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Rawhumper:
Abeg dont eat me alive,enjoy the thread brought that up cos i want to prove there are level of IQ but u can sit in if u dont like my comments aint by force. Not for u to like it

Its good how op is sharing his experience,there are people that have stayed there over 35years,dont Need to Say More.

K

Rawhumper:
Hitler became agressive because of many reasons,Germanys defeat in World war1 and the heavy damages placed on Germany to pay on countries then weaak economy,corruption etc in the system.

This led to the purge when he took power as chancellor,he reorganised the system,bla bla.

It was the attack on Poland by Germany was the major factor that led to the world war.

If we start tracing reasons which are many,we wont b able to list them.

Adolf Hilter wanted expansion,he so much believed in the Arian blood to be superior,his plan was to annihilate the world especially the jews,Poles,blacks etc.

Ironically most of the soildiers in the German army were Austrians,even Adolf Hilter was an Austrian not German.

Germany would have won the war,they had the most disciplined Army,best war machines,economy etc.
He bit more than he could chew,some school of thought believe that Hitlers attack on Russia was the main factor that cost him the war.

Sorry if i derailed but am a writer.

Young man, can you take these somewhere else please. You are derailing the thread. You can collect eachothers contacts and go settle it on WhatsApp.

No one wants to hear about you or your sister here.

Danielhouston:
Over the next couple of days, I’ll talk about the dungeon life of Berlin. Well dive deep into the night life, sexcapades and sodomy that goes on in Berlin. Some of these stories will have you jumping. The graphic image of what you’ll read here, may leave you unable to eat for days. Be warned.

PS: if you’re a religious fanatic, this is not for you. If you’re homophobic, this is not for you. If you’re judgemental, this is not for you. If the thought of sex scares you, this is not for you.

Let me fasten my seatbelt

Svelte98:
copy the link and paste/open on Chrome.

I've done that multiple times on different browsers (chrome included). It's still not opening

Now she won't treat the next person she finds like thrash.

$20 per hour my salary for naija no reach ¢50 per hour. I also teach in a private school with a BSc in Education

God help my life

Youonlyliveonce:
Lol it's funny cos the only reason you attacked me was cos you also wanted to ask an unnecessary question. You are even asking the same question the guy asked lol

God Bless Nigeria.

It's not "unnecessary"

When I took my time to read the thread ones again, I was able to understand the OP very well. I'm sorry if I sounded rude.

This pandemic needs to end so that I can go for my NYSC...till then, make I go register for TEFL.


@Whyna, I look forward to more update and I pray God keeps you safe. You're doing well. Oooin

Youonlyliveonce:
Learn to read between the lines now, she answered your question and even the one you did not ask plainly in the post you quoted. Let's desist from expecting unnecessary shalaye

People wey no get degree sef dey teach for Vietnam talkless TEFL, you just have to be smart and ready to learn like she said

Someone is confused and He/she decided to ask the OP for further explanation, you jumped on the question as if he/she quoted you.

You all need to learn how to mind your business.

OP, Well-done. I have a degree, what other qualifications do I need to teach in Vietnam? Should I get IELT or TOEFL.

Ever since the OP left back then, I left the thread thinking it was the end of it till I stumbled on it due to the likes I was getting on my previous comments.

OP, ooinnn. You are doing well!

This blocked account money must be found Insha Allah

Canny19:
Yaaaaaaay, quarantine is finally over and I'm covid free. It's totally not fun to be banished away from the world for 14 long days. To celebrate my freedom from captivity, I decided to step out to explore the city. Before stepping out, I called a friend to properly school me in the art of using the city buses so as not to get lost or meet myself in Nigeria. I got a bus pass, noted all the places I needed to go and stepped out. I hopped in a bus and it felt like I was inside a plane with 4 tyres. The interior was clean and serene, social distancing was observed unlike BRTs in lagos where we fight and push just to board the bus to stand with one leg for the entire duration of the trip. The first thing I noticed is the politeness of the passengers, people alighted from the bus with a thank you to the bus driver...in my head I began to wonder if the bus driver was volunteering or getting paid for his services cos saying thank you to a commercial bus driver is alien to me.

So I finally got to the bus station and joined others in saying thank you before alighting, I needed to catch another bus so I had to walk across the bus station to another terminal. While walking, I was faced with 4 doors to open..... To open ordinary door com turn herculean task. There was no pull/push on the doors that's how I got confused o but as a proper Nigerian I decided to rely on my strength instead of asking questions, I began to push the doors with all my strength... Pushed one.. Pushed two.. Pushed three and the last door decided not to yield to my strength so I got stuck. Unknown to me, some whites were coming at my back already disturbed by the way I was disgracing my family. Immediately I noticed their glare I quickly reached for my phone and placed it on my ears like a call came in. While at that, I patiently took notice of how they opened the door. Apparently, there were sensors at the side of the doors that I only needed to wave to in order for them to open... Chai see how I disgraced myself.... I angrily went back to the first door and started waving at the sensors and the doors started opening o... I felt like Alibaba opening sesame.


