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I know of a berra way of keeping warm........it involves two....male and female

You know the rest

Nneka123:
Not really, being it kinda my first time on this forum, it's bewildering to decipher anything here, oh well!

Yeah.... Welcome to Nairaland forum of chaos, fun and information.

Tighten that seat belt now... Ur ride on this forum is gonna get bumpy soon.....esp. when these fellas begin to awake

Rextayne:
where did you keep your brain?

in her tit

thaoriginator:
Cute couple I must say.. And you must agree.

i no go agree bros.... na force ...... But on a second thought chai chai the wife fine. She got me shouting.....

#Sai sai sai Buhari

Nneka123:
politics o

Hmmm quite chaotic and interesting right?? Just love it.

e too long na @Op haba

#Sai Buhari

walks out of thread angrily......slams door really hard

en warever if you don't I will, its too early, too cold plus I'm very tired and too sleepy to argue this early momo.

Seun...not you Osewa, kuti I'll deal with you larer till then....

#Sai Buhari 2019

Jonathan is not worth my insults... The same applies to d zombies he has as followers

Just imagine promising your father you will study hard to pass waec after failing 16 times.....

My father will say Ogbeni go and push truck

Abegi #Sai Buhari

*climbs to the altar and picks up d mic*

I have a special song to sing....
And it's dedicated to all PDP and its titled 'I've got my mind made up'

clears throat.....nepa takes light....

No sag no swag....

This thread is a drag....

#Signsoff

simplyjay

it's funny how many call Buhari the devil yet the association of witches and wizard endorsed Jonathan which leaves me wondering......

The worse and annoying part of Jonathan's administration is the lack of remorse they exhibit. An administration that has achieved much would not have time to be replying the opposition as they would be busy talking of their achievements but its sad PDP has no tangible achievement to talk of.

#Sai change

Kayczz:
More so, I was listening to GEJ speak on TV in Enugu yesterday and i couldn't quite fathom wat he meant when he said and I quote. '' how much did Jim Nwobodo stole!?? Money not enough to acquire a Peugeot saloon car and Buhari regime sent him to Jail''...so there&then, I stopped wondering why he pardoned alameiseiga, a man who embezzled almost enough money to buy the whole Peugeot company... indeed, change is what we need....

As in eh nothing more annoying than that sh8 he said. He has given his party members so much freehand to do and undo with the country's resources.

@berem thanks for your swift response to this nonsense post.

PDP has been playing the victims lately and they think they'll succeed. A Party that has PHD in destruction. For 16 solid yrs they've placed themselves in power and yet did nothing. Haba even life doesn't give ppl the much opportunities PDP has had to change this Nation yet they have nothing to show.

The painful part is GEJ, who decided 2 turn his back against the ppl who voted him into power and gave freehand to his party members who as maggots have eaten this country dry through her wounds (power, infrastructure etc).

Buhari may not be a saint entirely but he has the right set of ppl around him. I'm willing to risk my vote for him this time. let Jonathan go back home that is if d general doesn't send is ass to kirikiri.

#Sai buhari

Jonathan is clueless n then to make matters worse he surrounds himself with clueless highly corrupt niggas.

He is scared of losing because he won't be going back to otuoke like many say but his likely destination wud b kirikiri. That is why they've set aside 21billion to ensure they don't lose.

Dear God hw did we make this mistake?

coming from a president who cannot be specific of the exact road (e.g Benin/ore rd) his administration constructed or d additional megawatt added to the national grid after the privatisation of d power sector.

This clueless 1.d.1.o.t who said 'our children only saw trains on catoons but now we trains'

well mr. Clueless I can neva be ur child. Infact if where my dad I would disown u and if u still pester my life after dat I'll commit murder or suicide.

Mr. Clueless has to be d person with the worst case of dimentia. Somebody who says yes 2day and says no 2mao completely forgeting what he said b4.

Spending 21billion for campaign when ppl are dying in d north and don't b deceived things are not rosy in d south either.

**thinks ** I hv 2 start a thread so pdp supporters can give specific achievements of GEJ

husband of course......don't you know that it is very vital to having sex.......bobby alone can give u a boner.

they look cute 2geda....only that I expected d lady 2 do d pouting..anyways #zoomsoff2anodathread

Paretomaster:
Seriously must u always be rude in ur response?

Even if he doesn't know, can't u just tell him politely, many used d OMR sheet without knowing wat its called.

Haba won ge e lowo on boruka.

I am one of the many who didn't know the meaning but thanks to this thread and thanks to that guy's seemingly stupid question I do now.

kennygee:
Not these days o.

Nowadays, women want to do well for themselves.

After that, they can consider marriage.

There are even ladies out there who prefer to just have kids and remain single mums.

Right.... like linda ikeji.....#ifIhearusaydatagain

isokay

Simple just ask ur father.

Mehn they shudn't wait till after election as d election has its own fears

this will boost Apc's chances. if they were tactful enuf they wud go for Rotimi

Just imagine say hot purge hold u during sex and the girl u're knacking is d type that shines ur head 4 a while b4 allowing entrance into d chamber. what will u do? chai see one chance.

mancity surely going down.

conflicting news..... the same tweeter handle said they are still in the race.

UC something

AriDsexy:
I don't mind d money for the aeroplane though.

OMG baby I like u too much to give u dat kind of money; how will u sleep at night have u forgotten men of the night. if not for this factor i wud've wired the money sharperly to ur acct just ask Obama he knows I can what i don't mind though is taking u out

omanzo02:
Stop being deluded........How can okowa win without the support of the urhobos and jaws votes?.......urhobos are playing the kingmaker, if okowa get deluded he will be flushed out by the urhobos that still controls the state assembly......in all the biggest tribe still dictate policies directions.

U should be glad urhobos are playing all inclusive politics, it gives a sense of belonging to the smallest tribes, it should be encouraged.

mr big tribe don't tell me d urhobos are backing this guy with support cos i have an sms that proves odawise.... Nigeria will only move forward when people start seeing everyone as equal and not major/minor my little take on this.

AriDsexy:
I don't need an aeroplane,thanks.

are u sure?? what then do U need? love?? ah na wa o u can neva know what a woman wants.

Lady: How's ur underdog?
Guy: Very strong.