₦airaland Forum

SycophanticGoat:
E won't work that way bro.. I'm always behind you. Lead and a nigger follows..

Well sycophants always have the habit of kissing peoples ass, so I see no reason why you should have problems with sucking your own dick, after all, its yours and all yours... So, after you.

cktheluckyman:
Oya come and remove Wike let us see. I support his rig and roast philosophy!!! Anyone who wants to die should come and rig on Saturday.

LMFAO. Then I suggest you keep mute and let PMB rule, since you can take this stance...

Yeye dey smell...

Let them name names... And to think nigerians actually thought Dasuki was the King Pin of thieves beats me.

SycophanticGoat:
I wouldn't mind furking myself but on the condition that you shove your dick in that loose enclave Mumuhary calls a mouth...

Well, since you have access to your dick and I don't have access to the president, I suggest you start fucking yourself immediately...

freecocoa:
Just imagine the nonsense.

One even quoted the bible against equal opportunity,do I blame him? All these nonsense of discriminating/ injustice to women probably started with the bible/quran.


Useless mofos.

So its not their fault, that's the way they're been wired, considering the fact that most if not all of them are christians and moslems.

cktheluckyman:
Look at how you reason!! So because the killings in Bornu and Benue has nothing to do with politics makes it better than that of Rivers state? How pathetic!!

Abeg go sidon jare.

LMFAO! But on the contrary, this isn't funny at all. I will say these students protesting got exactly what they deserve. From their placards, you will know their type.

Instead of heeding this protest, they should call the police on them so that they can give the six stroke of pankere. That's what they deserve. If they feel their future is one big joke... Then what else have we to say...

montezz:
Hmmm....let's put the past behind us and face tommorrow with hope. Missed u tho'

Alright. Missed you more... Who else in this godforsaken site understands me like you do? LOL.

Ama dedicate a poem to you tomorrow... And its titled "My Baby". LOL.

SycophanticGoat:
I was only looking for a volunteer before you came with GEJ palava.. That was why I referred you to go shove yours into GEJ's but since it seems GEJ irritates you, you might wanna consider volunteering to shove yours up Buhari's throat...

And I was looking for a volunteer to tell him to "go _"Bleep himself". hope you're not that volunteer though

cktheluckyman:
Are you ignorant of the present configuration of the Senate? Besides which justification will he give for declaring SOE in Rivers while Bornu and benue remain unaffected?

Bornu and Benue eh, I suppose the killing in those states have anything to do with politics and elections? And do kindly tell?

SycophanticGoat:
Cuz I ain't no gay bro.. You can go shove yours in his mouth if you so wish...

Well neither am I. But still, you're the one who first spoke about shoving a dick up the president's mouth... So over to you.

cktheluckyman:
Enough of this infantile threat about a state of emergency in Rivers state!! Buhari would never get the required 2/3 votes from the Senate needed to achieve that. Besides if SOE is to be considered Bornu and Benue should top the list not Rivers

Hmm, and hope you remember who hold the majority seat in the senate? Besides, how are you so sure? Are you a member of the senate for you to have this cryptic information?

montezz:
Hey! Long time no.... Hope u r fine sha?

My baby, oh my baby,
Thou have forsaken me so,
Whilst thou breaketh my heart,
And maketh it into a shad of stone.

Clerverly:
Way to go!

The Killings in Rivers State must stop...

Wike cannot go on Killing spree in the name of politics..

Do you have any evidence that Wike is behind this sporadic killings?...

SycophanticGoat:
Mouth action president...


Please someone should shove a dick in that loose mouth.. Where that resident Nairaland gay oh!

I wonder why you didn't shove a dick in Oga Jona's mouth when Boko Haram took our military for a ride eh?

Whoever is behind this violence should have it in mind that should the military be involved in this, they'll have no one but themselves to blame.

I will hate to see PMB declare a state of emergency in Rivers state, I will not tell well for the government of Rivers state, so Wike should wake up and act now...

Childhood dreams? I absolutely have non when I was a child. I was always busy fighting and causing mayhem to even think of having a childhood dream.

But alas, I have a very big dream now that I'm an adult....

Favolly:
Lol

The discos know that if everyone has prepaid meters, that's the end. Their businesses will shut down ni yen. Who will bear the cost of all that energy that Nigerians will be stealing daily?

Madam, what are you advocating?

darkenedrebel:
Bruce Lee barely acts. He does more of martial arts in his movies, & less dialogue.

But I'll go with Bruce Lee still. Martial Arts is discipline, and discipline is what I love more...

LuveU2:
Yea it does

I'll like to know how? Do kindly tell....

LuveU2:
Where are they at? You see average or below average guys forming cute

Hmm. Tell me, does being cute ever added a single penny to ones pocket, when that person isn't a model?

wristbangle:
emusmith, lovely post. Long time

I trust, na dis kind post you dey ever like.

Funny thing is, I'm single, and I definitely aint tired of being called single. In fact, I love it, and I don't do anyone of the listed. I even have many single friends who are just like me...

Well, hasty generalization and irrelevant conclusion seem to be the most committed fallacy of this age.

I mean, come to think of it, with the number of brothels springing up, left, right and centre, one would think this issue of rape should have been a thing that is unheard of.

I believe we now have more brothels than libraries in Nigeria, yet we still hear of rape cases... Or is it because its free

Bitterleafsoup:
You still have time to make a counter offer on my BP.

I give up. LOL.

darkenedrebel:
The show is very childish & idiötic. I can't even stand the annoying accent that cörny Lucifer stoogē speaks in. I doubt it'd make it past season 2.

Good lord. I know many who like it though... I've never been a fan of such series anyway. I believe the series are getting way too much these days...

Seen The Walking Dead?

Bitterleafsoup:
Are you from Awka? Original Umudim chick you know that place?

Umudim? I thought Umudim was in Orlu local government area of Imo state, close to Umuaka and Umudioka? Or am I mistaken?

darkenedrebel:
Totally wāck, don't waste your time watching it.

Yes. There is always a girl who the good guy/bad guy can't seem to read her mind despite being able to read everyone else's... Marvelous.

OZAOEKPE:
DEAD MORALS

Abegi! She should have showed us everything. Why is she even hiding her boobies and leaving us to imagine...

Bitterleafsoup:
Don't mind him you will love my Onubu. After you chop you go grow wings!

Chop and grow wings ke? Abeg oh, make dem no come call me winch oh. Lol.

Bitterleafsoup:
Jo even if those be small you still go chop and wipe mouth isn't it?

Kai. Dis babe don see me finish oh... LMAO.

Bitterleafsoup:
You never eat bitterleaf soup?? Chai!!!! You dey miss out on the real vitamins Onubu is aka Viagra for male and female.

You misunderstood me, I eat it plenty plenty.

SycophanticGoat:
Hmmm that's good, what else do you have in common with her...?

By the way, better carry your sexcapades go one side cuz me na only woman I dey discuss my own with...

Thank God.