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 Education › Re: Soldiers Flog Abuja University Students Out Of Hostel by Josh316(m): 2:01pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
Well, its sad that our Nigerian Army has been reduced to the level of mere security men... Whatever happened to ALUTA? What happened to Soldiers and Police being banned from campuses? NANS, should ensure this VC is removed and students gain their respect, while our Army boys should be shipped to Gaza, Mali and Sudan since they're jobless. Any Army commander that authorises the use of his platoon for this type of nonsense should be imprisoned in a guard room for 3months. its barbaric!! 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was Born Years Earlier Than Thought. - Pope by Josh316(m): 9:46am On Nov 22, 2012 |
Lemme ask a pertinent Question: WHO MADE THE DAY AND NIGHT  ? The devil or GODIf its God, what is wrong with substituting the day which people used as a route to hell via pagan worship to worshiping he who made the day and night and owns all? If Making these people become christians by celebrating God on a day that used to be for celebrating the devil, then i see it as a VICTORY (chancing if you like) over evil. We use Monday tuesday e.t.c everyday, yet these are related to pagan gods. if thou art not a hypocrite, PLEASE DONT USE THESE DAYS, CREATE YOUR OWN DAYS OF THE WEEK 5 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Ra.pe Newly Wed In Ogun by Josh316(m): 1:13pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
One day, the Normadic Fulanis will wake up to the gruesome discovery that they have become victims of a retaliatory genocide due to their excesses. From Ogun to Enugu, to Kogi, to Plateau, to Nassarawa, Taraba to Rivers, and other places, the complaint is the same! They rob, rape and trespass... They should buy up a large expanse of land and rear their cattle there else, we might start discussing another bloodshed. Its no more mere coincidence that the complaints are similar. Something needs to be done to prevent future bloodshed |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Roberto Di Matteo Sacked by Josh316(op): 10:42am On Nov 21, 2012 |
Chelsea have parted company this morning with Roberto Di Matteo... 8 managers in 9years... Abramovich has finally lost it... The Job of Chelsea gaffer has officially become a part-time job Sad Sad much |
| Celebrities › Re: Kate Middleton Returns Kim Kardashian's Freebie Dresses by Josh316(m): 4:55pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
The reality star and her famous sisters recently launched a fashion collection at Dorothy Perkins, and reportedly  |
| Food › Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Josh316(m): 1:42pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Sagytarius: Beyond the oesophagus, the walls of the digestive tracks are so thick and can withstand sharp objects.Not quite bro... the small intestine is also quite vulnerable as it squeezes to extract nutrients from food materials. it can squeeze and the pin could have pierced it leading to intestinal perforation with profound abdominal sepsis and Severe peritonitis. Death could have resulted eventually. That young man was quite lucky especially as a young boy, his gut would be very brittle and could easily have been perforated 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Soldier Filmed Colleagues Killing Captives In Maiduguri – Report by Josh316(m): 11:22pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/video/video-shows-nigerian-troops-shooting-220029739.html now this is proof... shocking... |
| Politics › Re: Soldier Filmed Colleagues Killing Captives In Maiduguri – Report by Josh316(m): 5:29pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
Three pages of Comments and accusations and NOT ONE link to the video... follow follow!!! Let us stop being gullible and show us some footage! even the Aluu crime and the killings in Maiduguri during the Boko haram part one had evidence! show us this video gadddammit!!! |
| Politics › Re: Mad Man’ Strayed Into Lagos Airport Runway by Josh316(m): 10:43pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Eye witness account disclosed that the pilot of the aircraft was afraid that the man might walk farther towards the engine of the aircraft and he would be sucked in and roasted, so he quickly switched off the engine of the plane, sustaining the system of the aircraft, including the air conditioning with auxiliary power unit (APU).Now either this is APRIL FOOL in November or this writer is confabulating! Apparently, the engine of a plane is not something that you switch off like the engine of a car, it takes up to 10 step (or more) but even at that, the engine would still have enough suction power to suck the man into it. These fake stories are beginning to make me see some people as really jobless and jokers |
| Culture › Re: Igbo learning thread + Translator by Josh316(m): 9:08pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:hahahahahaha! I know right  |
| Education › Re: Free Tertiary Education Kicks-Off In Imo State by Josh316(m): 4:02pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Here comes the Complete Brokeness of Imo by 2015... Really, while on the short term it might seem populist and wonderful, it really will NOT address the core issue with Education in Imo. Economically, even the US doesn't give that much freebies when it comes to education but they encourage student loans. People might attack me for being objective but this is NOT a good policy. |
