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 Celebrities › Re: Jibola Oni (Lukas Podolski) Of Sports Radio 88.9 Brilla FM Is Dead. R.I.P by Josh316(m): 11:31am On Aug 25, 2011 |
he was just 27 yrs oldso sad, so young, We are losing all our young Blads this year, God help us, amen |
| Celebrities › Re: Jibola Oni (Lukas Podolski) Of Sports Radio 88.9 Brilla FM Is Dead. R.I.P by Josh316(m): 3:26am On Aug 25, 2011 |
Got the shocking news from a friend, he was one guy who really made me look forward to tuning in every 7am for sports news. Why do the good die young? (presuming he is young), RIP Jibola |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 12:20am On Aug 22, 2011 |
i'm leaving him to decide who he wants to date here, and exiting the threadTpia, abeg, are you a male, female or both?  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 11:44pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
Lol, can you imagine. Abeg face your market jare (Josh316) Grin Grin before tpia go snatch am from your hand. Deal with him well well abeg!! Grin Grin GrinNoooooo, leave Tpia out of this ooo!!! HE is not a girl, this is a girls ONLY vs Josh section,  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 11:43pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
^^^^ Id, WOW!!!! this is some serious ish!! oya, where are u let the beating commence Raggie dear, dont worry, i wont mind the knocks, hehehehe |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 11:28pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
Now all you girls let's leave him alone okHaba!!! na wah to u ooo!!! Look, the girls should NOT leave me alone naaa!! na wah oooo!! i'm ready for any girl, infact, let all the all d girls bash me jor!! Its been long a girl beat me and i wont mind another beating sha  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 11:03pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
hehehehee u dey fear , eyah goodnite sha SmileyNever fight women twice, might not live to enjoy the battle, Good night dear, ^^^^^Tpia, u spoiling for a fight?  |
| Politics › Re: Obj Vs Ibb: You’re An Ingrate, Fani- Kayode Tells Obasanjo by Josh316(m): 11:00pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
However we must put sentiment aside when looking at this issue. Whilst I do not subscribe to the view or accept the notion that the Obasanjo administration was a failure and that it did not achieve anythingLet me also put sentiments aside, Fani-Kayode, you're really a Pathetic excuse of a man, He should not even open his contraption he pretends is a mouth,  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:57pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
hmm, well now we've seen the so-called newbie is actually older than methuselah on this nl.Ok Tpia, I agreeS with you |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:56pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
i no greeeee oHehehehehehe!!! Ok, I agree with you, TOTALLY!! you are the ORIGINAL BADOSKY, |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:54pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grinhehehehehe!!!! Na u first shoot naaa, Ok, well done, Baa wahala kinji kwo? sai ngobe (means no problem, goodnight b4 u start season 2 of NL Beef  ) |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:28pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
My friend go and sleep! Haba!! I hope this is not how you fight with girls in your neighborhood. Don't be a wimp, ok? Cos if you want me to take you serious, I will. Meanwhile, what can you do about that your amala slash ponmo face?? Can one perform self-surgery?? You really need something done. NO, not just something. A whole LOT!! Yeye toto-cheeks Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin dont worry i'll soon do that, i know uv been eyeing my cheeks to munch, but dont get too excited oo! Cannibals are allergic to me o!! On a more serious note, nice thread. good to have met you. you battled like a MAN/WOMAN (dunno where to classify you now ) Have a nice week ahead and dont look for my trouble again else, |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:21pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
Lol.hehehehehe!! na so e dey pain am sha (do I call it a he or she? )Force ke? Never forced nuffin on u, I simply tried to enlighten your dark and ignorant mind that you are not half as important as you seem, if i did force my profession on you, NO APOLOGIES!! You could have forced yours on me but you couldnt cos you DONT HAVE ANY!! Damn!! my apologies!!! you do have one! LION(ESS) and DOUCHE-BAG of NL!!!! ok, I can see you are running out of nasty replies, means you are getting either weary or your daftness has gone into OVERDRIVE, Bedpans and stomachs? boring!!!!!! BORING!!! Please research before exposing your brain-damaged monkey knowledge here, U actually sound like a bedpan, Grow a dikc? come on, are u dat BORING now? come up with something better, stop telling us what you FAILED to do, |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:04pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
