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Christianity Etc › Re: Questions For Atheists!!! by Joshthefirst(m): 9:32pm On Oct 28, 2013

Logicboy03: Yes

toh.

Christianity Etc › Re: Questions For Atheists!!! by Joshthefirst(m): 9:30pm On Oct 28, 2013

Logicboy03: I had to be tough with him......what didnt I say to him? I called him a slowpoke, a douchebag, a hypocrite christian and a PSYCHOPATH.A

but today, he thanks me for that tough love.

Uyi, ma boy!

Is Uyi now an atheist?

Crime › Re: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by Joshthefirst(m): 9:19pm On Oct 28, 2013

speedyboi: Adaobi....follow me back

Christianity Etc › Re: Are You A Witch, Satanist, Wizard Or Occultist? Ask Jesus Into Your Heart by Joshthefirst(m): 9:17pm On Oct 28, 2013*

Beretta92: @tpia,u say jesus gives joy.do u have joy?u always seem angry,cold n frozen.i bet jesus himself wud be scared of u.pls,dont curse me,i really dont knw how to curse.

Sir. Jesus' mission on earth was NOT to give men joy. It was to save his people from their sins. If anyone recieves jesus primarily because he wants to have a happy peaceful life, he will not receive anything or last long. He will most probably end up worse that he was before.
Jesus came so we won't have to die in sin. He came to save from wrath and judgement and guilt.
When we realize that the wages of sin is death, and look for and receive salvation from our just punishment, then we are truly filled with joy, for we are those who were acquitted and given life on anothers love and account. That is true joy. That is true peace. One must receive Jesus to be saved from the punishment of his sins; death.
I hope this helps ma'am
Have a wonderful evening.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Photo Diary by Joshthefirst(op): 8:09pm On Oct 28, 2013

texanomaly: It is beautiful. I plan to be in Enugu around Christmas.

wow!
I hope I'll be there too.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Photo Diary by Joshthefirst(op): 7:38pm On Oct 28, 2013

texanomaly: Where is this?

Awgu hills, enugu state, nigeria.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Photo Diary by Joshthefirst(op): 7:37pm On Oct 28, 2013

texanomaly: Nice!

thank you ma'am
But I'm just an amateur.
But I love landscape.

Food › Re: Is It Hygienic To Eat Suya? by Joshthefirst(m): 7:33pm On Oct 28, 2013

Sermwell: thank you for what?? who ask you for literal translation?? Amebo!

See me see wahala o!! A whole guy dey do tatafo!

abeg take am easy. grin

I was just trying to help
grin

Christianity Etc › Re: The Philosophy Of Reality by Joshthefirst(op): 7:29pm On Oct 28, 2013

texanomaly: Cool! Please post some pics. Show us some of God's creations.

here ma'am:
http://www2.nairaland.com/1489943/photo-diary

Christianity Etc › Re: The Philosophy Of Reality by Joshthefirst(op): 7:28pm On Oct 28, 2013

rationalmind: What a lame reply!!! I felt you could do better

LoL
Sorry for letting you down.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Photo Diary by Joshthefirst(op): 7:25pm On Oct 28, 2013

Here's another set I took today. Sky and landscape.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Philosophy Of Reality by Joshthefirst(op): 7:15pm On Oct 28, 2013

rationalmind: Lol, funny how these folks reason. No one is saying evolution is an absolute truth. What is being said is, given the available evidences, evolution is the most plausible answer. If tomrw evolution is proven to be wrong, we all will throw it away.

Funny how you compare that to your absolute truth on talking donkeys. Lol, the bible is hilarious.

why are you denying evolution now? Are you saying you don't believe in it?
Abeg stop derailing my thread

Food › Re: Is It Hygienic To Eat Suya? by Joshthefirst(m): 7:08pm On Oct 28, 2013

adaobi123:

literal translation:
Hmmmm(as in hmmmm) adaobi, you will like sweet/free things o, I pity your boyfriend.

You can thank me later grin

Christianity Etc › Re: The Philosophy Of Reality by Joshthefirst(op): 7:05pm On Oct 28, 2013

rationalmind: Lol, has it gotten to this? Can't you understand english any longer? I never said belief in evolution is silly. I said "let's say". Is that difficult to understand?

Lol. So, God can make a donkey talk. Clap for yourself. Your reasoning is sublime. Ure in the same league with betrand russel and the likes.

okay. I'm clapping. You should also clap for yourself for claiming bonobos as your distant cousins. grin

they might as well clap with you too. grin

I believe God created me and is allpowerful thank you very much.
Abeg see charcoal calling pot black. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: The Philosophy Of Reality by Joshthefirst(op): 7:00pm On Oct 28, 2013

texanomaly: It's a beautiful day in the Lord's Kingdom.