| Politics › Re: Happy Birthday To Prof Chinua Achebe by Josh316(m): 3:49pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
CyberG: Useless senile bigoted loser!Obviously giving Nairaland an AUTOBIOGRAPHY of your self.... P I T Y 4 Likes |
| Culture › Re: Igbo learning thread + Translator by Josh316(m): 1:14pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Idowuogbo, hope you are paying RAPT Attention |
| Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Greatest Fear? by Josh316(m): 11:57am On Nov 15, 2012 |
Fuel queues!!!! I have a phobia for queuing for fuel... |
| TV/Movies › Re: Why Hasn't Gulder Ultimate Search Been Hosted In The North? by Josh316(m): 11:14am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Abujabir24: @op i can see you mentioned Plateau state here. is dat not in the north? by the way, last time i checked, gulder is alcohol, so we muslims are prohibited to do any thing related to alcohol. weather buy or do business with their companies. so its not a welcomed idea. even the companies know it. Plateau is north but the christians are in control of it. By the way, pls is alcohol not forbidden in christianity?No, Alcohol is not forbidden... 1. Jesus turned Water into wine (not eva, but real wine) 2. A section of the bible says drink a little wine for the stomach (emphasis on little) 3. Drunkenness is abhorred as well as Gluttony. 2 Likes |
| Car Talk › Re: Your Experience With Near Death Car Crashes by Josh316(m): 10:08pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Abujafood: Hi All,My friend, so you are one of those silly drivers who reverse on an expressway in Abuja abi? Make sure you learn your lesson and thank God you didn't become another statistic of careless driving... Congrats! |
| Crime › Re: Aftermath Of Robbery Attack On Lekki Neighborhood In Lagos by Josh316(m): 9:10pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
[quote author=Area_boy]What's the story behind the attack? were they successful? was anyone killed? I see a police armoured van there, does it mean the police confronted them? if so what happened? what is he supposed to do really? you guys go on and on about forensics too much and fail to realise a database must first be established before any sort of forensic investigation can yield anything. Bring the FBI to investigate this crime scene and all they can tell you is what happened. With 150+million people and no finger print database what use is finger print?  [/quote]Yes there is no database, but common sense (lacking in the police force anyways) should suggest that someone would have loaded that bullet into a cartridge and when suspects are eventually arrested, their fingerprints could be compared with that on the shell casing to implicate or exonerate them... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Achebe's Book Is "Fictitous, Full Of Lies" - Ozodi Thomas Osuji by Josh316(m): 1:18am On Nov 11, 2012 |
Again the RETARDED Tribalists will come out to display their complete LACK of IQ on this page. Many of them haven't even seen the cover, talk more of reading the book, hence cannot make a valid argument without being insulting or showing a complete sense of critical analysis... The Man called Osuji has been known to be an opportunistic glory seeker, like an opportunistic infection in an AIDS victim. He has not written ONE book about the Civil war...NOT ONE!!! Even the hated OBJ despite not being a graduate at that time has written his own memoirs of the war. We can choose to insult Achebe from now till eternity, and infact i believe many people here jerk off on insulting Igbos, but the truth remains, it is HIS side of the story, his OWN book. If there is a contrary view, WRITE YOUR OWN BOOK OR SHUT UP! I'm beginning to see why we won't develop as a nation when those who we believe are meant to be our future leaders are behaving like animals... Its not about Igbos or Yorubas or Hausas, damn! it's about a war that took lives and many decisions on both sides were wrong! Treaties were made and broken! It's about ensuring that come what may, it doesn't repeat itself again. Osuji can present a grandiose article ridiculing what he can NEVER become but all of us here on Nairaland should learn to respect opinions and criticize constructively and stop this useless retarded tribal war. The Moderators in their bid to raise traffic seem to encourage this foolishness and i don't blame them... they might well be as retarded too 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Will Soon Be History – Jonathan by Josh316(m): 11:57pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
*In Steve Orosanye's Voice* AND SO WHAT IF THE PRESIDENT SAID SO |
| Crime › Re: ANSU Student Beaten-up For Multiple Crimes by Josh316(m): 1:07pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Please, since when did Anti-cult start carrying guns NOw we know where the real robbers come from! haba!!! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Dr Fireman Poster On All Hot Girls In Lagos by Josh316(m): 11:48am On Nov 08, 2012 |
its either the poster is from another planet that he hasn't seen this poster all these months or Nairaland is so dry and boring that some silly mod decided to dig up old stale gist... LUBBISH!! |
| Politics › Re: "Police Is Your Friend And Bail Is Free", How True? by Josh316(m): 9:31pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
The Police is Your friend... It doesn't mean if you offend your friend Him no go brush you... na 'FRIENDLY BRUSHING' Bail is free... Na the handcuffs, cell space and the petrol you dey pay for, afterall, dem no talk say the cell accommodation na free... So you see, the police no talk lie |
