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PoliticsRe: JTF Steps-up Battle Against Boko-Haram by Josh316(m): 12:08am On Oct 03, 2012
Our spokesman, Abu Qaqa is alive but with the security agents,
THIS INDIRECTLY CONFIRMS THAT THE BASTARD IS ACTUALLY DEAD! they had no other way of denying it cos Abu qaqa himself wasnt available to counter this cos HE WAS ACTUALLY DEAD! foolish fouckers!!
PoliticsRe: Anti-Islam Film - Boko-Haram Issues Threat by Josh316(m): 9:30pm On Oct 01, 2012
Such a useless fool! sheCOW is a ranting midget with no brains! if he thinks he has said anything then, he is joking! he has seen that time is running out for the slowpoke...

I DOUBLE DARE HIM TO TRY THE AMERICANS AND SEE IF HE WONT GET R.AP.ED IN GUANTANAMO.... THATS IF HES ALIVE TO BE R.AP.ED TO START WITH... angry

useless coward!
PoliticsRe: FG Orders Opening Of Bye-pass In Lokoja-Abuja Road by Josh316(m): 7:48pm On Sep 27, 2012
Have they done a structural study on the Murtala Bridge to ascertain if the flood has not weakened it? A bye-pass is commendable, but what is the long term solution to ensure such doesnt repeat itself again? Are we pro-active against such situations? Government cannot stop an imminent flood, but can take concrete steps to ensure that its impact is minimal to the population by PLANNING AHEAD!
PoliticsRe: Mark Begs Britain To Assist Nigeria On Insecurity by Josh316(m): 7:44pm On Sep 27, 2012
The man is a shameless fool with AMNESIA!!

Wasn't he the same person shouting the other day that Britain could GO TO HELL with their aid to Nigeria for not accepting gay marriage and all? I'm not a supporter of gay marriage but i believe if a man insults another and later walks up to him to beg for food shamelessly, such a man deserves to be stoned with purewater!

If we need help, we should get it from people who will attach no ulterior conditions for it...

We need the help of the Israeli Mossad, and not Lame-foot Britain wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: John Terry Found Guilty Of Racial Abuse & Given Four Match Ban by Josh316(m): 7:23pm On Sep 27, 2012
Am i racist if i call the Ferdinand brothers, BLACK-WANNBE CHOC ICE-CUBEShuh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: John Terry Found Guilty Of Racial Abuse & Given Four Match Ban by Josh316(m): 7:22pm On Sep 27, 2012
Am i racist if i call the Ferdinand brothers, BLACK WANNBE CHOC ICE-CUBEShuh grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: John Terry Found Guilty Of Racial Abuse & Given Four Match Ban by Josh316(m): 7:21pm On Sep 27, 2012
Anton ADMITTED in court that he FIRST said the words to JT... the court agreed with JT that he was repeating these same words... The English FA really is the FVCKING CVNTS and they have only revealed their hopelessness in dealing with simple cases talk more of more complex ones like this! Rio ferdy should have been charged and BANNED in the same vein for tweeting racist comments about Ashley but trust the EFA to be irrational...

As far as JT is concerned, the LAW COURTS acquitted him and the FA can fit to F.UC.K themselves with a bloated soccerball! angry
PoliticsRe: BPE Announces Buyers For Power Plants by Josh316(m): 3:24pm On Sep 25, 2012
Dont worry about OteDOLLAR, cos i am sure like NITEL, he wont raise the money for the down payment and will lose this bid to the second preferred bidder... wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Superstitious Beliefs That Actually Works! by Josh316(m): 2:26pm On Sep 25, 2012
Do not spit directly into the toilet

