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gullible cows!!!! HOAX story!!!!

this dude is simply an IDIOT!!! what he has is simply a case of Sexually transmitted infection with secondary acute kidney infection due to his sexual orientation. pregnant kor!!! now i believe hes kolomental!!!

the boys from the bridge added the last icing on the cake.... viva la Torres!!! Viva la Mata!!!

Please, has RIM network gone down in your area? cos for most if not all of us here in Abuja, we've not had any blackberry service all through this afternoon till now (tonight)... is this limited to just those in Abuja?

NYSC camp in Abuja.... 2years later, we are married and expecting our first child

afrobaby: I guess u just read my response without reading the initial post, do read the initial post first and then read mine before responding. Also, windows are not meant to be opened doesnt mean it can't be opened,

(Reason people open windows in airplane) Improved visibility might be helpful in case of an emergency. Specifically, the occupants must be able to see outside to assess if it is safe to open the emergency exits. This is especially important in emergencies that involve water landings (if an exit is below the water line) or in cases of an external fire, where the act of opening an exit will expose the occupants to the fire.

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_safety_reason_that_airplane_windows_have_to_be_open_during_take_off_and_landing#ixzz1wpEb3aFj

Abeg, get information and dont just respond without reading between lines, it isnt funny

Jeez! Common sense is not common! so becasue the report says windows are to be 'opened' during take off and landing means they can be opened like a car window or what? FYI, these windows are FIXED and cannot be opened. What the report is talking about is the flap that shades the passenger from the sun, like a visor. the windows are double-sealed and thick!! even the cockpit window is almost amoured!!!

I was happy with initial reports that the black box of the MD-83 Plane operated by Dana Air which crashed yesterday in Lagos killing over 153 people had been recovered. But my initial joy and enthusiasm was destroyed when i saw pictures of the supposed black box. To Inform you a bit, the term black box is a 'misnomer' because its colour is actually Red/amber and is an amour encasing of the Digital/Analogue flight recorder and Voice recorder. Now the box is built to withstand very high degrees of temperature (?2500 deg Celsius) and a very hard impact. however, the picture of the 'black' box said to have been recovered looks more like a battery or some other equipment on a plane but not a black box. I guess the clueless operatives thought since the box was black in colour, it therefore should be the 'black box' .

Here are the pictures for you to compare and comment

The first pic is a prototype 'black box'

the next two show what our rescue operatives found

GoldCircle: I wonder why nobody is talking about Segun Arinze's viju milk advert and that useless 'the state versus malaria' advert! They are by far the worst by a long shot! Oh I forgot to add the ambi pur ad too! Whoever thought of that ad must be a slowpoke! The Oga that also approved it to go on air must be a zombie!

The VIJU milk cuts the cake as the WORSTESTEST (Pls permit my anooying grammar ) advert ever!!! My goodness!!!

Like some people have explained, its due to the fact that these are common with American and Canadian spec cars. Now, for someone who was here spewing rubbish about Nigerians copying (NOT THE POSTER), be reminded that we Nigerians source a good percentage of our cars (2nd hand and New cars) from the US and Canada. so the result is we are left with cars with functional DRLs. Its not about effizy, but circumstances of economics on our environment

Omo!! see Free pass to Bleep around naaaa!!! Why should I kill her? I'll smile thank her and make sure ALL my runs end up in the house under her nose and i'll also make sure she hears the steamy moans every night... nansensicals

Making or designating them with a Foreign Terrorist org tag will only make them more popular and in addition to giving them unnecessary credit, will now open them paradoxically to bigger support from other FOREIGN terror groups not just Al-qaeda. In addition, many of you who are short-sighted and might not believe you would one day travel, will travel, and then instead of the maximum 30mins to 1hr standing in the immigration queue to get cleared, you would now spend almost 3hrs because you would be profiled and scrutinized extensively. So, unless the US wants to dash us some nice sexy looking Drones to bomb the idiots outta existence, they should hold their peace!

tellwisdom: Bro, how much is land from LAGOS TO ABUJA??

(Laff don kee me die for here)

doublecross: be4 anyone comments on this....a whole lot needs to be considered. first of all, God has written chelseas name on the champions league trophy..but we all know they dont deserve it at all from the way they play. they are just representing the champions but are not the champions. Yaya Toure plays Good football and deserves the title(african best). Drogba on the other hand can not play good football...i admit the fact that he scores goals but u just cant compare him to yaya toure who happens to be the engineroom of manchester city.

Now this REEKS of PURE BEEF ....Mscheeeeeewwww!!!

I give it to DIDIER!!! How many players can score in 4 FA cup finals How many has Toure even played? MInd u, the UCL is FAR BIGGER than the EPL title...so Didier it is!!! KMFT!!!

