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Romance / Re: How Possible is it To Cope With A Double Dating Lady by joobreel(m): 8:09pm On Mar 08, 2009
@ poster
its rather pathetic o. if the white garment thing is really there, then there is a lot of trouble @ hand. u really need to do than impress or find out what the pastor has that u dont. for me, the stuff he has that u dont is the jazz/spiritual/white-garment/juju thing. so on this issue, try to confirm its really some spiritual manifestations before u conclude. if its spiritual. contact okija_juju. if its not spiritual as u claim, then u have a lot of work to do. or better still, check out some other sexy girls. all the best.
Family / Re: My Would-Be Husband Deceive My And My Family by joobreel(m): 6:50pm On Mar 08, 2009
abeg drop the good-for-nothing guy and move forward
Politics / Re: CAN Wants Nigerians To Carry Arms (Religious Crisis) by joobreel(m): 10:12pm On Mar 01, 2009
what is CAN's business with arms. i bet we re loosing focus due to joblessness. CAN's duty is to pray and regulate the christian body, what has it got to do with carrying arms. abeg, make CAN try focus small.
Romance / Re: The Girl I Want To Marry Is SS: I'm Dying Inside by joobreel(m): 10:03pm On Mar 01, 2009
@poster
i dont think u really love this girl u re talking about cos if u do, nairalanders' opinions shouldnt really stop u or encourage u into marrying her (from a post of urs). i guess u re lucky being an AA. leave story, go ahead and marry her if u TRULY love her (i hope u re not pitying her and thereby doing what is called the hero's thing). if u dont, back out cos u myt not be able to cope but if ur love is real, i wouldnt mind being on ur guest list. all the best
Romance / Re: My Husband Cheated On Me by joobreel(m): 9:30pm On Mar 01, 2009
sorry o. for better for stay, for worse for run. the bible is against adultery
Romance / Re: Thanks by joobreel(m): 1:03pm On Feb 22, 2009
its not everybody that has complete cells in their brains
Romance / Re: Can Pregnancy Trap A Man? by joobreel(m): 12:56pm On Feb 22, 2009
TRAP SHA? in this age of ours. Abeg, drop that one. either a responsible or an irresponsible man, once he doesnt give a hoot about the woman, no jupiter of a pregnancy can trap him. the best is take responsibilty for the child. but for the woman, she don miss am!!!
Romance / Re: 7 Questions To Ask A Girl On A First Date by joobreel(m): 12:31pm On Feb 22, 2009
so sick!!!
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Gave Me Staphylococcus by joobreel(m): 11:57am On Feb 22, 2009
fan tassi
its a pity.
u dont need advice on whether to leave him or not, u re not dumb i guess.
just go test urself if the virus is not there, if not, u re lucky. if there, u re still very lucky cos it ll probably still be in the early stage.
for the nuclear weapon of a guy walking around the street, let him know he carries a weapon of mass destruction (that is if he is not aware and spreading it intentionally)
but come, its not possible staph signals u in 2 days, i guess the major general was in u prior to the val's thing, the weapon just came along to uproot out in the full glare.
anyways, total medical check up is srtictly adviced. lol!
Romance / Re: Who Is The Best Choice Among These Men? by joobreel(m): 11:46am On Feb 22, 2009
@poster
u av indicated with ur post that u re interested in the eshan guy so why disturb us here.
1 he is 15 yrs older and u u ve neva met him (wrong)
2 he is ur classmate but u re 32 (wrong)
3 just 2 months but u used 5 lines to describe him while u used 2 lines each for 1 and 2.
from the analysis now my dear, no 3 man is who you want either extrovert, introvert, 2 months, churchy, clubby, or pracky.
dont waste time, its obvious who you want. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllll ttttttttttthhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssstttttttttttt
Romance / Re: Would He Call Again? by joobreel(m): 11:36am On Feb 22, 2009
@omolola,
i think you should give him some time to ascertain if he is interested or not. u can also call him sha o. but dont sound desperate with him. all the best
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need To Rent A Chic For The Valentine by joobreel(m): 12:41pm On Feb 07, 2009
its my business to love-vendor out girls. contact me thru my profile. its my pleasure
Forum Games / Re: Life Has Taught Me: by joobreel(m): 11:01pm On Feb 02, 2009
life has taught me that its sinusodial- sometimes its up, sometimes down
Family / Re: Family Mealtimes: Do You Eat Together? by joobreel(m): 10:51pm On Feb 02, 2009
eat together sha? i cant remember when last we were complete. its either the father is missing or the mother. sometimes, the two of them. understand the lagos thing. its not easy. we get to enjoy the luxury on some very rare sunday afternoons sha.