Finally, I got to the mall where I needed to get a screen protector for my new phone since some 'unscrupulous elements' here already phone shamed me cos of my camera. I met an Indian at a phone accessories shop and asked him for a glass screen protector. He told me he doesn't have a glass screen protector but he has a better one, so I asked him to fix me the 'better one' while I look around the mall. Getting back, he handed my the phone and I saw that he has covered the screen with a nylon protector... Bros are you whining me ni... How's this better than glass protector? He sha started explaining things about anti scratch that I didn't understand, I sha kept calm cos I didn't want to cause a scene on my first day out.. I angrily asked for the price and he said 30 dolls.... 30 kini... I sharply converted it to naira in my head and that was when I knew a scene was inevitable.... How can I pay over 8k for a nylon protector? Even computer village boys dare not try to scam me like this... Scammer come turn scamee... That's how I told him to remove his nylon that I'm not doing again o... After plenty talks, he agreed 15 dolls which I reluctantly paid. Long story short sha, I have marked his face...we will meet on the street and turn the matter to 'two fighting' cos the thing pain me no be small... Nylon protector I normally buy for 400 naira come turn 4k.

To cool off the anger and wait for my friend, I made my way to the much talked about Tim Hortons hoping to buy whatever they sell there. There, I met a Chinese who was speaking like it's against the law to speak loud.... I sha calmed down to explain to him how hungry I was and he told me to speak no more that he got me. Twinkle of an eye, this man brought a big cup of coffee and one tiny doughnut to go with it. 'sir, I thought you said you got me.. You didn't 'got' me rarara o...
Whats this na.... I never said I was thirsty na, it's hunger that is catching me' how can u bring a big bucket of coffee instead of a big doughnut. As if that wasn't enough, the Chinese decided to hand me sachets of sugar and milk to mix myself instead of mixing it himself. The milk I was given didn't even change the colour of the coffee after emptying them in. I sha took my L and marked the guy's face too.

One last thing, I really do not understand o.. Id El kabir is almost here and I still haven't seen rams dragged around....No ram fights ..no anything abi Canadians don't celebrate ileya ni. Is this how I'm going to miss Id El kabir's meat this year? The only animal these whites keep dragging around are dogs? They should just thank their stars that I'm not from calabar sha... Coman see dogs looking all fleshy n meaty, if only they know what their peers go thru in the hands of Calabarians. God dey!

It's indeed good to be outside again and it's already looking like the grasses are truly greener on this side o, time will tell sha.


Here are some pictures for you

I commend your writing prowess. This thread made me laugh. Thanks boss.

Abeg, livestream the 'two fighting' when you jam that scammer for street. Lol

Finally... I read to the last page. Well-done OP, this thread has been insightful.

Fish123:
wow brodaly, I still dey here jare
How is things for area, I've been looking out for you and I thought you don enter that way leave us ni

Lol.

Baba, all of us still dey here dey rough am o God go pick our call also soon

Fish123:
Ride on bro, we're firmly at your back
PS.... Home is where you felt comfortable,happy and fulfilled.

Fish, my man. You still dey this thread

You remember comradespade?

Good afternoon

I did change of course in my school which already appeared on my school portal, so I thought it would have appeared on JAMB's portal also. On checking the matriculation list, it was my old course that still appears on the matriculation list.

I went to jamb office in Lagos to do the regularisation but they are giving me excuses about remita not working. How can anyone be of help to me here cus I need to go for service ending this month or next month

seamanic:
You are not eligible,look for another school

Thanks for the response. So all public universities in Lithuania doesn't accept people with this CGPA.

seamanic:
You should know that admission requirements is not the same every year, universities in Lithuania are getting lots of application from Nigerians, what's your GPA?

2.88

Ujules:
Actually there’s no visa fee for students. The 15,000 is vfs service charge.

Good evening.

What's the minimum CGPA in applying for a master's degree in Klaipeda Lithuania or any other schools

That Pali is worth every thing in this world.
I wish you safe trip, boss

DorianD:
Hello farm...Am a graduate of chemical Engineering, with a relatively weak cgpa(2.74)....I sat for the TOEFL earlier this year, and scored 96. I also took the GRE general(whichi have found is rarely needed in MSC application in Norway).Pls are there any meaningful chances that I could get an admit into an MSC program in Norway?....ur candid info would be duely appreciated....Thanks in anticipation

Someone should answer this, please

TochiPhotos:
Hi guys, hope everyone is having a good week? I just remembered I didn't update you guys on how things went with V the new girl I told you guys I met.

I've ended things with her because I found out she lied to me. Well, she didn't technically lie to me but she withheld vital information from me. When we met, she told me she was single, which was technically true, but what she failed to tell me was that she was previously married.