Bayern Star was caught on Camera looking totally Forlorn and depressed at a dinner to mark the end of the UCL... Even his Girlfriend couldn't help cheer him up...

solomon111: You mean chelsea were lucky against valencia,napoli,benfica,barcelona,bayern munich,and even liverpool in the F.A cup?.
That is too much to hang on 'LUCK'.

Biko, my brother, helepu me to Hask them ooo!!!!! luck kor!!! hehehehehe!!

cogitoErgo: If they can do this to Jega, their own, imagine what will happen to the ordinary southerners come 2015! He who have hears let him hear now, the dog and the baboons will be soaked in blood, but will surely live to see the after effect of their war, but what of the grasses at the scene of the war?

WORD!!!

spikes C:
When octopus was asked, he kept laughing until he died

OMG!!!

Initially reports had it that T.B Joshua predicted that he saw the match btw Bayern and Chelsea and that Chelsea won. Later, his people retracted the prophesy and he went on to say that he 'SAW' the first half of the match and he saw a 'BALD HEADED' man score in the first half of the game and called for prayers for Chelsea. so since the only bald headed man didnt score, and Chelsea went on to finally win, shall we say his prophesy was FALSE? lol

Even Heterosexuals dont just go round kissing every girl they see, the girl go slap the dude off his face, talkless of a gay dude... whichever way it is, this is pure sexual harassment by the Reporter... Well done Will!!!

whether it's true or not, one thing is certain and our Govt ignores this fact: WE ARE AT WAR!!! The Enemy is deploying cowardly but effective guerrilla tactics yet we are sending troops to Guinea-Bissau. Our problem is misplaced priorities.

bayooooooo: The attention of the Presidency has been drawn to unfortunate statements in the media made by former Head of State and presidential candidate of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC), Major Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) in which he allegedly predicted bloodshed in 2015 and labelled the Federal Government led by President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, as "the biggest Boko Haram".

But perhaps the most unfortunate part of the statement was the portion in which Buhari said that, "Since the leaders now don’t listen to anybody but do whatever they wish, there is nothing the north can do."
We find it very sad that an elder statesman who once presided over the entirety of Nigeria can reduce himself to a regional leader who speaks for only a part of Nigeria. We now understand what his protégé and former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Malam Nasir El’Rufai, meant when he wrote in a public letter in October of 2010, telling Nigerians that Buhari remains "perpetually unelectable" and that Buhari's "insensitivity to Nigeria’s diversity and his parochial focus are already well-known." Who can know Buhari better than his own political associate?

Come to think of it, as the CPC presidential candidate in the 2011 election, how many states in the Federation did he visit to campaign for votes? Buhari never bothered to campaign in the southern part of the country and consistently played up the North-South divide to the chagrin of patriotic and well-meaning Nigerians. As the results revealed, Nigerians will never vote for anyone who wants to divide the country. Is Buhari going to continue to be a sectional leader?

The Federal Government led by President Jonathan is not Boko Haram. Boko Haram means Western Education is sin. That being the case, one wonders how a government that devoted the largest sectoral allocation in the 2012 budget to education could be said to be Boko Haram. Between 1983, when Buhari forcefully seized power from the democratically elected administration of President Shehu Usman Shagari, and 2012, no other administration has committed the same quantum of resources as the Jonathan administration to education in the part of Nigeria that has witnessed the most Boko Haram-related insecurity.

Only on April 10, 2012, President Jonathan commissioned the first of 400 Federal Government Model Almajiri Schools, equipped with modern facilities such as a Language Laboratory, Qur'an Recitation Hall, classrooms and dormitories as well as a clinic, vocational workshop, dining hall and quarters for the Mallams. As Nigerians read this, more of such schools have been completed.

We now challenge Major General Buhari (rtd) to tell Nigerians what he has done, whether in his capacity as the head of a military junta or in his private capacity, to bring education to vulnerable children. If he cannot live up to this challenge, perhaps he has to reassess who really is Boko Haram.

Buhari claims that the Federal Government does not listen. Such an accusation ought not to emanate from a man overthrown by his own hand- picked colleagues in the military for refusing to listen to advice and behaving as if he had a monopoly of knowledge.

It is on record that the Federal Government led by President Jonathan is a listening administration hence its decision to pursue all means of resolving the Boko Haram insurgency including through dialogue.

When Buhari says that "if what happens in 2011 should again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, ‘the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood", we hereby state that it is Buhari himself who does not listen. He has obviously refused to listen to the Nigerian People, the European Union, the Commonwealth Monitoring Group, the African Union and a multitude of independent electoral monitors who testified that the 2011 elections were free and fair and "the best elections since Nigeria returned to civil rule."

Indeed, such a reaction from Buhari is not totally unexpected since he has become a serial election loser who has never taken his past election defeats graciously even when such elections were generally acknowledged to be free and fair.

Still on the issue of Boko Haram, we wonder what locus a man whose party's Secretary General, Buba Galadima, told the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) in December, 2010, that the Federal Government is underestimating the support base of Boko Haram, has to accuse a government that has been threatened on camera by the leaders of Boko Haram of itself being Boko Haram?

