yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten is happening in this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it's not anti taiba's horseband that gif her the belle that she use to born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and they eager to see u. Yours frightfully. .Sikira. � � ���� pls don't laugh alone. Put a smile on somebody's face...

Premiumwriter:
this is said a lot about the tiv people of benue state.

It is wrong though.

Tiv people are quite hospital, so bad that people spread these false information about their culture.

They don't give their wives, instead they make their wives give you their wrapper to change into if you are a stranger to make you more comfortable and feel at home.

The idomas, which I am by the way, are more strict. A married idoma woman cannot give you any wrapper she has used, it doesn't matter if you are freezing to death, she is not allowed to give you her wrapper.

A lot of people spread bad information about the tiv culture though but that's far from reality.

Oine, abole?

mugnmuffin:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have an issue that has been on my mind for weeks now. My fiancé and I have been dating for over three years. I love him and he loves me too. We are physically attracted to each other. We’re both catholic but since I graduated, during my service year I gave my life to Christ, got saved and left the Catholic Church. So I’ve been a Pentecostal Christian since then. He on the other hand is still catholic. I subtly try to nudge him to consider getting saved, i.e acknowledging Christ as lord and savior and becoming born again but he is content with his laidback Christian life.

Earlier this year, he asked to meet my parents and I let him. My parents like him especially because my younger sis is married and they have been waiting for me too. They’re glad I’ve someone. However, after the introduction,I regret it. I’m now certain that he’s not the one. I think about my spiritual life and how lukewarm he is about the things of God, I think about kids and how we’ll raise the, with such differing views about God and I’m discouraged. I feel like I’m settling because he checks all the boxes on the checklist of physical attributes. Another mistake I made is, I didn’t pray about this decision and that worries me because anything that involves him,I just act with pausing to ask God, but I always ask God about other aspects of my life. So it’s like my associating with him is a minus for my spiritual life and that’s a huge cause for concern.

At this point, I want to tell my parents I am not convinced it’s him but I’m afraid of the disappointment this will cause. *sigh* I’ll appreciate your thoughts, comments, criticisms...

Are you saying because he's a Catholic he's not save?

Why are you people so STUPID? God can meet/save anybody anywhere you are.
Stop using Church as a yardstick.

JUST TELL US YOU'VE SEEN SOMEONE ELSE AND YO WANT TO USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE.

For your information I attend Pentecostal Church.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I'm tempted to call you my hypeman.
Thanks for unmerited compliment.

you and I know am saying the truth.

Thanks for being there. You left and indelible mark that can't be forgotten.

Bede2u:
Bio

I'm 30 something year old Igbo guy living in Australia. I work in the mining sector. We call it FIFO here (fly in fly out). I'm 5.6" tall.

I want Nigerian girls to DM me if they meet this criteria.


1. Must be either a medical doctor or a medical student about to graduate.

2. Nothing else. Just refer to number one.

Any ethnic group is fine. Tall, short, fat, skinny is okay.

Send in-mail

so u dey look for female so u go use her harvest human parts abi?

Ur plan no go work.

FalseProphet1:
Bananas and groundnuts enhance sexual performance, she doesn't want you to be a one minute man.

I see her using the 30k you gave her to buy more bananas and groundnuts, I see you behaving like a monkey after finishing banana of 30k.

This I have seen.

hahahaha.

You no well.

You just made my day. I don laf taya as I dey work now

MISSCONGENIALITY God bless her.

She's an exemplary Lady,

A woman of uncommon beauty.

A fiercely loyal friend

A companionate critics and a

Dotting Angel

AbujaMenFashion:
[b][b]Hello Fam
This is a Real traditional Marriage List, presented to my incoming in-laws, I am from Isiala Mbano, na Imo State. November 2022

This was sent to my incoming in-laws
By my Parents
Hope its not excessive/ bloated

By God grace i have stayed Chasted all my life oo


Nevertheless, i Hope this list is not crazy in this Economy. Honest Opinion biko nu

Introduction list

A. Iheumunna.

50 tubers of yam
1 bag of rice
1 bag of salt
1 carton of soap.
25 litres of red oil
25 litres of ground nut oil
Assorted types of drinks( soft drinks and wine and kola nut.



B. Mmanya nna(brides father).

Nkpara, chieftaincy dress, cap, a pair of shoe.
Mmanya. Nne(brides mother) blouse, wrapper, hair tie, shoe.
Ihendiagbatobi(things for relations) drinks, food stuff and detergent


C. Things for bride

Box of clothes
Jewelries, wrapper, shoes and hand bag
Dowry/bride price #20, 000(twenty thousand naira)


D. Iheumuwanye
Drinks, food stuff, meat. Ugba.



The END


Nevertheless this items are subject to change for the comfort of our groom and family. Also this items could be monetized or settle in cash due to stress in transportation.
Thank you for your understanding.


