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Family › Re: Help! I Don't Know How To Tell My Wife That I Have Impregnated A Girl by jorlons(m): 8:25pm On Dec 09, 2014
Op eye don shook so te e no fit bear am again na him knack d errand girl akpako. with dis ur shook shook eye even if we advise u, the possiblility of knacking anoda girl akpako is high. my advice buy padlock 4 ur underdog n give ur wife d key 2 hold, dat is after she forgives u for this.
Politics › Re: At Last An Igbo Man Emerge The Next Governor Of Delta State- Ifeduba by jorlons(m): 8:19pm On Dec 09, 2014
Congrats in advance to Dr. ifeanyi Okowa. Delta state belongs to all not to some deluded group who think it's their birth right.
Family › Re: “I've Got 28Yrs Of Virginity To Pour Into One Woman”–Gaisebaba Shares Love Story by jorlons(m): 8:01pm On Dec 09, 2014
AriDsexy:
Thank u sir,I'll pass.
hmm baby but why... don't do this to me na I willi buy u aeloplane o biko nu...
Family › Re: “I've Got 28Yrs Of Virginity To Pour Into One Woman”–Gaisebaba Shares Love Story by jorlons(m): 3:00pm On Dec 09, 2014
AriDsexy:
I do not want an amateur,someone dt is skilled will be just fine.
I'm very skilled baby grin grin wanna try
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 2:48pm On Dec 09, 2014
Well all I can say in dis thread is that the fact that 70% think the answer is A or B doesn't make it A or B. PCL has the final say. if they decide to say G is the correct option deris nuffin u or anybody can do. if u want to learn from ur mistakes fine. But for the love of God stop insulting each other and trying to enforce ur answer as the right one. when u write exams with coys like Total or chevvy u wud agree with me that this nnpc test was sh**t load easy both in question n in timing.
Family › Re: “I've Got 28Yrs Of Virginity To Pour Into One Woman”–Gaisebaba Shares Love Story by jorlons(m): 2:28pm On Dec 09, 2014
Soon I will write a post on hw to verify topics like this one.....
Konji go don finish dat guy.........as for the wife hiahiahiahia i laugh in spanish cos na 40days and 40 nights u wan see so.
Anyways congrats to u guys.
Romance › Re: Our Pastor Sided Him For "Punishing Me After Marriage" by jorlons(m): 6:05pm On Dec 08, 2014
one question OP are u intending to become a writer because if u are u'd better start looking elsewhere because writing is definitely not for you plus this story is dogsh8t didn't need to read much before i knew.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 7:30pm On Dec 02, 2014
please for those who have received their hard copy letter; which courier service delivered it? Ur response will be helpful to others Tanx.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 7:14pm On Dec 02, 2014
niyno:
. Tanks pitoski, u must be a very nice guy. Am already sharing it with others @ love1521991@gmail.com check ur mail, I have sent to u
please could you help me out with whatever you've got jayxpress@gmail.com is my mail God bless and all the best.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by jorlons(m): 2:25am On Dec 02, 2014
please be kind to send to jayxpress@gmail.com. God bless and all the best.
Politics › Re: Senate Gives Obama's Admin 7-day Utimatum To Remove Nigeria From The Black List by jorlons(m): 4:00pm On Jan 06, 2010
Including Nigeria among the list of possible terror countries is simply a blame-shifting-method
the US is using. They do not want to appear weak in the eyes of the Americans.

Not withstanding, giving an alleged ultimatum is to me a joke from a joker (NASS).

should they have acted against the so-called blacklisting? I think yes. (You no go tell me say
because somebody big and grab, come gather power 4 body, say the person won beat your
sister nor be say she do anything you go come stand dey watch, even if you nor get power to
fight the person you go go find people or ur friends call).

should they have acted by giving ultimatum? convincingly no. Our leaders are suffering from ITK
we have intelligent diplomats that could help. But correct me if I am wrong; I know those ITK
will not consider consulting such persons with pedigree.

And then again this situation is sensitive, as time goes on and as the case develops will know Nigeria's
true friends (countries). AMERICA IS NOT ONE I CAN ASSURE THAT. Blacklisting is not a friendly act, it does
more harm than good, and if you truly are a friend you wouldn't want to cause harm to the person or thing
you are befriending.

