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Celebrities › Re: Jojo, Craze Clown's Fiancée Post-Baby Body (Photos) by JooEeL(m):
When I was young, I saw women as normal people. As having no difference from a man, except just being the opposite gender.

But these days I am beginning to observe a kind of default wiring in them. They appear to be too particular about their bodies, so self-obssessed. And are extremists in attention-seeking. Looking for every possible way to be on the lips of people or be talk of town.

Funny enough it doesnt matter their age. And worse, they can use anything to get attention. If they observe people are raving about a particular girl at the moment, another woman will go to the beach and snap in very bare bikini and post on social media to split that attention (in their mind, they're forming boss lady. e.g. Genevieve). There was another one whose plumber made a mistake in her house. A simple call to her plumber would have ended the issue. At worst she could have stopped patronising him. Instead this lady came online to insult the plumber. But what is worse is that, an insult to her plumber was actually a caption to her almost nude photo.

There was also another one whose father passed away. But if you see the pose this woman made enh, you will think it was the birth of her father they were celebrating, not death. And now, this one.

Nothing against women but if I'm to come to this earth a thousand times, I will never take out one to experiment being a woman.
Politics › Re: Amotekun Intercepts Truckload Of Armed Fulani Herdsmen In Ibadan by JooEeL(m): 12:11pm On Feb 09, 2021
Intercepted and what next?

Handed them over to the police as usual? Hahahaha.

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Yorubas Yorubas, when will we truly wake up? Fools are doing YorubaRonu for LekkiTollGate against the Igbos when Fulanis are seizing their lands and expanding their already large Northern territories? grin

Morrons! angry
Celebrities › Re: "My Boyfriend Handed Me This Immediately After Sex, I Am Losing My Mind" - Lady by JooEeL(m): 4:08am On Feb 09, 2021
gregyboy:
We nor wan hear case of rape, or say my pimpp-pimpp nor dey fire well well as she be want am, that kind matter fit cause rape accusation my broda,
so that certificate don settle all dat matter

Everything these days must be done to book

Lastly fear women and fear north

The guy in d pics would do worse...
Pls whats d story behind this meme?
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls by JooEeL(m): 3:20am On Feb 09, 2021
dayleke:
How many zeroes be that?

6?

1Milla?
Lol
Politics › Re: Petrol Scarcity Looms As Depots Shutdown by JooEeL(m): 7:45pm On Feb 08, 2021
By d time One Nigeria is done with all of you, the next time una hear One Nigeria, una go run.

Crime › Re: Adamu Uwar, Notorious Kidnapper Arrested While Collecting Ransom In Plateau by JooEeL(m): 6:57pm On Feb 08, 2021
Why is this idiot still alive?

When you need jungle justice, you no go see am


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Which kind zoo be this? undecided
Politics › Re: Herdsmen: We Have Started Relocating To Kano by JooEeL(m): 4:15pm On Feb 08, 2021
duro4chang:
Lie lie. Your people are still in the bushes killing, raping and maiming people in the south.
Them wan foool us. We go give d bastards close marking.
Politics › Re: The Northern Nigeria They Won't Show You by JooEeL(m): 3:55pm On Feb 08, 2021
Una no dey tire for this same picture every every time? angry

The Northern Nigeria they don't want to show you. undecided

Politics › Re: Why Security Forces Can't Find Bandits Gumi Located - Adamu Garba by JooEeL(m): 2:15pm On Feb 08, 2021
Adamu Garbage has come again.
Politics › Re: Federal Capital Cows: Cattle, motorists finding space on Abuja road by JooEeL(m): 2:05pm On Feb 08, 2021
The middle-class, the most complicit group of people in Nigeria, always think because they have some small money, they can buy land, build house in Abuja, and remain isolated in a cocoon from the evil that is this country called Nigeria.

I laugh and I feel sorry for such fools. You don't fight evil, when evil occurs, you dont speak against it or protest. During the #EndSARS, how many Abujans even came out? You are just so self-centered, thinking of only your immediate family, money and comfort.