(Okwa internet pictures bikonu)

its not much.

When I did mine the list they gave me is even more than yours.

Nonetheless I monetise some at the end I spent less than 500 thousand naira.

My wife is from Mbieri while I'm from Benue.

Sisib15:
Hello nairaland, So i met this man three years ago, we started talking and he told me that he's divorced, at first he doesn't want to disclose it to me that he has married before , i discovered through my search on Facebook and he said his wife packed out of his house and he has tried all means to beg her to come back but she insisted that she's not coming back even her pastor informed him to move on and he has moved on and they were married for 5 years without a child.
Then he asked me out and we started dating in which we have been together for two years now, my problem is what ever i do for this man he never appreciate it, he's always complaining to an extent that i feel that he's still much interested in his previous wife. I started staying in his house because his house is very close to my work place and i started seeing alot of things that i don't like especially he like measuring me up with his wife standard whatever I do to him i don't do it well like i don't know how to dress, i don't know how to eat, i don't know how to cook and he likes judging and always wanting to correct me. I love him so much but i don't know if i can continue with this. If i cook, i don't know how to cook, if people should hurt me outside and i told him he will judge me first before listening, at times he says some demeaning things to me and tell me that he's joking with me. At times, i feel that he's pretending, recently i told him that he needs to see a therapist.
My problem now is that he's asking me for marriage, i don't know if i should accept or i should stop the relationship, i am really confuse!
He's 40 years old and i'm 28 years old.

You're seeing RED FLAG and you want to marry him?;

Don't you think its that same RED FLAG the wife saw and left him?

My dear, the advice you'll give to yourself is more important than the one people will give you.

Have a blissful day

If she doesn't understand you then try to understand her and the equation will balance.

Ayooade:
Goodevening all, i have been wanting to get peoples opinion about something that has been bothering me.
I am a lady in my early 30s, 32 to be precise. I have had like 3 relationships that failed. Among of them is a guy i dated for 6 years but later ended the relationship because i got a job and at the time but he didn't have a job, he ended the relationship due to some certain decisions he took.
I am a kind of person that believe strongly in God and things of the spiritual, i later met a pastor guy that was assisting me in prayers but to my surprise this guy started telling me that God has told him to marry me. I told him immediately that i am not interested, i had a dream once about him where they showed him to me that he is my husband, i woke up and prayed against it. It was this time that i told him to stop any prayers he has been doing for me if his intentions was to marry me.
I educated him of how marriages are crashing this days even the ones that loved themselves dearly, i also educated him about how wifes are killing husbands and husbands are killing wives but i think this guy has refused to listen.
I got a call from his so called " spiritual father " sometimes last month and the man was telling me all the implications of not marrying him that if i want my journey to be fast in life then its him that i should marry.
I immediately told the spiritual father that its not possible and I won't marry someone i am not emotionally attached to, I'd rather remain single all my life than go into a marriage that i know won't last 6 month all in the name of God told me to marry him.
I know there are people who are wiser than me concerning marriage issues, i know there are people who have been in the same issue as i am now, please how do you pple cope, is there a punishment when you don't marry who God wants you to marry?
How am i sure its not this guy that's messing in my head?
For the fact that i am in my marriageable age doesn't mean i should push mysef into what I don't want.
I am sorry for the long epistle �

The Bible say "A man plan his way and the Lord direct his footpaths"

Plan you life and the Lord will direct your path.

Don't let any PASTOR cajoled you into any "the Lord say this and that".

Your ordained HUSBAND IS COMING.

