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Politics › Re: Photos: Oshiomhole’s Wife, Lara Performs First Role As First Lady by jorlons(m): 10:36pm On May 16, 2015
Read the title and saw Lara, read the post and saw Iara. Da phuck is it huh Lara or Iara
Politics › Re: IYC Rejects Reps Decision On PIB by jorlons(m):
The IYC have done well. I expect other extractions of the Niger Delta, mine (itsekiris) inclusive to condemn the amendment and call for a reversal to the original clause. I wonder why the reps would decide to play with something as sensitive as this.
Politics › Re: 2015 Elections And Beyond: My Perception About The Igbos! by jorlons(m): 8:48pm On May 16, 2015
SOUNDKING:
will you go d sleep before you start going unclad, pls,most of the exprienced mad people that roams today started this your way.
Is this how you intend to reply others ? You all need to realize that the ijaws are only a fraction of the SS. So exactly how does an ijaw alliance translate into a collective SS alliance ?
Politics › Re: Oh Dear! Read What These Americans Think About Adams Oshiomhole's Marriage by jorlons(m): 8:18pm On May 16, 2015
Da phuck you expect me to say now. Well phuck dem Americans.
Politics › Re: REPS Amends PIB To Include The Entire Country As ‘host Community’ Of Petroleum. by jorlons(m): 8:04pm On May 16, 2015
ohenhen1:
But the south is more developed than the North.

Also oil companies are still required to clean up oil spills and continue their current social programs. Niger Delta ex militants are still getting 67 billion naira for pipeline protection, allowances, and reintegration programs. I don't understand why you are upset.
It's upsetting still. Aside from amending the clause, you can tell that these so called legislators have not awaken to the reality of our economic situation and that all region needs to contribute towards sustaining Nigeria. They're rather concerned about dividing the little compensation from the oil exploitation in our communities amongst the whole Nigeria. That my friend is really annoying.
Politics › Re: REPS Amends PIB To Include The Entire Country As ‘host Community’ Of Petroleum. by jorlons(m): 7:04pm On May 16, 2015
Williamso:
This is wrong on so many levels. How can lawmakers be so myopic, self-serving and utterly silly to consider "states with pipelines passing through them" as host communities? The Reps that voted for the amendment of this clause need to pay a visit to a host community to see what we are suffering. Forking bunch of self-serving b@$tards!!! angry angry angry angry


I'm still a believer in One Nigeria, but I cannot accept this!!!
This is annoying Bro it truly is. I sometimes wonder how these lawmakers reason.
Politics › Re: REPS Amends PIB To Include The Entire Country As ‘host Community’ Of Petroleum. by jorlons(m): 6:55pm On May 16, 2015
CyberWolf:
grin cheesy Good morning Niger Deltans....The North & SW deceived you people that Igbos included you people in Biafra because of oil..The north and their ally has been killing and stealing your oil from time immemorial and just right now that it dawned on you people that you've been scammed, they swiftly moved to legalize it and they've succeeded. You people made a costly mistake by rejecting BIAFRA and Igbos so, your foolish mistake will hunt you people till the ends of time. The earlier you people realize that we Igbos want to build a formidable force with you to defeat your oppressors, our oppressors, and not because of your oil, the better for you people. Once again, una good morning oo wink



Moreover, the oil will soon finish and when that happens, this same people will cut out the Niger Delta from This Zoo (Nigeria)and throw them into Atlantic Ocean because by then, they are nothing but a useless liability..Some foolish ones are still roaming aimlessly on NL here...Niger Delta wake up ooo ...It's almost sunset..
Oga we are capable of fighting for ourselves and we will. Niger delta will not trust any of the majors.
Politics › Re: Senator Ahmed Zanna Is Dead by jorlons(m): 5:40pm On May 16, 2015
skullbaba:
From what I read from the links provided, I don't see where this Man threaten Nigeria. What he did was attacked the federal govt of their irresponsibility. On the Boko boy arrested in his house, he denied and said it was in Ali modu,s house the BH commander was arrested. Guys let drop party politics, if this guy is guity did youu think the Govt, military, Ssss will let this guy go. We should stop twisting this guy speech, he accused the Govt and they blackmailed him simple. Senators don't have immunity why don't arrest, investigate and charge him to court ?
Leave d idiiots commenting trash above. Is it not surprising that this govt was able to identify many BH sponsors and none of them were arrested? This administration is d worst no doubt.
Romance › Re: Which Profession Do Ladies Find Most Attractive For A Man? by jorlons(m): 8:03am On May 15, 2015
Any profession as long as it brings alot of hard cash for her endless wants.
Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone Whose English Is Very Poor?? by jorlons(m): 6:03pm On May 14, 2015
Summer1:
I'm concerned with both effective communication and how well the communication was made
It's a good thing to know and state confidently what you'd look out for in a guy but I'm sorry to announce to you that you'll find them few. Always remember that Nigerians are non-native English speakers, who communicate more in their local dialect and pidgin before you start demanding for eloquence and all what not.
Romance › Re: The Prison Called Marriage by jorlons(m): 9:15am On May 14, 2015
D op is just another feminist. I mean what about the guy who's probably going to be toiling all his life to take care of d woman and their children? It's quite funny dat u neglected d fact dat d guy would have to handle d shiit load of problems life throws at his family while d woman hides behind.