Resultant effect: Sore Throat
i spit into the toilet all the time... angry

my throat suppose don blow by now!!! grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Group Launches Anti-Islam Campaign on U.S Public Buses by Josh316(m): 2:14pm On Sep 23, 2012
Wsdm: I just hope that the Christians knows that the Muslims revere them than the Jews. At least no upright Muslim reject Christ as do the Jews. Ask those Christians who have Muslims as friends. In my optimistic view; i only judge people by the way they behave and never on any religious ground. I hope that we in Africa understands that sometimes we are just been used by the world arch rivals(the West and the East) to settle scores. May God help us all.
oh SHUT UP!!! if revering is the same as killing and bombing churches, then , i'll prefer the jews... angry
Music/RadioRe: Pitbull And Protege Sensato Remix Dbanj's Oliver Twist by Josh316(m): 9:37am On Sep 21, 2012
looks more like Pitbull STOLE the beat and used it for his own remix... cos i dont hear Dbanj apart from the Oliver twist chorus... Pitbull na thief! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: French Magazine Risks Muslim Anger With Mohammed Cartoons by Josh316(m): 12:08pm On Sep 19, 2012
[quote author=Garri_Activist]Why are you christians looking for trouble na undecided

Is it by force to become a christian? huh

Why not serve your jesus and let others serve whtever they feel like serving!

You people just can't stand the fact that Islam is making progress every blessed day, abi?

You explore hatred, jealousy and even ready to do anything to portray Islam in a bad name but the God is always behind the true religion.

My advice to fellow muslims is to remain calm and let Allah protect us as he promise to.

Thnx![/quote]Na who find una trouble?
when The Da vinci code was made did you hear of Christians burning and destroying embassies and killing people?
Please if your religion of peace requires that you fight for your god, then, I'm really sorry to say that your god must be an idle being for what is the essence of being omnipotent if he cannot fight his own battles? unfortunately, you people are not advertising Islam in good light and i dare say that one day what happened to the Jews might happen to the muslims because of the fanatical nature of some of you. you will revive the templar vs Ottoman battles of the past and to whose gainhuh?

While I dont condone insulting any religion, i also believe people should regard the sanctity of life above all and try to remain tolerant
CrimeRe: Female Banker Sends Robbers After Customer by Josh316(m): 4:52pm On Sep 18, 2012
first and foremost, the dude who withdrew 5million without as much as making plans for his own security by either hiring a vehicle or at least using a bank transfer system must be an heeediot! how do you withdraw five million and then go and stand on the road for a taxi or maybe in this case, even a bike? why do people resort to being stingy to themselves and risk their lives? He could have been shot and killed and that would have been the end of the story! what is wrong with people sha? is common sense not common anymore? haba!!! angry
Car TalkRe: BMWs Can Be Stolen By Hackers With $30 Tool by Josh316(m): 8:13pm On Sep 17, 2012
Abeg, what about Hondas and Toyotas from 2003 and above? I thought they too use sensor keys? i hope it doesnt become possible here, else, na die o! undecided
PoliticsRe: Islamist Sect In Kano, Threatens To Bomb Cool FM by Josh316(m): 11:57am On Sep 17, 2012
maybe we should start bombing Muslim establishments like the Jaiz bank for instance? if they think they have the exclusive of terror, they r on a long thing... angry
Music/RadioRe: Pusha-T - The Morning Ft. D'banj And Other GOOD Music Artists by Josh316(m): 7:10pm On Sep 13, 2012
CHAI!!!! CHAI!!!! CHAI!!!! undecided cry
PoliticsRe: Robbers Monitored Police With Stolen Walkie-talkies –source by Josh316(m): 10:37am On Sep 11, 2012
some of these robbers are trained policemen and military boys. thats why they are more deadly and seem to be tactically superior too! its not rocket science to believe that they knew the code languages spoken through the walkie talkies becaise they are part of the same system.
PoliticsRe: Cleric Gives List Of Boko-Haram Sponsors To David Mark by Josh316(m): 9:58am On Sep 10, 2012
If GEJ had the balls, what he would do is give silent approval for secret assassinations of PROVEN sponsors. one funny car accident or food poisoning would QUIETLY eliminate these scum. however, he and his crew are still playing the game of OSTRICH and living in pure denial. Maybe when we start vigilante justice will he then wake uphuh Its not too far-fetched for that to start happening like in the case of Kenya... My own 2cents
SportsRe: Chioma Ajunwa (First Olympic Gold Medalist) Delivers Triplets by Josh316(m): 11:28pm On Sep 09, 2012
Congrats Ma'am!! Thanks to Clomid... grin
TravelRe: FG Lifts Suspension On Dana Air by Josh316(m): 9:38pm On Sep 06, 2012
THEY UNRAVEL IN TEN DAYS. THEY ALSO TAKE DUE DILIGENCE ALL THE TIME AND CANCEL FLIGHTS WHEN THEY HAVE TO.
Obviously my friend you dont watch aircrash investigation. 10days kor 10 days ni! do you know how many MONTHS it took them to unravel the cause of the concorde aircrash? or that it took them a year to find the black box of the airfrance plane that went down off the coast of brazil? its people like you that wake up and spew bilious vomitus without proof! Aircrash investigation doesnt take days but MONTHS and sometimes, YEARS!!! so if you dont know what to say, just read the comments and drink kunu or garri or whatever!
CrimeRe: Man Killed For Ritual By Childhood Friends by Josh316(m): 9:02pm On Sep 06, 2012
where are the unashamed tribalists? if the names were Igbo, the responses here would reach 30 pages! sometimes i wonder how people reason. no one tribe has a monopoly of evil as this has shown us. all the DAMNED tribalists on Nairaland should be handed over to boko haram for treatment! grin
TravelRe: After Suspension: Would You Fly Dana Air ? by Josh316(m): 8:41pm On Sep 06, 2012
norrisman: Moronic Nigerians. The grounding of the airline was a precautionary measure whilst investigations into the June 3 crash were ongoing. Now the airline has been given a clean bill of health, I see no reason why one shouldnt fly with DANA. If everyone switched airlines after a crash no major airline will exist today as every one of them has had major crashes in their history.