Na God go save us from the hands of the Umars
Family › Re: How Well Can You Recognise Those Around You Through Their Voice by jorlons(op): 2:21pm On Jan 06, 2010
Well let me start by asking; Is this a gift thing or what, cause I can identify
everybody I have met before through their voice. This is strange cause in my
family I seem to be the only one perfect in doing this. All I need do is see that
person once and hear him/her speak. Hmm i think I have some powers grin grin grin
Family › How Well Can You Recognise Those Around You Through Their Voice by jorlons(op): 2:16pm On Jan 06, 2010
Naija, Nairalanders arise and speak or spoke grin How well can you recognise those around you
be it your family members, friends, enemies grin without having to look or see them face to face.
Romance › Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by jorlons(m): 1:04pm On Dec 29, 2009
You cannot claim to be quiet, It is those around you that will
point you out as a quiet guy or not.

I fall into the quiet category. Quietness can be acquired but at
a very early stage of a person's life. Quiet people also have more chances
of being made friends than loud persons (so to say), but a loud person can
always befriend someone else.

Loud people easily give out their trust to others which is not the case for the
quiet ones.

As a quiet guy I am able to study people's behaviour. It helps me with my relationship
with them.

Quiet people will only make a contribution in any discussion when necessary and important
contribution for that matter.

Till date I don't know why people love me so much but I thank God.

Find out quiet people usually have something that keeps them occupied.

Mine is art, listening to music, and computer.
Culture › Re: The Itsekiris. by jorlons(m): 3:00pm On Dec 15, 2009
@beaf

A mistake was made what do you want the descendants of those who made the mistake to do
gather themselves together and commit suicide or what.

Slavery was carried out by other tribes as well but the fact still remains that there is nothing
that can be done to change what is already done.

"How I wish Nigeria was developed. How I wish the tribes in Nigeria wasn't so much (400+). If only Nigeria
wasn't among the countries who dealed on slave tradings."

These were wishes I once thought of.

BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT NIGERIA IS DEVELOPING, HAS MORE THAN FOUR HUNDRED TRIBES, AND NIGERIA
DEALED ON SLAVE TRADE.

What am I saying? In as much as we the descendants of the Itsekiri tribe would like to erase the wrong that
was done. WE CAN'T.

SO I EXPECT EVERY TRIBE THAT SUFFERED FROM THIS SLAVE TRADE TO DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE ON.

I am tired of explaining to people about this issue.

To my fellow nairalanders. The itsekiri are great people.
Computers › Re: How Fast Can U Type by jorlons(m): 12:44pm On Dec 14, 2009
My typing speed is fast enough for me to do
whatever I want to do both online and offline,

But seeing some replies is making me to have a rethink.

I currently stand at 41-50WMP. I fluctuate in speed btw that range.

Test completed - here are your results:
Net Speed: 41 WPM
(words/minute)
Accuracy: 93%
Gross Speed: 44 WPM
(words/minute)
Print results
Start new test
Add typing test to Facebook
How much time do you spend typing daily? 30 minutes 1 hour 2 hours 3 hours 4 hours 5 hours

Since you have posted this topic wafijoe it has become a big deal to me. grin
Education › Does Anyone Know If Agbami Chevron Scholarship Application Form Is Out by jorlons(op): 12:21pm On Dec 14, 2009
Hello, nairalanders, Does anyone know if the application form for 2010 Chevron Agbami scholarship is out.

Please if you happen to have any infomation on this kindly reply

Your contribution or info will be deeply appreciated.
Phones › Re: MTN Data Modem Now N8,500 by jorlons(m): 4:15pm On Dec 10, 2009
The price is not the issue; the issue is will the modem perform. I have their so called modem
but every time I connect it to my laptop I hear an annoying sound after ten to twenty minutes when I have
just started to enjoy my surfing; that the SO CALLED MODEM CANNOT BE DETECTED. I don't know if I am the only
one but I am pissed because I have to reconnect every ten to twenty minutes continuously. AH! coupled with MTN's
connection time out problem. I think MTN should start looking to the direction of quality, Sincerely.
Phones › Re: Glo Free Calls Wat A Shame by jorlons(m): 3:47pm On Dec 10, 2009
Please don't blame Glo they couldn't survive the "SO CALLED LAUCHED PROMO"

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