Cheasystickylov:
Hello all, please all I need is your candid advice. I do not think this is the time to ask me rhetorical questions. I would have answered all those questions before the end of the epistle.
I do not sincerely if to quit my marriage or jut keep hoping that things will change in the nearest future.
I dated my wife for three years before got married in 2006. I can say without exaggeration that it has been war, except occasionally when peace will just reign for a short period of time.
Sadly I got a job in a multinational and we moved to Germany in 2014 and that just worsened everything. This made her to acquired more powers to do what ever she likes.
My wife is someone that literally fights with every single person.
During our dating, she exhibited so many of these characters. Despite all these red signs, I somehow just continued rather foolishly in the relationship hoping things will get better. This was not also helped by the pastor of our church who ensured that the relationship continued, he gave very many biblical examples including forgiving someone 7 times 77 times. I must also state that her mother was an elder in the church. So the action of the pastor is understandable.
We eventually got married, and it has been sorry tears and blood. We were able to have 3 children, and the eldest is 11 years, the youngest is 7 years.
My wife disrespects every single living thing I say, every one of them, she can insult me in public without giving a damn. I can not list all the scenario. Just to emphasize this point, her eldest brother and sisters have cautioned her many times , in my house and even when we visit them. To further emphasize, her eldest sister’s husband stop us from coming to his house because he said he can does not just bear the insults and the manner she disrespects me.
We can not have a heart to heart discussion, she is always not ready, or when we talk she just tell me to summarize, or she ignores me completely.
I have suggested counselling, however, she simply refused.
We can stay in the house for months without talking to each other, I have and still has always been the one that tries to initiate peace. Sadly most times she doesn’t even listen and walk away.
She keep male friends that I do not even have any real relationship with them, even if I try to caution her, she screams back. I have actually stopped trying to caution her, I just leave her alone with them. The latest now is a pastor who prays for her for the past 5 years, sadly the pastor and I have never had any conversation for all these years. I demanded for his number 2 years ago, she refused as usual, so I just allow her be. Of course their has been one or two case of suspected infidelity, initially when I asked she just ignored me and was even screaming. I gave her deadline of 5 days and she later cam to me to explain. Although there were still many grey areas.

The sad part is that, there is no single family member to even look into the matter
1.Her step brothers and sisters- they are not in talking terms.
2.Her mum- her mum dare not !
3.Her uncle- She is not in talking terms with any of them
4.Her Aunt-the same story, not in talking terms with them

She does not really have any close per say, and occasionally attend church online. I wish does attend a physical church, her pastor would have been the next person that might probably look into it.

Sadly she believes every one of these people including me have a problem. She feels she is right and we are all just evil people.

I am so confused and frustrated. I do not know exactly what to do.

you said you're in Germany right?

You can humble her. You trick her to come to Nigeria then seize her international passport then report her to German embassy they'll place a no waiver Visa on her and she can't enter that country again.

Ausval:
I have sent you an email sir

check your e-mail and reply me ASAP

MaDaRa01:
its not decay or anything like that, no swelling. Its just shaky and painful

its maggot that's eating the root of the teeth

MaDaRa01:
God!!! Who knows the worst pain you can ever feel??

TOOTHPAIN!!!

The thing pain like mad. I can't eat or drink. To swallow spit na war to even throway spit na battle.

Can i use plier to remove it and end this terror?

Where's your location?

If you're in abuja I'd have taken you to one Hausa man that will give you herb to rinse your mouth and the maggot that's infecting you teeth will all come out.

virginprincess:
It was not Nigeria you dreamt about,it is the current situation of your family you dreamt about.

Ausval:
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fidel2:
��� Really.....? Texas is fine and calm... But I just came back to Abuja.

no wahala we go meet one day oinem

robosky02:
Its the time for Nigeria to win the u17

e dey pain me say if dem win am buhari and APC go add am say na their achivement.

fidel2:
Walai.... But idoma get different breed sha

na true you tok sha.
How Texas? I was there last week Friday. I chop pounded yam kom run leave am. Una get food there o

Yours will come when you least expect it.

That's how God works.

Don't let anything you read here affect you. Your future is very bright.

Praying for you.

fidel2:
������....... Na Idoma and igala village be dat... Very nonsense and useless area.

Am telling you, but you na idoma na. Adoyi na idoma name.

The mirror doesn't have any colour

shereactsng:
I loaned this friend 150k in February, and she returned 100k and begged for 600k extra for school, but this evil witch has failed to pay back the 650k. Her parents are supporting her too. She lied and said her mom had cancer too.

What should I do? 08167751025... Please call ...

I am a girl...

It wasn't about too much money. Don't you give people things out of kindness.
I don't care if you roast me. I am just exposing her ass

send me credit let me call her ASAP.

fidel2:
Mararaba kabayi.....

that place is Sodom and Gomorrah

Johnson225:
Benin

you're far from me

Johnson225:
iPhone 12promax available for sale.
450k.
Just two months old. Still in a perfect condition and neat.
Receipt available.
07065417708

Where's your location?

AsomArchitectNG:
This topic is irrelevant.. We don't hate anyone on nl rather we see ourselves as family.. Let's use any given opportunity to always spread love

God bless you.

Chop ten knuckles

Kenpaly:
Op i want to ask u a very good quastion. Is she from akwaibom or 4rm kogi state?if yes you don enter gbege be that.

hahahahaha. Why Edo or Kogi?

Enlighten me I beg no vex.