Just stay away from the medical profession, OK? Medicine is for folks who actually know what they're doing, not r3tards that look and talk like you!!*shaking my head in pity*, Quit hating APE-HEAD! you aint worth the hustle, just gave you some real quality NL time. Medicine is for serious peeps yeah, and trust me, even if dogs read medicine, you would NEVER EVER, come close. keep managing your NL degree. maybe one day you'd become famous. When you recover from your psychiatric condition, do kindly think of what to REALLY do with your sick and sorry mess you call a life, cos really U HAVE FAILED IN LIFE AND IN THIS ARGUMENT (if there was ever one). I know your type, Hyperchondriacs who are emboldened by the innocous annonymity of the internet to claim bull-shyte, but cannot even address a gathering of one year olds. same reason u had to change your gender. U keep talking about a pencil-sized dikc, cos u always had one before your transformation to a she-male. Please, STOP DIVULGING information on your recluseful and sick past! SIMPLY NOT FAZED by your Ape-antics. GO TO THE ZOO! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 9:52pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
hohoohoooooohoooohehehehehehe!!! See you!!! Calling me a failure, that was already your position from your first post. Well, only a monkey can recognise another monkey language, so KUDOS!! you have really proven you are a MONKEY, by the way, its IGBO, and i'm proud of it, not like you and your fake textbook searching misquoting and mis-spelling words, if English was banned, you'd be DUMB and DISABLED you keep highlighting words to try to be loud, but your persistent BRAINLESS IDIOCY & STUPIDITY dumbfounds even others. Ok, you've gotten your 2pages of fame, what you've NEVER had on NL, enjoy it now, but dont delude your self with your crass disillusions of your FAKE AND TARDY comments, they only speak of your troubled past, your horrible present, and your bleak future. Dont stop commenting, unless you recover from your incurable madness RAGdoll |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 9:37pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
hohoohooohooohoooo Grin Grin Grinawww, stop hating what you are not and cannot be, tortoise like u, why u no go laff? I know your first contact with a modern doctor was when u went for your transgender operation, i understand being a man really didnt suit ya, cos your weenie was insufficient to even pass for a clit. but thank goodness u are now a she-male, u didnt have to check the dictionary for buffoon, took u ages to even find out what check it i'm sure. Well, when your done ranting like the SELF-CONFESSED IMBECILIC slowpoke that you are, you can then let me know, cos then i could send you some serious help, Roots and herbs will do u no good, so accept your Moronic situation now before u start dancing Unclad on the streets (like i even care) Amu ochicha like u (unfortunately in this case, a roach really has more class than u do) |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 9:12pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
How a so-called man will know all this about va-gina is beyond me! Is that the surgery your gf did so her pus/sy can finally fit that your pinkie-finger manliness?? sorry eh, it will be well Grin Grin Grin Grinhehehehehehehe!!! if you were polite enough to ask, i'd have informed u before hand that u were privileged to be chatting wit a member of society who has the legal rights to cut peeps open and sign my name on bodies, i could relaly help u modify yours because i dont think the doctor who did yours did a good job, My gf's Pus/sy is so excellent, i couldnt ask for more anyway, dont get carried away yet, its not for free, thats if u even understand what a vaginoplasty is for. theres also a rhinoplasty for your ape-like nose and i could do more to make u more human, even MJ transformed from balck to white, hehehehe Let me know when you also need to carry out a brain transplant cos u really do require one as a matter of life and death!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 8:56pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
so na even textbook u dey copy from? shame,: You are a GOAT. I used it as an idiomatic expression, meaning my usual modus operandi (or should I use a simpler word for a TOTO brain like you) or style, of handling NL misfits like you has started to work! Gosh, now I know I was right, you are dumb! So you use big terms to look intelligent. CLOWN!!hahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!! I sure just hit a raw nerve yeah!!! Lousy HOMOsapien like ya, heheheheheheheh!!! stupidity is really your middle name dear, pity yourself dear, cos i'd deal with you fully when i deem it neccessary. meanwhyl, what are you doing? trying to modify your surgically transformed pus/sy? in case you dont know, no amount of vaginoplasty would make u a woman, an ape is always and would remain AN APE, QED! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 8:41pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
