Politics › Re: Photos: Oshiomhole’s Wife, Lara Performs First Role As First Lady by jorlons(m): 10:36pm On May 16, 2015 |
Read the title and saw Lara, read the post and saw Iara. Da phuck is it  Lara or Iara |
Politics › Re: IYC Rejects Reps Decision On PIB by jorlons(m): 9:41pm On May 16, 2015*. Modified: 9:56pm On May 16, 2015 |
The IYC have done well. I expect other extractions of the Niger Delta, mine (itsekiris) inclusive to condemn the amendment and call for a reversal to the original clause. I wonder why the reps would decide to play with something as sensitive as this. |
Politics › Re: 2015 Elections And Beyond: My Perception About The Igbos! by jorlons(m): 8:48pm On May 16, 2015 |
SOUNDKING: will you go d sleep before you start going unclad, pls,most of the exprienced mad people that roams today started this your way. Is this how you intend to reply others ? You all need to realize that the ijaws are only a fraction of the SS. So exactly how does an ijaw alliance translate into a collective SS alliance ? |
Politics › Re: Oh Dear! Read What These Americans Think About Adams Oshiomhole's Marriage by jorlons(m): 8:18pm On May 16, 2015 |
Da phuck you expect me to say now. Well phuck dem Americans. |
Politics › Re: REPS Amends PIB To Include The Entire Country As ‘host Community’ Of Petroleum. by jorlons(m): 8:04pm On May 16, 2015 |
ohenhen1: But the south is more developed than the North.
Also oil companies are still required to clean up oil spills and continue their current social programs. Niger Delta ex militants are still getting 67 billion naira for pipeline protection, allowances, and reintegration programs. I don't understand why you are upset. It's upsetting still. Aside from amending the clause, you can tell that these so called legislators have not awaken to the reality of our economic situation and that all region needs to contribute towards sustaining Nigeria. They're rather concerned about dividing the little compensation from the oil exploitation in our communities amongst the whole Nigeria. That my friend is really annoying. |
Politics › Re: REPS Amends PIB To Include The Entire Country As ‘host Community’ Of Petroleum. by jorlons(m): 7:04pm On May 16, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: REPS Amends PIB To Include The Entire Country As ‘host Community’ Of Petroleum. by jorlons(m): 6:55pm On May 16, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Senator Ahmed Zanna Is Dead by jorlons(m): 5:40pm On May 16, 2015 |
skullbaba: From what I read from the links provided, I don't see where this Man threaten Nigeria. What he did was attacked the federal govt of their irresponsibility. On the Boko boy arrested in his house, he denied and said it was in Ali modu,s house the BH commander was arrested. Guys let drop party politics, if this guy is guity did youu think the Govt, military, Ssss will let this guy go. We should stop twisting this guy speech, he accused the Govt and they blackmailed him simple. Senators don't have immunity why don't arrest, investigate and charge him to court ? Leave d idiiots commenting trash above. Is it not surprising that this govt was able to identify many BH sponsors and none of them were arrested? This administration is d worst no doubt. |
Romance › Re: Which Profession Do Ladies Find Most Attractive For A Man? by jorlons(m): 8:03am On May 15, 2015 |
Any profession as long as it brings alot of hard cash for her endless wants. |
Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone Whose English Is Very Poor?? by jorlons(m): 6:03pm On May 14, 2015 |
Summer1: I'm concerned with both effective communication and how well the communication was made It's a good thing to know and state confidently what you'd look out for in a guy but I'm sorry to announce to you that you'll find them few. Always remember that Nigerians are non-native English speakers, who communicate more in their local dialect and pidgin before you start demanding for eloquence and all what not. |
Romance › Re: The Prison Called Marriage by jorlons(m): 9:15am On May 14, 2015 |
D op is just another feminist. I mean what about the guy who's probably going to be toiling all his life to take care of d woman and their children? It's quite funny dat u neglected d fact dat d guy would have to handle d shiit load of problems life throws at his family while d woman hides behind.
