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SportsRe: Super Eagles FIFA Confederations Cup Squad! by Josh316(m): 11:13am On Jun 08, 2013
CFCfan: Fun facts:

*There are a total of 8 home-based players in the squad, and 4 uncapped players.

*Mikel Obi will be making his debut in a senior FIFA international tournament (Confed cup/World Cup)

*Nigeria is on a 17 game unbeaten run in competitive matches. The last loss in a competitive game was to Guinea in October 2010, in a 2012 AFCON qualifying match.
LIES!! MIKEL Played at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa
CareerRe: I'm Considering Leaving Medicine - Please Advise by Josh316(m): 3:07pm On Jun 05, 2013
annoymous: I'm a 25 yr old medical doctor who recently concluded the compulsory one year NYSC. I am not particularly happy with medicine and I think I only became a doctor due to family/environmental pressure. I have a fairly nicely paying job so it ain't about the pay.

I'm going for a Masters in Public Health this fall in a highly reputed university and am now thinking of starting over. write the SAT, and go back for a first degree in petroleum engineering.

I want a job I'll be happy doing for the rest of my life. better late than never, I guess. what are your thoughts? thanks a mil
From me, I'd say, go for your MPH, and you can leave core hospital work to pure public health work, with either NACA, FHI, Or any NGO dealing with public health (AIDS, TB, Malaria etc). That's what I did

Trust me, it will be faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr better than starting afresh.


DON'T LOSE HOPE LAD!!!!
HealthRe: Rivers State Has Highest HIV/AIDS Cases In Nigeria by Josh316(m): 4:49pm On Jun 03, 2013
This report is FALSE!!!! Benue REMAINS number one on the list. Infact the figures in Benue are still rising.
CrimeRe: Lagos Strip Club Collapses by Josh316(m): 2:48pm On May 28, 2013
One Phrase: ILLEGAL MODIFICATION....

The before and after pics show the building must have had the pent house illegally constructed.
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-kayode Dumps PDP For APC by Josh316(m): 10:54am On May 28, 2013
WAIT O!!!

APC accepted the mad man nihuh Are they now Psychiatrists toohuh shocked
PoliticsRe: Michael Adeboloja 'Mujahid' - One Of Woolwich Attackers Is A British-Nigerian? by Josh316(m): 11:52pm On May 22, 2013
HE IS BRITISH!!!!! SHIKENA!!! They shouldn't even think of adding that Nigerian tag to justify the depraved action... huh
PoliticsRe: Obama Skips Nigeria In His Africa Visit by Josh316(m): 11:01am On May 21, 2013
It's all good! I mean, it's not by force that Obama must like us or visit us, the same way we mustn't like the US. We should open our doors WIDE enough for Russia and China as a defiant way of telling the US, "You don't care about us, we don't care about you". The Russians and Chinese might not be better but they sure give the Americans some palpitations grin
Foreign AffairsRe: . by Josh316(m): 11:08am On May 20, 2013
Nna bros! I am immediately sending five 40ft containers with tissue paper straight to Venezuela! There is money to be made biko!!!! grin grin
PoliticsRe: Victim Of 2012 Crash Shuts Dana Office by Josh316(m): 10:45am On May 09, 2013
Who is this Corporal Giwa Mohammed? He seems mentally unfit to be in the police force and should be fired sharply! Assaulting two people within the same vicinity? Haba!!!
IslamRe: MEND Threatens To Bomb Mosques & Assasinate Imams by Josh316(m): 8:58pm On Apr 14, 2013
Na laptop MEND dey bark.... Complete fools wey just dey haphazardly confused! 1st they claimed to have killed the 12 policemen in Bayelsa but events have proven them as stupid opportunists seeking relevance or as a fake one-man laptop crew seeking to make MEND look fearful.

Why did they wait all this while to attack mosques and kill Imams? Hopeless cows without brains.
FamilyRe: Do Married Men Go Home After Work? by Josh316(m): 1:29pm On Apr 12, 2013
Yes, I go home to LASH my wifey wink grin

Its what my doctor ordered grin
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph's "Dog Bite" Tattoo by Josh316(m): 11:22am On Apr 12, 2013
Well, its what we call A KELOID SCAR. This is as a result of the trauma of the tattoo needle on her arm and from the looks of it, she is predisposed to keloids. Its unfortunate she cannot do anything to ameliorate the situation as further surgical intervention will lead to bigger unsightly scars.
PoliticsRe: Illegal Police Roadblocks Have Returned by Josh316(m): 11:38am On Apr 11, 2013
At Night in Abuja, they go to hidden corners to set up roadblocks. The Rubbish Tinted order is just a new means of fattening their pockets and does not add any security value.

In 2010, I had to carry plain clothed policemen in my dad's vehicle once on a search when i had my car stolen from church, and it was NOT TINTED, yet these men were fully armed and this was on a Sunday afternoon. We got to a checkpoint far away from their zone and we were simply waved past! Note that they DIDN'T recognize any of the policemen o! And we had 4 AK-47 rifles in the car. We could as well have been armed robbers on a mission!

