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Politics › Re: Buhari Directs Agencies To Certify Locally Made Helicopter by JordanMichael(m): 11:58am On Jan 21, 2021
Driedfish:
Meow meow.


I’m not impressed!!!!



Na to avoid anything Nigerian made ooh.. Even the government no day use Government hospital.


That one supposed mean something
grin
Crime › Re: Police Kill Mother And Child In Warri While Chasing Yahoo Boys (Graphic) by JordanMichael(m): 4:55pm On Jan 20, 2021
What about the police officers huh They should be set lynched too
Politics › Re: Bandits Kill JF London, JTF Commander In Zamfara (Disturbing Photos) by JordanMichael(m): 11:47am On Jan 20, 2021
I need to travel outta this shithole ASAP
Phones › Re: NIMC: FG Extends NIN-SIM Linking Till February 9 2021 by JordanMichael(m): 8:56pm On Jan 19, 2021
Just like BVN, NIN enrolment is a contineous exercise
Politics › Re: Don’t Sell Your SIM Cards Linked To NINs - FG Tell Nigerians by JordanMichael(m): 4:35pm On Jan 19, 2021
Who will buy mine for 20m?
Family › Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by JordanMichael(m): 9:03am On Jan 19, 2021
Imagine woman the head of the family
Phones › Re: Today Is NIN-SIM Linking jDeadline; Have You Done Yours? by JordanMichael(m): 7:26am On Jan 19, 2021
I don't care undecided
Romance › Re: Joining Adult Entertainment (pornography) Industry. My Experience by JordanMichael(m): 5:01pm On Jan 18, 2021
Money lipsrsealed
Business › Re: What They Didn't Tell Us About Entrepreneurship by JordanMichael(m): 4:40pm On Jan 18, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Well done son...I perused through your article as I read between lines while blazing my weed and drinking my origin bitters....I must say this your write up is not devoid of intellect and wisdom...

This is to say in anything you do don't give up because winners don't quit and quitters don't win

So with this i urge all my fellow gamblers, stakers, high rollers, risk takers and punters to never quit....because for everyday day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to become a millionaire of which gambling is among....just have to exercise patience and continue to stake
Ma real niggar
Romance › Re: "The Only Thing You Didn't Borrow Is Your Beard" - Lady Drags Man by JordanMichael(m): 1:13pm On Jan 14, 2021
;DDrama, Prose and Poetry grin
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Emenike Builds Hospital For His People In His Home Town by JordanMichael(m): 12:42pm On Jan 14, 2021
zickyclef:
jj de build betking all over naija
Byron Petzer owns BETKING JJ is a brand ambassador
Crime › Re: Gunmen Assassinate Man And His Pregnant Second Wife Along Lagos-ibadan Road by JordanMichael(m): 6:22am On Jan 14, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


A man and his pregnant second wife were assassinated.

There can only be two likely prime suspects.
A jealous first wife and her scorned relatives or the pregnant second wife's scared lover who became hysterical over the new DNA test frenzy.
More wisdom boss!
Education › Re: UNILAG To Resume January 25, 2021 by JordanMichael(m): 6:16am On Jan 14, 2021
tuzle:
virtual learning, online lectures, no classroom
grin
Education › Re: UNIBEN Students Threaten To Beat Lecturers Over University Closure - VC by JordanMichael(m): 12:39pm On Jan 13, 2021
Tolexander:
That Benin just get aggressive set of people.
Nigeria need aggresive set people like Benin people!
Sports › Re: Eve Vorley: West Ham Appoint An Ex-Porn Star To Their Board by JordanMichael(m): 9:49am On Jan 13, 2021
obembet:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9138031/West-Ham-appoint-ex-PORN-STAR-board.html
I love western life! In Africa (NIGERIA) she'll be victimized even after life.
NYSC › Re: Akwa Ibom Corper: I Killed Him In Self-Defence by JordanMichael(m): 9:19am On Jan 13, 2021
lifenija:
the blogger English bend like buhari
Buhari don suffer 4 we hand
Romance › Re: Stingy Men Association Membership Form Is Out by JordanMichael(m): 1:03pm On Jan 12, 2021
onward4life:
It's too cost na
Don't they have d wan of fifteen naira
That I can pay 2 times ?
The real stingy man
Health › Re: Why Nigeria Cannot Produce COVID-19 Vaccines – Faisal Shuaib by JordanMichael(m): 10:18pm On Jan 11, 2021
Sports › Re: FA Cup: Manchester United Drawn Against Liverpool In Fourth Round by JordanMichael(m): 10:12pm On Jan 11, 2021
Sports › Re: PGA Strips Trump's National Golf Course Of 2022 PGA Championship by JordanMichael(m): 2:37pm On Jan 11, 2021
Trump might not live long when he eventually leaves office just like Sadam Hussein
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries Twin Sisters Because They Can’t Live Without Each Other by JordanMichael(m): 3:24pm On Jan 10, 2021
I love this type of polygamy. Soon he'll marry their mother grin
Travel › Re: Study In South Africa by JordanMichael(m): 9:11pm On Jan 09, 2021
privaldo:
Xenophobia in SA is over exaggerated. SA is friendly to peaceful and law abiding immigrants.
Are u a resident of SA?
Travel › Re: Study In South Africa by JordanMichael(m): 10:21am On Jan 09, 2021
privaldo:
Why the laughter? SA has the best universities in Africa, from the University of Cape Town (which is the best on the continent) to the University of Witswaterand to Stellenbosch University, KwaZulu-Natal University, and the University of Johannesburg. SA has one of the best university education system in the world.

