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Car Talk / Re: Black Exhaust Smoke In Rx300 by joobreel(m): 10:43am On Apr 29, 2018
Etoo, please how did resolve the issue.
I am having the same problem. Changed sensors, MAF and the likes. Thanks
Career / Re: Sample Coren Technical Report by joobreel(m): 11:22am On Jan 08, 2014
@Idy4eva
please, i would also need a format of the COREN report. i have 5 years post graduate experience and want to submit a report to meet April 2014 interview.
Please help As soon as you can.
Thanks
jubril
Politics / Re: OBJ To Appear Before Reps June 28 by joobreel(m): 8:41pm On Jun 11, 2012
This will be the most hilarious and as well embarrassing moment for the NASS members and that is even if he responds to their summon talkless of going. Let these thieves find something meaningful to do. We need actions not plenty talk. and if a whole Mr Integrity Farouk Lawan demanded and collected bribe, then forget it. This is just the beginning in Nigeria
Politics / Re: Jonathan's Declaration Speech by joobreel(m): 12:13pm On Sep 20, 2010
If all u have said u will do (by God's grace), the there is hope for every Nigerian.
TV/Movies / Re: Top Ten Movies That Make You Cry by joobreel(m): 2:11pm On Jul 01, 2010
ye fada raya (the promise) an indian film
Ghasab (indian)
ander ka noon (indian)
the notebook
the pursuit of happiness
a walk to remember
owo blow (a yoruba movie)
kush kush hotai (indian)
armagedon
(not in any particula order)
Celebrities / Re: Why 9ice's Marriage To Tony Payne Broke Down by joobreel(m): 12:23pm On May 18, 2010
In my opinion, Rugged's hands aint clean on the issue. the rumour was mild about cabasa too but for a while. and he did not make a fuss about it so y is rugged's own causing havoc.
the song 'once beaten, twice shy' is not just a musician's imagination, its a man's explanation of what happened to him.
if 9ice from the conversation decided not to come public on the issue, i guess he is just saving Rugged and Payne's faces.
my opinion
TV/Movies / Re: Genevieve Hosts "Gulder Ultimate Search Celebrity Showdown" by joobreel(m): 11:42am On Mar 29, 2010
Yesterday's episode wasnt bad afterall
Geneveive: guess she is going to make a good host afterall
Bob Manuel: he assumed the position of leadership automatically.
Dare: was cool all thru
Emeka: i think this guy and muma gee has a thing going on b4 camp. he also has issues wt funke and princess, probably cos dey are kinda against muma gee
chioma: she has disappointed me. thot she was cool, now i think otherwise
muma gee: what has age got to do wt reality tv, if any woman shd be talking age, guess the weird one should be.
Daddy showkey: i am feeling you all thru
princess: u re a real trouble maker, if u av beef wt muma gee, sort it out later. not on the show
jenifa: no disappointment really, i knew u werent that Behind so wasnt expecting much
obesere: u dey try for your english jare, i dey feel you. 'there character on-stage and off-stage are not difference', 'i understand thats what am telling u', 'i know everybody are to win'. baba, just enjoy the show, u dont need their money. infactall other contestants' money in their lifes combined is not up to a quarter of waht u av. 'ori omi la wa yi o' singing,
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Is My Girlfriend; She's My Everything" - D'banj by joobreel(m): 1:38pm On Mar 10, 2010
hey, what makes Gene better than Dbanj. she is just a lady like any other. we shd understand that even if she has dated the mighty ones, there is always a time when a woman wants to settle down. guess she has made her choice in the kokomaster who happens to be one of the most eligible bachelors on the face of naija ryt now.
dbanj has got money, swagger and some goodwill. an artiste of his status shd av impregnated all naija chics but he chose not to.
either gene hooks kokomaster of kokomaster hooks gene, i dont care. all that matter is that they av decided to be together and all haters can go to hell.
Gene and Kokomaster, ALL THE BEST
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guaranty Trust Bank Is Recruiting? by joobreel(m): 11:31am On Nov 27, 2009
Some Nairalanders should just keep their 'keypads and fingers' of the forum if they dont have something meaningful to type.
ICSL is real. i have a friend that got recruited thru their services.
the addresses are:

Head Office
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Integrated Corporate Services Ltd.
41 Gbolade Adebanjo street, Off Olusoji Idowu, Ilupeju, Lagos.
P.O Box 5450, Shomolu, Lagos.
01-774 2211, 01-280 547
info@integratedcorporateservices.com,
www.integratedcorporateservices.com
All the best!!!