Why are people still flying Air France after its Concorde crash in Paris and Airbus crash ove the Atlantic?

Why are people still flying US Airways after the crash in the Hudson River?

Why are people still flying British Airways after its 777 crash landed at Heathrow. In fact what happened to the 777 enroute from China was no different from what happened on that unfortunate Dana Air flight. The BA 777 plane lost all power but the pilots and passengers just had the good fortune that it happened within a distance in which they could glide to the airport. They barely scaled the airport's perimeter fence.
God bless you! its rare to see Nigerians like you that argue factually and not with sentiments. most of the airlines we crowd ourselves into have suffered more crashes than Dana and Nigerians still fly them. Many wont even know that Air France has even worse safety records regarding crashes than even Aero contractors... its a fact!
TravelRe: FG Lifts Suspension On Dana Air by Josh316(m): 10:43pm On Sep 05, 2012
please, without sentiment, let me ask, is closing down an airline the best way to handle crashes? most crashes have affected top airlines yet WE NIGERIANS still fly them. The era of killing an airline becasue of an accident doesnt show any sense of seriousness on the part of our country.

British Airways has recorded more crashes than Dana air, and is still the number one choice of Britons and Nigerians. Air France recorded more devastating crashes than Bellview, Sosoliso and ADC combined yet still flies the skies with Nigerians flying in them. Its not more than 3yrs ago that a fully loaded Airfrance plane disappeared from radar and crashed into the ocean on its way from Brazil to France killing ALL on board? Or the Ethiopian airlines? Or Kenyan Airways?
Lets not be too emotional about this. yes, Lives were lost, but the lessons should be learnt from this accident to improve our aviation sector not kill it completely. I still believe if an airline does not adhere to safety rules and regulations, it should be forced to do so. however, if it shows adequate proof to show that it is serious about behaving itself, then let them fly, afterall, the consumer (commuter) will determine what happens to such an airline. Bellview was allowed to fly despite having a more fatal accident than ADC and the consumer power KILLED the airline slowly but surely.