If I continue, I hope he won't run mad Tongue Tongue. Toto-brain can't understand simple English: YOU came here seeking attention, and I advised you, other people who have made impact here did so without opening a flipping thread to announce their arrival!!! Stop reading the dictionary to learn big words, instead, mix with people of class and know how to act!!!! Ponmo-cheeks!!!so na even textbook u dey copy from? shame, sucha shame!! ok, what is ponmo? is that all u eat at home? cos better people eat meat and fish and ur openly boasting about ur ponmo exploits, dey show urself for here, like the ignoramus that u are, u think i'll let u be? word of advice, stop telling us how u passed ur exams here (by copying from ur textbooks), its disgraceful and insulting to ur animal class to say the least (though i admire the fact that apes like u have finally found a way to read, very commendable). Like the itch in ur modified pus/sy, u cant wait for my replies cos thats the best company uv had in years, .lion Rat of NL |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 8:26pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
Keep dreaming about my sweet-tasting, tightly-muscled pus/sy, you just might get that toothpick between your cow laps to rise up for the first time since you were bornWOW!!! Muscled pus/sy? who stitched it up? cos your really getting sooo desperately boring. trust me, i work well on pus/sies, and yours doesnt even come close to being even a hole. your arse-hole would do better. if NL is your best achievement, then u are even worse than pathetic. like hell NL is an achievement. Check this out, this is where u feel like a lord (unfortunately) while your HUMAN mates are achieving greater things, u are tagging NL as an achievement. Such a Potato-head. and I know how bitter you feel, i wont say i feel sorry for u. u say i should go cry, see who's trying hard not to!! hehehe!! deadbeats is the best new word uv used through out this thread, keep it up, potty brain, it might soon become as wise as a dog's, hell even my girl friend's chihuahua has got more brain than you!! alright, u need attention, yeah, i've given it to ya, just dont think your famous on NL, peeps like 190 are more famous than u, so for once, stop farting with your mouth and just agree that u are one tiny weeny lil bit of inconvinience, Seriously, you are the only one here who has issues with a new person on NL, what happened to u? did u get molested as a toddler? sucha shame dude! simply say u dont understand what rectal or olfactory mean and FYI olfactory isnt ears, its NOSE, its not a crime to be IGNORANT like u are clearly displaying unless u want to give a fake attitude and claim to be a lion when we know u are simply a RAT, no, a mouse! (rats are bigger!), well, I'm happy i met a jackass no lifer like u, makes me appreciate how happy my life is I'm off to do what serious people do, that is work, hope u get one (outside NL) and also get some real education too, ape-like she-male like u |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 6:26pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
Meanwhile, i can see you keep highlighting every new word you've learnt here, kudos, i'm touching your life more positively than PDP, but dont stop there, try to learn some manners and take one good look at yourself in your mirror (if your mirror would even agree) and weep, weep and keep weeping cos your life has just been as meaningless as the words from that conniving saliva dripping sewage-filled orifice you call a mouth. i would even think you could fart from your mouth cos it smells WORSE than any shyte i've ever come across, cos you're a mutated mistake of a zygote. I bet even your mama was amazed at how she pulled that off!! Re/ctal wipe like you, |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 6:17pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
Lol, for a guy you sure cuss like a nerdy, rejected dumb-arse school girl!! Who taught you those yabs, your baby sister? Mr. man go and stick your finger-sized dikc into a pencil sharpener! My neighbor's pre-schooler daughter has more jab than you Grin Grin. Yes, TOTO is the order of the day, cos you sound like you NEVER get any! So I'll keep calling you TOTO-BRAIN till you can prove you've ever had some decent pu££y!!!hehehehehehehe!!! Just like a joke, you are revealing your life history and your foolishness on the net, Nerdy my Bottom, so if other human beings talk about pus/sy, u would open that contraption of an organ u call a mouth? u DONT have a Pus/sy. I BET U ARE a tranny female. Stop claiming the female gender, just go back to being the she/male that you were, would fit you better. I dont need to argue as to whether i've tasted a pus/sy, i've certainly tasted LOADS of them, so dont waste your jelly-yabs on toto, be more creative. i'd rather pop pills and die from them than taste your pus/sy cos that is worse than lethal injection. infact your pus/sy should be adopted for executions, Guess your dikc was once like a pencil before u became a tranny yeah? humour yourself with your misfortune, cos mine (which you wont see anyway cos your soooo G/A/Y) would make yours hang in shame, (weenie-mini), Meanwhile, Stop looking at your neighbours pre-school daughter you PAEDOPHILE PERV!!  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 5:08pm On Aug 21, 2011 |
