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PoliticsRe: The International Media On Buhari’s Certificate Saga, Lessons To The Our Media by jorlons(m): 3:48am On Mar 01, 2015
nationwide1:
Op, you simply mean that Nigerian law should be bent because of Buhari. Get this straight: Because Buhari does not have school certificate but can express himself in spoken and written English does not in any way take away the fact that we have Nigerians who have suffered to study to acquire certificates and can express themselves in written and spoken English better than Buhari.

I have met many people who don't have school certificates but are good writers and speakers of English language. You cannot justify Buhari's disrespect for Nigerian law with such baseless analogy. That's how Buhari refused to appear before Oputa panel. Are you saying those who sat down to outline (in the constitution) the presentation of school certificate to INEC were fools?
Exactly where in the constitution is a presentation of school certificate stated?? Exactly where please huh
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Rigging Tape: You Are On Your Own, PDP Tells Fayose, Obanikoro, Others by jorlons(m):
For those who may not be able to read the whole story this is the summary of what Olisah said

'' For now Ekitigate is a propaganda from the opposition until proven true in court but if it turns out to be true then obanikoro, fayose, omisore and others are on their own''

It's like saying my pikin no thief but if you see d money for him pocket then no be my pikin again.

God!! I love naija politricks
FashionRe: Weird Things Some Nigerian Ladies Do Just To Have Big & Firm Boobs by jorlons(m):
Omo what I saw in those Pishures cannot be called breast they're more complex. I prefer to call them MAMMARY GLAND shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Protest Against Buhari At Chatham House in London [Photos] by jorlons(m): 10:55am On Feb 26, 2015
who would have thought HUNGer has played both home and away match on Nigerians.

See ppl wey family dey hope say go send small kpali come give them for Nigeria. Na dem dey die of hunger like this so. Smh

GMB/PYO to end poverty both home and away.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Arrives Chatam House. by jorlons(m): 10:32am On Feb 26, 2015
missjenna:
Hmm, he finally arrived
Thanks God that he is okay


Anyway GEJ till 2019
stop d pretence you were among those who expected an evil outcome so keep shut and read in shame.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Arrives Chatam House. by jorlons(m): 10:09am On Feb 26, 2015
wonderful.

Welcome Baba. Deliver it like you always do, concise and powerful.

We just can't wait

#GMB/PYO for proper purging of the Nigerian State.

Now fayose I command you to drop down ***d
RomanceRe: Not Loving Me Back by jorlons(m): 6:21am On Feb 26, 2015
sinaj:
op she has plainly told u she doesnt like u why u still pushing or du u wnt to become her side dick huh... um dude
um side dick.. that's not a bad one but
























Op move da fvck on cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari Threatens To Back Out Of Abuja Accord by jorlons(m): 10:40pm On Feb 25, 2015
studio14:
I have never admired GEJ nor any of his policies but on this one GMB is wrong totally wrong in Democratic setting everyone says what he want to say, Obama is called monkey etc so if he cannot take it he should back down
How can they constantly attack his person. The attack GEJ has received from the APC camp is strictly based on his administration, why then should they continue to harass his person to the extent of stalking the man. Na wa O. calling him a dictator and digging up his past wasn't enough they still have to harass the man and his family.
FamilyRe: Help!!! My Host Is Sexing A Minor... What Should I Do???? by jorlons(m): 12:05pm On Feb 25, 2015
changes1 like you have been advised by everyone send a text to the girls brother or parents and make them aware their daugter has started having sex. You have to be anonymous and don't mention your host's name. Let the parents if truly they're concerned do the investigation. Remember to emphasize that she has started having sex and that they should keep an eye on her because even if you friend breaks up with her she will look for another and that may be disastrous.


And lastly your host is a BASTARD who will find it diff to succeed in life.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 10:15am On Feb 25, 2015
graduatehelpers:
I think if you have relevant knowledge of how the Corporation works it would reflect in the quality of your decision,so you need to know that in NNPC after a period of time say like 2yrs HR calls for those who have made recent advancement in their careers like certifications,Doctorate,PhDs,degrees etc so that it will be captured on their profile and for some certifications that will be directly beneficial to your unit you are refunded the cost of doing the certification.

so with this information i believe you know what to do,and which decision to make in this regard.