Lastly, only a select few African women gives a dam.n about careers and stuffs; the others just prefer to sit at home and watch telemundo if u doubt me take ur stats here on NL. |
Romance › Re: Laziness,Nigerian Women and Fat!!! by jorlons(m): 11:20am On May 13, 2015 |
O come on! There is a big difference of being obese and being curvy. Op u are just plain fat gerrit.
Sorry! |
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by jorlons(m): 5:56am On May 10, 2015 |
koice: The brain never relaxes, bro. Where do you think your dreams and nightmares come from? Point is the brain activities during the day cannot be compared with that at Night can they ?? And if they can't then one can say logically that the brain takes a bit of rest at night. |
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by jorlons(m): 5:53am On May 10, 2015 |
dabayomi: When they say one is brain dead, he's still alive, but not functional. Now when u r heart dead, u r a gonner, as in stone dead, nothing more, all other organs rest at sleep. So the heart is the only organ that work from birth till death. I beg to differ sir. The nose can't go on rest even if you breathe with your mouth at night; it's just not possible to stop breathing with your nose mehn. I think the OP must have anticipated alot of heart and brain choices. |
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by jorlons(m): 5:45am On May 10, 2015 |
WIZGUY69: brain.
modified : I wanted to chose the heart, but I remember that researchers said that when you sneezes, the heart stop working for some seconds, so its definitely the brain.
even while sleeping, the neurones are sent to the brain to check if one's alive.
if the neurones are are sent to somewhere else, then the Person will die from sleep.

Dr. Kissinger UCH. The brain activities at day cannot be compared to that at night can they? Now take a closer look at the op's question again. Ever heard anybody say rest small make your brain for relax. My pick is btw the nose and heart cause the nostrils can't take any rest man otherwise....., the heart can't beat at same rate at night as it does during the day. I mean who jogs or runs in their sleep. |
Politics › Re: Buhari May Soon Wish He Did Not Win 2015 Presidential Polls – Ben Bruce. by jorlons(m): 9:06am On May 01, 2015 |
Vicotex: smh, Na ao all of us take enter ONCHANCE Brotherly we don enter one chance ?? chaiiiiiiiii #onechance. BABA we are sorry for putting you in #onechance. Now everybody wants you to turn water to wine General na one chance be this O. |
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Politics › Re: Buruji Kashamu Responds To Ap's Report On His Alleged Indictment In The US by jorlons(m): 10:22pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
crimminnnnaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll if I lay hold on you Buhari will be a saint compared to me. |
Politics › Re: Violence In South Africa: Malawi To Evacuate Citizens From S.A by jorlons(m): 7:03am On Apr 16, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Ijeoma Ozichi Writes Chimamanda Adichie On The Oba Of Lagos Statement To Igbos by jorlons(m): 3:49pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
disumusa: pls tell me any tribe that igbos love EXACTLY! Sorry to say they're just too self absorbed...... always thinking they work harder than every other tribe just because they dominate the commerce industry. As far as I am concerned this attitude of disrespecting other people's homeland did not start in lagos... that's a FACT# Sometimes I wonder if the same hospitality they get in other parts of the country is reciprocated to other tribes in their region. I love SOME of them cause they're blessed but I also don't hesitate to put them straight when they start displaying attitudes. |
Politics › Re: Elections In Rivers A Sham – Amaechi by jorlons(m): 8:26pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
The results will definitely go to tribunal. Wike may win but he's going to receive the boots from the court. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 2:08pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
mehn you sure say nor be dangote refinery we go end up working for so  This one wey NNPC don hold brake..... meanwhile Baba B fit surprise all of us when he's sworn in. Just imagine say he just instruct the GMD to employ everybody  Sadly, that's impossible  No vex. |
Politics › Re: All APC Nairaland Supporters, AKA progressives, Fall In. by jorlons(m): 7:00am On Apr 01, 2015 |
Baba
My amiable leader with charisma I salute and congratulate you upon receiving the mandate of the people to serve. God will strengthen and give you the wisdom to clean up the mess in our dear nation.