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Well, the evil you run away from will meet each and everyone of you while at your doorstep. Its not a curse, that is just how life works. Foools! cool
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Lists 2020 Achievements - No Artiste Can Compete With Him In Africa by JooEeL(m): 1:44pm On Feb 08, 2021
EmeraldKing7:
This Burna dude has serious superiority complex


Dude always wants to be noticed and he's got pride issue

Like a baby crying for milk..... OUIN OUIN give me attention, OUIN OUIN undecided
Im his fan but true. The boy is too proud. Since the days of his action when he lost an award to Sean Tizzle in 2013 or so.
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Lists 2020 Achievements - No Artiste Can Compete With Him In Africa by JooEeL(m): 1:43pm On Feb 08, 2021
Valro:
I used to like Burna until he started beefing Davido
Lol ure talking like a sour grape. cheesy
Phones › Re: Help My Samsung Phone Fell Inside A Pool by JooEeL(m): 12:23pm On Feb 08, 2021
officialfestus:
My samsung phone with inbuilt battery fell inside a pool and it was still until i shut it down and wipe the water off,after sometime i on it and it powered on and was still working,then i shut it down again and started shaking it to remove the water inside, but now it rufuses to power on,any help on how to go about it ?
You made a mistake. Anytime ur fone falls in water, first resist the urge to put it on. You must wait for at least 1 full day (to be very safe). When a phone runs, it reads connections on the board circuitry. Water causes misdirections of the circuitry flow. This is why it should not be turned on.

You disassemble the fone, you airdry it and spread it in the sun (but not for too long because too much heat expand the panels and it can damage the circuits)
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Mike David Threatens To Expose Apostle Suleiman Over Stephanie Otobo Saga by JooEeL(m): 12:05pm On Feb 08, 2021
Nazgul:
Not all of them are true. Some women do it to get back at the man when an agreement/deal goes south. Typical example is the story of that actress who claimed to be raped because her client didn't uphold has end of their financial agreement.

Today even the police don't take rape cases serious unless it involves a minor, and that's because ladies have abused the word. Many girls feel that's the only card they have to get back at a guy who probably ditched them. Unfortunately, they end up shooting themselves on the foot.
Exactly. Like the b*tch that tried to frame Dbanj or the idiot that tried to falsely accuse that Nigerian doctor.

Or even Dakolo. cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners’ Pastor Afolabi Samuel Jailed For Stealing Church’s $90,000, N4.5m by JooEeL(m): 11:41am On Feb 08, 2021
Who doesn't know that Pentecostalism in Nigeria is a business?

Anyone who does not realise it up till now is a very big foool.
Politics › Re: Taiwo Adisa: There Are Plots To Cause Unrest In Oyo State Through Fake News by JooEeL(m): 12:55am On Feb 08, 2021
Patrioticman007:
Fake news abound in this country.
Forgetting that we you don't have any other country apart from Nigeria.
Those beating the drums of war, shall be its first victims, let somebody shout amen.
Politics › Re: Taiwo Adisa: There Are Plots To Cause Unrest In Oyo State Through Fake News by JooEeL(m): 12:54am On Feb 08, 2021
Odua1stson:
Coward and bastard
Don't forget to call your masters fulani herdsmen to come vote for you in the next election because my brothers and sisters over there will never vote a foolish and a fulani slave again, they will send you packing to your masters up north.
Fvck the bastard that cant protect his people from killers fulani herdsmen and watch them being killed and slaughtered like animals
You still believe in voting and 2023?

Your eyes are NOT yet open
Politics › Re: Amaechi: My Position As Minister Won’t Allow Me Make Comment On Herdsmen Crisis by JooEeL(m): 12:45am On Feb 08, 2021
Say what you like, he's still better than Wyke
Business › Re: CBN: Why We Banned Cryptocurrency In Nigeria by JooEeL(m): 12:44am On Feb 08, 2021
Zoo talk for the gullibles.
Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Clash Over ‘side Chick’, Property (photos) by JooEeL(m): 12:11am On Feb 08, 2021
Bola146:
cry Most married men are inside bondage (juju) That is why I don't pity any married man having side chick, na the lady go render him useless materially and financially. Look at his beautiful wife cry cry old papa is still having side chick grin grin . All these side chicks destroying peaceful home knowingly, na motor go jam you very soon, you shall never know peace
And when his wife was young? How do we know she too was not f*cking married men around?

Nobody holy abeg, even you weh deh talk. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (1 - 4) On 7th February 2021 by JooEeL(m): 7:24pm On Feb 07, 2021
Correct. Flog their papa.
Business › Re: How FBI Warned FG, CBN On Scammers Using Cryptocurrencies To Defraud The West by JooEeL(m): 6:45pm On Feb 07, 2021
Vardanes2:
ThisDay is actually more pro-PDP than pro-APC.