Blessed be God's name ma'am
I have 'laughed to death' at the funny posts and topics I have seen this evening on nl. It is truly a beautiful day. grin

I also did some travelling and took some landscape photos.
Thank God for today.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Philosophy Of Reality by Joshthefirst(op): 6:56pm On Oct 28, 2013

texanomaly: How goes the ministry #1Josh?

fine ma'am.

Thank you for asking.
How goes yours?

Christianity Etc › Re: The Philosophy Of Reality by Joshthefirst(op): 6:50pm On Oct 28, 2013

rationalmind: Lol, let's say logicboy is wrong and his belief in evolution is silly. Does that justify your belief in talking donkeys?

Smh for these folks.

what are you saying huh

Donkeys don't talk. The bible says God enabled the donkey to talk in that situation. If you acknowledge God, and you have witnessed his power, you'll realize that nothing is impossible for him.
Since belief in the fact that a bonobo is a distant cousin is silly, why do you unjustly attack those who believe in God and call them irrational and unreasonable? And attach wrong strings to it like saying we believe in talking donkeys?
Smh.

Food › Re: Strange Food Combinations Some Nigerians Eat by Joshthefirst(m): 6:10pm On Oct 28, 2013

Afam4eva: Na hot water you wan use drink garri before? Nido serves as milk while cashew nuts serves as groundnut

You are the main expert.
I refuse to die of laughter this evening.

Food › Re: Strange Food Combinations Some Nigerians Eat by Joshthefirst(m): 6:07pm On Oct 28, 2013

ogugua88: My uncle used to smoke garri and sardines during his school days.

Food › Re: Strange Food Combinations Some Nigerians Eat by Joshthefirst(m): 6:00pm On Oct 28, 2013

aManFromMars: Akamu with guava

Na lie jare.
grin

You wan kill me for here?

@ op:
shocked

Pounded yam and fried egg? For petes sake??
Tufiakwa.
Na serious stomach earthquake

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Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Joshthefirst(m): 5:49pm On Oct 28, 2013

gbanikiti: Its obvious I don't like the joke. You better delete it or else I will continue spamming this thread with the "anger smiley"

Maybe you should make your threats more threatening. grin

anger smiley... grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Are You A Witch, Satanist, Wizard Or Occultist? Ask Jesus Into Your Heart by Joshthefirst(m): 5:31pm On Oct 28, 2013

Ma'am, won't you tell them why they need to ask Jesus into their hearts?

Christianity Etc › Re: What Has Happened To This Section? Even The Mods Are AWOL? Thanks, Seun! by Joshthefirst(m): 4:38pm On Oct 28, 2013

Mr Troll: this guy!

don't you know a figure of speech when you see one?

its not his fault

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Philosophy Of Reality by Joshthefirst(op): 11:39pm On Oct 27, 2013

FOLYKAZE: heb 11:1 faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see

pro 3:5 never stick to your own understanding

from the two case.....the brain is not involve

read bidams post. The one logicboy called madness. We reason on the lines of God's word.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Has Happened To This Section? Even The Mods Are AWOL? Thanks, Seun! by Joshthefirst(m): 11:31pm On Oct 27, 2013

sandijey: Is that fire that attracts people like me to him.

it is? Be careful ma'am. That fire burns. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: What Has Happened To This Section? Even The Mods Are AWOL? Thanks, Seun! by Joshthefirst(m): 11:26pm On Oct 27, 2013

Ajibam: who is ajiban

you want a ban for blackmailing?

well,am not the one,,maybe it is madam..

So you guys even call HBG madam huh

No be small thing.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Joshthefirst(m): 11:22pm On Oct 27, 2013

Alfa Seltzer: Because you are under Satanic influence. Resistance is futile.

I'm 'dying' here

Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Joshthefirst(m): 11:21pm On Oct 27, 2013

texanomaly: Why must I constantly smile and shake my head indulgently with this one?

Heaven only knows...smh

Christianity Etc › Re: What Has Happened To This Section? Even The Mods Are AWOL? Thanks, Seun! by Joshthefirst(m): 11:20pm On Oct 27, 2013

obadiah777: lol sup Sandijey ? trust the weekend is coo. yeah you know there is something in the air that has calmed everyone down somewhat. its a season to be calm and retrospective. up and down, up and down. its down time. in time we will get the fire back in our belly and come out raging

I wonder where lb gets the fire in his belly from?
Weed?
grin

Christianity Etc › Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Joshthefirst(m): 11:17pm On Oct 27, 2013

Alfa Seltzer: you are welcome. Satan is here for you. Have no fear.

You won't kill me with laughter nwokem.

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