| NYSC › Re: A thread for corpers posted to Zamfara by Josh316(m): 9:16pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
onyekabe: dear friend the same vehicle going to sokoto will stop at Tsafe the orientation camp before moving to sokoto. you must not fail to take your menigitis injection very very important cos ZM state is very HOThurt 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Congratulates Obasanjo On New Appointment by Josh316(m): 7:16pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
let him TRY to even loot the funds... he will then 'SERVE' like Ibori |
| Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Gives Conditions For Cease Fire.. . . . by Josh316(m): 6:49pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
omicron: Not cease fireceasefire... correct |
| Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Gives Conditions For Cease Fire.. . . . by Josh316(m): 6:47pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
CEASE FIRE not sieze fire |
| Politics › Re: Ajimobi’s Wife Arrested In The UK For Money Laundering by Josh316(m): 6:23pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
In addition, she has appropriated the State Action Committee on AIDS (SACA), which was hitherto under the purview of the Ministry of Health to her office and through this, she is sitting upon the $15million-Dollar World Bank funds released early this year for the control of AIDS in the state.Now, thats a BIG LIE... All SACA funds from the world bank pass through NACA and are rigorously vetted before a dime is released and even at that, the processes for the retirement of funds is another matter becasue the world bank is a stingy body... generously stingy... And please before you attack me for punching holes in this story, I'm Not even Yoruba, I'm Igbo... This story has many K-legs |
| NYSC › Re: Should NYSC Stop Including Phone Numbers Of Corpers In The Year book? by Josh316(m): 5:44pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
No be once or twice dem don try the nonsense with me. However, I felt uneasy and while pretending to be so friendly with the scammers, i cut the call... its even worse with weddings. After my wedding, some scammers picked up my IV which had my number for RSVP on it and started acting like they were my in-laws and tried to dupe me again but failed. they failed because I applied common sense and was careful to not jump into the offer. Sadly, many people so traumatized by job hunting and the perverse unemployment rate in the land jump to become mugus in the hands of others. even if NYSC decides to remove all numbers from the yearbook, other means of getting your number will continue to exist. Does it mean we all have to stop using phones then? Its all about using common sense to answer all calls and have a high sense of suspicion for strange numbers. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Appoints Archbishop John Onaiyekan, 5 Others As Cardinals by Josh316(m): 11:39pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Logicboy03: On sunday, you will go and receive holy communion, forgetting the fact that you have the abusive mouth of an agbero.And you who have become God, congrats!! you sound like a Manshawo! PU.SS.Y Face!! if you aint got anything SENSIBLE to say, just PASS quietly, dunce! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Appoints Archbishop John Onaiyekan, 5 Others As Cardinals by Josh316(m): 10:15pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Logicboy03: See this brainwashed christian!your Moronic imbecility is awesome!! keep being such a brain-damaged animal... you open the unfortunate cavity to spew trash against me? if you DON'T HAVE a superior argument or facts, why not resign to farting from your ar.se which by the way makes much more sense than opening the anatomical mistake you call a mouth(if you have any at all) its such dumb infantile twats like you that make me pissed! you have NO BRAINS and you wanna be relevant to society...PATHETIC BUFFOON! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Appoints Archbishop John Onaiyekan, 5 Others As Cardinals by Josh316(m): 7:45pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Logicboy03: Lol, the offerings, the tax breaks, govt donations and businesses (Mass bulletins sales, ads in the bulletins, sales of rosaries, bibles etc) are all nothing?chai! you know nothing of these things... the bulletins barely pay for the printing yet alone for the 'church' to take billions the church is self sustaining and does rely on collections to pay staff and run the church. occasionally, some collections are sent to Rome a few times a year to help with certain projects which include helping catholic churches in challenged parts of the world. However, most collections from the church stay in the church and run the church, while there is a parish pastoral council, made up of parishioners who ensure that the money is used judiciously and that there is trasparency. no one 'owns' any church property even the cars the rev fathers ride are church property. in all, i think the contribution of the catholic church in Rome to the development of the church here, has been immense... 6 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Stella Dimoko-Korkus Replies Jim Iyke by Josh316(m): 7:29pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
I smell either MADNESS or FRUSTRATION... either way, this lady has simply shown how much of a maniac she is... |