God bless President Muhammadu Buhari (General) GCFR God bless Nigeria. |
Politics › Re: APC Wins 64 Seats In The Senate, Now Has Majority Status by jorlons(m): 6:52am On Apr 01, 2015 |
raumdeuter: [size=13pt]David Mark : Mr Speaker, I have this observation and objection
New Speaker(George Akume) : You dey craze? WHo asked for your opinion? Speaker dey talk, Floor member say he get idea. For that you are suspended from Senate indefinitely[/size] LWKMD  O boy you dey craze I swear. chaiiiii if say mark know wetin go happen e for just allow himself lose |
Politics › Re: REVEALED: Document Exposes PDP Rigging Plan For Presidential Election by jorlons(m): 5:47pm On Mar 28, 2015*. Modified: 6:29pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
This can only happen in a country with ignorant ppl, who know next to nothing about what is happening economically in the country.
This can only happen in a country where those who know the right things to do have decided to sell their soul for a plate of porridge backing their actions with the stupid saying '' The country nor good, na only God go fit change am"
This can only happen in a country where the youths are so hungry to die for their oppressors for a morsel of bread.
Nigerians claim to be smart but a closer look at the country will tell you how SMART they really are. |
Politics › Re: PDP Agent With A Spy Camera, Arrested In Ikorodu, APC Agents Denied Tags by jorlons(m): 3:05pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Prof.osibanjo & Wife Accredited In Vgc(photos) by jorlons(m): 11:06am On Mar 28, 2015 |
olaxco2f: Irrespective of who wins Saturday's election we still won't have 6,000 megawatts of electricity by 2019. There will still be at least 2 ASUU strikes before 2020, garri will still never be sold at 20naira per derica, ponmo will still be cheaper than beef, your landlord will not reduce his rent, your salary will most likely remain the same for another couple of years, I will still have to pay for electricity that I'll never get to use, MC Oluomo will still control Oshodi, DSTV will not reduce monthly subscription, MTN will not give you FREEBIES without hidden charges, the list is unending, but one thing is super certain, your hustle will always put food on your table. Just vote, don't impose your opinions on us, GEJ is a Wolf, BUHARI is a Lion, even we sef we no be Sheep, we are a lawless lot. Irrespective of who wins, just give me PEACE cos I need to go out on Monday and get my daily food. God bless U as U vote! This is what I want too. |
Politics › Re: Share Your Accreditation Experience. #cardreader by jorlons(m): 10:28am On Mar 28, 2015 |
Obiagelli: Finally the president got accredited after the fourth card reader, it shows inec preparedness. ThankGod. finally. Now PDP will not point accusing fingers to Jega. |
Politics › Re: Notice Before March 28(best Comment Ever)!! by jorlons(m): 5:05pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
if Nigerians had eyes, if only.-- only the wise will understand this.
SAI Buhari |
Romance › Re: The Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life...see Wetin Woman Do Me "Must Read" by jorlons(m): 5:35am On Mar 23, 2015 |
O boy na today. shuoo e don tey na, wey junior dey fvck pesin up. I don tire for d little guy marra so I nor dey allow am do d thinking again. |
Celebrities › Re: See What Kcee Is Doing With Malaysian Babes On Stage - Photos by jorlons(m): 10:31pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Photos From 2015 NEDG Presidential Debate, GEJ Present, GMB Absent by jorlons(m): 6:52pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: haahahhaha @gladiators. You know that's the problem we have in the country, we have opposition but no viable opposition.
APC which happens to be the only viable opposition is just a bunch of repositioned and defected set of politicians. A lot of them were once pledging alliance to PDP hah?
Why would you have a problem with not knowing Onovo previously in the political sphere? At some point we didn't know GEJ and co.
It starts with a step in the right direction. We should endeavour to give the underdogs a chance. Realize that GEJ has been in the political scene even before he became the vice to Yar'adua. what I'm saying is that you can't just wake up one day and decide to run for presidency which happens to be the highest political office in the land. Aside from that, his party hasn't really done a good job selling him to Nigerians. Relatively speaking Nigerians just don't know them (other party candidates excluding the APC/PDP) well enough. |