Why are you so concerned with "stink"?? Was that the first thing that greeted you from that TOTO you were pushed out from at birth?? Lol, I like your guts. You should be given a high-five. In the face. With a chair! Then maybe you'll shut the heck up!! Now, go up to your room, put a pillow over your face, and throttle yourself!!English is really difficult for you to understand, my sincere condolences, Guess you think you've got lyrics or yabs, lemme inform you that your lines SUCK like hell, uv not said anything new, save for toto, which i now realise is the ONLY THING u learnt all your life. like i said before, your parents have wasted time even having s/ex to conceive u cos uv just become another reason arbortion should have been legalised in Nigeria, since uv persisted in your denial of ur olfactory disorder, then i'd have to leave u with ur stinking pus/sy, just dont get shocked when peeps keep away from you in church (thats if attend one) or at the market. Nuff said, you stink, and u are HOPELESS, HELPLESS AND USELESS, dont deceive yourself, go get help NOW!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 8:09pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
BLA BLA BLA, I ignored u ages ago, just giving u the best time of your life on NL, meanwhyl, that smell returned as soon as u commented. u must be a legend to be able to stink up the place by merely commenting, only God knows what would happen when u dare open up ur legs, your really in deep ish o!!! sort out that vaginosis fast. its making ur brain think weird thots like toto and dung, shitty thots if u ask me |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 11:29pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
repeat, you are a TOTO-brain. What ever you think that means is up to you Tongue Tongue.Is that all u know? i mean from birth till now, all you learnt through your sojourn through primary, secondary and even university was TOTO-brain? kai! CONJI don twist your mind! it seems your toto is really controlling u such that u have no other words except toto, pity, U could use other words like c/ock sucker, pus/sy wipe and even dead f@rt but i guess these words are tooo complicated for a Arrow like ya, my sympathies! and if u think im going away, lemme inform u that like that rotten smell in your pus/sy, i'm not going anywhere, go sort out that smell fast!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 8:46pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
You are talking to that thing that allowed you to crawl out from between her legs in the name of offspring. Taa! Your number of posts show you only log in to reply to my comments here. Word of advice: visit other topics, make contributions and show what you have up there. Then you can come and be blowing big grammar to me. Toto-brain!!Now you are getting there, keep jabbing like this and maybe u might just become more human, FYI, i didnt crawl out like you, i was push out, toto-brain shows all uv got in that sorry excuse of a skull is simply a mass of tissue, without synapses. You should be grateful you have someone responding to your irrelevant and senseless posts, albeit like a mad man being encouraged to speak and clear his troubled mind. I'm sorry on behalf of your family and all around you. You've simply been a waste of s/em/en, total WASTE, |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 5:14pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
See this one. You better ask somebody. I'm just messing with you. You know how a lioness toys with a mouse before she smashes it with her paws? You're not even worth eating up Grin Grin. If I handle you ehn, in fact. I won't even abuse you now. Just know, you are not worth the effort. Go and sleep ok?? M.U.M.U.Kai! Lion don suffer sha, to the extent that a guinea pig with loads of whiskers dey claim lioness, chai! delusion really runs high in NL sha, Word of advice, Stop laying allusions to yourself that smack of simple Illusions of a demented mind. Lions (and Lionesses) never lay claim, they act! either u just finished a course of Lonart or you simply have a case of Schizophrenia in which case i'd refer you to Yaba, its cheaper there, Lionesss kor, cat ni! |
| Politics › Re: Son Of Governor Arrested For Slapping A Colonel by Josh316(m): 11:35am On Aug 19, 2011 |
Kudos to the Military man, I just wonder why he didnt give him the executive treatment he would have given an ordinary citizen, hope he also bundled all the foolish aides to the barracks for proper discipline? STOOPEEED Idiots who see themselves as gods. One day Sn!pers will reign supreme, one day |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 11:28am On Aug 19, 2011 |
Will tell u later. Have fun.Its alright Blank, be cool, and have a lovely weekend yeah! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 11:24am On Aug 19, 2011 |
You're pathetic, ok. I'm not going to dignify your presence further with my attention. Enjoy your elementary existence!!!Oh, I'm sorry, u've just revealed how LAME your cerebral functions are, is pathetic ALL uv got? dude, your just a silly excuse for a human being, apes would be furious u exist in a different class as u would not even be considered as a servant in the Ape kingdom, so get over your unfortunate existence and stop trying to attach importance that u dont really deserve, SMH!!! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:56pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
from your profile picture, you clearly need Jesus, going by the juju stuff and also your ganja smoking demeanour.Tpia, u really need a shrink, cos u sound like uv got some form of OCD secondary to cerebral insufficiency |
| Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:23pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
@ poster, i know u.Blank, really? from where? |