All the Best.
Tanx for the assistance I really appreciate it.
PoliticsRe: FFK campaigning for APC? (A Must watch) by jorlons(m): 9:23am On Feb 25, 2015
Talk about words that come back to hunt. When FFK was in APC he argued with FACTs and now that he is in PDP his arguments are all based on personalities in the APC. These are examples of men with no Integrity and of cause we know his agents here on NL.

GMB/PYO for competent leadership.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan’s Kinsmen, Ateke Tom Ban Rallies In Okrika by jorlons(m):
I'm not surprised at all. The Ijaws have always been first hand trouble makers. In Rivers state they'll make trouble, in Bayelsa same thing, Delta state they're known.

Violence just runs in their blood. I know these folks. They refuse to get educated and give birth like shitt.

Militancy is now their new found job.
BusinessRe: Elections Postponement And Its Economic Implications by jorlons(m): 8:54pm On Feb 24, 2015
ok
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 8:32pm On Feb 24, 2015
emmanuelmodo:
If u ask me, I will suggest u tell them the truth. The conditions given for applying were at least have a BSc with a 2:1 or a 2:2 with a good masters. That was the minimum. That is their minimum. The only maximum they gave was not more than 29 as at the time of applying. So u can further as much as u want. Their business to me is did u meet the minimum requirement. Look at this from this angle, for instance u applied when u were 28. It is like telling them u are still less than 29. Which obviously isn't true. Just be as sincere as possible. God will help us
Tanx for the advice bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 6:26pm On Feb 24, 2015
sagbar:
I think freest have said the best thing.what now borders me is about what to say when asked about your engagement since 2012 and the reasons why you refused to further your studies.Smart ones will sense fat lies among them oo...
Exactly bro Exactly. That's where the problem lies.
PoliticsRe: "As The Guardian Newspaper Has Done, APC Must Apologise For Lying" - Fayose by jorlons(m):
it is obvious that the APC is a party of deceitful people that should not be taken seriously by Nigerians
HEYWO!! Every sensible Nigerian knows PDP founded LIEs in the Nigerian Democrazy precisely in year 1999 when they came into power and they've never been once remorseful since then.

''When is APC going to be humble enough to apologise to Nigerians''
They will apologize when your party apologizes for all the deceit they've told Nigerians starting from the ''Ekitigate scandal'', to ''I was not aware when the security chiefs took the decision'' just to mention a few.

And if APC were to apologize what gives this ediott the moral right to be demanding it. The only set of Nigerians who deserve any such apologies are the APC supporters who will be voting the General and until they demand one, to hell with any other person.

The Event contact person,
Chris Vandome confirmed via phone call that the event was 'Jointly Sponsored' by the APC and Chatham
Ekitites behold your Governor who would have been better of in the Nigerian Police force because he seems to have a passion for detective work, wasting your state's resources. Ekitites should ask this thug if he is the only PDP Governor.

For those gullible PDPians can you help tell how somebody who is sick to the point of being stretched out of the country will now be automatically fit to deliver a speech @ Chatham house in just a few days time

Hopefully, the APC expects to Bombard Nigerians with pictures of Buhari's one hour appearance in Chatham House on Friday
Before Nkor, if they don't I'll be angry at the APC media and publicity campaign team. Do me a favour Mr. rigga and pluck out your eyes so you won't be forced to commit suicide when the photos begin to roll out and while you're at it, advise your Niggas to do likewise.

More grace and strength to the General and the Prof.

PDP does not own Nigeria. If they so desire to return back to power then they should wait till 2019
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 5:12pm On Feb 24, 2015
Freest:
Experience they say is the best teacher... You've experienced it first hand and need not be told that it will repeat itself.... My honest opinion is that you should not make them have any clue that you have upgraded your educational status. I am in the same leauge... I applied with ND but now have upgraded but there is nothing one can do until you get into the system before ypou can work your way towards getting promoted.. Firstly, thrive to enter before talking of upgraded result

Thats my humble submission
Tanx bro. That seems to be d plan but its going to be tough filling up d space btw 2012 and 2015.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 5:08pm On Feb 24, 2015
sagbar:
We are in the same category bro.....I'm in a dilemma as to answer this particular question once it's posed....I'm presently serving in one IT firm in lagos.I was in my 3rd year in the university when i applied....i know it will interest them to know what progress we have made since 2011.Won't it amount to disqualification telling them you now have a higher qualification?
I brought the issue because it affected me once with a MN I'm still at a loss of what to say and was hoping experienced folks in the house would be able to dish out one or two advice.

