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Sports › Re: Arsenal Completes £50 Million Signing Of Brighton Defender, Ben White by JordanMichael(m): 9:54am On Aug 01, 2021
Ben black abi white huh Arsenal are still a yoke grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Standing By Signpost Of Road Named After Him (Picture) by JordanMichael(m): 12:24pm On Jul 31, 2021
grin
mytime24:
Local James bond cheesy
Crime › Re: Court Sentences Paul Owne To 104 Years In Prison Over 9 Missing Kano Children by JordanMichael(m): 9:30pm On Jul 30, 2021
Too much gworo grin grin
DaddyRochie1642:
In the Last Picture, what's wrong with that police officer's Teeth, doesn't he take care of his teeth huh
Politics › Re: 2023: Nigerians Waiting For PDP To Take Power – Atiku by JordanMichael(m): 11:05pm On Jul 29, 2021
Bunch of failed recycled leaders. God will judge you all right from military regime to Buhari despicable government
Family › Re: Boy Found Wandering In Enugu. Do You Know Him? (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 11:01pm On Jul 29, 2021
No, it's Nnamdi
BewareOf419:
That's Emeka
Family › Re: Woman Loses Custody Of Her Son After Subjecting Him To Severe Abuse In Nigeria by JordanMichael(m): 10:59pm On Jul 29, 2021
The future is indeed female grin grin grin mean creatures
Crime › Re: 48-Year-Old Man Arrested For Defiling His 3 Daughters In Anambra (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 10:56pm On Jul 29, 2021
If you lack what to comment just scroll down. Why all MEN huh huh huh
FutureIsFemale:
I vowed that today I'm not going to post or comment on any rape related thread because today is a special day for me. Therefore, I reserve my comment.


Men can't control their sexual urge. According to them, it's natural. So the best thing to do is to keep females, mostly little girls away from them.
Sports › Re: Messi Returns To Barcelona Agree To £250k-A-Week 5-Year Deal, Sign 50% Pay cut by JordanMichael(m): 4:25pm On Jul 29, 2021
Messi is not hyped really
Guru1111:
shocked
The most over hyped midget I've ever known since I started cultivating pubic hair..

Eibar man go rather die for spain than come to England wey defenders no tay get respect for senior man lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Why I Married My Wife? by JordanMichael(m): 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2021
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Mstick:
Wow it's alright! I've read someone's marriage criteria on nairaland and he wants a woman that knows how to use grinding stone, so you marrying from a family that the brother runs as fast as Hussein bolt and she withstands blows like Mike Tyson isn't such a bad reason to marry.

Hopefully the genes come to play in your kids and in the near future Olympic runners and boxing medalists will spring forth from your loins.
Crime › Re: Abuja Policeman Guns Down Football Fan For Warning Against Accidental Discharge by JordanMichael(m): 7:22am On Jul 28, 2021
Oh Nigeria embarassed cry cry cry
Crime › Re: Hasan Taiwo Beats Chibuzor Aloh To Death Over Phone Charger In Abuja by JordanMichael(m): 8:40pm On Jul 27, 2021
Yeah I'm grin grin
MHBNeiman:
From your comment, it's obvious you're still a kid.
Crime › Re: Hasan Taiwo Beats Chibuzor Aloh To Death Over Phone Charger In Abuja by JordanMichael(m): 1:04pm On Jul 27, 2021
Truly some people don't understand the meaning of love
Even it's a million dollar your lover squandered, you don't go physical against her. We should learn how to tolerate each other please
Monogamy:
What I am still yet to understand is , how can two people claiming of loving each other would go physical just because they have disagreement about issue.. Where is the love?

Most marriage people lately only smile on camera, at home, they are always frowning at each other...
Health › Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by JordanMichael(m): 9:50pm On Jul 26, 2021
Are you for real shocked shocked shocked
MikeMicheal:
JUST KEEP YOUR LEGS OPEN FOR EVERYONE.

Woman wey dey find pikin, her toto must not rest.
Politics › Re: Buhari Travels To London For Global Education Summit, Medical Check-Up by JordanMichael(m): 1:36pm On Jul 26, 2021
What does he know about education huh
He simply travelled for medical check up as usual
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Trial: Sowore Arrested At High Court, Abuja (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 1:33pm On Jul 26, 2021
My thought though
Hezzyluv:
Againhuh

The guy no dey fear arresthuh Wetin carryam go there
Business › Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got by JordanMichael(op): 1:00pm On Jul 26, 2021
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ThreeEyedRaven:
Lol.. did you get to feel the one You saw online?
Business › Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got by JordanMichael(op): 1:00pm On Jul 26, 2021
It'll be picked up today
SavageResponse:
The only difference anyone looking at the pics can see is the colour , however, I understand how you feel cos the same thing has also happened to me before which is why I no longer order shoes online.