Lastly, only a select few African women gives a dam.n about careers and stuffs; the others just prefer to sit at home and watch telemundo if u doubt me take ur stats here on NL.
Romance › Re: Laziness,Nigerian Women and Fat!!! by jorlons(m): 11:20am On May 13, 2015
O come on! There is a big difference of being obese and being curvy. Op u are just plain fat gerrit.

Sorry!
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by jorlons(m): 5:56am On May 10, 2015
koice:
The brain never relaxes, bro. Where do you think your dreams and nightmares come from?
Point is the brain activities during the day cannot be compared with that at Night can they ?? And if they can't then one can say logically that the brain takes a bit of rest at night.
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by jorlons(m): 5:53am On May 10, 2015
dabayomi:
When they say one is brain dead, he's still alive, but not functional. Now when u r heart dead, u r a gonner, as in stone dead, nothing more, all other organs rest at sleep. So the heart is the only organ that work from birth till death.
I beg to differ sir. The nose can't go on rest even if you breathe with your mouth at night; it's just not possible to stop breathing with your nose mehn. I think the OP must have anticipated alot of heart and brain choices.
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by jorlons(m): 5:45am On May 10, 2015
WIZGUY69:
brain.


modified : I wanted to chose the heart, but I remember that researchers said that when you sneezes, the heart stop working for some seconds, so its definitely the brain.

even while sleeping, the neurones are sent to the brain to check if one's alive.

if the neurones are are sent to somewhere else, then the Person will die from sleep.



grin

Dr. Kissinger UCH.
The brain activities at day cannot be compared to that at night can they? Now take a closer look at the op's question again. Ever heard anybody say rest small make your brain for relax.

My pick is btw the nose and heart cause the nostrils can't take any rest man otherwise....., the heart can't beat at same rate at night as it does during the day. I mean who jogs or runs in their sleep.
Politics › Re: Buhari May Soon Wish He Did Not Win 2015 Presidential Polls – Ben Bruce. by jorlons(m): 9:06am On May 01, 2015
Vicotex:
smh, Na ao all of us take enter ONCHANCE
Brotherly we don enter one chance ?? chaiiiiiiiii #onechance.

BABA we are sorry for putting you in #onechance.

Now everybody wants you to turn water to wine

General na one chance be this O.
Politics › Re: Buruji Kashamu Responds To Ap's Report On His Alleged Indictment In The US by jorlons(m): 10:22pm On Apr 16, 2015
crimminnnnaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll if I lay hold on you Buhari will be a saint compared to me.
Politics › Re: Violence In South Africa: Malawi To Evacuate Citizens From S.A by jorlons(m): 7:03am On Apr 16, 2015
ok
Politics › Re: Ijeoma Ozichi Writes Chimamanda Adichie On The Oba Of Lagos Statement To Igbos by jorlons(m): 3:49pm On Apr 15, 2015
disumusa:
pls tell me any tribe that igbos love
EXACTLY! Sorry to say they're just too self absorbed...... always thinking they work harder than every other tribe just because they dominate the commerce industry. As far as I am concerned this attitude of disrespecting other people's homeland did not start in lagos... that's a FACT#

Sometimes I wonder if the same hospitality they get in other parts of the country is reciprocated to other tribes in their region.

I love SOME of them cause they're blessed but I also don't hesitate to put them straight when they start displaying attitudes.
Politics › Re: Elections In Rivers A Sham – Amaechi by jorlons(m): 8:26pm On Apr 11, 2015
The results will definitely go to tribunal. Wike may win but he's going to receive the boots from the court.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 2:08pm On Apr 06, 2015
mehn you sure say nor be dangote refinery we go end up working for so huh This one wey NNPC don hold brake..... meanwhile Baba B fit surprise all of us when he's sworn in.


Just imagine say he just instruct the GMD to employ everybody grin grin grin




















Sadly, that's impossible angry No vex.
Politics › Re: All APC Nairaland Supporters, AKA progressives, Fall In. by jorlons(m): 7:00am On Apr 01, 2015
Baba

My amiable leader with charisma I salute and congratulate you upon receiving the mandate of the people to serve. God will strengthen and give you the wisdom to clean up the mess in our dear nation.