She is currently 25 years old but she got married very early to her high school sweetheart (She has only dated that same guy all her life) they've been together since they were 15 so they got married immediately after college. The guy is kinda rich and he is the one that bought her the apartment she currently lives in, setup her salon business etc.

They got divorced because she found out he cheated on her with his colleague. They do When she told me about him, I asked why she didn't tell me all these while, she said, is because she didn't think it was a big deal since it's in the past. She showed me the divorce papers because I wanted to be sure they're officially divorced.

To cut a long story, I decided to stop talking to her because the guy is still actively involved in her life. They didn't have kids before the divorce and according to her they no longer have an intimate relationship but the guy is still close to she and her family and he still helps them. They also still communicate often and whenever she has any problems, the ex husband is the one that usually comes through. I think the ex husband is still in love with her so I decided to take myself out of the equation and give them a chance to maybe work out things out.

The past few days have been quite stressful for me because we're currently having midterm tests and a couple of exams, plus lots of deadlines for assignments and projects are due this week. I'm currently trying to finish up a research project on the economic profile of some countries from 1980-2017. I have to collate thousands of data from IMF, WTO, UNCTAD makes sense with them using excel then some analysis and conclusions.
I have a bunch of other research projects due this week, and mid term tests and exams. Really can't wait for Christmas to come already we will have a week holiday from Dec 31st to Jan 8 so person go fit rest small.

I also haven't had time to shoot any new videos and I need to fix that soon.

Also guys, please if anyone has a nice idea for a video or any kind of video you'd like me do please tell about it. I'm open to ideas please. I'm doing this for the sake of people back home in Nigeria and Africa as a whole so I'd really appreciate some feedback and suggestions abeg.

Btw do you guys remember that my good friend that drove me to Pushkin to shoot autumn videos? Well I haven't told you guys much about her yet but she's really super nice. Saturday night, I was busy working on my projects and I forgot to cook or buy food. I told her, and she offered to cook me pasta carbonara and she actually did and drove all the way late in the night to give to me. She's really selfless and super nice to me. Btw she also owns a hair salon in the city center and she has a lovely horse and does amatuer dressage in her free time.

Whew! That's what I've been up to these past few days. I wish each and everyone of you a good and productive week, and please don't forget to tell suggest video ideas to me if you have any. Xoxo.

1st pic- My friend S doing her assignment
2nd pic - S's wall and some of her collectibles
Third pic - In class with one my Prof wey him head be like Papa Ajasco lmao

@Tochiphoto, I've been an adhent follower of this thread from the day it started and I'll tell you've been doing a great job. For you to create time to type out of your busy schedule, that's not easy at all. Thanks


Now to my questions.
With the funds I have right now, I don't think Germany or France will be possible. According to information, Russia is cheaper. how's education in Russia? Are there jobs for students? What's life after school like over there? How easy is transitioning into schegen countries over there? For someone coming for masters, how much is the tuition fee? How easy is it to get a Russian visa?


Sorry for bombarding you with questions

Help!!!!!!!!!!
The rate at which my phone RN7 consumes data is alarming!

@Mrphysics, For someone not on scholarship, how much would it cost to school in France?

megastu:
Well done bro.

Trust me, you will sail through. It was also difficult for me when I schooled in the Netherlands and i didn't even have a job unlike you. I still got a distinction in my masters.

Sir, how is schooling in Netherlands? Did you get a scholarship?

Thanks in advance

Drenimarcus:
Honestly I wish but I haven’t just found the motivation and my computer ain’t helping either.

Alright. When you do, remember to give me a shout out

Drenimarcus:
I just hope this thread hasn’t been abandoned. This thread with them blowjobs thread helped lots on here. I am one of them.

Looking forward to yours

mrphysics:
Yes I am brother. Thank you so much.

Hope you are enjoying the thread

I do. Your narratives are top notch

Stewart883:
@OP I used to have the same thoughts too (I still do). I currently work in Singapore! Strangely enough I got the job in Nigeria ( 3 months ago with a Nigerian degree)... When I was in Nigeria I always dreamt about moving to Canada but felt it's more like every Nigerian wants to/planning to move there! So I turned my attention elsewhere!! Here the pay is something else! I never ever imagined in my entire life that I would be earning so much!! Canada sorry to say is indeed overrated although they have a very high HDI. But u can try the express entry and see how it goes.

Sir, Did you go for another degree in Developing? Pls recommend one

What a piece of art. All buildings in Europe looks ancient and are all the same. Hope you enjoying your stay, big man?

electromagnito:
No, the only scholarship available is Eiffel Scholarship which i doubt they give to black Africans except Asians.... France Fee have changed i guess so... it used to be just 246€ for Msc but now it almost 4000€ but not all university charge the new price

Thanks bruh