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Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:22pm On Aug 18, 2011
Hmm, spoken like a true established member of NL Angry Angry. Well, I'll take your word that you're not a fraud - cos if I should handle you like you deserve, your membership here will subside before you reach 20 posts Angry Angry Angry Angry. Anyway since you didn't mention names I'm assuming you're talking to your head!
Haha!!! unless u want a lyrical bomb to explode right in ur face, i'd kindly advise you to calmly welcome me and stop spoiling for war, cos my words will make u shoot urself in ur ****, so bring it on if uv got da b@llz,
Politics › Re: Augustus Aikhomu Is Dead by Josh316(m): 10:25pm On Aug 17, 2011
hmm! Ojukwu & Sam Loco gone,
now AIK.
RIP.
biko, na u kill ojukwu? mcheeeeewwww
Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:21pm On Aug 17, 2011
Hehehehe!! unfortunately, i am NOT an ex-member, but I've loved going through the posts on NL and i've decided to sacrifice some of my meaningful time to join this forum. if u dont believe me, here's what u can do:
1. Take a Safari trip to Maiduguri, I hear its fun
2. Go to any police station and start shouting BOKO Na RAM!!
3. When u hear UP NEPA!!!! rush to the nearest transformer to hug it in a fit of passion, angry
Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 8:22am On Aug 17, 2011
please accept Jesus in your life because you seem fetish and up to no good i'm sure.
I believe that wasn't meant for me? if it was, let me quickly remind you that Jesus said; "Not all who shout Lord! Lord! shall enter my Kingdom" Since you can judge others from a mile without actually seeing them, i suggest u URGENTLY NEED to get yourself PURGED of your fanatic disillusions about yourself and others becasue you dont sound any different from a Boko na Ram fanatic!
Nuff said! angry
Romance › Re: What Is The Problem With Nigerian Women For Heavens Sake by Josh316(m): 2:12am On Aug 17, 2011
I was wondering, why do Nigerian women have terrible physique and shape, nyash go one side, bosom go one side, body another side

They are not photogenic and when they take pics especially in groups all what i see is a replicate of the Late IDI- AMIN and amoeba Angry Angry

Looking at them, you get to see swollen bosom, swollen couch, swollen stomach and swollen nyash

their fellow white counter parts always have flat tummies, average bosom and Bottom

Im starting to think maybe Nigerian women stored all their wisdom in their arses just wondering

I might be wrong Huh
1. its Crotch not COUCH
2. U probably have been looking at only the English Uni girls in London. COme to Liverpool and see OROBO TOH AMOEBASTICALLY shaped white women,
3. Stop stereotyping man, doesnt speak well of your exposure. Naija Chics ROCK!!!!!
Culture › Re: Dress Like Africans In Western Countries? by Josh316(m): 2:05am On Aug 17, 2011
shocked
i wouldn't even wear african attire in africa. I hate it honestly, kinda odd comming from person like me but yea.
Dude, are you kiding me? (he's not seriously)
Romance › Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by Josh316(m): 2:00am On Aug 17, 2011
grin
Years back,I have tried d“i am an SS“twice, d first backfired;she insisted on bin wit me no mata wat.but d second worked lyk charm;d relationship bcam for fun,no strings attached,
Dat was den
wait till u jam a full blooded AA and then ur game will slap you back in the face, lol
Politics › Re: I Am Not In A Hurry To Die, Says Ojukwu by Josh316(m): 1:47am On Aug 17, 2011
Illeke, thats such a wicked thing to say u know
Nairaland General › Re: Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 1:37am On Aug 17, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin i'm Neither one of them,
Nairaland General › Newest Nlder by Josh316(op): 10:39pm On Aug 16, 2011
Hi Everyone, I'm glad to have joined this forum. I've been a big fan watching from the side lines, and i've decided to stop being a spectator and start being a contributor. Make no mistakes, i am going to be very nice, funny and when needed, be VERY BRUTAL like Al Mustapha, but overall, I'm delighted to join u guys. Meanwhile, English murderers, get ready for a Torrid time with me. Cheers folks

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