Major General Buhari (rtd) also boasts of his knowledge of the Petroleum Industry because of his time as Federal Commissioner for Petroleum. We wonder why he did not boast of the infamous scandal that occurred in that ministry where under his watch billions of Naira (in the 1970s) were reported stolen, a matter which led to the setting up of the Justice Ayo Irikefe panel.

Finally, we wish to make it known to Buhari that given his reference to "dogs and baboons", perhaps his best course of action would be to travel to the zoo of his imagination because President Goodluck Jonathan was elected by human beings to preside over human beings and it is human beings who will determine what happens in Nigeria at any material time not "dogs and baboons".

REUBEN ABATI
Special Adviser (Media & Publicity) to the President
May 15, 2012.


Source:http://saharareporters.com/press-release/buhari%E2%80%99s-prediction-bloodshed-2015-and-comments-boko-haram-sad-and-unfortunate-preside

Chei!!!!! I wish words were like boxing...this would have KNOCKED THE BLOOD THIRSTY VAMPIRE THE Zap OUT!!!!!

Beaf: https://leadership.ng/nga/sites/default/files/articleimages/gen-buhari.jpg

[size=16pt]Vote for me, or else!...
I will deal with you!
I will break your legs!
I will burn your car!
I will eat your kids!
You will see blood!

Old, irresponsible, red-eyed, youth corper killing mullah.[/size]

BASTARD SHITFACED IDIOT LIKE HIM!! He's not even Nigerian sef!!

This is a CLASSIC case of LIE vs LIE!!! Knowing fully well how our policemen tell stupid and childish lies, I believe the policeman also met his match in the 'LYING' antics of his uniformed comrades in the customs officers. Or please tell me how stupid he would be to be carrying such amounts of money when there are banks that could handle that type of cash? Or how the nuzzle of a rifle would 'touch' someone on the head and it would start bleeding without using much force or firing it??

abegi!!! make dem go act police vs customs part 1

philip0906: First was cctv cameras, next was dog,now satellites. . .i laff

upnaijaDRN: The DFB (German Football Association) Cup is the second most prestigious German football competition after the national league. Bayern Munich has won the most DFB Cups: 15 times. Dortmund on the other hand, has just won two.

Bayern will be looking for the ‘treble’, having already won the league title and having qualified for the Champions League final. This can also be Bayern’s practice game for the big final on 19th of May.

Borussia Dortmund will be missing their defender, Patrick Owomoyela due to injury. This is the only exclusion for them. Otherwise they will play their squad to full strength.

Bayern Munich, on the other hand, has good news in the form of Daniel Van Buyten training with the team after recovering from an injury suffered in January. His role for this game is unclear. But he is suspected to play. However, Bayern’s defender, Breno is out due to injury. He is unlikely to play this game.





http://www.upnaija.com/bayern-munich-must-win-dfb-pokal-final-against-borussia-dortmund.html

CORRECTION!!! Bayern is NOT looking for a treble, cos they didnt win the league, Borussia Dortmund won it back to back...cheers!

lagerwhenindoubt: what are you guys complaining about - we have collectively bought 3 transformers between 2010 and 2011 alone, each flat paid N4,000 for a transformer that PHCN is supposed to replace. how can a whole Transformer go bad weeks after it has been installed!

They went bad cos they bought transformers far smaller than the required capacity... its like using ur a/c with a 2kv stabiliser instead of a 5kv one... it will surely go pop!

[quote author=say-d-fact]kudos to SEUN for this place called "Nairaland"...... i wld wish it were mine......
@poster.

United States Vs Nigeria (where wld u rather invest?)
Super-Eagles Vs Spain National Team (which wld you bet-on to win the next world cup)

Nairaland has 892784 member world-wide VS Facebook has over 10million members in 9JA Alone.

but i wish THIS "NAIRALAND" WAS MINE........NICE WORK SEUN, You'll Get There.....amen

[/quote]if only 140million Nigerians would subscribe to Nairaland...if only...

ayox2003: Whats normalcy in this situation?
You sacked 788 and replaced them with 373....is this normalcy/normal??
Is it because he and his children doesnt receive medical attention in any of these hospitals?? 788-373= 405. So how would 373 fill the space of 788? Even 373 x 2 = 746...thats if its in ratio 1:2.
Fashola is crazy!
And some NLers are speaking trash here. Fashola didnt implement the agreement and your saying s:h:i:t. Well, the people will ALWAYS suffer and God knows the number of the same NLers in those hospitals rightnow. Not the Doctors; Not Fashola.
For The Nation newspaper, no wonder their workers are always man-handled. Normalcy my foot.

In addition to that, people SHOULD NOT complain when certain treatment issues crop up that would lead to patients deaths start happening. when patients start dying from very treatable ailments, they should call Fashola to come rescue them...mscheeewwwww!!!