How many of the suicide bombers from the haramites operated with tinted vehicles? Even Kidnappers don't give a damn! The tinted order is an excuse to start harassing innocent Nigerians and make cool cash
CelebritiesRe: "I Used To Sell Nkwobi And Pepper-Soup"- Omawumi by Josh316(m): 9:56am On Apr 10, 2013
Channels TV again?? Hope they didn't ask her about the website of the Nkwobi and Peppersoup Union grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: APC-Merger: ANPP Members Call For Suspension by Josh316(m): 12:22pm On Apr 05, 2013
wales: Why is that south east always find a way to destroy anything good? Yet, when they get abandoned, they start crying Igbo hatred. Na waaa.
One Word to describe you.............. M0RON!
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Chinedu 'Aki' Ikedieze & His Wife Nneoma by Josh316(m): 10:52pm On Mar 22, 2013
double08: This guy
exhumes
confidence,you can see that by just looking at the pictures,there is more to being a man than just been tall eg money and self confidence and we all know he's got them both
Bros, when did confidence DIEhuh? How come dem no announce am? grin grin grin
NYSCRe: Marrying Someone You Met At NYSC Camp: Is It Advisable? by Josh316(m): 10:49pm On Mar 22, 2013
Well.... I met my wife during our NYSC camp period... grin
NYSCRe: NYSC To Train Corpers In Martial Arts by Josh316(m): 7:23pm On Mar 21, 2013
Kung fu+ taekwondo VS AK-47..... grin grin grin

I DON'T SEE IT ENDING WELL... tongue
CareerRe: Aero Contractors Sacks 95% Of Workers (with Pictures Of Staff Protest Today) by Josh316(m): 9:35pm On Mar 18, 2013
This is how it starts and before you knw it, we have an air-disaster in our land... This NEVER ends well for the passengers up in the sky...

Its time Ibru or Aero goes before we mourn again huh
PoliticsRe: Train Ride From Lagos To Kano (live Blogging)- Premium Times by Josh316(m): 5:47pm On Mar 15, 2013
The journey averages[b]33hours[/b] and, like the other major train routes in Nigeria, has witnessed an impressive patronage since it began last December.
CHINEKE NNA!!! OLORUN MAJE!!!! WHAAAAAATTTTThuhhuhhuhhuhhuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by Josh316(m): 2:14pm On Mar 15, 2013
This is the reason Many Nigerians will keep dying of high blood pressure. A man comes on air and makes a complete bufoonery of himself and we make a complete joke out of it and its biting some peoplehuh Heck, we can't even laugh away our sorrows since we can't fight 'THOSE AT THE TOP' and not get some heeediot sermonizing and posturinghuh? GO TO HELL!!! WE HAVE A RIGHT TO LAUGH! IT WILL NOT STOP THE CORRUPTION BUT WILL SURELY MAKE US FEEL PSYCHOLOGICALLY BETTER

OP, please, try getting a serious sense of humour
TravelRe: 3 Killed In Multiple Accidents On Abuja-Nyanya Road by Josh316(m): 12:48pm On Mar 13, 2013
People like to attribute EVERY road traffic accident to bad roads.
Let me inform you, 80% of the roads in Abuja are VERY GOOD! The major problem people are keen to ignore is the attitude of drivers! You see people trying to drive like F1 drivers all because of the good roads. Even on the inter-state highways, you see all sorts of driving habits that make you cringe. Close shaves by drivers who barely survive stupid manoeuvrings! Then you see a road riddled with potholes and drivers still maintaining a deadly speed of 120km/hr all because they want to beat time or because they feel they know the road. What do we see? Unnecessary road crashes and unnecessary loss of lives.
I bet this truck driver knew his brakes weren't sharp and ignored it because he was plainly ignorant (which is a key issue with many if not most truck drivers) or just greedy and didn't want to spend money repairing the brake system cos of the returns he had to make.

The Govt of Nigeria has failed in instituting a proper road safety policy which addresses the key issue of articulated vehicles and their road worthiness. All sorts of metals with wheels are allowed to roam our roads and streets in the name of trucks and trailers, ending up as tragedies waiting patiently to happen
FamilyRe: Two Missing Kids Found Dead In Lagos by Josh316(m): 11:41pm On Mar 05, 2013
lets consider this:

the car has a central lock system but one door (usually the rear door) doesn't lock with the rest and the owner doesn't take note and the car has been parked for long. then to add to it, someone had accidentally triggered the child lock on the same side. now these two kids casually try to open all doors while playing or one of them walks to the door and draws the handle and it opens and he calls his mate and they both enter. now the door shuts close and then they try to open it after a while and the child lock is activated and the handle refuses to work. add to the fact that harmattan dust had covered the car so, it would be difficult to look inside it casually. not that anyone thinks they are inside. and they die from suffocation. its very possible and it is a freak accident


OR MAYBE SOMEONE KILLED THEM AND DUMPED THEM THERE TOO

RIP KIDS
NYSCRe: I Lost My Call Up Letter 15mins After Collection-pls Advice by Josh316(m): 4:19pm On Mar 04, 2013
it was such and horrible experience when i found out that my call up letter has fel off 4rm my other documents on my way home 15mins afta i left the office where i collectd it
grin
Bros this is EXACTLY the reason your call up letter fell off!!!