@sagbar Tanx for mentioning my post. I pray guys wiv experience on this will be able to advise cos I'm not really feeling d vibe of dis recruitment because of this.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 5:05pm On Feb 24, 2015
sagbar:
We are in the same category bro.....I'm in a dilemma as to answer this particular question once it's posed....I'm presently serving in one IT firm in lagos.I was in my 3rd year in the university when i applied....i know it will interest them to know what progress we have made since 2011.Won't it amount to disqualification telling them you now have a higher qualification?
I brought the issue because it affected me once with a MN I'm still at a loss of what to say and was hoping experienced folks in the house could help out with any useful info.

@sagbar Tanx for mentioning my post. I pray guys wiv experience on this will be able to advise.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 4:37pm On Feb 24, 2015
Gudwil:
hello. i am new in this forum. i also attended NNPC OP interview on july 11. i applied with my ND (elect/elect) result back in NOV 2010 when i was serving (NYSC). i finished my NYSC in JUNE 2011. i updated my CV to level of BTech and took it along to the TOWER. i faced a panel of 5. we all know our CVs got to the interviewer b4 we got there. after having seen my CV something similar to this ensued:
1stinterviewer: why did u apply with ND certificate when u had BTech?
myresponse: there was no way i cud apply for GT without my NYSC cert.
2ndinterviewer: there was no room to make any comment that he was serving and that he was going to finish by JUNE 2011.
3rdinterviewer: is there any way we can get Philip so that they can put him in his appropriate place (quetion directed to the usherHR)?
1stinterviewer: pls excuse us (mentioned my name).
i went out for about 5mins be4 i was called in again. when i got in they started asking questions that was not similar to the ones they did not ask those that were interviewd b4 me on that same day.
then later
4thinterviewer: how wud feel if you are employed as an OP when u are Btech holder?
myresponse: i will ,
5thinterviewer: it is even an offence to be hiding information of this nature; if you ar employed and the coy comes to know later you will be fired.
this is just the summary.

It is only by the Mercy of Allah that i will be among the successful ones.
Hi guys, I need some help here. I quoted the comment above because of the similarity of my position to it. I suffered the same fate as this guy with a reputable MNC but unlike his I was @ my penultimate at the Uni when I applied to them with my OND some hw they found out I was in school going 4 a higher qualification and that was my interview for the day.

The Nigerian interviewer kept asking hw I wud feel if d company employs sb with a Beng as my Boss and I'd have to ans to him/her seeing that I will be having same qualification as my Boss. I explained but I guess it wasn't enuf and so the rigorous 3 stage recruitment ended @ d last stage for me.

I brought this up because I may be facing a similar challenge as I applied under OT in 2012 with nnpc but I nw have my Beng. To be clear on my question, should I keep this away from them huh

Hoping to read ur thoughts on this and thanks in advance.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 1:40pm On Feb 24, 2015
Guys I need ur help. I applied in 2012 with my ND but was in the Uni then. What would I tell the panel of interviewers if I'm asked what I've been doing since 2012 as I don't want to tell them I was in the uni partly because my honesty on this issue affected my chances with a top MNC in 2013. So from your experience what would be appropriate to tell them.
PoliticsRe: Now Tony Blair To Meet With President Jonathan After Meeting Buhari -vanguard by jorlons(m): 12:23pm On Feb 24, 2015
richybanky:
#smh can't believe dis is coming frm barcanista.. A well respected fellow!
when the guy defected to PDP camp I respected his decision but didn't expect him to act exactly like some annoying PDPians do.

It is very sad that the likes of ffk, fayose and others who should be in the police force utilizing their investigating skills to help the force finds themselves in rather important positions in the country wrecking havoc.
PoliticsRe: Now Tony Blair To Meet With President Jonathan After Meeting Buhari -vanguard by jorlons(m): 12:13pm On Feb 24, 2015
barcanista:
While APC took Buhari to meet Blaire, Mr Blaire is lobbying to see President Jonathan. This shows that the international community have seen the schemes of APC and are resolved to rather work with President Jonathan till 2019.
I'm very sure you saw the word ''hopes'' and you decided to substitute it with ''lobbying''. That's craftiness and you know its bad.

