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WebmastersRe: The Web Has Become Really Annoying by joseph1832(m): 12:06pm On May 30, 2015
omoelu1:
I am a "technophile" and I spend most of my time on my computer and online always doing one thing or the other, from watching videos, reading blogs to downloading stuffs.

However, in recent times, it has become really annoying for me when using the web and the reason is this: virtually all websites alive today are publishing ads.

Even though I have nothing against displaying ads on sites and blogs, it should however be done in such a way that it won't affect reader's experience.

Now, just hovering my my mouse or my finger(on my smartphone) over a site, a new tab will pop up redirecting me to an advert.
I am always having to close tabs and clicking a link twice to get anything done, I really wish there was something I could about it, honestly.

Is it that bloggers and site owners are this desperate to get money or they just enjoy infringing user's experience?

Source: http://sdktalks..com/2015/05/how-annoying-web-has-become_28.html?m=1
Ads bring money. Its as simple as that.
Poems For ReviewRe: Inner Truth by joseph1832(m): 12:04pm On May 30, 2015
Krystalxxx:
Oh Joseph! I'm sorry, I was just joking, but if it offended you I will not joke with you like that again. Sorry again.
It didn't sound like a joke Kris, I didn't see any humor in the said post. All the same, apology accepted.
Poems For ReviewRe: Inner Truth by joseph1832(m): 11:42am On May 30, 2015
Krystalxxx:
U dey craze? All these home base boys sef angry.....u wanna die?
Answer to your first question: YES!. Answer to your second question: We all die one day. And some people survive on the threshold of death.

And clearly you need to learn courtesy. And just so you know, I am not a boy.
Poems For ReviewRe: Inner Truth by joseph1832(m):
Krystalxxx:
A BED OF ROSES

Don't envy my bed of roses
My resting place full of conflicting poses
In it, I yearn for the strength of Moses
As the petals over my hopes, closes

You think the red of the petals is romantic
But it's a devils clowns antic
How many are carried away by the colour, red
Only to end up dead?

Roses have thorns,and so does this bed
They prick those that end up here,misled
I tried to warn you, I try to plead
Don't end up here, eyes looking like a black bead

I smile in the bed of roses.....
Because cryings futile,except a dead man's poses......

Blood is red, death is red.
Try not to end up in this bed
A bed made by oneself, a bed of doom,a bed for the dead.
In other words do not envy a man because he looks wealthy, for you know not how many holes he has under the sole of his shoe.

In other news, I'll gladly sleep on your bed of Roses. "Death is only the beginning". Its a path all living thing must walk. grin
PoliticsRe: Command Centre In Abuja To Relocate To Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 12:14am On May 30, 2015
martinosi:
By the Bolded Statement above i can tell you are living in a dream world...

The White House, the Central Command of the USA...Dammm dont let any American hear you say that "smh"
You should do your findings you who have too much sense before you come on social media and show just how much sense you have.

By the way, ever heard of something called The Situation Room or The PEOC?. Well I guess I'm living in a dream world, but you should know that dreams are compressed thoughts/experience embedded in our sub-conscious.

Well I believe I don't need to tell you that since you have too much sense!.
PoliticsRe: Command Centre In Abuja To Relocate To Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 5:13pm On May 29, 2015
martinosi:
The Relocation of your Central Command of Country to a Area that is
experiencing instability...Sometimes i wonder if people have any iota of sense
in their head....

Thats like moving the Pentagon in Washington to an area like Utah because
for example they are experiencing social unrest or a National Security threat...

come on man dont you people think.....
Don't compare things which you don't understand.

Even you who is full of sense should know that the central command of U.S is at the White House!.

The Pentagon only serve as the HQ of the armed forces of the U.S.

Indeed I believe you have too much sense.
PoliticsRe: Command Centre In Abuja To Relocate To Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 1:24pm On May 29, 2015
drnoel:
Thats if u call abuja north.
So which geo political zone is Abuja in?.
PoliticsRe: Command Centre In Abuja To Relocate To Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 1:18pm On May 29, 2015
drnoel:
U think so? I could also be a Greek gift that would come latter and bite us in the ass. When u move the military command to the north. What are u trying to tell us?
Where is the military command based before? Is it not in the same north?.
RomanceRe: How Long Can You Last On Bed by joseph1832(m): 1:04pm On May 29, 2015
tohpahz:
I can last All day..


Just doing different styles..
Lie on my back, on my side,my face.. everywhere grin





Mehn,sleep is sweet. cheesy
Is it sweeter than sex?. gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Command Centre In Abuja To Relocate To Maiduguri by joseph1832(m): 12:13pm On May 29, 2015
tejpot:
Its a happy day for us as the president just announced the relocation of the military command in Abuja to Maiduguri to combat Boko haram to a stall and rescue Chibok and other abducted girls.


What do you think?
That's where they should have been in the first place.

Its a welcome development.
PoliticsRe: I Belong To Everybody I Belong To Nobody by joseph1832(m): 12:10pm On May 29, 2015
A man for the people by the people and of the people. Not a man who satisfy the interest of a few selected individual.
PoliticsRe: Some Nigerians Are Not Happy GMB Ate At The Inauguration Dinner by joseph1832(m): 8:18am On May 29, 2015
valencia25:
A patriotic Nigerian shared this on facbook.
Most people felt GMB shouldn't have eaten while GEJ and others refused to touch their foods but trust Baba, he did justice to the food.

What are your thoughts?

Cc: OAM4J, Ikenna351, Afam4eva
They should go and sit down!. If GEJ and the rest didn't touch their food and baba did so what?.