Lets try to be objective as much as possible
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Josh316(m): 2:25pm On Sep 05, 2012
This Post has been hidden grin
PoliticsRe: Minna-kaduna Railway Service Is Finally Up And Running! by Josh316(m): 11:35am On Aug 29, 2012
thelastPope: Wow! Minna-Kaduna railway service has taken off finally after like centuries. Hmmm. The Lagos-Ibadan-kano fast rail contract has been signed with chinese firm CCECC. There's something really going on in the country. Its like the GEJ 2013 comment really holds a lot of promise.

Source: AIT news. They even showed the trains and the inside looked really cool. The passengers were very happy about the service
Good news but lets stop deceiving ourselves!
1. the coaches are NOT cool, but really an embarrassment to our Nation. we could do FAR BETTER... this is 2012 not 1967
2. Until Govt Auctions this routes and makes NRC solely a REGULATOR not an operator, all we will get is Mediocrity... we deserve the best.

Having said this, a step forward is still a step but we must demand better quality cos we deserve better wink
PoliticsRe: How Did Rochas Okorocha Become So Rich?! by Josh316(m): 9:25am On Aug 06, 2012
Stanley Divine: Too many petty topics floating on Nairaland. My guy if u need a job wt any of EFCC,ICPC etc why not apply. Lazybones end up bn paupers. If Rochas had bn asking this kinda question he wudnt be were he is today. Who do u think knows the answer to the question n still hasn't joined the millionaires club? No be person way no road go show u if him like? Bros abeg direct ur question to d rite peepz n stop ...
And what is wrong with the question if i may ask? huh
instead of giving a good answer or saying i dont know, you end up displaying the fact that your brain has been replaced by a cold mound of PAP... only people who ask questions go far in life undecided
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of P-Square's Mother's Burial by Josh316(m): 11:01pm On Aug 02, 2012
icon2: Is †̥ђά̲̣̣†̥ an unpainted building...? Nawa Oh°˚˚˚°!...
saw it too! honestly, if they havent built a befitting home in their villa by now, they should be flogged! all the same, i dont wanna believe its their own building.

May the soul of their mum rest peacefully in Gods bossom, Amen
Car TalkRe: Ever Had Your Car Stolen Before? Advice Others. by Josh316(m): 9:04pm On Jul 12, 2012
well, i had my honda accord 1998 (academy) stoeln from church here in Abuja in 2010. Went to church and by the time i came out from mass, a 504 car was parked exactly where i had earlier parked. Did i go bonkershuh u bet i did!! But there was a little joker i had applied 2years earlier...



I had tracked my car with tramigo tracker, which uses a sim to send and receive commands via sms. the stupid thieves thot they had themselves a clean honda car which they had carted away. due to the initial network problems, the tracker refused to receive commands to reveal the location of the stolen car. however, 48hrs later, while sleeping, i was woken up by repeated sms alerts from my phone. initially i was angry as to who would be texting me at that ungodly hour. lo and behold, it was the tracker replying my earlier text message commands and it revealed the car was faraway in Jos, precisely, opposite the temporary site of UniJos. Omo!! see immediate insomnia!! i alerted my dad who alerted our DPO and later that morning, we took off to Jos. accompanied with a print out map which i got using the coordinates from the tracker and google earth, we were able to locate the exact spot where my car was. luckily, we found a guy driving the car and he had cleaned out the car... my alloy rims replaced with regular rims and the car swiped to look like it just came from cotonou. the beating the guy received at the scene was ecstatic as i was the one who confronted the idiot with blows and slaps. we bundled him into the boot of the car and started heading back to Abuja that same afternoon... eventually, we handed him over to SARS (dont know what happened to him after that)and i had to wait for a week b4 my car was released back to me. Guys!!! trackers work!!! Im a living witness o!!! after that, ALL our cars were tracked and that incident has made me paranoid about leaving my car parked anywhere outside my fence grin
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua More Reliable Than Jonathan – Ex-militants by Josh316(m): 2:24pm On Jul 07, 2012
this is what we get fro NEGOTIATING with terrorists instead of crushing them. now a precedence has been set, lets see how it wont escalate. by the time we finish negotiating with boko haram then armed robbers and even pick pockets will start clamoring for amnesty and then even the legislooters and pen-robbers...
the bottom line??

DONT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS angry

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