But I'll disregard it and take it that you're having fun.
PoliticsRe: PDP Lambast APC Over Location Of Buhari’s Interview by jorlons(m): 9:18am On Feb 24, 2015
naijanaso:
I pity your parents - that is if you have one. People who have parents hardly use the word Bast*rd for other people. I have already forgiven you. Time shall tell. Next time look for the meaning of the words you want to type before doing so.
I will still advise you to read articles and listen to news.
Don't pity them they're being well taken care of. Next time make your comments without having the feeling of correcting others just to suit your stance.

My opinion is very well founded which makes me doubt if you've lived in Nigeria for the past five years or better still, if you are a Nigerian.

You should do as you advised okay?? Okay bye.
PoliticsRe: PDP Lambast APC Over Location Of Buhari’s Interview by jorlons(m): 8:42am On Feb 24, 2015
dougivilla:
You are off topic dude and will not succeed in derailing the thread. What we all now know is that APC has used the six weeks extension to manufacture senseless lies. If you can't tell us why, is it not better you shut up. Abi na jazz them use for una?
1. First of all this thread is insignificant and totally meaningless.

2. Secondly, everybody knows PDP is the father of all LIARs not the DEVIL.

3. Thirdly, you lots are the thomases in society who may need anoda four years to clear the doubt other well meaning Nigerians have in this administration.

4. PDP founded LIES in Nigerian democracy in the year 1999, so if the ex-PDP chieftains who're now in APC are still caught in the lying habit well we all know who to point to afterall bad habits are not easy to shed.
PoliticsRe: PDP Lambast APC Over Location Of Buhari’s Interview by jorlons(m): 8:27am On Feb 24, 2015
naijanaso:
You should read news and articles...not to come here and open your basket mouth. If all the presidents we had especially Obasanjo and Buhari, had done what Jonathan is doing, Nigeria would have been standing tall.
You're pained because I exposed the wastefulness of your party PDP and ur master GEJ. This administration no doubt is one of the most wasteful if not the most wasteful both in time and resources.

























And lest I forget, you're a BASTaRD hope you know that huh
PoliticsRe: Ekitigate: Senator Obanikoro Confesses, Says Jonathan Sent Him by jorlons(m): 8:15am On Feb 24, 2015
ok
PoliticsRe: PDP Lambast APC Over Location Of Buhari’s Interview by jorlons(m):
Exactly how does discrediting APC wins more votes for PDP. Cause I wouldn't be so stupid to cast my vote for PDP neither will I advise anyone to do so.

Nigerians reason. PDP have had another six(6) weeks to bombard us with all Mr. Jonathan grin did all through his almost 6yrs in office, yet they've decided to WASTE it. Is it when they're given 4yrs that they'll perform MAGIC in the society ?? I bet you they'll WASTE it again.

PDP is a party of WASTE, a party with MISPLACED PRIORITIES, a pro-politician rather than pro-people party.

Vote wisely, vote out incompetence in leadership.
Vote out GEJ Vote in GMB/PYO

By the way why are GEJ's supporters not talking about sambo or does he bring shame to their camp.

Where is Samboribobo huh
PoliticsRe: MUST READ: President Jonathan: Nearing The End Of The Road? By Frisky Larr by jorlons(m): 11:10pm On Feb 23, 2015
I'm sure PDPians won't be interested in reading a brilliant piece as this or perhaps they're just as lazy as their master GEJ to do the simplest of things. They'd rather read gutter talks from their mentors such as fayose, FFK, BAsTArD, mockery and the list is endless. Smh



join hands to put an end to incompetent governance.
Vote GMB/PYO for a change.
PoliticsRe: Buhari In UK To Rest - Hajia Aishat Buhari by jorlons(m): 10:47pm On Feb 23, 2015
customized13:
God will surely punish those set of people trying to force an old, weak and uneducated man down our throats as president
And God will doubly punish those set of people trying to force an incompetent, failed, corrupt waste called GEJ on well meaning Nigerians.

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