Your Gbagaun KILLED it!!! grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Kwara Police Commissioner Killed In Enugu by Josh316(m): 10:48am On Mar 04, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju][b]Answers:

1. Everybody would have known he was in town because I am almost dead certain he rode into town with an escort and sirens blaring.

2. By virtue of his status as a Police commissioner automatically makes him a politician. He prolly was also into village politics as well. A lot of folks would want him dead.

3. In Nigeria, you can buy an AK-47 from the streets for as little as 50 - 100 thousand Naira.

4. He was prolly being followed and monitored. A reflection of poor training. Nigerias answer to insecurity is brute force in numbers which really isn't all that wise. If he had an unmarked vehicle in his convoy that was trailing him, they would have spotted those guys faster. Every time I see a convoy go past me, I laugh because it's so easy to attack them and get the upper hand especially with those AK 47s which are not very effective in close quarter combat. If his orderly had a pistol, he would have been able to manuever inside that vehicle and return fire easier than he would with a big rifle inside that confined space.

5. Everybody in his community would know where he lives. That's a no brainier.


In summary, the Nigerian Police needs to be retrained. Those AK-47s should only be carried by a special unit (e.g our SWAT unit). Inside a car, an AK-47 is not easy to manuever. A pistol in the hands of a well trained officer is deadlier than an AK47 in the hands of a thug. Moving in a convoy with flashing lights dosent necessarily mean that ou are safe. A special team of officers in an unmarked vehicle following a distance behind would be more effective as they would spot a trailing vehicle faster and move to intercept. Our entire security structure needs to be revisited. It rather sad. He was killed in front of his gate. He had a unit of heavily armed officers inside his house who didn't respond, despite hearing what I am sure would have sporadic gun shots just outside the gate. By the time they responded, the assailants had enough time to kill the commissioner, shoot up his orderly, ransack the vehicle and take the orderlies weapon and then get into their vehicle and drive away. That shows gross incompetence. It's a sad case, but I am not surprised. I have always said that a well coordinated unit of armed robbers would be able to enter the central bank and get away easily.

This is indeed a sad sad case. We really are at the mercies of men of the underworld in this nation.
[/b][/quote]Well said but there is a problem.... He wasn't in his convoy when he was shot. He was riding in his personal car but with his Police driver and orderly who went out with him. The convoy were already at his house as he had arrived hours earlier. Now the issue is that he had a visitor (a Barrister) and the question is WHY DID HE HAVE TO ESCORT THE BARRISTER HOME? He could have sent his driver to drop off the visitor as he did not have any reason to follow the visitor out. The only explanation could be that the visitor coaxed him into following him so as to lure him away from his security details knowing the man would not want to draw too much attention at that time of the night. Unfortunately, someone gave away his location and was ready for him as he approached his house.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Attack Army Barrack In Maiduguri by Josh316(m): 9:54pm On Mar 03, 2013
For me, this is good news! Now that She(cow)kau has reiterated that he is not declaring a ceasefire, GEJ should unleash the full arsenal of the NigArmy on the bastards parading as terrorists.

I'd personally like to see this bastard she(cow)kau skinned alive while crying like a pus.s.y angry
PoliticsRe: Kwara Police Commissioner Killed In Enugu by Josh316(m): 9:50pm On Mar 03, 2013
Jesuspikin87: You noticed a bus trailing ur car and what u cud do was drive into ur own street.
How did u become a commissionerhuh? I mean, He should know better.
How did you get to learn how to type? Was it the commissioner driving or his driver? who do you think told the story? It was his driver! The driver could be blamed for being slow but the time between noticing the bus trailing them and the attack was too short.

You should learn to question objectively and not like a motor-park tout.
PoliticsRe: Kwara Police Commissioner Killed In Enugu by Josh316(m): 9:36pm On Mar 03, 2013
LeJeun3: So sad! May the family be consoled.

However, from the story, they noticed they were being trailed, did they call for backup? When the shots were fired the official convoy were sleeping? I find it so hard to believe that after catchin up to him 100m from his house they still escaped.

Merde, je m'enfou!
It wasn't his convoy, it was his personal car. He left his retinue of guards and went with his orderly and driver. They were double crossed very close to his house. Means somebody gave away some info about his movements. Such a shocking death from a fine man, very nice and peaceful... Lost a nice inlaw today... RIP SIR
EducationRe: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by Josh316(m): 7:08pm On Feb 21, 2013
Rooneyboy: Blood of God !

Are u for real huh
What set huh
I left from Primary 5A in 1994. Mr Tandoh's class
EducationRe: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by Josh316(m): 2:47pm On Feb 21, 2013
I REP:
Nazareth Primary School Festac Town, Lagos
Federal Government College Okigwe, Imo JS1-JS3
Federal Government College Minna, Niger SS1-SS3
Abia State University, Uturu
University of Liverpool (MPH)grin

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