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Politics › Re: President Buhari Celebrates His 78th Birthday Today by JordanMichael(m): 8:49am On Dec 17, 2020
PopSmoke:
rubbish

on this day 78 years ago a Nigerian problem was born
grin hardship and incompetence was born
Phones › Re: FG To Disconnect SIM Cards Not Synchronised With National ID Number by JordanMichael(m): 7:13am On Dec 16, 2020
Am not surprised! This is Nigeria
Politics › Re: Mohammed Ogiri Thanks Yahaya Bello For Supporting Him To Become Councilor by JordanMichael(m): 12:56pm On Dec 15, 2020
Vexedkid:
Me and my brother JordanMichael we're together in the struggle for a better Nigeria
OYO! And you think YAHAYA BELLO of all people is the answer for a better Nigeria?
Politics › Re: Mohammed Ogiri Thanks Yahaya Bello For Supporting Him To Become Councilor by JordanMichael(m): 12:28pm On Dec 15, 2020
Vexedkid:
Nice one the white lion! Your candidacy come 2023 has been ordained by God. We the Nigerian youths are solely behind you.
Which we?
Celebrities › Re: Cubana Chief Priest Slams DJ Cuppy For Tagging Him On Pictures by JordanMichael(m): 12:12pm On Dec 15, 2020
Maybe she wants to him some GELATO grin
Culture › Re: Why Can't Edo People Pronounce Letter N In Words? by JordanMichael(m): 8:43pm On Dec 14, 2020
Sunday=Su-day, Monday=Mo-day grin
Culture › Re: How To Catch A Spirit by JordanMichael(m): 8:35pm On Dec 14, 2020
Keep on praying and involve your spiritual guardian
Politics › Re: Masari: Kidnappers Of Students Have Contacted Us, We Are Discussing by JordanMichael(m): 6:24pm On Dec 14, 2020
What a way to welcome Mr president home
Sports › Re: UCL Last 16 Draw: Who Can Make It To The Next Round Of UCL? by JordanMichael(m): 3:07pm On Dec 14, 2020
obembet:
Barca fans when they avoided Bayern in the UCLdraw only to end up with getting PSG in the round of 16.

mynd44


ATM vs Chelsea grin grin grin

Fact: Diego Simeone has never been knocked out from the CL as Atletico's Manager over two legs against a team that didn't have Cristiano Ronaldo

Lalasticlala
Ronaldo effect
Family › Re: "Marriage Is A Charity, You Pay For What Others Have Had For Free" -Nigerian Man by JordanMichael(m): 8:08am On Dec 14, 2020
Shortyy:
Stupîd man. What about the women you used and dumped? Why didn't you marry them? The woman you disvirgined, why didn't you marry her? Shey na person go marry that one abi?

Useless men. Always talking rubbish without thinking. If you feel like all women are used and you can't pay to marry anyone. Stay single then, and don't bother having any affair with anyone. When you're Hot because you men are always Hot, use your hand and satisfy yourself.

Or you can go look for the woman you broke her hymen and marry her.

I said hórny! You MF! Hórny! Stop changing my words please.
Spot on! But not all men are stupid
Education › Re: Many Nigerian Graduates Can’t Read Or Write - Minister Of Education by JordanMichael(m): 7:06am On Dec 12, 2020
Freestainworld:
Same way our president can't write, does he even have WAEC?
grin
Crime › Re: Local Govt Staff In Benue Burns Himself To Death Over Unpaid 3 Years Allowance by JordanMichael(m): 6:46pm On Dec 11, 2020
Now Ortom is happy!! huh
Crime › Re: How Gtbank Staff, CBN Official Burnt Bullion Van, ‘stole N70m’ In Kano by JordanMichael(m): 3:22pm On Dec 11, 2020
This Nigeria where everybody be criminal
Politics › Re: Soldiers Killed Protesters Demanding Akire’s Removal – Residents by JordanMichael(m): 10:46am On Dec 11, 2020
BigBrother9ja:
Kill them too!


An eye for an eye is what them Bible preaches.



We can use a thing or two here.
This information is for those BullHari-FOOLS who believed that no one died in the EndSARS protests.
THE ONLY THING NIGERIAN SOLDIERS KNOWS HOW TO DO WELL IS PARKING AND CONSEALING THEIR MURDERED VICTIMS.