God bless President Muhammadu Buhari (General) GCFR
God bless Nigeria.
Politics › Re: APC Wins 64 Seats In The Senate, Now Has Majority Status by jorlons(m): 6:52am On Apr 01, 2015
raumdeuter:
[size=13pt]David Mark : Mr Speaker, I have this observation and objection

New Speaker(George Akume) : You dey craze? WHo asked for your opinion? Speaker dey talk, Floor member say he get idea.
For that you are suspended from Senate indefinitely[/size]
LWKMD grin grin grin O boy you dey craze I swear. chaiiiii if say mark know wetin go happen e for just allow himself lose
Politics › Re: REVEALED: Document Exposes PDP Rigging Plan For Presidential Election by jorlons(m):
This can only happen in a country with ignorant ppl, who know next to nothing about what is happening economically in the country.

This can only happen in a country where those who know the right things to do have decided to sell their soul for a plate of porridge backing their actions with the stupid saying '' The country nor good, na only God go fit change am"

This can only happen in a country where the youths are so hungry to die for their oppressors for a morsel of bread.

Nigerians claim to be smart but a closer look at the country will tell you how SMART they really are.
Politics › Re: PDP Agent With A Spy Camera, Arrested In Ikorodu, APC Agents Denied Tags by jorlons(m): 3:05pm On Mar 28, 2015
Mogidi:
The spy camera is probably to report APC intimidation of inec officials and to document any rigging the apc might be doing.

We won't have the picture below without spy cameras.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2256405_ik_jpeg87e1f9ffd2115b1179bc583596d74627
And what makes you so certain that the kid is voting for APC? Exactly what in that photo suggests he is voting for APC?
Politics › Re: Prof.osibanjo & Wife Accredited In Vgc(photos) by jorlons(m): 11:06am On Mar 28, 2015
olaxco2f:
Irrespective of who wins Saturday's election we still won't have 6,000 megawatts of electricity by 2019.
There will still be at least 2 ASUU strikes before 2020, garri will still never be sold at 20naira per derica, ponmo will still be cheaper than beef, your landlord will not reduce his rent,
your salary will most likely remain the same for another couple of years, I will still have to pay for electricity that I'll never get to use, MC Oluomo will still control Oshodi, DSTV will not
reduce monthly subscription, MTN will not give you FREEBIES without hidden charges, the list is unending, but one thing is super certain, your
hustle will always put food on your table. Just vote, don't impose your opinions on us, GEJ is a Wolf, BUHARI is a Lion, even we sef we no be Sheep, we are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just give me PEACE cos I need to go out on Monday and get my daily food. God bless U as U vote!
This is what I want too.
Politics › Re: Share Your Accreditation Experience. #cardreader by jorlons(m): 10:28am On Mar 28, 2015
Obiagelli:
Finally the president got accredited after the fourth card reader, it shows inec preparedness.
ThankGod. finally. Now PDP will not point accusing fingers to Jega.
Politics › Re: Notice Before March 28(best Comment Ever)!! by jorlons(m): 5:05pm On Mar 27, 2015
if Nigerians had eyes, if only.-- only the wise will understand this.



SAI Buhari
Romance › Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by jorlons(m): 5:35am On Mar 23, 2015
O boy na today. shuoo e don tey na, wey junior dey fvck pesin up. I don tire for d little guy marra so I nor dey allow am do d thinking again.
Celebrities › Re: See What Kcee Is Doing With Malaysian Babes On Stage - Photos by jorlons(m): 10:31pm On Mar 22, 2015
Misogynist2014:
Women lack shame.... Aristotle
the great philosopher grin grin
Politics › Re: Photos From 2015 NEDG Presidential Debate, GEJ Present, GMB Absent by jorlons(m): 6:52pm On Mar 22, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
haahahhaha @gladiators.
You know that's the problem we have in the country, we have opposition but no viable opposition.

APC which happens to be the only viable opposition is just a bunch of repositioned and defected set of politicians.
A lot of them were once pledging alliance to PDP hah?

Why would you have a problem with not knowing Onovo previously in the political sphere?
At some point we didn't know GEJ and co.

It starts with a step in the right direction. We should endeavour to give the underdogs a chance.
Realize that GEJ has been in the political scene even before he became the vice to Yar'adua. what I'm saying is that you can't just wake up one day and decide to run for presidency which happens to be the highest political office in the land.

Aside from that, his party hasn't really done a good job selling him to Nigerians. Relatively speaking Nigerians just don't know them (other party candidates excluding the APC/PDP) well enough.

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