Cc JaceBlaze
IronGalaxy
SA is a beautiful place no doubt but when you think about the XENOPHOBIC attack there you'll know SA is a no go area.
Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by JordanMichael(m): 5:47pm On Jan 08, 2021
GIANTPLUSHUB:
Traceey, we have passed that culture things. Now, everyone is trying to be careful and put somethings into test. You see, your man did nothing wrong at all.

How about he does not takes anything to your house but he gives you peace and comfort in marriage and always support if any situation arises in your own family side?

You need to think and go beg your man. So far he's a good guy to you. Somethings just need wisdom. Since he's into going to your house without buying something along. Next time, whenever he wants to go, try and meet him up and handover something to him to give them at home. Maybe as time goes on, he will get used to it. Do this with calm and good words, like you just want your family to see him as a more better good man.

All the very best.
God bless you for this! We need more of you on Nairaland
Travel › Re: Study In South Africa by JordanMichael(m): 5:16pm On Jan 08, 2021
bucza:
Hi NairaLanders,
We know that most persons would love to study outside Nigeria but have different difficulties. Lets discuss about how to study in South Africa and everything you need to know.
hahaha grin South gini
Family › Re: Father-Of-Five Absconds After His Wife Gave Birth To Quadruplets In Benin by JordanMichael(m): 3:40pm On Jan 08, 2021
Pochettino:
Nigerian poor people are highly irritating. angry angry

When you look at them at first, they look so weak & harmless like they cannot do anything but when you see how many kids they can make you start to understand how immorally energetic they are. Always fucking helter skelter like goats and chickens. If they are truly in need will they have time to feel Hot, spread legs and Bleep anyhow?

Look at this woman. If you see her strugling on the street, you will assume her mind is on how to make money & better hers & her kids lives but No. Its not d case. Her mind is on how she can get home & bend over to be bleeped like a LovePeddler. Same with her ambitionless husband. She has finished fucking now but cannot fend for herself. She & her husband are mad.

I just hate poor people
They are really mad! Just imagine 9 whooping children! Now the he-goat is on the run
Family › Re: Father-Of-Five Absconds After His Wife Gave Birth To Quadruplets In Benin by JordanMichael(m): 3:36pm On Jan 08, 2021
FullBlastLight:
Yoruba pple say, ur own blessings wldn't bcom two or more & it wld get u offended!

How I really love dis kind of blessings!

God gave d blessings & none shal die or suffer, cos God wil definitely show them providence in every inch of d way!

Only belief, and try out ur best!
Stop encouraging poverty. Would God come down from heaven and cater for the children he lithered everywhere? He has 5 children already and yet he keeps procreating. What is wrong with we Africans? Two or three kids should be enough even if you have all the money in the world. Shalom
Travel › Re: Which European Country Can I Travel To With 3m? by JordanMichael(m): 2:14pm On Jan 08, 2021
CandyOps:
angry angry
he said #3million not #3thousand
grin
Celebrities › Re: Victor Osuagwu Celebrates His Birthday With Fufu As Cake (Photos, Video) by JordanMichael(m): 1:12am On Jan 08, 2021
Liposure:
his first movie i watched starring sam loco efe back in 2002
That movie is evergreen. Do u remember nwa teacher?
Celebrities › Re: Victor Osuagwu Celebrates His Birthday With Fufu As Cake (Photos, Video) by JordanMichael(m): 4:16pm On Jan 07, 2021
Awilo sharp sharp that yeargrin
Celebrities › Re: Yael Shelbia Is TC Candler's 'Most Stunning Woman In The World' by JordanMichael(m): 3:11pm On Jan 06, 2021
zangaozanga:
This one wen be like dollbaby na be what?



Abi my eyes dey deceive me?
She be like manneqin
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For December 30 2020 In Nigeria by JordanMichael(m): 1:12am On Jan 04, 2021
Womanizer:
Bastard of Nairaland!
E pain you grin go hug transformer LEGITIMATE BASTARD

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