Also, many countries take a poor view of cryptocurrency.
I dont care whichever party. The fulanis in either party have the same end goal. Smart people arise above the zoo politics. Who cares what party?
Politics › Re: Gumi: Biafra & Oduduwa Agitators Are Miscreants Not Different From Boko Haram by JooEeL(m): 6:43pm On Feb 07, 2021
Dpharisee:
[b]Sheikh and Taqqiya [/b]came from the same Arabic language.
Afonja didn't know about Taqqiya that's why he trusted Alimi and the Hausas welcomed Uthman Dan Fodio by giving him a small land to setup his mosque in Gobir (now renamed Sokoto)
The only major group which has never believed or fallen for the Taqqiya are the Igbos, including the Taqqiya by Tinubu and co which foisted Buhari on the country in 2015
And they are the smartest. Not just Igbos, but IPOB specifically.

Coming from a Yoruba man. cool
Business › Re: How FBI Warned FG, CBN On Scammers Using Cryptocurrencies To Defraud The West by JooEeL(m): 5:45pm On Feb 07, 2021
MEDIA PROGAGANDA HAS BEGUN.

FOOOLS WILL FALL FOR IT. JUST WATCH.
cheesy
Politics › Re: 2023: Northern Youths Beg Umahi To Contest For Presidency (Photos) by JooEeL(m): 4:08pm On Feb 07, 2021
This is the gameplan : The governor has been giving excess dollars from the Fulanis to carry out the projects you see.

In return, he gives up some parcel of lands of Ebonyi for Fulani cattle rearers.

This keeps increasing the Fulani's level of their conquest march towards the core south.


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The longer Nigeria remains one, the more you keep being at risk.

The wise ones see through all the lies. These wise ones know themselves; my only hope is that they're plenty in number.
Crime › Re: Man, Wife & Daughter Killed In Anambra Seventh-Day Adventist Church (Graphic) by JooEeL(m): 10:31pm On Feb 06, 2021
Righteousness2:
Wickedness and Evil in a Wicked and Evil Generation!

GOD will Destroy Humanity Again!


[img]https://media1./images/182abd956ccbe865425e14a152cea455/tenor.gif[/img]
Don't say that.

Instead ask why your imaginary god was unable to save them even inside his "house"?

If una like, make una no face reality. Destroy ko, Destiny ni.
Crime › Re: Man, Wife & Daughter Killed In Anambra Seventh-Day Adventist Church (Graphic) by JooEeL(m): 10:27pm On Feb 06, 2021
When I tell people that the church won't save you, they start abusing me.

Y'all better start serious preparation for what is soon to come.

Go and beef up! All this nonsense church and mosque do NOT work. Time and time and again, people have been killed inside churches in Jos by terrorists. Are u holier than them, or u know how to serve your God better?

You better come to terms that all these European and Arabic gods are as powerless as nothing and get ready for proper warfare. Argue all u want, na you sabi. There's no more time.
Politics › Re: Newspaper Vendors Blame Online Media For Drop In Sales by JooEeL(m): 9:17pm On Feb 06, 2021
FOOOOLS AND MORRONS!

They don't know that a poorly run economy will pauperise people. And when people are pauperised, they only tend to focus on 2 main things : food and shelter.

The rest things are termed as luxuries -- including your junk newspapers.

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You guys don't write op-eds that expose the evil nature of the Nigerian government. None of you otellectuals ever discussed the 1967 Anti-Grazing act by Thompson? All what you mofoz knew was to be writing the "proscribed IPOB", "proscribed IPOB"... And then be writing "Yoruba ronu" during #EndSARS, or calling the youth -- rightful owners of the COVID palliatives hoodlums...

And you want people who could have still managed to buy your junk but after already reading ur silly headlines on social media to still go ahead and waste their money to buy them offline? Go find another line of work, or increase the pitch of your praise-singing for the government.

Idiots that do not know that the tacit support of tyranny would eventually later come to bite them in the ass.
Politics › Re: Soyinka: Herders-farmers Crisis Could Lead To Civil War If We Don’t Act by JooEeL(m): 8:48pm On Feb 06, 2021
That is the problem.

You idiots are still calling it Farmers-Herders clash...


Facepalm*
Education › Re: Student Beats Principal To Coma In Osun by JooEeL(m): 7:26pm On Feb 06, 2021
lol, can't laugh. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: “I Got 6 Packs And 6 Cars” – Peter Okoye Shows Off His 6 Luxury Cars (Video) by JooEeL(m): 6:11pm On Feb 06, 2021
This guy is too boastful enh.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Imo Police Headquarters In Obowo, Kill 2 Policemen, Injure Others by JooEeL(m): 5:09pm On Feb 06, 2021
Jamesbally:
Nobody or group can DIVIDE Nigeria. IGBO wants to use IPOB to turn the EAST to another SYRIA, so be it. We are watching from distance grin grin grin grin grin.
So the North is no Somalia right?

Mehn, idiots full this forum, no be small o. cool

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