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Crime › Re: Pirates Atttack Military Checkpoint In Delta, Two Dead (Graphic Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 9:34am On Jul 21, 2021
See as bullets tear his shirt grin grin grin
Family › Re: Woman Names Her Son 'Vagina' (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 9:31am On Jul 21, 2021
This Vagina people sef embarassed
Politics › Re: Muric Condemns Akwa Ibom Govt For Fixing Exam On Salah Day by JordanMichael(m): 7:42pm On Jul 20, 2021
Health › Re: Dr. Maduka Visits Hospital He Built, Renders Financial Support To Patients by JordanMichael(m): 7:18pm On Jul 20, 2021
He's got a frozen brain, demented and a dead conscience. I don't know how some Homo sapiens reason huh
Rugaria:
No, it's like the one you built at your hometown..
Business › Re: Meet The Female Banks CEOs In Nigeria by JordanMichael(m): 7:15am On Jul 19, 2021
Keep dreaming grin
FutureIsFemale:
The table is turning. Oh! What a time to be alive. May we all witness a female GCFR in this country IJN.
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Soon we'd be hearing statements like; "Your Excellency, the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Mrs. ........................

And that day my heart would be gladden with great joy. And I'd leap and thank the Lord for he has delivered us from our oppressors. It's going to be the beginning of a new dawn. May God keep us all alive to witness it IJN.

The other day I saw a picture of a quiz competition and when I looked closely, I discovered that majority if not, all the contestants were FEMALES. Oh! My heart leaped for joy.
And I shouted:
"When the Lord brought back the captive ones of Zion, We were like those who dream. Then our mouth was filled with laughter And our tongue with joyful shouting; Then they said among the nations, “The Lord has done great things for them.” The Lord has done great things for us; We are glad".



Dear nairalanders, don't try to quote me because you all would never understand my pains. There were times I wished I was a male due to the ill-treatment I received from the opposite sex. My heart gladdens whenever I see or hear great things from my gender. For years back, we were the rejected stones. We were written off. I remember when female education was meaningless to the African people. But today the Lord has changed our story.


The FUTURE is FEMALE
Foreign Affairs › Re: 117 Dead, 20,000 Troops Deployed As Unrest Persists In South Africa by JordanMichael(m): 7:11am On Jul 16, 2021
What's wrong with the world huh huh
Sports › Re: Donnarumma Joins PSG On Five-year Deal by JordanMichael(m): 12:06pm On Jul 15, 2021
Maybe they need Messi and Ronaldo too�
drips8:
PSG has signed:
Ramos
Hakimi
Wijnaldum
Pereira
Donnarumma

And they have Mbappe, Neymar, Di Maria, Marquinhos if they don't win the UCL next season, they should be banned from football.
Politics › Re: Police Officers Protest Unpaid Allowance After 7 Months Of Deployment In Katsina by JordanMichael(m): 5:41pm On Jul 09, 2021
Police grin
Celebrities › Re: Nnadi Kingsley: Ada Jesus Is Not Dead, She’ll Return In 3 Years- Husband (video) by JordanMichael(m): 5:39pm On Jul 09, 2021
angry
TUANKU:
Baba no dey insult weed abeg. You see person wey dey on crack you dey mention weed. I dey vex
Politics › Re: Bandits Kill 42 In Zamfara Communities by JordanMichael(m): 5:35pm On Jul 09, 2021
Let's give Buhari another 4years for a job well done
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by JordanMichael(m): 4:22pm On Jul 07, 2021
She should give birth by mistake
Radarada
Crime › Re: Man in Mufti Oppresses Danfo Driver With AK-47 In Lagos (Video) by JordanMichael(m): 4:21pm On Jul 07, 2021
Is there hope for humanity in Nigeria tongue
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrested In Czech Republic - PM News by JordanMichael(m): 9:57am On Jun 30, 2021
grin
beejayjohn:
A reliable source said he was arrested in kenya
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrested In Czech Republic - PM News by JordanMichael(m): 9:56am On Jun 30, 2021
I miss Twitter �
Family › Re: Woman Asks Husband To Return Her Virginity And Standing Breasts For Divorce by JordanMichael(m): 9:35am On Jun 30, 2021
angry[quote author= post=103211405]Lol.. funny.. but saggy boobs is not the man's fault neither is it the womans fault..[/quote]
Crime › Re: Delta Herbalist Arrested With Two Human Skulls (Pictures) by JordanMichael(m): 9:33am On Jun 30, 2021
When you thought you've heard it all
Crime › Re: Man Beats His Wife To Death In Edo Over N2,000 by JordanMichael(m): 11:49am On Jun 28, 2021
Hang him by the ball ASAP
Crime › Re: Policemen Forget Phone In Student’s Car After Extorting Him Of N150K In Rivers by JordanMichael(m): 10:52am On Feb 26, 2021
ChiefOloye:
Where did the student get 150k from in the first place? In whichever case, both the supposed student, his friends and the Men are accomplices in crime.
So, 150k is now $150billion that a student cannot own? Poverty at it's peak
Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed At The Entrance Of My Sitting Room. Can You Identify It? by JordanMichael(m): 11:19pm On Feb 24, 2021
Mokason288:
It’s very simple sir
Just grab the snakes head put your hand in its mouth
Just make sure it bites you
When it does that, wait until 24 hours if nothing happens to you... gbam cheesy
Non poisonous snake located