USELESS country.
Very useless SHIT HOLE
Romance › Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by JordanMichael(m): 5:43pm On Dec 10, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
I once had this pretty girl that I crushed on, I was 12 thereabout. we were both neighbours and attended the same school, this girl was so pretty, slender and a light skinned shuwa Arab, boys were mesmerized by her beauty and it took a long time for me to woo her. when I finally did, I didn't let no nigga talk to her or let her near any nigga, I was so stupidly in love and I spent all my life savings on her, she was the first girl I ever kissed during mummy and daddy's play back then, those halcyon days I won't forget easily
@12 you already in love?
Romance › Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by JordanMichael(m): 5:40pm On Dec 10, 2020
I sold my phone so that she could add the money and pay her school fees. It wasn't easy doing that but I got to do it!
Phones › Re: FG Crashes Data Price By 50 Percent by JordanMichael(m): 10:47am On Dec 10, 2020
Audio news angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Midtjylland Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 1) On 9th December 2020 by JordanMichael(m): 6:53pm On Dec 09, 2020
[quote author=kmst1 post=96902265]Them still fit pursue dem from there oo Lille Roma Milan Tot Leic napoli No be their mates dey europa still grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Midtjylland Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 1) On 9th December 2020 by JordanMichael(m): 6:03pm On Dec 09, 2020
I heard Man U are playing every Thursdays now grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Midtjylland Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 1) On 9th December 2020 by JordanMichael(m): 6:00pm On Dec 09, 2020
Win or draw, we've qualified already #YNWA
Politics › Re: Bauchi Government To Renovate Government House With ₦6.1 Billion by JordanMichael(m): 3:39pm On Dec 09, 2020
These polithiefcians will just wake up one morning and be mentioning billions as if it is a thousand naira embarassed
Family › Re: My Sister Want To Expose My Secret Life To My Husband by JordanMichael(m): 2:00pm On Dec 09, 2020
Job2004:
People are often too quick to Judge. Dear woman, you did wrong, I'm sure you know you did wrong. Having a conscience void of offence towards God first is the greatest thing. Don't rush in opening up to your husband since you know the kind of person that he is. Go through your pastor, open up to your pastor or leaders in Church who will help you out in the process of telling your husband.
you and that pastor will not end well. Pastor kill u dia
Family › Re: My Sister Want To Expose My Secret Life To My Husband by JordanMichael(m): 1:58pm On Dec 09, 2020
Bigger olosho, your younger sister big olosho and your mum the chief olosho. Like mother like daughters! Are u sure ur younger sister is your biological sister? Your dad need a DNA on you all cos I don't even trust your mother either. Descendant of JEZEBEL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leipzig Vs Manchester United UCL (3 - 2) On 8th December 2020 by JordanMichael(m): 9:35pm On Dec 08, 2020
Man United are leading 3:0 grin
Romance › Re: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by JordanMichael(m): 9:17pm On Dec 08, 2020
Freestainworld:
wetin you wan use chair do? na sit you come do?
grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Promises To Reopen Land Borders "As Soon As Possible" by JordanMichael(m): 9:01pm On Dec 08, 2020
The best president ever cool
Sports › Re: Outrage As Silas Wamangituk Is Booked For Allegedly Scoring A Disrespectful Goal by JordanMichael(m): 12:33pm On Dec 08, 2020
His only offence here is because he is #BLACK
Crime › Re: Thieves Steal Condoms And Viagra From A Pharmacy In Port Harcourt by JordanMichael(m): 8:28pm On Dec 07, 2020
GayPontiff:
For balloon Christmas decorations Ewu.
grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC: Wrong Name, Wrong Date Of Graduation by JordanMichael(m): 4:47pm On Dec 07, 2020
Wetin carry u come naija again huh Abi u are a deportee? The moment I step my feet out of 9ja am not coming back for any reason
Politics › Re: Kano Hisbah Arrests 178 Beggars by JordanMichael(m): 4:25pm On Dec 07, 2020
Baiser:
Their people are plenty in Lagos, with complete arms, legs and eyes.

by 6:00am dem Don resume,
People go dey rush go work, una go dey beg.
The mata taya me o! as early as 6am they come out with their miserable to beg. Lagos state government need do something about street begging
Celebrities › Re: Odumeje And Zubby Michael Spraying Money On Each Other (Pics, Video) by JordanMichael(m): 3:53pm On Dec 07, 2020
iamvictorbassey:
Where are those broke motherfuçkers with their chopped off shoes who call money vanity and preach rubbish here?

Poverty stricken people who have never seen 7 digits in their bank apps before and probably never in their lifetime, be calling everything they can't afford vanity.

Yet they need vanity to survive. They are the group of bastards that type "Help, I'm suffering from Kidney bla bla, I need so and so amount for operation. Please Help". How do we help you with the vanity you condemned? Go and check, most of the helpers in such cases are neither Christians nor Muslims.

Don't allow those fake stupid pastors on Nairaland confuse you o. Money is sweet. You need to have it to understand.
Plz how can I get connected to this kinda of money? Ritualist or anyhow! Plz save a impoverished soul
Celebrities › Re: Odumeje And Zubby Michael Spraying Money On Each Other (Pics, Video) by JordanMichael(m): 3:49pm On Dec 07, 2020
Zzor:
Ritualists
I love this type of ritualist. Who can connect me??

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