Your only remedy is to return it but the main issue here is whether you're ready to incur additional expenses that will be come up as a result especially since the item is not very expensive
Business › Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got by JordanMichael(op): 7:35am On Jul 26, 2021
Thanks
motymop:
Some of the comments are just annoying.

He ordered a black sneakers that neat not that squeezed nonsense.

He didn't get what he ordered for.
Business › Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got by JordanMichael(op): 7:32am On Jul 26, 2021
The difference is much when you feel it, the quality is below par
ThreeEyedRaven:
Other than the colour you got exactly what you ordered joor
Business › Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got by JordanMichael(op): 7:28am On Jul 26, 2021
You need to see the real stuff and you will understand what I'm talking about
SavageResponse:
Quit whinning, ygot what you ordered!

The only difference is the colour
Business › Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got by JordanMichael(op): 3:42pm On Jul 24, 2021
I don't want to mention name
I've already initiated a return
Stefaniz:
Which website did u ordered this from?
Business › What I Ordered Vs What I Got by JordanMichael(op): 3:04pm On Jul 24, 2021
Hi everyone, this is my first time creating a thread here. Usually I don't do online shopping but I needed a sneakers so badly but I'm always busy so, I decided to go online and look for one. I love what I saw and placed order immediately on the 21/7/21 and it was delivered on the 23/7/21 for 5k but when I opened the package jeez����� �% different from what I ordered. Is this how online shopping is��������
Pictures below

Romance › Re: ‘I Want To Get Married’ – Feminist Breaks Down In Tears (Video) by JordanMichael(m): 7:38am On Jul 24, 2021
She be like,; I don't want tall, short, handsome, dark or fair complexion man no more so long as you're breathing I'll marry you grin grin grin
Health › Re: See What Andrews Liver Salt Has Been Reduced To (picture) by JordanMichael(m): 9:30am On Jul 23, 2021
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Flahyuq:
Be like dem don collect bread from dz one give am coconut....pele
No vent anger on on top wrong people
Even ur father born 8pikin,u are d 6th
I know u that well....chill abeg grin
Family › Re: The Story Of James Mwaura, Kenyan Man Who Returned Home After 47 Years by JordanMichael(m): 9:28am On Jul 23, 2021
grin
Machinegun91:
The man's teeth though
Crime › Re: Robbers Involved In Accident While Escaping In Abia (Photos) by JordanMichael(m): 1:43pm On Jul 22, 2021
Kudos to the most loyal pet grin
Crime › Re: Suspected Kidnapping Syndicate Arrested In Imo (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 7:24am On Jul 22, 2021
Fulani open their eyes to kidnapping
Buckeyemedia1:
Me I think say na only Fulani dey kidnap for Nigeria?
Science/Technology › Re: UAE Creates Rain Using Drone Technology That Gives Cloud Electric Shock by JordanMichael(m): 7:18am On Jul 22, 2021
grin that's Arab oil
salamudeen:
Na same oil we get oooo
Celebrities › Re: Angela Nwosu Receives A SUV From Her Husband, Austin Nnaemeka After Delivery by JordanMichael(m): 7:12am On Jul 22, 2021
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Offpoint1:
And dem say no money no money...

Next time you hear person sey 'no money' slap am...

By the way, I count vouch with my 2 balls this guy was ordered during ACTION inza aza room. He had no idea when he ordered for it until it was delivered.
Crime › Re: 13-Year-Old Girl Hangs herself Over Poor Results, Leaves Behind Emotional Note by JordanMichael(m): 7:04am On Jul 22, 2021
Indomie generation
May her soul rest in peace
Idamond:
the girl should be buried standing.. mumu

embarassed

by the way who's behind the camera

my parents do wetin pass this one, I no go even care the next min na for ball field I dey...
too much of social media cause this one
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Successfully Tests Putin's Hypersonic Missile (Photos, Video) by JordanMichael(m): 9:52am On Jul 21, 2021
grin grin
UncleHaba22:
Make USA and Russia or China play friendly match fes make we see
Sports › Re: Everton Suspends Player After Being Linked To Child Sex Abuse by JordanMichael(m): 9:47am On Jul 21, 2021
It's only Nigerian Police that'll do such besides, investigation is still ongoing
Pierocash:
The player no get name? Poor journalism

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