I HOPE I MADE SENSE
Wereyyyyyyyyyyy
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Smashes Cheating Boyfriend's New Iphone 12, Plasma TV (photos) by JordanMichael(m): 11:15pm On Feb 24, 2021
tellwisdom:
Nigerian gurls? Huh?? # Spits angry

They are not contributing anything meaning full, yet breaking gadgets sad
My broda their mata taya me aswear! Am thinking of breaking up with my gf right now. Their dependant is outta this world
Crime › Re: Reps Reject Motion To Allow Citizens Carry Arms by JordanMichael(m): 11:05pm On Feb 24, 2021
Na to kill boohary straight up grin
Romance › Re: How A Man Proposed To His Girlfriend (pics) by JordanMichael(m): 10:43pm On Feb 24, 2021
Xenry:
That's how we roll. No public drama, no romantic crying, no kneeing down. Just do your thing, if she rejects it then collect your ring and go. wink
Imagine kneeing down to beg a girl who have been fvcked and unfvcked by lots of niggars to accept the ring that I bought with my hard-earned money, damn! It svcks. sad
Hahaha! Mah real niggarr
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Sheikh Gumi Over Herdsmen Killings by JordanMichael(m): 5:47pm On Feb 23, 2021
tsephanyah:
Bastard from the lineage of the most corrupt gene in the world. Come to Nigeria, I dare you. Attention seeking bastard just posting on twitter to stay relevant amongst your deadbeat criminals. You people are funny, posting stupid things against the government so that your White masters will not send you parking. Fools they all thought Buhari will give them shady contract to steal. After they realize it will not happen, they turn to political activists.
Are you NORMAL?
Romance › Re: What A Man's Babe Sent To Him. Should He Be Worried? by JordanMichael(m): 5:42pm On Feb 22, 2021
Common sense will tell u that this one is out to Bleep till Saturday
Food › Re: Tomatoes And Onions I Bought For 300 And 350 Naira Respectively In Nnewi by JordanMichael(m): 7:22pm On Feb 21, 2021
Trimjos:
Enough of this trash.
Nairaland shouldn't allow such nonsense on this forum again
E taya me! Is this supposed to be news?
Travel › Re: Abuja Crash: We Don’t Investigate Military Accidents – AIB by JordanMichael(m): 5:02pm On Feb 21, 2021
Emeskhalifa:
Meaning no investigation will be carried out or what??

Hope this is not a case of trying to conceal something from the public with all due respect.
This NIGERIA everything is possible
Crime › Re: Four Ejigbo Boys Who Gang-raped Girl, Arrested By Police (pic) by JordanMichael(m): 6:38pm On Feb 19, 2021
sapphiere:
Men please stop raping us. Sex is cheap according to you guys.
Don't cruxify all MEN plz! Not all men are rapist
Health › Re: Harmattan In February: Nigerians React by JordanMichael(m): 2:41pm On Feb 19, 2021
My favourite weather! Long may it continue
Politics › Re: Kagara: Sheik Gumi Meets Kidnappers Of Niger Students And Teachers (Photos) by JordanMichael(m): 1:43pm On Feb 19, 2021
Buhari has finished this country!
Politics › Re: Buhari: Peace Of Niger Republic Must Matter To Nigeria by JordanMichael(m): 9:39am On Feb 19, 2021
Jungleluv5:
Mr President sir are you from Niger �� republic? We need peace here in Nigeria you are talking about peace in Niger ��
His mother is from Niger and his father Sudanese. Jubril al Sudan
Politics › Re: Buhari: Peace Of Niger Republic Must Matter To Nigeria by JordanMichael(m): 9:36am On Feb 19, 2021
SilverNorGold:
President Muhammadu Buhari is a man of peace... Loyal, friendly and humble to the core...

God bless you, daddy.
God bless Nigeria.
Ode buruku rada rada
Politics › Re: Army Confirms Joint Operation With Police In Orlu LG, Imo State To Root Out IPOB by JordanMichael(m): 6:52am On Feb 19, 2021
Just give them Biafra! The Igbos are been marginalised for too long. I STAND WITH BIAFRA

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