Abeg make dem focus on beta mata like how we go take get 24hrs light and unlimited supply of petrol, na baba chop for dinner dem dey talk.
EducationRe: First Female To Become Oxford VC Breaks 800 Year Record. [PHOTO] by joseph1832(m): 7:27am On May 29, 2015
laykorn:
For the first time in 800 years, a woman is about to
be appointed as VC of Oxford University.

The University of Oxford is to appoint its first female
vice-chancellor since its records began nearly 800
years ago, after Prof Louise Richardson was
nominated for the university’s most senior office.
Richardson, currently the principal and vice-
chancellor of St Andrews University, is an expert on
the growth of terrorist movements.

She held a succession of high-profile positions at
Harvard until she was appointed to lead St Andrews
in 2009.

Students and staff hailed the nomination as a
momentous event in Oxford’s history.
Richardson, 56, told the Guardian she hoped her
nomination would inspire current and potential
female undergraduates.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3101212/Oxford-University-gets-female-vice-chancellor-founded-1230.html
Kudos to her. I love it when I see women who make giant strides in life, gives me enough reason to cheer and cherish them.
CelebritiesRe: WTH! See What Ladies Are Now Rocking In The Name Of Finger Nails Design by joseph1832(m): 9:02pm On May 28, 2015
FlirtyKaren:
It has got boobs, bum and a d**k! And it's called the #AmberRose, Would you rock them, ladies? shocked shocked shocked shocked grin

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/wth-see-what-ladies-are-now-rocking-in.html
Being fashionable doesn't mean being senseless.

They wear, fake hair, fake boobs, fake eye lids, fake eye lashes, fake butts, fake boobs, even their brain is fake!.

Later they're start labeling Denrele as crazy when they do far worse.
PoliticsRe: Recent Pic Of Buhari And Daughter by joseph1832(m): 7:35pm On May 28, 2015
Obiagelli:
His son.
He doesn't have a name?.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Day: Massob Leader Orders Close Down Of Markerts, Banks And School May 30 by joseph1832(m): 2:54pm On May 28, 2015
midolian:
cheesy I just dey mood today. Dem no dey allow person hear word. Any small thing, u go dey see biafra and by the time u check their location, u ll be shocked. Some of them are even based in the north. Abeg how do u intend to achieve "Biafra" when u are not even @ home? I swear the thing don tire me
Bros make me sidon dey look. Dem wey dey shout Biafra, by the time dem achieve am, that's if dem even achieve am, all of them wey dey outside the Biafra zone go begin pay for Visa, na dat time their eye go clear.

And I no say dem go wan claim West Africa, na dat time dey go come know say dem and Cameroun get many thing in common. grin.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Day: Massob Leader Orders Close Down Of Markerts, Banks And School May 30 by joseph1832(m): 2:24pm On May 28, 2015
midolian:
remember its biafra and not Nigeria..Banks and schools open on saturdays and sundays
Bros e be like say you like trouble true true oh... grin lol.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Different Types Of....... You May Encounter In Your Life Time by joseph1832(m): 2:01pm On May 28, 2015
Prettyvhickie:
This does'nt make sense
Why did you comment if it doesn't make sense? Or you're just trying to stylishly tell us that you've tasted them all. gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Fani- Kayode Shares New Photo Of His Girlfriend In A Swimming Pool by joseph1832(m): 1:54pm On May 28, 2015
lalasticlala:
This man is really in love ooo.


See the romantic words he keeps showering on her.

Mmmhh...


https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/602982018062909440
Pardon me, but what is romantic about the words there. Only a girl with stone for brain will call those words romantic because any fool with a penis can say them grin
PoliticsRe: Fani- Kayode Shares New Photo Of His Girlfriend In A Swimming Pool by joseph1832(m): 1:50pm On May 28, 2015
midolian:
All hail FFK..the slayer of igbo punnies...buh y ds guy like igbo babes like this sef?
LMFAO!!!. Guy shey na trouble you dey look for? gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Fani- Kayode Shares New Photo Of His Girlfriend In A Swimming Pool by joseph1832(m): 1:47pm On May 28, 2015
egift:
Jonathan's Campaign funds being judiciously used. grin grin grin grin grin
midolian:
All hail FFK..the slayer of igbo punnies...buh y ds guy like igbo babes like this sef?
Later, the educated illiterate will come on social media and tell us how he slept with this girl.

I wonder just how many sticks of dynamite some ladies need in their brains never to date a man who kiss and tell!.
Poems For ReviewRe: The World Has Gone - A Poem And A Brief Commentary by joseph1832(m): 1:41pm On May 28, 2015
laykorn:
Why do you think so? grin
Is that a rhetorical question?.
FamilyRe: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by joseph1832(m): 12:26pm On May 28, 2015
babyosisi:
What things should you keep

1. Things you know will shatter him emotionally
.for instance a woman,a friend's mom here was teaching me to cook native soup and told me some not so good things about my MIL,claiming she treated my FIL badly.I will be a fool to tell those things to my husband.The consequences will be far reaching so I will be taking that info,true or false to my grave.

2.Details of issues in your own birth family.
Believe me your hubby ain't telling you all of his
So don't go painting your siblings and parents in a terrible light.Some stories you must tell obviously but always leave some details that have to do with family integrity to yourself.Keep your parent's and family honor where necessary especially if you fear it may be used to taunt you as some immature men do[.

3 your infidelity ..
This is a controversial one,I believe in faithfulness ,let me make that clear first of all.Women being emotional beings feel the guilt of infidelity more than men.It is wrong to cheat,I will not condone it and by Gods grace will never .However,if you happen to err as humans often do and are remorseful, repent and confess to your God and take that secret to your grave. Revealing it can be disastrous and will serve no purpose.Just go and sin no more .If you are a habitual cheat,of course you should seek divorce rather than living in deception.
Are you now saying men are the only one who taunt their wives and women don't do such?.

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