Romance / Re: How To Tell Your Girlfriend She Can't Cook? by joobreel(m): 10:40pm On Feb 02, 2009
if she cant cook, then you are in trouble. God don catch you be that.
but for the solution, just tell her straight away but not harshly. then try and profer solution either by teaching her or enrolling her in a catering school. all the best
Crime / Re: Man Rapes 4-year-old Boy by joobreel(m): 6:30pm On Feb 01, 2009
hmmm. wonders shall neva end in naija.
are all those yarinas finished or what. i think he needs a medical check-up.
Politics / Re: Obama's Half Brother Held On Drug Charge by joobreel(m): 6:06pm On Feb 01, 2009
@poster
there should be a link to ascertain how true your story is. the source abeg.
Celebrities / Re: Sweet Romance Between Timaya And Empress Njamah by joobreel(m): 8:37pm On Jan 30, 2009
looks or no looks, they re in love. how temporal or permanent, no one knows. all u haters, let timaya and empress enjoy themselves.
@poster
u beta find a job rather than discuss these so-called love birds.
but really, i saw them walked into a superstore in GRA to buy throw-pillows.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee And My Friend: Are They Cheating On Me? by joobreel(m): 8:25pm On Jan 30, 2009
hra,
dont be deceived, something is happening between ur friend and ur girl. shallow or deep, cant be ascertained. there is a chemistry. the signs are there
1 mixing his name for yours
2 prefers him to walk her rather than you
3 they see apparantly everyday.
4 etc
please guy, follow ur instincts. be smart about the whole stuff. all the best. LOL
Politics / Re: Politics Of Religion by joobreel(m): 8:06pm On Jan 30, 2009
we dont have to allow anybody scope us into hating. the bible charges the christians to preach the word. it didnt tell us to make enemies. let the prosecutor remove the log in his eyes first.
@poster
mind no one, a muslim friend is better than a hypocrite. LOL
Romance / Re: My Lil' Sister Of 12yrs Is Heartbroken! by joobreel(m): 9:03pm On Jan 27, 2009
U GUYS ARE HERE TALKING ABOUT A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL. WHAT WOULD BE SAID OF MY FRIEND'S 6 YEAR OLD NIECE CAUGHT WRITING A LOVE LETTER!!!. HELP THIS GENERATION OUT!!!
A LETTER STARTING WITH HELLO TONY, I LOVE YOU. I FEEL LIKE HOLDING YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW,
Romance / Re: To Marry Or Not To Marry? by joobreel(m): 12:30am On Jan 24, 2009
abeg my guy, dont try it. my opinion. everything is against you except if your parents wouldnt mind taking care of your children
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesnt Want Me To Travel Abroad Pls Advice by joobreel(m): 12:21am On Jan 24, 2009
she i scared cos she knows you very well.
on what to do?; when u get the visa, u will use ur brain!!!
Politics / Re: Petrol Now 65 Naira Per Litre by joobreel(m): 11:53pm On Jan 23, 2009
naija will get beta. it has to start from somewhere. favourable energy policy is one. lets hope for beta things to come.
Politics / Re: Fashola Shuts Aswani Market by joobreel(m): 11:38pm On Jan 23, 2009
BRF! carry go. eko oni baje
Politics / Re: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by joobreel(m): 10:57pm On Jan 23, 2009
i hope these policemen were not drunk when they arrested the goat. dont trust what ogogoro can do. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Am A Virgin I Cant Do It Till We R Married. by joobreel(m): 8:01pm On Jan 20, 2009
i cant make the mistake of asking a virgin out talkless of dating her. its so fraustrating,
Romance / Re: What Is Love?,explain With 1 Word. by joobreel(m): 7:36pm On Jan 20, 2009
[size=20pt]my bible tells me God is love
so.
LOVE IS GOD[/size]
Properties / Re: Will These Home Designs Sell In Nigeria, And Where? by joobreel(m): 11:39pm On Jan 16, 2009
@topic
some peopla dont see anything good in what others do, they re all out to criticise and give negative stuffs to what is being done good. these designs will sell in Lagos. i stay in lekki and i can tell u there are designs almost like these in lagos. i have been to osborne, VGC, Parkview evn inside phase 1 and i can tell u there are designs like yours. so dont get discouraged. good things sell in naija especially in lag. all the best
Politics / Re: Reason Cctv Can Work In The Streets Of Lagos. by joobreel(m): 11:20pm On Jan 16, 2009
I am a fan of uncle BRF but i am beginning to sense that he is loosing it. There is trouble in our Lagos. Any right thinking person will know that CCTV is not the next thing in Lagos. Lagos- where traffic lights dont fuction properly- wants to embark on CCTV stuff. Let someone please call our dear governor to order. i hope it is still eko oni baje or eko ti fe baje. i am scared o.

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