Abuja

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Integrated Corporate Services Ltd.
2 Gongola street, Garki Area 2, Abuja.
Tel: 09-290 1152, 09-874 8472 0802 523 1838, 0807 704 1661


Asaba

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Integrated Corporate Services Ltd.
6, Iwunoh Close, Off Nnebisi Road, West End, Asaba
Tel: 08034496688


Gombe

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Integrated Corporate Services Ltd.
Block 156, State Low Cost Housing Estate,
Opp. CAC State Office, Off Biu Road, Gombe.


Ibadan

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Integrated Corporate Services Ltd.
Road B, Plot 1, Nitel Exchange Road, Opposite Oluyole Police Station
Off Ring Road, Ibadan, Oyo State
Tel: 02 - 7523671


Kano

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Integrated Corporate Services Ltd.
5, Zoo Road, Gidan Zubairu Bello, Kano
Tel: 064 969036, 0806 098 0315


Port Harcourt

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Integrated Corporate Services Ltd.
10, Ohaeto Street, D/Line, Port Harcourt, Rivers State
Tel: 07035747174
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Album Of The Year: 2009 by joobreel(m): 6:45pm On Nov 25, 2009
M2M all thw way
Nairaland / General / Lekki/vi Residents, Beware! by joobreel(m): 6:25pm On Nov 24, 2009
There is this Dark complexioned, fat, pot-bellied young guy with hair quantity on his head almost like an afro. He has a large mouth and teeth. He is always neatly dressed. He should be in his early 30s. He can be sited @ the juction between City of David street and the one that leads to ligali Ayorinde street. If he is not there, then he will definitely be in The palm's shopping Mall (The car park). he operates from these places on weekends. He is a LIAR and a DUPE. I have fallen victim twice but the third time, I insulted him. I should have taken his picture for proper identification.

The first time was on the COD street, there was a mild hold-up, he waved me down, walked up to my car and knocked on the window. since he was well dressed and it was around 5pm, i wound down and listened to him. he gave me the story of his fuel gauge was bad, his fuel has finished, he didnt have money on him, bla bla bla. In short, i parted with 1K (trying to be a good Nigerian)

The second time (abt 3weeks after), i was inside shoprite getting some stuffs. This same guy walked up to me with his cart full of items. he gave me another story. he said he got all the stuffs based on calculations, then his wife called him to get some more stuffs and he needed just N500 to balance. I thot about the whole issue being the second time, same guy. well i gave him the money.

After that, i see him walking up to pple, telling them all stuffs and they give this same guy money.
This last saturday, he walked up to me on the COD street again. i parked my car, waited for him to cross and i insulted him seriously. i even threatened reporting him to the police.
so my pple, he myt shift his base but definitely still around lekki/VI. watch out for him.
My 2kobo information!!!
I will try and get his picture and upload it here
TV/Movies / Re: Official Thread of Gulder Ultimate Search 6 by joobreel(m): 11:08pm On Jul 29, 2009
something is F**king fishy here. the only yoruba guy just got evicted. hmm, i smell a rat. is GUS tribalistic or something?. MY OPINION.
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by joobreel(m): 9:18pm On Jul 13, 2009
@ abu-maryam: eyin tun yato (una different) hope say u ni be Lord for this thing wey we de talk. abi, why skull?
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by joobreel(m): 8:35pm On Jul 13, 2009
tubabie:


If i ask for thunder to fire your PC now they will say am mean, where did u come up with such lies about me? shocked
Tufiakwa!! lipsrsealed


thunder ke, abeg o
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by joobreel(m): 7:06pm On Jul 13, 2009
@tubabie: u have been interested in wizardry since ur kindergarten days. i am sure u didnt just read wizard of Oz. abeg, apply for recruitment.
Religion / Re: Witches And Wizards Let's Meet Here by joobreel(m): 6:26pm On Jul 13, 2009
NOBILLA or whats that ur name sef? were u really fronting or it was just an initial gragra. u saw the thread, joinned, yabbed and now begging for friendship (or was to join the coven)

u should have come out straight from the start. tongue

TO THE MEMBERS OF THE COVEN, I LOVE SEEING BLOOD BUT I HAVE NOT TASTED IT BEFORE. HOW CAN I JOIN?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHlaughing the witch style
Politics / Re: Obama In Nigeria, Oh Sorry, Ghana! by joobreel(m): 5:08pm On Jul 13, 2009
obama come to nigeria! for what?
nigeria politicians dont deserve such a luxury. they might he buys the idea of the messed up government they are running. he thought well cos he doesnt want to experience NEPA's blackout. or its now PHCN. either nepa or phcn, it makes no difference.
Politics / Re: Lagos Bars Okada From Highways by joobreel(m): 12:37pm On Jun 30, 2009
If not for the bad transportation sysytem in Lag, i wld have suggested outright ban
Crime / Re: Popular Masqurade Charged With Theft. by joobreel(m): 8:55pm On Jun 25, 2009
Is it 'prosecute a masquerade, the spirit inside the cloak or the human wearing the rag'? Who is in the police net now? Where are the stolen items? Y wld a spirit steal? I bow for Naija anytime. I just hope ALAPANSAPA is not = AKALA!!!
Politics / Re: Delta Governor Locks Out Officials For Coming Late by joobreel(m): 8:43pm On Jun 25, 2009
Mr Governor, dont be a typical naija politician who can start something. U have set a standard, SUSTAIN IT!
Music/Radio / Re: Reuben Abati Vs Banky W: A Must Read! by joobreel(m): 8:36pm On Jun 25, 2009
I think Abati's write-up was of displaced aggression. He was talking to nonsense to his last child who decided not to listen to the gibberish but was busy jamming NAIJA HIP HOP. So when the time for writing came, there was no other thing than to blame creative youths for his child's behaviour. So please, Naija Youths, pardon the 'yesteryears' man.
Politics / Re: How Do We Stop This Re-branding movement? by joobreel(m): 7:01pm On Jun 25, 2009
I think Dora knows the truth but she has decided to shy away from it. The PDP Government of the day needs rebranding (cos its branded with, thuggery, rigging, political killings, corruption and other vices); the president needs rebranding (he is slow, dull, inefficient, ineffective and an 'agendaless' being); Dora needs 'REREBRANDING' ( cos she branded herself as a woman who knows where she was going when in NAFDAC, she has now rebranded herself as a cohort of the worst party in Africa. Insincere, focusless and jobless. So, she needs rerebranding). If these three Rebrandings can be done, then the Job is 90% done. NIGERIA, GOOD PEOPLE, GREAT NATION
Politics / Re: Legislator Acquires Private Jet.says Its Cheaper Than Cars by joobreel(m): 3:41pm On Jun 15, 2009
Na Naija we dey now! anything can happen
Travel / Re: Emirates Airline Paints Nigeria Bad On Their Website by joobreel(m): 3:04pm On Jun 15, 2009
Emirates isnt lying, its just a bit exaggerated. its not that terrible in naija or is it
Politics / Re: Anambra 2010 Governorship Election; Pdp Goes For Soludo by joobreel(m): 2:53pm On Jun 15, 2009
Soludo!!! Charles I COMMENT MY RESERVE
Politics / Re: Oau Appoints Sunny Ade As A University Lecturer. by joobreel(m): 4:09pm On Jun 09, 2009
KSA- your wealth of experience has paid-off eventually.
Prof Mini-Mike, first real and good move since i graduated from Oba Awon University.
Culture / Re: Nigerian Pidgin Internet Slangs by joobreel(m): 3:45pm On Jun 09, 2009
Beautiful piece there. IGT (i go try) cram the 50
Webmasters / Re: Equitorial Bank Website Used For Interswitch 419 Scam by joobreel(m): 8:50pm On Jun 06, 2009
Internet security!!! How secure can it be some people work 24/7 to breach it. I bow o
Politics / Re: Sanusi Set For CBN- •‘it’s Not Going To Be Business As Usual’ by joobreel(m): 7:56pm On Jun 01, 2009
I hope Sanusi's screening gets thru fast. So that there myt be some changes in is current place of employment. This move will favour 'us' in Jesus Name.
This is My personal concern
Politics / Re: Construction Work On Eko Atlantic City To Commence Soon. by joobreel(m): 5:07pm On May 19, 2009
Why are some people quick to mention the poor when stuffs like this are being mentioned. We should strive legally not to remain poor and move among the so-called elites. the bible even mentions it that the poor will always be around. A Word,
Carry on Mr Governor
B-etter
R-ewarding
F-uture
Eko o ni baje!
Autos / Re: : Autographed Honda Accord 08 Coupe(chairman): by joobreel(m): 1:37am On Apr 11, 2009
this is a machine. it should't be called a car. i bow o.
Education / Re: The Best University In Nigeria by joobreel(m): 11:35pm On Apr 10, 2009
OAU is the best jo. o super

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